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Lauryn. . . a deep-throated growl for you.

@Ika

genial i deserve that?

I apologise, Ika. It seems I read that particular sentence that you referred to in a hurry.

I have something for you, but it will have to wait till later. . . .

Sorry, ladies. Still rummaging through piles of paper on my desk. . . I sometimes wish I had more than 24hours in a day!

I hope that you will find amusement in Mr. 8oracles' company until I am able to dispose of the contingency at hand.



Princess. . . a deep red rose flower for you.

Ika. . . a deep violet musk fragrance for you.

Lauryn. . .

ikamefa:
why don't you try this on for size: Midsummer, flowery,thangy waste matter-fragrance hot edition by Hugo Boss envelopes you @ 8oracle 

You deserve that and more, Ika. How are you?

mukina2:
all other lists scrapped

new list

my king
Loyika
kaydee
Chrsitino
Jackal
debozky
lordimpaq
mochafella
diddy
davidslain
Pdf
Kitaun
uche2nna
Donzman
toshmann
8oracle

*still thinking bout more8

Bonjour, ma cherie. 

I'll tell you.

NONCHALANT.

I was looking for something that was lost.

See the dark glasses on the dog's buttocks?

lauryn:
ummm, hun, She had Seun, whatever happened to her KING GENIAL ?. Anyhoo, Happy New Yr to U 2

I see. But do you?

I see.

There is no one on her list.

And if that was a way of saying "hello, and a great new year to you" . . .

Thank you, and happy new year to you too.

lauryn:
Mochafella
Uche2nna
Davidylan
Donzman
Debosky
Odeku

Strange, Lauryn. I thought I'd done enough to convince you of my pedigree.


As a gentleman, that is.

Whichever one that this thread refers to.

babs787:
@shahan,

your faith has dilusion to the extent of not comprehending simple statement, this is my quote below

now, go over to the verse again, didnt u read it there that if you see your wife wilh ill conduct u first admonish them if she repent no problem but if she didnt, u refuse sharing bed with her.

i can see that u lack understanding, was beating lightly the first approach. i throw it at you again, if a wife disrespect her husband and she refuses to change, the husband continue loving her despite her unrepentant attitude.

can u go over now?

I have a question for babs787 and indeed anyone who cares to answer.

What happens if a husband disrespects his wife and he refuses to change. Will the wife continue to love him despite his unrepentant attitude?

Ah! I know the answer. The wife should:

1. admonish him. If he refuses to repent, she should
2. refuse to share his bed. If this doesn't work, and as a last resort only, she should
3. beat him lightly. If this doesn't work either, then she should
4. beat him heavily and divorce him.

I'm sure this is the correct answer.

Goodnight, princess.

Goodnight, mother of my sextuplets.

Yes, who? _{Is there anyone behind me?}

Not funny.

Is that the one you have a crush on, Ika?

Nothing special.

tpbm lives in London

ikamefa:
yes a good friend in fact!

Hmmm. . . so tell me about this bodi. Male or female?

ikamefa:
ahahahaha! ask muki oh! she has turned into a magician!

@G how bodi?

Who is bodi? A friend of yours?

ikamefa:
pray tell what is this better place?

Er. . . lipstick on the sofa?

hummmmmmmm! are you thinking what am thinking?

Yes, darling. It appears indeed that I am pondering what you are pondering.

No.

tpbm is not overly ambitious

mukina2:
ika 19
sheybi wey your sekzy pic
the one where your behind too big . .
you kw that if you sit that load on a chair you'll still be taller than when you are standing

Not a chair, princess. I can think of at least one better place for Ika to sit the load.

ikamefa:

just clementines

tpbm is the last child of the family

Home is where the heart is.

tpbm likes oranges

mukina2:
singing
*three blind mice . .three blind mice
see as they come see as they come
they all ran after the farmer's wife who cut off their tail with a carving knife
have you ever seen such a thing in your life
as three blind mice*

Nice rhyme. So Ika has a crush on three blind mice?

I want to hear, I want to hear it!!

shahan:
@Davidylan,
How bodi? Abeg, I don't think our beloved brother sokislam is confused. He is beloved and knows Jesus Christ. Here's why:

I know a muslim when I read one. Muslims don't talk like our beloved sokislam. In the spirit of love and brotherhood, I think you owe him an apology.

Peace and blessings.

Sorry to interrupt, but I'd like to get a few things clear. Shahan, what is Davidylan supposed to apologise for here? And for what reason(s)? Did you mean that:

1. Davidylan should apologise to sokislam because sokislam is a Christian, not a Muslim.

OR

2. Davidylan should apologise to sokislam for calling him a confused individual.

Which one is it?

yes

tpbm likes chocolate

Lindsay who?
I know whom I love, and her name is not Lindsay.

tpbm loves mathematics

Quar

clarissa:
Jamaic

jaybaby:
Jamica






Q

Qu

depends on what kind

tpbm is very smart

Good night, Ika and Nilla.

God bless you, and sweet dreams too!