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If there's anything like a Putin fan boy then I guess I'd be number 1. Main man answers to no one.

Thoughts on Oliver Mtukudzi Nkuru Nkuru?

Arguably the next best thing after Albert Einstein. The world of quantum astrophysics just lost a gem.

"We are just an advanced breed of monkeys on a minor planet of a very average star. But we can understand the Universe. That makes us something very special."

If 47% of the people in a community voted in a local election and 75% voted in a federal election, what is the least percentage that voted in both?

Hearing rumours Rachel might quit suits after being engaged to Prince Harry. Didn't see that one coming.

foreverkind1:
Doesn't look interesting to me sha,

All you need to do is be patient. you'd soon fall in love with Frank Underwood and then there's that inner voice that keeps on repeating "I want to be like this man".

encryptjay:
Just finished Better Call Saul, if you've watched Breaking Bad, you'd be interested in Better Call Saul.
Currently, I'm watching Fargo, the series is fire though
There's this conversation between two characters that's quite funny.

Lorne: The bully in high school, he's a bully now? So why didn't you show him what's what?

Lester: Well, he had his sons with him, and...

Lorne: You let a man beat you in front of his children to send them a message?

Lester: No, that's not - heck, just heck.

Lorne: In my experience, if you let a man break your nose, then the next time he tries to break your spine.

Lester: Sam? No way. I mean, I don't think. It just - I guess I embarrassed him in front of his boys.

Lorne: You embarrassed him?

Lester: By - he was telling me about a time where he and my wife, they were - he didn't know she was my wife is the thing, and when I told him...

Lorne: This man slept with your wife, and you're worried about embarrassing him?

Lester: Not slept. No, they didn't - he said it was just - she has soft hands, see, and I guess I...

Lorne: Now Mister, we're not friends. I mean, maybe we will be some day. But I've got to say, if that were me in your position, I would have killed that man.

Lorne Malvo with his straight face sarcasm and subtlety. That man won me I swear.

loshybab:
what series is that if I may ask pls?

The Brave.

isaiah9:
I've not watched seal team yet but i see your point. Don't get me wrong i like the brave (preach being my favorite character)
My only issue with it is how they execute high risk missions without a scratch. c'mon even the best trained millitry groups don't have it that easily though the last episode for me was really good and realistic cos they didn't try to belittle the Russian's special forces.

I bowed for them during the episode about Nigeria. Mend were speaking Yoruba, The Nigeria Army just stood outside watching while the storyline was about keeping the mission secret at first not to talk of the accent. They f*ucking took down Russian Special forces without any issue, good lord.

So Beautiful Scottie's son Tom f*ucking stubborn Keane is dead, I am shook as hell, the sound of silence soundtrack alongside Raymond's face nearly brought me to tears.

If only he listened to the oracle himself.

Anyone know where I can download Peaky Blinders? Been a difficult search.

Damn real comical stuff. How can you say God discarded the clay he used to make Bance?

Check Nofap.com.

DollyB:
All this jagaban boiz forming "Terminator" on nairaland...God is watching you o.
Like we didn't see you begging and kissing the ground your ex walked on.

When you are raised among "Cheats" it rewires your brain lmao.

gidzbobby:
allowing my girl (ex) go visit her ex, cus I trusted her so much and was crazy abt her then... I always granted her request even if it was dumb.
Only for her to go fvcking the niggar that same day... She told me when her conscience couldn't take it anymore...
Her line:"Babe, I have a confession"

You're lucky she even asked for your permission.

francesawesome:
Cooking for him late at night and the end of the day I caught him cheating. He broke up with me, I was begging him telling him I don't mind him sharing him with the other girl.

FUNKE!!!!

Lmao so many funny comments. Can't think of any silly thing I've done. Never get too invested.

Dynasty anyone? It is fucking deep!

You have a whatsapp group man?

Lmfao. I just hope it comes out good.

Two Episodes of The Brave and I am pretty sure its gonna be banger! Waiting to see if SEAL team live up to expectations.

This is just a crap opinion written by Bruce whatever. Anyone can put an entry on Huffington post. it doesn't mean it reflects the opinion of the site.

Oh Look, Someone made a Facebook post and Nigerians are so stupid enough to start giving opinions. I mean imagine the state of that. No one is asking about the lads credibility and worst of all it just made FP.

MissRaine69:
Till the day I die

Oh how thoughtful of me after wondering how your disdain for success and moving forward in life came about. Glad to talk to you Miss. Arsenal fan..

MissRaine69:
I would rather die than admitt to that

Well a man can't force anyone to see the light in life, Arsenal fan I presume?

MissRaine69:
Nothing to do with rival fan , point of correction.

Tell me you are a Chelsea fan and get a ring at your door in 5 mins.

MissRaine69:
Chelsea fans should be worried recall what happened to Monaco FC when the majority owner was embroiled in a divorce!

Oh look some rival fan who fail to understand this is his 3rd divorce and the club is still the best in the premier league.

She spent almost £100m of his money collecting shitty art works. Money he'd have easily used to buy more players and she still cheated on him with some cheap Italian. One gone, now he needs to divorce Emenalo.

HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

sekxy:
you guys should stop all these embarrassments abeg...what happens to dating working class ladies that won't bother you with such demands...ehn!!the more you guys talk about girls demands the more you demean your status. .please,there are still ladies that earn and work go and date them,,or are you suffering from financial insecurity, ,,or let's say you attract what you are!

Well i see you never read my reply before quoting me. Do well and bury your psuedo-intelligent opinion down the rough edges of your excrete chambers. Cheers.

BornnAgainChild:
Sshhhh...go play with sand

I'd have loved to insult you but i am afraid nature has done a better job.