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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Ever Had A Crush On Someone At Nairaland by Genial(m): 9:21pm On Jan 19, 2007

mukina2:
ika na who na your crush

@my king wetin you dey do for crush?
@whitex hmmmmmmmmmmm

Crush? Who's crush? Have I met him? _{*I think there was a drink called crush in the 90s or so, someone please remind me*}

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Ever Had A Crush On Someone At Nairaland by Genial(m): 9:14pm On Jan 19, 2007

Princess, Ika and Princess' estranged aspiring hubby, hullo!

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Ever Had A Crush On Someone At Nairaland by Genial(m): 9:11pm On Jan 19, 2007

Sista:
@Puncho

Go ahead baby, take your step forward.

Where's Pucho? (Sista's given you a nickname already!)

Pu[b]n[/b]cho! Pu[b]n[/b]cho!! Go Pu[b]n[/b]cho!! Go Pu[b]n[/b]cho!!

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Strictly Arsenal: by Genial(m): 2:54pm On Jan 19, 2007

Arsenal 4 Man U 0
or
Arsenal 1 Man U 1 (I forget which)

Henry to score at least one goal.

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Ever Had A Crush On Someone At Nairaland by Genial(m): 12:21am On Jan 19, 2007

ikamefa:
LMAO! they're gon need more than that you know!

LOL! Goodnight, Ika.

Fashion › Re: Most Beautiful Nairaland Girls by Genial(m): 12:20am On Jan 19, 2007

ikamefa:
prolly Nobody i guess!

Right.

_{where is your crossed- eye cat tonight?}

Went to see the queen.

_{*The cock is crowing. I will find out why.*}

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Ever Had A Crush On Someone At Nairaland by Genial(m): 12:15am On Jan 19, 2007

One for each.

Fashion › Re: Most Beautiful Nairaland Girls by Genial(m): 12:13am On Jan 19, 2007

ikamefa:
a dozen Roses?

A score and four. A quick mind, a beautiful mind, who can find?

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Ever Had A Crush On Someone At Nairaland by Genial(m): 12:09am On Jan 19, 2007

Ika!!!!!!

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Ever Had A Crush On Someone At Nairaland by Genial(m): 12:08am On Jan 19, 2007

Pucho and Sista sitting on a tree. . . .

Fashion › Re: Most Beautiful Nairaland Girls by Genial(m): 12:07am On Jan 19, 2007

ikamefa:
@kit chillaxe y'all know he is fond of instigating and ish would you expect anything less?

Flowers in the attic.

Education › Re: About Your Primary Or Secondary School In Nigeria by Genial(m): 12:05am On Jan 19, 2007

Last-minute angst, ok?! angry

Fashion › Re: Most Beautiful Nairaland Girls by Genial(m): 8:26pm On Jan 18, 2007

ikamefa:
awwwwwwwww @G whats up my love

_{* looks around for muki*}

You know. . . I had a dream about you, Ika wink

. I'll catch you when I get home. I have something for you.

Princess, it is the love of a thousand years ago, when we were yet unborn. wink

_{*see my offlines?*}

Family › Re: Wedding Websites: The New Fad In Nigeria? by Genial(m): 8:23pm On Jan 18, 2007

funketobi:
@Genial, your no starts with - 078/077 ?

I'm in d library now.

Dear Funke, I suggest you log off nairaland now. When you return from the library your fans club will be waiting. wink

Er. . . I'm somewhere in London, if that helps.

Fashion › Re: Most Beautiful Nairaland Girls by Genial(m): 8:20pm On Jan 18, 2007

It's sometimes better to let an old tree get blown over by the wind or get struck by lightning, Ika and Princess.

How are you?

Family › Re: Wedding Websites: The New Fad In Nigeria? by Genial(m): 8:05pm On Jan 18, 2007

Not so obvious. Mine doesn't start with 079.

Family › Re: Wedding Websites: The New Fad In Nigeria? by Genial(m): 7:40pm On Jan 18, 2007

funketobi:
What av we turned this topic into?

Knowing me. . . knowing you. . . . Who sang that song _*thinking*?

Family › Re: Wedding Websites: The New Fad In Nigeria? by Genial(m): 6:53pm On Jan 18, 2007

funketobi:
@Genial, why ? is my writing immature ?

Replace the words "is" with "does", "writing" with "appearance" and "immature" with the phrase"belie my disclosed age". There. The answer is yes.

Family › Re: Wedding Websites: The New Fad In Nigeria? by Genial(m): 6:36pm On Jan 18, 2007

funketobi:
I'm only 19. when i'm 21/22. i will inform them

Could've sworn you were 13 going on to 14. Hmmm. . . .

Family › Re: Do Wives Deserve A Slap Or Two To Caution Them? by Genial(m): 3:54pm On Jan 18, 2007

Razorr:
NO O! EVERYTHING IS WRONG! THE WORLD HAS GONE MAD! I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT SOMEONE LIKE LUCIFER IS BEING ALLOWED TO ROAM THE STREETS OF OUR LOVELY PLANET! WHAT NONSENSE! AND YOU GUYZ ARE BOWING TO HIM AND KISSING HIS ASS AND LIVING IN AGREEMENT WITH WHAT HE SPITS OUT? CAN'T BELIEVE IT!

I think there's something wrong here. Why don't you take a deep breath, count up to 20 and then review your post? You're obviously stressed up.

By the way, who are the "you guyz. . . bowing to him and kissing his ass and living in agreement with what he spits out"? You shouldn't believe it, I agree. Looks like a hallucination to me.

Family › Re: Do Wives Deserve A Slap Or Two To Caution Them? by Genial(m): 3:39pm On Jan 18, 2007

Is everything alright, Razorr?

Christianity Etc › Re: Bounties Of Jannat (paradise) by Genial(m): 3:23pm On Jan 18, 2007

Service. . . with all sincerity. Fair enough. How do you define service then?

Christianity Etc › Re: Bounties Of Jannat (paradise) by Genial(m): 3:12pm On Jan 18, 2007

belloti:
Shahan, my points are very clear, you only choosed to read them upside down. Muslims worship God on earth and get their rewards in heaven. Both Jinns and Humans. If you don't like the mix of the reward thats strictly your own opinion. And i think God deserve more respect from you.

You talk of worship as though it were some kind of hard labour, something done in self-denial, Belloti. I doubt that you really know what worship is.

Family › Re: Do Wives Deserve A Slap Or Two To Caution Them? by Genial(m): 3:10pm On Jan 18, 2007

Razorr:
Bla bla bla

bla bla bla

If my husband lays a hand on me, I would shoot him. KAPISH!

Lays this kind of hand on you - self defence.

Lays that kind of hand on you - crime of passion?

If my wife lays a hand on me. . . what more shall I say?

Education › Re: Does First Class Really Matter? by Genial(m): 11:24am On Jan 18, 2007

ikspencer:
some say should just mange what they gave me since i didnt get it
was given 4.48. after draggin me down to that cgpso what do u hav 2 say

Apart from accepting the 4.48, what other options are available to you? You do realize that the department has the right to "deny" you a particular grade if, in their estimate, you have not fulfilled the requirements for the grade[b] in character and in learning[/b], don't you? At least that was the excuse some of the departments in my alma mater used to deny some of such (others used some other crazy excuses such as, "we want only one first class from this department this year" wink

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Pictures Of Nairaland Members. by Genial(m): 11:39pm On Jan 17, 2007

lauryn:
It's hermaphrodite

Family › Re: Do Wives Deserve A Slap Or Two To Caution Them? by Genial(m): 7:38pm On Jan 17, 2007

@GeeCee

Can you do that:

osmanbello:
NO , beating is WRONG, It can lead to years of mental stress and pain

To keep your woman under control their are FAR better ways.

Why not lock her in a small room and only give her dry bread for a week ( just let her out to do her work and tasks).

If she has too much opinion and mouth its YOUR fault for not training her in the early years of marrage.

Give her far more things to do, allways keep her busy so she will not have the energy to moan

even to your "househelp"?

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Ever Had A Crush On Someone At Nairaland by Genial(m): 6:52pm On Jan 17, 2007

Ah! But that's exactly the doctor's prescription to keep your heart pumping just fine!

Christianity Etc › Re: Who Was Jesus Before He Became A Man? by Genial(m): 6:45pm On Jan 17, 2007

Thank you, Shahan. Coincidentally, I always thought you were quite careful with your utterances. Please do keep it up. The one who rules her spirit is better than the one who takes a city. If anyone does not stumble in word, he is a perfect man, able also to bridle the whole body.

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Ever Had A Crush On Someone At Nairaland by Genial(m): 6:35pm On Jan 17, 2007

Maybe it's the other way round. Why would you want to be the reason for a fight when you can make sure it never happens?

Christianity Etc › Re: Who Was Jesus Before He Became A Man? by Genial(m): 6:34pm On Jan 17, 2007

It is one thing to argue, exchange ideas and have fun, and it is another thing altogether to go out of your way to be nasty. It is an onerous responsibilty to represent God, and we must not misrepresent him. There must be a clear distinction between when we do our "human" things like being foul-mouthed and abusive, etc, and when we purport to represent God to others.

God does not take kindly to his character being misrepresented by his anointed representatives. Ask Moses.

Christianity Etc › Re: Bounties Of Jannat (paradise) by Genial(m): 4:10pm On Jan 17, 2007

hannydarl:
i forgot to let you know i am married also and i know it will break my heart if i go to heaven rejoicing only to find out that god gave my dear husband 999 virgins to keep him warm and i only get to share his bed when he feels sorry for me and takes a break from his sexcapade. i wamt to be the only apple of my ogas eyes here and the world beyound got it?

belloti:
You guys are amazing. No sex in heaven? oh my God. How can you even say that?. Anyway thats the biblical contraptions but then what else do you get to do in heaven?

Hannydarl, i wasnt speaking the mind of women i was only asking you to assist in telling me from the womens' perspective. i knew how a woman mostly loves their men and probably will love to stick with them come rain come shine.

Babyosisi, i love those biblical quotes about inheriting wives. That doesnt even sound in tune with your own perception am sure. But then its the Bible.

babyosisi:
Honey,enjoy your husband here on earth.
In heaven,we are made as angels,the Bible says.
There is no sex and no marriage.

listen to this by Jesus.

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Mat 22:23 The same day the Sadducees, who say there is no resurrection, came to Him and asked Him,
Mat 22:24 saying: "Teacher, Moses said that if a man dies, having no children, his brother shall marry his wife and raise up offspring for his brother.
Mat 22:25 "Now there were with us seven brothers. The first died after he had married, and having no offspring, left his wife to his brother.
Mat 22:26 "Likewise the second also, and the third, even to the seventh.
Mat 22:27 "Last of all the woman died also.
Mat 22:28 "Therefore, in the resurrection, whose wife of the seven will she be? For they all had her."
Mat 22:29 Jesus answered and said to them, "You are mistaken, not knowing the Scriptures nor the power of God.
Mat 22:30 "For in the resurrection they neither marry nor are given in marriage, but are like angels of God* in heaven

In the interest of clarification, I will add here that the Lord's statement was not referrring to angels with regard to estate or position, but their spiritual state. A spirit, which is what man ultimately is, has no gender. Sexual intercourse is the physical equivalent of spiritual intimacy encapsulated in (intense) worship. Do away with the body (as it is now) and there is no place for sexual intercourse.

To anyone with spiritual experience, such a thing as sex in the spirit is simply ridiculous.

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