₦airaland Forum

tumababa: Take it to a celestial church. U will know its a normal thing for them to see such.

But Y Evilss nah

mascot5: boys are not smiling.benin city for dat mata.delta boy hve better tinz to do dan look for dead bodies parts.fg i beg mak ona fyn work giv all dose boys.

No be benin city ooo..

[quote author=::Andrew::]Tall, handsome, six packs, Rich, bmw with alloy wheel is attractive to me.

oooh I forgot pink lips. [/quote]Niccur,U Gay

Flygeriansteve: She insisted on fb because she's a serial killer and she wants to use d modus operandi of Cynthia's killers...send you a few nude pics via Facebook, get you thinking with testosterone, thereafter invite you to a hotel to seal your coital transaction. Soon as you're all dressed in your birthday suit in d room, give you some sedative laden champagne and when you're in deep sleep, cut off your manliness! Uhm ... nd bite your butt.ocks after that. She'll then sell it 4 N1500( sorry but that's d market price)!!

But ppl can think backwardly sha!!? And wats cynthia got to do with d issue on ground

okpara ugo: Welcome to the south east, home of wisemen and beautiful maidens. Wisemen from the east gave gifts to Jesus. Abia, the only Nigerian state mentioned in the bible. We have a long history.

Abeg,where was ABIA metioned in th bible What book? What chapter and what verse..

Bimfo: Since When have been Reading COMMENTS on NL, have neva Seen a Comment as D.umb as This... Oh my Gosh, this Quote is Fuckingly too Dumb... Arrrggggh.

Walahi d guy get d brain of a 5year old.... Imagine that rubbish of a post

If not for all this gals that use MTN I would have forgotten I ever used that stupid ntwk,things we do for gals sha SMH

euromilion: @poster

Has it occured to u dat ur friend could be an arm robber at nite or at his spare time?

He ain't an armed robber at all.. He works at TIN CAN ISLAND,and there was a certain time I told him I want to work together with him.. And he confided in me that only if I could be fetish,that if I know someone that could conjure prosperity to come our way and other fetish stuffs,that's when he can accept me.. That was when I started suspecting him,but I've since kept my distance frm him though..

Sirniyeh: You may doubt it. There is one particular leaf, if you write your desires on it and fold it in your palm to sleep, you will be taken to a journey in your dream and direct you to how to connect big favour. When you wake, it becomes reality. This one has no ritual involve because God created the leaf. Money ritual is real.
Apart from ritual, herbs general is God's blessing to mankind but we have allowed western religion to deprive us of lots of advantages of it. Imagine, a medical doctor could not father a child. Marriage of 8 years was not fruitful. Lots of prayers and fasting but all proved abortive. He had no egg in the sperm to rpoduce atall. As a medical doctor, he had tried for that 8 years but to nothing. I told him that without ritual he can be a father. With just mixture of herbs, after following prescription, he went for sperm test and wahalahi, egg don dey yafun yafun. He is today a father of two.
This is free gift of nature. This is real. God is awesome!

Pls wats the name of dat leaf Can u kindly prescribe to me

There's this frnd of mine whom I'm also suspecting of being involved in rituals,he has this money on a daily basis and he spends excessively on drinks and liquor,everyone around him at that time drinks to stupor,but wat baffles me is that he'll never give u money to pay for the drinks or even give u money to eat even when u're about to die.. And moreover he still stays at his parents house.. In a week we spend in excess of 300k on drinks only..he has no car,no house and he rarely buys clothes,buh frm wat I noticed,I think he's using some ppls aura for his wealth,So as a bad sharp guy I just decided to keep away frm him b4 he eventually starts using mine.....

Kaysalas: Bros 40k or no deal abeg. where you fit get brand new laptop for 30k? na wa for u o!

Alright,let's make it 35k....

Best option is to mobilize boys make we go all their branches all over naija,make we begin burn am down one by one.. Maybe that's when they'll understand that Nigerians are tired of their so-called best network..

That no.7 na my own area.. Clifford Orji terrorize us wella for dat area,and dat toyota busstop dey always dry,its always bound for ritual killings... Pls this information is true..Ignore at ur own risk..

I'll see wat I can do,but I don't think I can afford that 50k..

Talibanis: Contact me for urgent delivery, 08057301244

Do u have one for sale??

wino: Pay 31k.

dats all I got

Dats all I got at d moment bro,and what accessories is it coming with?

Where are u situated?

40k make we deal..

Pics pls

The acer mini intel atom.. Lemme pay 29k for it and I can come pick it up today

35k and let's talk

40k and let's deal..

I have just 33k for it,if available pls call me or post here...

Is it a gaming laptop Lemme give u 30k for it..

Johnwizzy: Can I hear someone saying;u can purse Movies...CAPITAL NO

U can only purse files(zip,rar,jar,exe etc),music...

If u purse movies/films,u will hv 2 reload again cuz it will crash some part in d movie thereby making it unreadable for the Video apps

See this one sha,u're just new to the world of downloads abi I use UCWEB 8.1 for all my downloads and it has resume support for all files,even Mp3.Mp4,Avi to mention a few.. And moreover u can exit the application for as long as u like,ur download will still be there,and it'll start frm where it stopped.. UCWEB rocks.. F**k OperaMini

Leobreezy: Are you being sarcastic or are you simply stu.pid?? So to your myopic mind, 3 days of light is worth throwing a carnival abi? So what about the remaining 362 days? Shall we continue to languish in power failure forever?? Can't your beloved president do something about it? BTW, these aren't libelous claims. What op said is true and other nairalanders, I included, attest to the veracity of this claim. Electricity supply has deteriorated over the past few weeks in what seems to be many parts of the country. So clear that sawdust from your head.

God bless u for this post... U just said my mind... Must everything we discuss here mean we're political detractors But as u said,let him clear d sawdust in his brains b4 spitting out shit about politics

Leobreezy: Are you being sarcastic or are you simply stu.pid?? So to your myopic mind, 3 days of light is worth throwing a carnival abi? So what about the remaining 362 days? Shall we continue to languish in power failure forever?? Can't your beloved president do something about it? BTW, these aren't libelous claims. What op said is true and other nairalanders, I included, attest to the veracity of this claim. Electricity supply has deteriorated over the past few weeks in what seems to be many parts of the country. So clear that sawdust from your head.

God bless u for this post... U just said my mind... Must everything we discuss here mean we're political detractors But as u said,let him clear d sawdust in his brains b4 spitting out shit about politics

And here we are thinking the power issues were over.. In my Area we usually have atleast 22hrs of uninterrupted power supply,but these past few weeks its been cut short.. They now resort to shuffling it day and night,sometimes frm 12am-12pm and other times frm 12pm-12am its somewhat disturbing tho... Imagine now that d sun is scorching hot,that's when they decided to start this rubbish.. Even when rain dey fall anyhow light dey dey steady..

Miss Ope: How can i sacrifice for a man.....chaiiii....well for me any gurl wey sacrifice for man na wowo girlllll.....
As for me I cheated on my guy...three times and he still begged to have me back...dat is true love.......ladies if u really wanna know how much a guy loves u let him pray and fast abeg...let him go thru helll...if he doesnt give up believe he is ur man...
I LOVE MY MAN

Walahi u don nack pant for the guy head... Or how could it be xplained that u cheated on him thrice and he's still begging to come back to u... Dat one don turn to MUMU for life..

igahdavid: Is it possible? A liter of fuel is about $1.88 in South Korea. Thats about N300

This na Naija,and moreover we have enough fuel to make our petroleum products cheaper.. We no be dem chinkos oo..

Omo Alata: I attended Cele as a child. We start at 10:00a.m and finish by 6p.m

Dat was the time of the older members of the church,but the youths are gradually taking over.. And service is becoming faster