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Call me d pope, da numba 1 priest
I rule over all bishops & catechists
1st citizen of 1 billion Catholics
21st century St Peter, dts me.
1st of my name, pope francis
Cos I kick demons in d balls & asses.
I teach peeps 2 luv & do what's ryt
& nt just tel dem "pay ur tithe"
I wish I can kip tearn up d mic
Bt I gotta go win anoda soul 4 Christ.
I'm Out #popebars

It's situations lyk dis dt make me seriously doubt dt dere is hope 4 naija. R Nigerian leaders nt above any act of evil? Don't dey possess d tiniest shred of humanity & empathy 4 d pple dey claim 2 lead? D kind of evil dey perpetuate us so astounding dt it's almost devil-like... Abeg. Make buhari show Kia Kia. D nation is on fire. Dis dasuki & his cohorts need 2 face d unbridled wrath of D law.

E b lyk say when dem do police motto, dem make mistake 4gt 2 add 'not' between 'is' & 'your friend '. Even armed robbers no dey wicked pple lyk dis. Make dem independent commission 2 dey investigate cases of police brutality. Abeg make police no b judge when cases lyk dis happen.

Really 14 inches? Na flat screen TV. Measure again dis tym with a standard measuring tape.

Abeg o. Make putin no start nuclear attack on turkey. Make im 4gv dem because person no sabi if im fit unintentionally start WW3 lyk dt. Make im just do lyk Jesus talk "turn d oda cheek" 4 d sake of world peace.

Na God Sabi d kind emotionless dude I b na e make Him no put me 4 dis situation. Make babe try pull dis kind stunt on me dey send me dis kind msg, I go just msg am back "VALAR MORGHULIS". opari

amiskurie:
That was the message I sent her yesterday below,I even created a top here for it yesterday.



when it all began,I didn't hide a thing for sake of a strong relationship,I tell you everything u needed to know,I let you know my weakness,and I started doing my little care... And I made it known to u how sensitive my mind,brain and heart is,that u should always tell me the truth..because my brain is highly sensitive and I know it when people lie.YES! So,u begin with your virginity which I later found that it's not true,and why u couldn't let me,but u were trying to attribute that to me.but why lie about it,after I told u I loved u for who u are?Who told u that u cant find love without it... But I still love u even though u lied cause It's not really a big issue to me. From the earliest days,I see everything wrong with the way u treated me.from the days when we discuss your school mother.from the calls I got sometimes even purported by your friends.from most of things. From people that are still in your life that u think I'm not sensitive of. I discuss and try to encourage you to free ur mind and tell me things u think I don't know but u didn't.I waited in vain and in pain for u to concede the secrecy I see all over you.even today u left here,I know you didn't go to Ife.I know that school changed you,but U still dwell in the past after I encouraged u not to.u still hold on and never sacrifice the ugly past for sake of our love.u came from good home,u were just a victim of circumstances,advantages,or should I say disadvantages?But I still love u,and I will always be where u can find me anytime or anyday...the privilege I didn't give to my ex,or anybody I use to know.I will give this privilege to u cause you're special- of all the people I've known in my life.I don't want to leave u to your fate because the world is cold out there.I want to guide you like your best friend/bestie and your brother. Above all,I don't want to tie my emotion to you anymore because it's a painful experience and its killing me mentally,emotionally and even physically. don't let this affect your mood,I promised I will be the same person you use to know,I promise I will be your best friend,I promise u won't see a change in me.I want to guide you and be your inspiration into time.I will fight for you like a brother,like a lover,and a friend. As for me,I want to remain in this state or status till years to come.. A state unconnected to emotions of some kinds. I promise I won't make you see the difference.Thanks dear!

Nigga u v got A-game. C break up letter. CHAI. I wish 2 b lyk u o. U r a man's man. I troway plenty salute 4 u. 1st tym I don witness guy dey break up with girl @ d same tym put am in d frndzn. Nna I di epic. I wish say u fit do dis 2 all dem biatches wey don frndzn me.

Abegi!!! Notin dey happen. She just dey try trap u @ least 4 Xmas taxing... Bt 2 make sure say she no go try anything, just connect her 2 me make I give her small consolation d*ck. Just trying 2 help a broda & sista out.

In oda words, D man b log of wood. E no Sabi do am.

EFCC abeg com carry Terry g too. Maybe interrogation go comot im crase...

Wetin dey confuse me b say hw man carry John Thomas enter dt kind Toto? Which kind forefather of Konji drive man 2 straff am?

kingdong:
If true, this is an excruciatingly heart breaking plundering of our collectively wealth by satanic marauders parading as leaders.

Nigerian masses are daily suffering, smiling and dying like flies because some people pocketed billions that would have built better equipped hospitals, built better and safer roads, armed a motivated police and military and loads of other life enhancing essential basic services.

It won't be a bad idea if all Nigerians cry to God daily and heap curses on all these people, morning day and night. I don't care if u be APC, PDP, Republican or Democrat. As long as u have stolen/illegally enriched yourself from Nigeria's money and made life miserable for one fellow citizen, u are an E.P and you deserve to &&%$$#@*!!!

Dnt b shocked When pple's fadas, brodas, modas, sistas , distant relatives & frnds begin 2 die if God decides 2 ansa our prayers. Corruption is so rampant in naija dt it's even nw almost impossible 2 imagine a corrupt free Nigeria.

In previous times, I would have wept 4 dis nation bt I long decided Nigeria is not worth my tears. Dis is obviously a nation with leaders hell bent on steering d vessel of our nation into a political Bermuda triangle as termd by honorable pat. R we so lost dt our sense of self respect, honor & love of nation have reached an all tym nadir? Y have we decided 2 erect our national values in a topsy-turvy manner? While some men r paying d ultimate sacrifice 4 d existence of Nigeria, a few Devils r busy robbing d country dry. These allegations r indeed grievous & shld meticulously investigated & if found 2 b true, offenders should b made 2 face untempered justice regardless of position or party affiliations. May d blood of all men who fell as a result of diverted funds be on d heads of all looters & their generations unborn.

CHAI!!! Woman wey hook dbanj, na wahala she dey take hand pack. She no go fit close 2 eyes sleep because d long queue of kokolets, mamalets & baelets wey dey wait 2 replace her ehn... If u catch eja nla , get ready make ur net tear because "When koko master fall in luv, u kno say water don pass garri"

kingthreat:
true talk. the training network has to be frustrated. else they will become like an hydra that keeps bearing more heads

Perfect analogy in use by u. Until d op carried out by forces battling boko haram begins 2 skewed 2wrds unconventional warfare, dere won't b significant victory against dem.

kingthreat:
No. Unrealistic. Fighting an enemy that see glory in their demise no be beans.

I concur. Dts y we have 2 interdict their recruitment & training network. Their funding has 2 b uncovered & stopped.

Kirigidi:
And som ignorant Nigerians will still shamelesly claim dat Nigeria has strong military force or strong army. A situatn whereby Nigerian soldiers fled on sightin Boko Haram militants witout first puting up fierce resistance while ordinary vigilante members stood galantly to battle nd repelld d terrorists in gunfights, is very embarassin nd calls for urgent evaluatn of strength nd combat-readines of d military. Wit dis present state of d Nigerian military, I doubt if our armed forces can even witstand small countries like Togo, Niger or Ghana in armed combats (God forbid). D Boko Haram conflict is d first major test of d combat-readines of d Nigerian military since d end of d civil war. It's high time d Federal Govt took appropriat steps to restore d strength and dignity of our armed forces.

Which strength & dignity dem get b4? Nigerian army has always been a organization concentrated with mostly unprofessional, thuggish cowards. If dey had a shred of true pride (nt d gra gra) & professionalism, the many cases of civilian brutality dey carry out wouldn't occur. It doesn't take much to beat & humiliate an unarmed man & regularly flount ur country's law in d name of "superiority". They refer 2 us as "bloody civilians" 2 b trampled on instead of seeing demselves as our protectors. Even their much touted victory in d civil war should b a source of shame. It took dem about 3 years 2 defeat a biafran army dt had been hurriedly put 2geda 6 months earlier. A biafran army consisting of mostly male teens outnumbered & outgunned . D only bright spot in their wretched existence is their performance in peace keeping missions. When it matters, dey r nowhere 2 b seen. Their gra gra cannot work against a well armed adversary. Their poor civilian relationship is 1 of D main reasons dey r finding it hard 2 defeat boko haram. Their warfare tactics r archaic & outlandish. Their notion of winning dis war is about raking up a huge body count not carrying out strategic neutralizing of boko haram coordinators. Their intelligence gathering is below par.

I usually don't c eye to eye with most of his ideas because dey r mostly excessively idealistic rather than realistic bt 4 once, I tend to agree with him. D president jetting out amidst pressing national problems currently threatening 2 bring d country 2 its knees is akin 2 D tale of Nero fiddling whilst Rome burnt. Yes Nigeria needs 2 strengthen its foreign relations bt focusing on dt primarily is putting d cart b4 d horse. The best PR he can do 4 our nation is 2 formulate & enforce appropriate policies dt wld decimate boko haram, boost local production, minimize corrupt practices etc. D earlier he starts doing dis, foreign governments & corporations wld begin 2 take us serious & assist us. Next time, he shld send representatives & focus on seeing hw he would tackle d crippling issues we r facing.

Acidosis:
So who scored the highest votes and where is he/she?

First of all, d election was declared inconclusive by inec & a rerun is spost 2 occur on Dec 5. So d results have been expunged. Secondly, if d results were upheld, audu's death make little difference. Going by d precedent of amaechi's case, D pple voted 4 d party (apc) & nt just 4 audu. So ideally d governorship shld have gone 2 audu's running mate if d election was upheld. Wat wada is doing is trying 2 rob d electorate of their mandate. Democracy is beyond one man so audu's death doesn't void d victory of apc over pdp in d polls.

rawpadgin:
ode but thats not what ur mother call me wen i was banging her from behind last night

Dis reply of yours only further makes a stronger case in point. Engaging in abusive banter with u would only demote me 2 ur lower animal-like level.

CHAI!!! Dis na wetin I call mount everest of stupidity. Na only 4 Nigeria u go hear dis kind Nonsense dey comot 4 person mouth... Even worse is d fact dt dis fool is a politician & d current governor of kogi state. It shows d caliber of individuals we have in power little wonder our country is dis fvckd up. Hw can u claim victory in an election dt
1.was found 2 b inconclusive by d electoral body.
2. Even if d results were upheld, u didn't record d highest amount of votes.
Wat I find stupidly hilarious is dt dis king of fools bases his bogus claim on d demise of audu. Honestly, with these kind of leaders @ d helm of affairs, Nigeria is finished.

O! Dey didn't even grow up 2geda? Oga carry on BUT r u sure u rili luv her & does she luv u? I mean ready 2 die 4,ready 2 swear with sango/ogun, see both of you growing old 2geda kind of luv. I hope it's not infatuation/lust. If u can't answer yes with all certainty, kindly end it cos if u guys break up later, it could tear ur family apart indefinitely.

rawpadgin:
u see ur life

ok, let me process this

if u guys eventually get married ur dad will become u father inlove because u re getting married to his(step)daughter

ur step mum will become ur mother inlove too

Ode! She's his stepsister not half sister. Dey dnt share d same biological mother or father. So genetically & spiritually, if dey decide 2 get married, nothing stops dem. His step dad bcoms his father in law while her step mum bcoms her mother in law. Sure it could be awkward cos dey kinda grew up 2geda bt it isn't incestuous. It is no more incestuous as one marrying d sibling of one's sibling spouse. Dey r nt related by blood bt marriage.

FINALLY!!! Som1 trying 2 speak sense & propose solutions 2 problems beseting our league instead of D prevalent herd mentality most of us r guilty of by totally forsaking d npfl instead of brainstorming 2 c hw our league can grow . Whether we lyk it or not, it's our league & nobody can help us improve it except ourselves. Unfortunately I abstained 4rm following d league until last season & honestly I was encouraged by d earnest efforts by d LMC
2 make d league beta. D quality of D officiating stepped up as was evident as dere was a higher incidence of away victories. Security was a little bit beta bt dere is still a lot of room 4 improvement as dere were still few cases of fan violence & assault of persons. However d LMC needs 2 focus more on d welfare of players & club officials next season. It is really disheartening & embarrassing dt players of some clubs had 2 go on strike just 4 their plight of unpaid salaries 2 b noticed. Isn't it d height of wickedness 2 owe a player up 2 3 months wages? Wt wld he survive on? Doesn't it make him susceptible 2 D use of nefarious individuals like match fixers which would further mess up d league? As u, mathematical odegbami, adokiye amiesimaka & oda well meaning Nigerians have bin saying state government as 2 relinquish club ownership 2 D private sector. Meanwhile LMC has 2 establish a contingency account 2 take care of dis issue of non payment of salaries while heavily penalizing d clubs. A portion of D monies 2 b paid 2 D clubs shld b set aside 2 fund dis account. D rest shld b sourced 4rm donations made by corporations & fans. Government shld legislate laws dt wld allow various degrees of tax concessions 2 businesses dt own clubs in d professional leagues or sponsor certain aspect of D club's finances. Communities shld also b vigorously encouraged 2 adopt clubs.

Abegi Mr minister, just sell d place & channel d funds in2 grassroots sports. Renovating d place wld just b a waste of scarce funds & an invitation 2 treats 4 corrupt peeps 2 come & chop.

CHAI!!! Christmas go sweet 4 Dem custom people o. Rice & veg oil off d list of tins 2 buy. Smugglers of chicken & turkey take note u r next in line.

gurunlocker:
Lagos state need prayer.... Nigeria as a whole tho

Abegi!!! Na God make d container fall? Typical of us Nigerians 2 start asking God 2 do wat we r supposed 2 do ourselves. All our problems in dis country r man-made. Tell me, y can't d people transporting d container securely attach it firmly 2 D vehicle so it doesn't fall off? Wat would it cost dem? Every time I'm on d road & I c those vehicles, most of them don't attach their containers @ all. Therefore I always avoid being next 1.Y can't police, frsc & all those uniformed people populating our roads c 2 it dt erring transporters b severely punished instead of hounding & harassing innocent people? Nw people av died & everyone is wailing... We r our worst enemies in dis wicked country

jimohfarouk:
The Islamic injunction believes that the devil uses left hand, therefore, whoever uses left hand in doing things of any kind, definitely u are satanic.

Case in point. Kindly read my 1st remark. Do u understand dt being left/ryt handed is a function of neurological wiring. It is simply an exhibition of which 1 of ur 2 cerebral hemispheres is dominant in function . In dexters, it's d left hemisphere while in southpaw, it's d right hemisphere. Shikena.

Part of our dull customs & tradition lacking in rational & clear thoughts & born of unexplainable superstitions one is xpctd 2 nt dare question in Africa because "elders can neva b wrong". Even in d West, there used 2 b superstition lyk dis d slight discrimination 4 left handed persons eg d word "sinister" originated from d Italian word dt literally meant left & even d French word 4 left "gauche" Is used 2 qualify an action as wrong/bad in English language. However it is sad 2 note dt while D West have evolved beyond dis dull thought, most Africans still blindly follow it as if dey lack sense. I have even heard cases of parents beating up their naturally left handed children 4 using their left hand 2 collect/give dem things. Some even go as far as tying up their kid's left hand 2 force Dem 2 use their ryt hands. Y? because dey daftly interpret it as a sign of disrespect / a bad omen. So tell me with dis sort of backward caveman mentality, can we move forward in Africa?

(in Lil kesh's voice) "maye ti sowo sinu account mo ti fe turn up joor. Oya efejoku ni o efe efejoku ni o skibo" but jokes apart, dis mata shady gan. Since when cbn don dey pay money enta person account? Dem no b commercial bank. Secondly dem no fit "mistakenly" send dt kind big money go wrong account. Even ordinary 200k my papa give me 2 pay my broda skul fees, c d way I dey cross check, double check, over check even ask customer care 2 verify. Thirdly even if mistake dey, dem 4 don discover am b4 d day's end when dem dey balance their account (say d account name & number no tally). Fourthly, person no fit just withdraw 45m over counter lyk dt. 2 use atm go take person 225 consecutive days (200k daily limit). D kind interrogation person go face 4 typical bank b4 u go fit withdraw dt money @ once. In fact dem go tell u say dem dey obligated 2 report d transaction 2 cbn in line wt money laundering act. Dem go torchlight d financial history of ur account. If dt kind cash no dey enta ur account on a regular basis, dem go codedly don dey contact dem efcc icpc on top ur Mata. Wetin methinks b say maybe cbn dey in cahoots with d bank 2 dey use people dormant account dey stash & launder diverted funds bt dem 4get 2 disable d credit & debit alert. Maybe dem don dey do am since d sharp guy dey observe quietly. Finally d guy go withdraw d money & since money don dey move steadily in & out of D account, no red flags were raised. Anoda xplanatn is dt maybe d guy was intentionally offering his account 2 b used 4 money laundering ie he was a front man bt he got greedy & ran with the money.... because dis their explanation no dey plausible @ all.

(Lil kesh's voice) "maye ti sowo sinu account mo ti fe turn up joor. Oya efejoku ni o efe efejoku ni o skibo" but jokes apart, dis mata shady gan. Since when cbn don dey pay money enta person account? Dem no b commercial bank. Secondly dem no fit "mistakenly" send dt kind big money go wrong account. Even ordinary 200k my papa give me 2 pay my broda skul fees, c d way I dey cross check, double check, over check even ask customer care 2 verify. Thirdly even if mistake dey, dem 4 don discover am b4 d day's end when dem dey balance their account (say d account name & number no tally). Fourthly, person no fit just withdraw 45m over counter lyk dt. 2 use atm go take person 225 consecutive days (200k daily limit). D kind interrogation person go face 4 typical bank b4 u go fit withdraw dt money @ once. In fact dem go tell u say dem dey obligated 2 report d transaction 2 cbn in line wt money laundering act. Dem go torchlight d financial history of ur account. If dt kind cash no dey enta ur account on a regular basis, dem go codedly don dey contact dem efcc icpc on top ur Mata. Wetin methinks b say maybe cbn dey in cahoots with d bank 2 dey use people dormant account dey stash & launder diverted funds bt dem 4get 2 disable d credit & debit alert. Maybe dem don dey do am since d sharp guy dey observe quietly. Finally d guy go withdraw d money & since money don dey move steadily in & out of D account, no red flags were raised. Anoda xplanatn is dt maybe d guy was intentionally offering his account 2 b used 4 money laundering ie he was a front man bt he got greedy & ran with the money.... because dis their explanation no dey plausible @ all.

Abegi make she "hapuaka" d guy 2 do im tin. Naija women & their wahala. Dem neva marry she don dey nag abt wanking. If she dey do am 2 im satisfaction, im no go gats "help" himself. Just imagine, she dey cry? She dey madt ni ? Make she free d guy joor.