₦airaland Forum

Never underestimate the power of being thoroughly beaten. It does factory reseting by default. The board that had been sleeping for months suddenly woke up in the space of two days.

Lesson learnt: Nothing is impossible!
I bet when Bayern decapitated Barca 8-2 then, someone would have thought Liverpool would never have fallen that way.

But here we have Aston Villa(a far inferior team to Bayern) doing the do.

Most people don't learn from others mistake until it happens to them. Someone reading this will still get carried away and still have herself recorded by her lover boyfriend.

A lady told a friend of mine she can't date him because he's not a practising christian. Lol, But this same lady is telling me[with a muslim name], that religion doesn't really matter compared to the affection between the two individuals.

Pansophist & Ubunja et al. were probably right here. She chose me[sent me request on facebook].
Moral of the short story: A lady that makes excuses is a lady that doesn't deserve your time!!!

Nigeria graduates are something else, once they can't get a well paying job with their cert., they already termed it a waste.

Tertiary education is not for getting job alone! The only reason to term your education a waste, is if you do an introspection about yourself, and you found out you've not improved at all intellectually, and just the same as you were before gaining admission.

Then roast your certificate, or even flush it.

What this man did is almost identical with using the money to play over 2.5 on bet9ja.

This is what happens at first, before what happened in those videos[making front page of late] of men idiots, being disgraced with their public proposals.

Skyfornia:
I'm beginning to like this girl...a lot of people thought she would be loose but she is clearly in control. I wish my future girlfriend or wife would be this faithful.

The weaker the men around a lady, the stronger she becomes. Put a Davido in that house and watch how fast a table can turn.

With news like this, higher institutions resumption will be postponed till next year.

Let me share you a short story, I remember when I was in JS2 or JS3 then, I have this bros as neighbour, he is a very hard-working printer and makes money[as per average Naija guy then]. He has a girlfriend he was sponsoring through Polytechnic then[Ede Poly to be precise].

This lady comes from Osun state down to Lagos at least twice every month, and people were always envious of their relationship because they seemed really happy[or at least they were].
Note: This bros was the one playing the role of father[I hope you understand what I mean by this] to the lady.

Now, fast forward to two years, the lady is now done with her OND, we just noticed the lady stopped coming, and the bros on the other hand, started becoming moody.
Everyone knew they were having issues, and some of the bros friends tried settling the rancour they had.

Thank God I was present there the day the lady came upon request by the bros friends demanding to see her.
One of the bros friends asked the lady why they are having issues, the lady frankly said she was done with the relationship, with no tangible reason whatsoever.

Guess she just needed someone to help her through OND, and once that was achieved, she didn't need the bros anymore.
The bros was forced to say 'after everything I did for you', the lady replied instantly, 'have you ever demanded for sex and I refused?'.

Lessons I learnt at that early stage of my life are that:
1. Average Nigerian girlfriend are prostituting indirectly. They equate money to sex you both had.
2. Helping a lady through school with the hope of marrying her most cases end in tears.
3. Ladies are mostly the only one benefitting from relationships, you both enjoy the sex[which most ladies even enjoy more], and still part with your hard earned money.
4. The one more committed in a relationship loves the more and at risk of losing more if the relationship goes south.

All I'm trying to say here is, Women are smarter and brutal than how some men perceive them to be. The only way not to be at the losing end is by being smarter and more brutal.
Underneath that fragile look is a monster who doesn't care who gets burnt to achieve her own aim.

Read somewhere that some people wicked Nigerians, have started vandalising a yet to be completed rail.
Make una just do finish this project ASAP, before train go ready, but there won't be rail to pass through again.

Our Artistes are doing a pretty job. It's not easy doing something in a 3rd world nation and it's reaching people that far in first world Nations.

Why are they acting surprised? Probably this one "over-leaked"(if there's any word like that).

perdollar:
he conquered Italian league. 62 league goals in 2 seasons. 2 Italian league, how else do u succeed In a league. how many top players left a league for another and succeed? zlatan went to Barcelona n became useless, shevchenko u know, u can name them to test ur knowledge

Suarez won the highest goal scorer in every single league in Europe he played[Dutch, English, and Spanish]. Players break record every now and then, but if they are not Ronaldo or Messi, we don't hear about it.

And Ronaldo is yet to win highest goal scorer in Italy with inferior competitors.

It's not the amount of skills you know, but how skilled you are in the few skills you know.
Judging by your narration up there, you lack patience and just follow the crowd, without asking yourself what you'd really want to do.

One of those things you listed up there, is paying people handsomely, but here you are with more than three and can't even make a dime.

You listed a "full-stack" developer skillset up there, but I doubt, if you are well grounded in the front-end alone, not to talk of jumping to the backend.

Just stop, and focus solely on one, and try to know it to the fullest. A graphic designer just billed my gf 50k, for a business logo, which she managed to negotiate it to 30k.

She'll be alright laslas. Nigeria is taking majority of her population through emotional torture one way or the other.

Went for a naming ceremony at Sango yesterday, spent about 2,500 to and fro. Family men and women, standing at Bustop, because they couldn't afford the transport fare.

Believe ladies at your own risk.

Mine was a short but unforgettable one. Happened at Idumota, this Igbo guy dragged me and I had to lie to him I would patronise him on my way back.

But I was carried away and forgotten about him, I mistakenly passed the same route and before I could remember, I was already close to his shop. As I was trying to dodge him from seeing me.

The unexpected happened, I fell inside one gutter littered with plastics and nylons. Las las, na my friend(Igbo cloth seller) bring me out with a bleeding knee.

What some men gain in public proposals is what I don't ever want to understand.

Lol. This country should be sold, and the money shared among the citizens.

Being an average Nigerian living in Nigeria should automatically exempt you from hell fire on judgement day.

Imagine a family man trying to kill himself over money that can't buy a brand new iPhone 11pro max 256gig.
This life no balance at all.

Are those that are religious and not sinners but not a Christian will also regret?

Some Christians will never cease to amuse me, they speak with authority and call every other beliefs false but theirs. About just 2-3% of Israel population practise Christianity, these people have generations that knew Jesus but yet chose not to follow.

But down here in Africa, we have people seeing hell fire candidates because they didn't believe in Jesus.
What I practise is "kindness", "love", "sympathy" towards my fellow humans and animals inclusive.

If these are not enough, and I have to embrace one Jesus as my saviour before being guaranteed "paradise", then I'd rather rot in your imaginary "hell".

Lol, it was a matter of when.
Some people saw the headline o, but will still click only to complain of wasting data.

May their souls rest in peace o. That thing that will make me use boat as a means of transportation in Nigeria, dem never born am.

Anything to trend. What a woman really want is what she cannot have.
See the way she's acting as if she hasn't met men finer than Prince on a daily basis.