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The Person you thought of after reading this.

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Blood of Habakuk? 31?

Do not believe every story you read on the internet — Queen Elizabeth , 2007

17. When you tell us "No" we hear it as "Try harder"

16. We respect girls who dress respectably.

Nigerian ladies should take note!

Intelligence Always!

And you call this accurate prophecy? he's just using his words tactically! That's what all these self proclaimed prophet of doom do! anyways, he should answer his "Panama Paper" calls first!

I bet God and his angels are busy looking for English, Spanish, French and Italian dictionaries to translate what his creature has just written

abbey621:
How many girls do you know that tells a guy she loves him without the guy actually making the first move? Especially in 9ja! Out of all the girls I've dated, only 1 had the balls to come up to me and actually flirt....I think OP been watching too many movies!

Although it ain't popular, it happens bro! especially when dude refuses to make first move. Some of them do it stylishly "Ah, You eh, I just love ur personality, Wow do u have a Gf? she must be lucky etc." they just find a reason to cover-up! 9ja babes would NEVER go direct.

DharmyYinks:
I think any1 can do that.. I mean talking bout female friends. I do that with my bestie nd it doesn't mean I've friendzone her.


Thanks for d addition!

mate, I mean "Randomly" , about a particular girl!, Eager to know "Much about her", deviating discussions! Ah That one ain't normal o! it's dread zone stuffs o!

AsanwaKC:
Having a Female as a Best friend is like having Chicken for a pet, You will eat it some day.

Sex Maybe . But no strong emotional attachment!

Good Gracious! I'm Guilty Of these!
you forgot to add: **When in a conversation, and he randomly talks about your friend**

Tf Mate? What a Thread!

Manchester United usually play goalless in the 1st half and score their winning goals in the 2nd half, this time their juju man no get fuel..

Great piece mate..

No Hard feelings, although you'd find it weird at first. But come to think of it, the only reason why a boy wouldn't ask a girl out, for a long time up until she does that is if "She's in the Friendzone " — Such boys are dangerous, if they answer YES o! It's Heart break loading.....

Who are they sef?

I'm really surprised this question is coming from a girl! Ffs! Even if its 10 dudes, it's normal, That's one of the things being a girl is about. Or the other way round, you've not had a dude come around you in a while, so you are practically overwhelmed by "2" coming in a week?

Brilliant Thread mate, Brilliant!

I smell butthurt heart broken fellas!

I've some reservations for the "bestie" part tho.

Hassasin:
6.In china killing a panda can attract a death sentence.


www.ibtimes.co.uk/panda-killers-china-prosecuted-may-face-death-penalty-1520971

Kungfu Panda

MrsPhyno:
Is that what to do when you're frustrated?
Makes one look like a schizophrenic

That's being a man for you! and I almost never get frustrated

So he's trying to tell us he had her at 13 [If we're to go by his "Music" age]

smileysmiley:
You are really a genius... Thank God for men like you, with all the comments I was getting earlier on, I was beginning to lose faith in the male species. Thank you for your matured and reasonable comment. The funny thing is that I am not into this guy, I just posted it cause the act was really childish and I was marveled. From the comments above yours, I deduced that most men actually act in this childish manner and I don't know about other women, but for women like me, you lose your chances when you begin to try too hard. I am not a pretender neither am I a shy person so if a guy I like approaches me, I give him the green light but if you don't get my green light and start pestering me, it reduces your chances drastically. He can give me like 10 missed calls straight up and even after I told him I saved his number with Olodo, he kept calling, now tell me how I am supposed to trip for this type of person.

Why don't you try giving him the "Friend zone Treatment" it will not stop him from pestering you, but it'll reduce it, Try being cool with him seeing him as a friend, although he's going to have the impression that u're cooperating, just keep diverting anytime he raises up the issue, he's going to try a bit more I must say, but once he notices u ain't on that Part with him, he'd give up and rather appreciate that" casual friends" relationship.

Note:- If you keep forming like he said "Shakara" for him, he won't give up soon, You've to get used to being disturbed

A Man's emotional life is complicated, We understand "No" as "Try Harder" , I think he's really into you tho! That Frustrating feeling of not being good enough made him lash out at first.

Oyizza:
Mine is 2nd, I've never met a birthday mate. April 2nd babies r scarce

Yep! So Scarce and Unique

misterkelly:
Birthday mate. ib

Yipee! April 2nd.

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