₦airaland Forum

Gbemishile1:
as in me and u doing collabo

mhisbliss:
hahahhahaaahhaha if you enter US its smooth sail from then on

iLegend:
I Want To Marry A Nairaland Girl. [Picture]

Before I start, I want to list all my amazing achievements in life.

5. I have a bicycle, (we'll use it for our wedding).
4. I have a Pentium 2 decoder / computer. (I stole it from my uncle).
3. I have a small diick.(Very tiny. I love it).
2. I have an Airtel modem for hacking. (White hat).
1. And I have a Nokia phone (I use it to telnet to people's routers and switches with permission. Thanks to CISCO).

What I listed above will infuriate the smart ones. Calm down and yansh down. The world does not resolve around your smartness. Learn to be dumb.

So, I want 8 Female Nairalanders for marriage.

When I hear girls complain on the scarcity of good guys, I feel sad. A nice, dumb and desperate guy
like me is here and you're complaining? F**k it. Listen, most men are... typing...

MagnaB:
The husband is not fine to me. God forgive me tho.

DBannedAssassin:
Ewe!!!!!

Na so e be u

Kai

lemme wear my costume and make up finish

I will see what I can do

NartezBrief:
Na so oo my sister

That man get serious BAD LUCK

iamdynamite:
before nko...greatest akokite....send me a pm now...i need your contact

Softorgasm:
Just take a look at you.

DBannedAssassin:
My stay?
My ban doesn't really matter cos I am here

the asylum is no place to wan2 be so I will always jail break my way out of such contraption

And U Genea, I wonder if u have brushed yuh teeth this morning?
U don baff?

lovat:
That one is to start up conversation in the whole bus.


You will hear from

Eze: That man is a wicked man, i pray make him die there, sebi na yoruba vote am? Una think say dem go get Yoruba and igbo price different


Ola: Ha Change yi ko da rara, Ti Nigeria fe break ko break ni si. Buhari is making things costi ooo.


Conductor: Make una no complain na una vote am, me dey field dey play ball that day


Driver; This man fon spoil this country finish, money no dey



THEN THERE WILL ALWAYS BE ONE MUMU KASSIM IN THE BUS


Kassim; The man is Trying, do you know it was your brother ( referring to Eze) that spoil this country? Lets continue to pray for him


Conductor; ( To Kassim) E be like say you go come down from this bus, abi d suffer no dey touch you

TheSlyone2:

Good thing, na the same church me and you dey go. Na to find way track you down for agege sure pass.

Your dp is awesome

iamdynamite:
smiles......am humble ooooo...but you know am always frosh

iamdynamite:
my break light bright die...na you no wan see am

iamdynamite:
shebi you just fashy me

brandydaniells:
...i would slAp u if u were a guy...

mhisbliss:
we have to be in America first

iamdynamite:
lol you ehe...how you jare...been awhile..am sure you done with unilag now

brandydaniells:
what are we celebrating exactly

iamdynamite:
tatoo your name on his face to avoid confusion

mhisbliss:
hahahhahaaahhaha I'd rather be an extra in a Hollywood movie

princeakins:
Awon iya threaten mii ni sha..

Dz is d kinda food i knw how to shop


*In p-Square's voice* Bring it on x2 , ati ready, emi tii ready..

iamdynamite:
lol...you old ke....shebi na unilag you dey go to Confucius institute(hope i spelt it correctly) you go see plenty chinko for there..they are also whites

mhisbliss:
hahahhahaaahhaha why would i

joeace2020:
Lol.. how you dey?

iamdynamite:
even you genea.......all of una go marry whity last last

princeakins:
*In jenifa's voice* Ur are jealoorrrzin me

*In don Jazzy's voice* If u want d drawing , corman collect it


Hahahajaha

jidxin:
sum1 cannot be eating indomie alone naa... wen derz tantalising aroma of fried rice jollof nd so on