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am I the only one seeing his tiny little pinkie Winnie?

martineinstein:
have u seen that of uniben?

I've not, most Nigerian Olympic team are camping/training there, as I speak.

callJesu:
Whoever doesn't change as an enemy over your life, don't kill him or her in your prayers because God may still want to have such a person used.. Ask God to arrest their powers whereas you focus MAJORLY on dwelling in the secret place. May be we should all study pslm 91 within its context.

Like I Said, Its either you change or die. You do not spare the devil and his cohorts. you think the devil will ever have a second thought, if he wants to inflict u with problems? You praying that God should destroy every forces that is holding down your life, Is simply judgement on that person, he/she has tampered with someone higher, imagine slapping the son of Dangote? Guy your life is over! God always give a second Chance, do u know if "he/she" might have had a first encounter to change but refused? Ex. 22:18 says "Suffer not the witches to live" . He also said He has given us power to thread on snakes and scorpion, The devil is never emotional and soft, if there is anyway to overcome him, you must be equally red hot.

In Nigeria as a whole, You can't compare with Uniport.

Ever heard what Warfare is? The Bible says "For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but principalities and powers, rulers in high places" Anyone who allows himself to be controlled by "these" forces is as good as them. I can Categorically say the Early church weren't hell bent on Spiritual warfare, moreover God had initial plans for Saul. Its Simple: You Change or Die. If u think u can live a "cool" Christian life, then my dear; You are yet to see the wrath of the devil and his cohorts.

Go for #150 Hausa perfume from Mustapha, it'll last 4months (thank me later)

Further Maths + Chemistry. If you don't know what you are doing, uncle u are on ur own o!

Wow! Sarcastic Comments everywhere.

This Thread is Criminal.

RobinHez:
And Physics = Money is a disastrous equation.... Especially in Nigeria! If u wanna be rich and famous, don't study physics in school!

But if u wanna grow old without a wife and probably bath once a week, with unkempt gray hair in all areas were hair was designed to grow... Then Welcome to physics!

What a Comment! ! Brutality at its peak.

Teempakguy The Dude looks like you

FP Worthy. Cc: Lalasticlala

I spent 2 months learning how to write 'Midtjylland' off hand, and they've rewarded my struggle
#GodWin

Van Gaal The Tactical one

Moment after defeating Manchester United 2-1 FC Midtjylland staffs and players were caught on camera dancing, to one of our Nigerian jams! . Don't forget Nigerian Paul Onuachu scored their winning goal ( Shout out to all Utd Fans *Tongue out* )


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WlKc9UMlRlQ&itct=CCkQpDAYACITCIzTlt_Pg8sCFYjiHAodhKUAilInRkMgTWlkdGp5bGxhbmQgZGFuY2luZyBpbiBkcmVzc2luZyByb29t&gl=NG&hl=en&client=mv-google

STFUareyouGod:
Why do you lot mistake likeness for green light?

So cuz a girl likes you cuz you always help her out with her academic works, you took it to be useless green light? She never reject you, she just start ni

When I mention Green light, I really mean it bro! its no assumption!!

kunlesufyan:
See as u hype your self...say na "I heard I have. a small fan club"... Yeye fowl

Calma bro, I know it sounds like boasting, just had to show my rejection was nothing associated to Looks, or Being a Nerdy nutjob.

Strahovski1:
You're so pathetic man

Lol, I know mate.

CuteInBlack:
My joy is you’re aware and believe that the dreaded zone does exit. Don’t lose sleep, bruh. Here’s what to do.

Try again; just to be sure you heard her correctly.
A YES this time?? Woah! I celebrate you, a NO?? Just move on without looking back lest you turn into a pillar of salt. You wouldn’t want that, would you??

Should you move on and pretend she doesn’t exist, watch how things slowly turn in your favor. Now you’ve got the ACE, do whatever you want with it.

Best wishes, mate.

Cheers Bro!

doomsdayII:
You're pathetic

Mate, Seriously?

GTFO.

dorox:
Do people still fall prey to scams like this?

When I first saw it, I must say I thought it was legit, won't be suprised if lots of people fall for it. These Fraudsters are something else.

https://cdn.unilad.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/space.jpg

Of all the daily problems we face in the modern world, being stuck in a continuous, floating space-nightmare would be pretty annoying – just ask Matt Damon.

No, don’t ask Matt Damon, ask the very real human-being that actually exists, who goes by the name of Abacha Tunde, an Air Force Major and the ‘first ever African in space’.

Major Tunde is currently lost in space after journeying to ‘the secret Soviet military space station Salyut 8T’ in 1989. He’s been there ever since. Nightmare.

The story recently came to light when Tunde’s understandably concerned friends emailed the guys at Anorak . Their plea to bring him home is a heartbreaking one, and requires $3million.

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If the above image text is a little small, here is the email text in all of its glory…

Subject: Nigerian Astronaut Wants To Come Home
Dr. Bakare Tunde
Astronautics Project Manager
National Space Research and Development Agency (NASRDA)
Plot 555
Misau Street
PMB 437
Garki, Abuja, FCT NIGERIA
Dear Mr. Sir,

REQUEST FOR ASSISTANCE-STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL

I am Dr. Bakare Tunde, the cousin of Nigerian Astronaut, Air Force Major Abacha Tunde. He was the first African in space when he made a secret flight to the Salyut 6 space station in 1979. He was on a later Soviet spaceflight, Soyuz T-16Z to the secret Soviet military space station Salyut 8T in 1989. He was stranded there in 1990 when the Soviet Union was dissolved. His other Soviet crew members returned to earth on the Soyuz T-16Z, but his place was taken up by return cargo. There have been occasional Progress supply flights to keep him going since that time. He is in good humor, but wants to come home.

In the 14-years since he has been on the station, he has accumulated flight pay and interest amounting to almost $ 15,000,000 American Dollars. This is held in a trust at the Lagos National Savings and Trust Association. If we can obtain access to this money, we can place a down payment with the Russian Space Authorities for a Soyuz return flight to bring him back to Earth. I am told this will cost $ 3,000,000 American Dollars. In order to access the his trust fund we need your assistance.

Consequently, my colleagues and I are willing to transfer the total amount to your account or subsequent disbursement, since we as civil servants are prohibited by the Code of Conduct Bureau (Civil Service Laws) from opening and/ or operating foreign accounts in our names.

Needless to say, the trust reposed on you at this juncture is enormous. In return, we have agreed to offer you 20 percent of the transferred sum, while 10 percent shall be set aside for incidental expenses (internal and external) between the parties in the course of the transaction. You will be mandated to remit the balance 70 percent to other accounts in due course.

Kindly expedite action as we are behind schedule to enable us include downpayment in this financial quarter.

Please acknowledge the receipt of this message via my direct number 234 (0) 9-234-XXXX only.
Yours Sincerely, Dr. Bakare Tunde
Astronautics Project Manager
XXXX@nasrda.gov.ng

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If you haven’t already guessed by now (god help you if you haven’t), the whole thing is one elaborate scam attempt much similar but different in size to the usual ‘African Prince’ scam emails that fill up your spam folder – and while still wildly annoying, we have to commend them for this new, fresh approach.

We hope Major Tunde makes his way back to Earth in one piece.

Ever since the elections, Where Arms were released to this Boys, The Wike led govt. weren't able to get back this arms, so this idle youths now use it to terrorise and destabilise the People of Omoku.

Cheers Bro -X ..All Hail Maggots

Sounds like a Nollywood film featuring Kenneth Okonkwo, Pete Edoiche, And Monalisa Chinda.

1). You look like Horror film. 2). I see Orange lips

Good luck with that, Football is directly proportional to ur Telemundo, Romance novels, Korean bla bla bla. here's a secret; Boys respect girls who like football, and it triples when they support the same team... That Beautiful Moment

Sell Wedding tickets

Maiconyoung:
mallam!! It is nt all cup games if u re wel enligtened as u claimd, bt i neva tot abt d cup games wen i made dat comment, do u even knw dat securities check nd screen d tickets for authenticity? Do u knw dat If u re nt hostn a game, u have limitd number of tickets 2 sell?

Alhaji, In as much as You could get Ripped off by Ticket touts and Scalpers, u could still get legit tickets to games, hours/minutes before a game.
You could still Catch any game, Cup/League.. There is always someone willing to trade..

Maiconyoung:
man utd dnt give ticket 2 a broke ass like u, chelsea have policy 4 selln ticket nd i follow d website, ticket purchase have closing time days b4 d match.

You are completely naive of how its run over there aren't u? You could get a ticket for cup games even 10mins to a game ( Unofficial Sellers) Not all the fans purchase tickets through the front door..