₦airaland Forum

CHAI o di egbu o. Y must dey fall my hand lyk ds? C wetin fear fear Don cause. As 4 me, I no dey watch dt match even as I b conc arsenal fan. High BP runs in my family so unless I'm certified fit by a qualified medical doctor, I no go try am. I advise oda arsenal fans 2 do D same because D way I dey c ds match, e get capacity 2 induce stroke, heart attack, untimely death etc. A word is enuf 4 D wise o.

Hypocrisy is when u all jubilate wen dey sentence a person 2 prison 4 14 yrs 4 bein gay & kip mum wen som1 who stole millions/billions is sentenced (if at all) 2 abt 3 yrs in prison.
Hypocrisy is when Nigeria is proclaimed 2 b a secular state while sharia law is still being practiced in certain northern States. Hypocrisy is when som1 claiming Islam is a religion of peace engages in or encourages violence wen he/she feels his/her religion is being slighted.
Hypocrisy is when som1 applauds a perceived man of God when he assaults a woman because she said she was a witch 4 christ.
Hypocrisy is when those of you shoutn 1 Nigeria still wldnt intermarry wt certain ethnic groups you & ur family have blacklisted
Hypocrisy is when you r D 1st 2 Lynch a petty theif while u cover 4 & even hail dt corrupt frnd/relation.
Hypocrisy is wen u advocate 4 D military/security agencies 2 torture & kill boko harm suspects witout trial then complain wen dey brutalize u & ur loved @ D slightest provocation.
All in all, Hypocrisy is a way of lyf 4 most (if nt all) all Nigerians. It is deeply entrenched in most of D teachns we received 4rm our parents, teachers & even religious leaders. Because God, karma, Allah or whoever u claim 2 worship is nt a being imbued wt sentiments, He visits D consequences of ur actions upon ur heads & u complain... Woe unto all of us.

kilode100:
Her Toto go hear am noni.

I remembered when I banged 5 guys in different locations sameday


I used to be bad o

Pls dnt stop bein bad. Peeps lyk me need som1 lyk u.

Abeg does masturbation count? I'm asking cos in d issue of puna, no b evrybdy dey c chop.

damton:
if the men matyrs are to get 72 kitty-cats in heaven, what is the reward for a female jihadist.?



perhaps 72............ I no talk am.

If na so..... puna & A hole go slack & even tear 4 Dem paradise

Y not? Omo e go make sense 2 get chick u fit high wt. If I c chick lyk dt, na 2 luv up b dt.

Pls NA shld enforce ban on the use of burqa & purdah by women in these areas. If they want 2 cover hair, let Dem use shoulder length hijab abeg.

dabriggs:
DSS and DMI please recruit new operatives and infiltrate boko haram oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

How is this difficult? Please step up your intel game.

You cannot stop these bombings by using military strikes alone.

This is not Sierra leone where you cluster-bombed civilians and rebels with Alpha jets.

Intelligence oooooooooooooooooooooo!

Dem sabi dt 1? Na 2 dey oppress & brutalize us D supposed 'bloody civilians' Dem sabi. Na so so gra gra full Dem body wen Dem c us bt wen e reach book side, na hot piss go dey show 4 Dem camo trouser.

omoelesa:
Your greatest warrior u revered so much is Ojukwu, and he is a symbol of cowardise.

Close ur pathogen festering cavity there. A man who instd of playn politics wt D lives of his pple decided 2 stand firm & agitate 4 their freedom. A man who funded his struggle 4 D emancipation of his pple 4rm personal coffers. A non compromiser who if he had kept quiet & 'played ball' would have bin D 2nd highest ranking officer in D army only out ranked by gowon . SMH ur reasoning is D typical topsy-turvy mentality of most Nigerians dt has led 2 D sorry state of our nation is rite nw. So because he didn't stay 4 gowon 2 kill him, he's a coward abi? I'm sure dey we'd av killed more Igbo if he didn't escape.

Nigeria- a land where do poor scam D poorer. All I can say is dt D person scamming is setting himself & his generation unborn 4 babanla curses.

[quote author=Ebukaobi post=39037637]Nonsense!!

Why did your forefathers declare a war when they knew that they couldn't feed their own people. Besides Ojukwu intentionally starved Igbo children to gain sympathy from the international community

May Ojukwu continue to rot in hell. No wonder his wife Bianca decided to spread her legs for a Yoruba man with a bigger third leg.

Every sensible Igbo person should be cursing Ojukwu on a daily basis. [/
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Pls kindly had ur ignorant tongue if u r dnt kno naija history. Instead of further lambastn u, I was educate u.
1. Ojukwu/igbos didn't declare war on Nigeria. Ojukwu only seceded.
2. B4 dt putrid orifice u call a mouth begins 2 wag, let me tell u d reason you don't igbos seceded... 30000 yes 30000 d number of Igbo men, women, & children slaughtered in pogroms carried out in d North following d July 1966 counter coup. So answer me Mr Ojukwu hater. Wld u lyk 2 cohabit wt sm1 who murdered dt amount of ur tribesmen?
3. U should know dt Ojukwu didn't secede immediately @ d negotiation conference in Aburi, he demanded dt d guilty parties b punished & gowon step down as head of state because General babatope (a Yoruba man) out ranked him among oda reasonable demands. None of his demands were met.
4. D 1st shots of d civil war were fired in d Midwest (present day delta, edo & parts of ondo State because Ojukwu deployed biafran troops 2 protect Igbo natives there. Wen d federal troops under murtala Mohammed retook asaba, dey gathered all d igbos dey found & killed dem.
I'm assuming u hv Google so search & learn d truth abt d Nigerian civil war b4 vomiting excreta 4rm ur mouth. D man Ojukwu is 2 tyms any leader u v Eva had in dis backwrd polity u call a country. Due 2 d blockade mountd by d federal troops, d biafrans cldnt access petroleum products so they learnt hw 2 refine their crude oil. While federal troops were buyn their weapons 4rm countries lyk UK & ussr, biafrans were busy makn dreaded weapons lyk d ogbunigwe. fyi I'm not Igbo (my mum is) bt d atrocities meted to igbos during D civil war are unforgivable. D FG's Victory was pyrrhic because most of our problems 2day r byproducts of D war-impunity, human rights abuse, over reliance on crude oil etc. D '1 Nigeria' forged was & still is a sham comprising of ethnic groups greedily grabbing at oil money. D unity of Nigeria Wld truly b tested Wen D oil finishes. #ikembaliveson #Ndigbokwenu

Wt can 1 say again bt ask... Wt naija police as ur frnd , who needs enemies? Even armd robbers dnt kill innocent pple as much as naija police.

CHAI!! c concepts. Wen nollywood go make sense lyk ds? Probably Wen my grandkids r dead & rotting in their Graves?

Afta readn ds piece all I cn cnclude is dt its d rntn of a fellow tryn 2 seem morally uppity. Severely lackn in original thought & judgemental at its core, it reveals d deep cesspool of ignorance he/she is submerged in. D final nail 2 d coffin intering dis shambolic article is d use of d use of d well worn cliché "gud old days"... really? Dere neva was any period like dt. avn kids outta wedlock is as old as d world itself. Dere av jst bn different names 4 it. Men av always takn mistresses & concubines & had kids wt dem. I dnt tnk Dere has been a sig increase in its occurrence. It's jst dt pple talk abt it more. men av always had recognized illegitimate chldrn (bstrds) since tym immemorial. In my own opinion, 1 dsnt av 2 perform a religious ceremony 2 b termed married. As long as u marry in a court so as 2 gv it legal backn.

kechywillz:
but the guy looks like an armed robber with those tatoos all over his body

d reasoning of an ignoramus... d monies expended on ur education was a dire misdirection of scarce resources beta spent elsewhere,

magicminister:
When did having a tattoo become a sign of irresponsibility? ?
Naija logic can be very amusing.

Eeven if he is an armed robber,

Was he armed when he attacked the army captain?? No
Did the army captain shoot an unarmed man?? Yes


Case closed.

It could be you or your loved ones next time.
Lets say no to injustice.
There is no two ways about it.

bless u man/woman... u r indeed 1 wise man in d midst of legion fools

Nigerians & their stupid rationalization... so because d dude has tattoos, he's a bad person & shld b brutalized & his human rights shld b abused. pls u 'responsible' pple shld tel me where in d constitution we r 4bdn 4rm avn tattoos... nw 1 idiot wld start wailn wen an oyibo man call our military guys rapists & human rights abusers... all yall blamin d dude r d reason naija is so bleeped up.

naija babe pay 10k 4 dia? i bend oga jst hire som clean oloshos dt wld gv dudes hapi hour afta d game.

omo i dey provoke...200m 4 prayr? later persn go vex wn dem inslt nrthnrs. SMH... scamn in d name of God."& thus i clothe my villainy w with old odd end stolen 4th 4rm holy writ & seem most d saint wen most i play d devil"

no doubt d lamp post metal was 2 serve as shrapnel. gud job by our forces bt dey shld av used d suppliers 2 set up a sting op 2 lead 2 d bh dudes dey were supplyn. dis wld nt only lead 2 interdictn of supplies bt also capture of more bh agents & opportunity 4 gathrn intel.

gud muv 2 strengthen espirit de corps wt his men. a commander shld try as much as possible 2 oversee & partake in training exercise so as 2 determine 1st hand their combat readiness & ability.

lygn19:
What I mean is, if Nigeria has all d industrial machines we need and we start manufacturing for ourselves, and consuming for ourselves. Our economy wud still boom.

d problems militatn against dis r many. it wld take well craftd gov policies & cooperatn among capts of industries & we d masses. we need 2 set aside d almost childish pettiness & sentiments ingrained in d mindsets of most of us Nigerians. we av 2 realize dt unless our generatn adopts a national code wt sacrifice & selfless service 2 country as tenets, dere mightn't b a nigeria 4 our progeny. 1st d insecurity issues in d north has 2 b resolvd. 2nd we av 2 discuss honestly if we all rili wnt '1 nigeria' we cld even put it 2 a vote accordn 2 geopolitical zones
.....2 b contd

beta late dan neva sha...

FGN… irresponsibility personified since 1960.

lygn19:
Nigeria is one of d African countries dat even if we shut ourself out from d outside world our economy wud still boom.

u r either a liar/a big ignoramus. economy boom 4 where? wt do u tnk causes d continued devaluatn of naira? we r an import-dependent economy FYI. almost evrytn u c & use in naija is importd;even tins dt cn b producd locally eg cement,sugar,rice,even poultry produce,fish etc. anytm deres an attempt 2 ban importatn of a certain commodity, its price skyrockets because local production cnt sufficiently supply demand. we av nt even reachd d industrial era most western nations attained in d 1800s .'.we r an underdevelopd economy. if we ever try wt u said, we go suffer pass somalia,sudan & oda poor countries. so dnt try 2 dcv urself & odas.

ifeoluwasegun:
Bluntly said NOT RIGHT!

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But now that you're into it already, I'll just advise that you always see your dear wife, your matrimonial first wife the mother if the house.

See her as owning everything you have, so the thoughts of sending her out won't come into fruition.

As for your lucky secretary, she's just a bearer. See her as a contractual bearer of your property. And after the contract successfully completed, terminate her appointment in and out of your office, but don't forget to compensate her heavily for that favour she's doing. E no easy to nurture sperm to foetus now.

Perhaps if you need the second child later nd U can't still not get it from home, you can still contact her IF AVAILABLE to renew your durable contract. Now this time, don't forget to put duration, possibly you can have a paperwork too, to help your family...all these with the direct consent of your Matrimonial woman!

My Candid Advise!

well spoken... u smart.

moca:
Nonsense!

Assuming u r the one who couldnt give ur wife belle nko?

Can she go outside?

Can she tell d world her boo is impotent?

Warped and myopic nigerian mentality.

What happened to adoption?

Jeez!

What is wrong with these folks.
SMH

i dont kno o... true family is more dan bld & genes. d tin vexn me is d hypocritic dude contemplatn leavn his wyf despite his 'xtianity'. oga cnt rmbr his weddn vows again.

2 evry man/woman his/her own opinion... freedom of religion & xpression in action. difference in belief shld b toleratd as long as no one tries 2 force his/her own on odas.

nelsonoba:
Ok na........no problem. By the time your eyes close on your deathbed here on earth and they open up in eternity burning in the unquenchable flames of hell, then you will know if God had been making empty threats when He warned us about hell and Jesus said in no uncertain terms that "I am The Way, The Truth and The Life, no man comes to The Father except through me".

You can keep getting angry with God and allowing yourself to be deceived by Satan and be used in deceiving others, but let me tell you a harsh truth; when the devil is done with using you to deceive other people, HE WILL DUMP YOU FASTER THAN IT TAKES FOR A LIGHTNING STRIKE TO OCCUR, and you will still end up in the flames of hell. Not because God is happy to see you in hell despite all your insults at Him, but for one single fact - that you rejected the free gift of salvation and a relationship with God through His Son Jesus who loved you so much to die as a payment for your sin and my sin!

typical weapons in d arsenal of certain xtians... fear & guilt. worship of God shld b born out of tru luv & nt fear of death/hell.

its only in a lawless country lyk naija dt we'll hear $h*t lyk dis.amnesty afta all d bldshed,kidnapn & displacn of innocent pple? God forbid. shey u.s flw al queda & ISIS negotiate?"wt r we goin 2 negotiate abt? total sharia rule in our country? any1 encouragn dis is an enemy of nigeria. d only mercy we shld shw BH if dey surrender is 2 gv dem lyf sentence instd of death penalty

i was rili yung den abt 6/7 yrs... my aunt took me 2 munchies. as dey servd me 1 plate of rice & chicken, instd of me 2 rspct myslf jeje& ask 4 spoon,i dcded 2 use d fork & knife dey brought wt d fud. i actually used it well 2 eat d rice bt as i tryd 2 use it 2 cut my big chicken, na so d tin fly comot 4rm my plate land 4 floor. i rili wntd 2 pick it up bt my aunt didnt allow me. chai! d tin pain me no b small.