₦airaland Forum

Really? The pope has 3 pillows?
That's an abuse of power.

opera1:
Na wha oooo. So no African players has ever scored 3 goals @ d World Up. Ó ga ooo.

Ever heard of the name Roger Mila?

RoyalBlak007:
♤Everytime I see a pic of Yak..

[color=#F5A215]♤ I remember that World Cup miss , So unbelievable ...just like 4-5 yards out [/color]

i have been hoping to see a worse miss than that so i can erase this memory too oo... unfortunately i havent seen any since 2010..it might well go down as the worst miss of my generation...yak! Yak!

Hello NIV,
I discovered that i mistakingly swapped my first name with my last name while filling the form to schedule my appointment for the B1/B2 visa interview. My appointment is in December. I tried to edit the information afterwards but couldn't cos they are locked in already.
How do i go about resolving this please?
thank you

Chai! E don red oo

The one and only oluwalaambe lord of koko close.. Rest on Sir.

Damn! BBN again? Nairaland is just so overated

Im surprised she hasnt said she didnt post the pics that her account was hacked.

death sentence. no major difference between looters and kidnappers. the only difference is that they are napping money

Any power that says that goal should not win should die! die! die! die! die! die! die! die! die! die! die! die! die! IJN.

so once BIG BROTHER calls u a STAR you are a STAR. This girl sha

So osinbajo should just sit and fold his arms abi cos of one robert greenee.who greenee epp?..guy , you just broke the 1st law of being objective.

A friend sent me this but i havent tried it yet oo. To unfreeze your mavros, Text "MMM ABEG" to 145. Text costs N45.

Akala..i see you..this nigga overfuck lautech chicks back in the days..

how can someones facebook content be wiped out by another person? i tot u ll need d person's password to do some changes on his/her page.. i dont knw oo

women no dey do phd in ebonyi??

hi bro, pls help with this vin check
JTEEP21AX50088952

Caracta:
If Nokia were to be a man, he would be Goodluck Jonathan.

And unfashionable..

He shld ve called the coach to ask for permission to be excused not the nff chairman. Boy, didnt u knw protocol? Wat was he trying to prove??

Hello everyone! I hope this thread isn't too Late for me to share for some folks who are writing IELTS test.
I wrote mine July 23rd, 2015 at ibadan centre (mauve 21) and to tell you what, IELTS seems way easier than GRE,GMAT and TOEFL if you can dedicate at least 2weeks practice to prepare. I have a link I can share about free ebooks on Cambridge IELTS volume 1 to 9(they are each worth 1gb. In size so prepare to have enough mb for downloads or u select from volume 7 to 9 like I did). Should you be interested, you can email me at contactchyma@yahoo.com and I'd send a link where you can download it with no fees attached. Goodluck to prospective test takers.
BTW: my 2 weeks set aside for study and focus without working was worth it

im interested pls..
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tks

stefanweeks:
No more Olosho

dbanj hope u follow suit

Don't say no more oloshi, rather say oloshi reduced.

boynigeria:
when are u from? 1752?

U from 40 AD

IamLEGEND1:
Circumcised ladies?

#DafuqIsWrongIsWithYouDude?

Guess u re an alien for u nt to have heard of female circumcision before!

Is it true that uncircumcised ladies have an unusual craving for sex?...is this a myth or fact?..

goodmorning40:
Stop blaming women for ur he-goatism. U are a cheat who can't keep in one place, birds of the same feather flock together

I guess u found it convenient passing insults at will. Son, I wont be this accommodating the next time!.. feel free to check my track record.

Guys in the house with just one girlfriend, wat mindset do u have ? I tried it a few times and it failed cos I later found out that they always ve someone else somewhere or they are too distracted with attention from other guys to make them totally commited..some of them even doubt the fact that I didn't ve anyone else even when they never caught me with one...I really wanna go back to this single dating thing again buh can I really afford to put all my eggs in one basket, I ll be turning 30 soon!

No go Pai for pitch oh! I can't shout.

These are some of the signs to know if u have been dating bedwetting fella..

1. He/she always finds one excuse or the other not to sleep over at your place..most times watch out for lame excuses..extremely lame excuses...no matter how long u have been together.

2. Even when he/she sleeps over, very occasionally though, watch out for deliberate, careful and religious habit of not taking anything liquid once it is evening, NO MATTER WAT. Despite that, notice a bizzare habit of visiting the loo frequently even if it is to let out a drop of urine... you actually don't notice this easily as it seems like a healthy habit!

3. Watch out for unnecessarily staying up late in bed everytime you are together and nocturnal attitudes...like always wanting to stay awake at night seeing movies, reading, gisting or even having sex!..

4..unnecessary use of alarm clocks is something to be wary of...imagining setting the clock to wake u up every 2 hrs and he/she must head for the loo at each time..watch out!

5. This is a personal experience, I dated a girl in my second year and on one of those ASUU strikes, we travelled home together, our bus got spoilt and we had to lodge to continue the followin day..this was our first nite of sleeping together..she stayed off campus wit her aunt while I stayed in the hostel..
Fast forward, b4 we slept, she asked that I wake her up in 3hrs time dat she prays at night..we were both tired as we both slept off.. later in the early hours, she woke me up and complained of serious headache while she was shivering..I later hurried to the reception to ask for drugs, I was given paracetamol, I made back for the room got her water in a cup and handed over the medicine...I didn't know what happened but she let the cup slide and the water poured on the bed, drenching that part..we tried to dry it a bit sha..
Fast forward, when she was having her bath after mine, I wanted to use her cream, opened her bag and started searching everywhere till I came in contact wit a wet pant and short skirt...i ws like wtf, hw could she keep a wet clothings in the bag, I pulled it out perceived urine and immediately recognised the skirt as the one she wore to bed the previous nite! That was the instance she came out of the bathroom...she stood dazed, confused and broke into tears...in fact, all the incident of water pouring was just mere acting and cover up..... what happened next..thats for another day!...

6.. watch and pray.. ..

Thanks for reading..