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My G.F( we stay in the same street so cod@vid 19 is no issue ) called me and said she would come to my house when I am chanced, I knew what she wanted so I told her blank that I don't have CDs and I'm broke. She said no problem that she will handle it.
I am idle today, but I'm just remembering the times when I meet her first. The forming was A1, I can't explain it all, she would even go as far as telling her friends that I used to disturb her for sex, they would now squat in her house to frustrate me and escort her to my house if I call. Anytime I come them go dey preach for me. Those hard times Don pass sha, but I'm still bitter. I told her one day and she just smiled and apologized. But anytime she calls for sex, the bitterness returns.

constancefriday:
Many Nigerian General Overseers are the reasons why some of their Daughters are still single and about to clock 45.
I was listening to one just a few minutes ago, i just had to turn it off, because in all he taught there were no elaborations from the scriptures.
So by the time you listen till the end..you'll be out on a date and she'll be saying, my Pastor said, my G.O said, my Daddy in the Lord said...you must have this or that before i marry you, you must come and do this and that before i marry you.
What did Jesus say?
I believe in protection but not in over protection.
Let your Daughter pass through the process and learn. Lots of People with ruined marriages troop into Church on Sunday acting sanctimonious and righteous, lots of Women, even Married Ministers of God have secret lovers, lots and lots of jargons are going on, just because Church Folks aren't keeping it real.
My Pastor said, my G.O said, my Father in the Lord said, yet a Man is right in front of you, all into you and you can't see because your Pastor said...
Set yourself free from the bondage of my Pastor said, my G.O said and you're more likely to tie the knots with someone who truly loves you.
You can't enjoy love when you're not keeping it real.
For Your information: Some of these GOs keep them as side chicks.

I love your question " What did Jesus say " If Christians start asking themselves that questions, things would change for good

Chai, na today I know say I no get problem for this life. Men see stories.

Make una take am easy, una dey bed the worms for my belle. I never chop this morning

number 16 off me, what a movie

flokii:
@OP were you a virgin before you got married to her? If your answer is No, then fvck off

Don't be myopic, virginity is not the main problem. if he wasn't a virgin, he wouldn't lie about it since he wanted sex at first. But she is not as she claimed now he is wondering when it happened. If it was before they met then he shouldn't mind much, but if not, then it's a towering red flag

Eyaah, the girl loves you, but she can't stop runzing. She looking for a way to buy you in

NO, first I dislike the smell. Secondly, it is dangerous to even my own health, as you can get high by just the smoke she puffs. Thirdly, if Women could draw king Solomon to worship other idols. If as a man, you marry a smoker and you truly love her, she can easily initiate you in to it

God Is our strength

Why you joined is not the issue, the issue is are you doing your job well?? If yes, then your sins are forgiven. But if no, you have just exposed yourself as one of our problems.

If bird poop on your head you will be rich. If you are bald, you will be rich.

jesuu, so we plenty for this world.

No it shouldn't be abolished, go and ask your elders it's significance they will tell you

It's not his fault, it is the world we live in now. As a man you need to be careful because acting too kind or concerned esp with strangers or women can set you up for regrets.

arthorjnr:
Spot on.
Having a preference to specific body type is now body shaming.
The phrase itself reeks of insecurity.

What you said here is complete trash, can you swear that you don't have a preference in body type. Why be a hypocrite??

I prefer small perky ones. Big breast at all, whether falling or uprising, na second choice for me. But I didn't say never oh

we all know the saying that goes "show me your friend and I will tell you who you are" over time I have seen this belief fail sometimes. I befriend people that are almost the opposite of me and we still get along so well. Most of my friends are Extroverts, flirty and hates books, unlike me. I have a very close friend that gambles for fun, for three years now I have never play gamble no matter how desperate I get, I don't even know how to play bet9ja even if I wanted to and he on his own side have never followed me to a brothel no matter how konji hold am. I have stop judging people by their friends, I either get to know you or ask people that have had deals with you. A guy once told me that he stopped greeting me when he learnt that my friend is gay ( I never knew until we left school) bcus he thought I was gay too, seeing that I don't associate with girls much. I only wonder how many people he have told. There was a runz girl that every body knew to be a dupe and a thief. She can't help stealing from and cheating people. All the guys that have booked her have said that they loosed something. she came to my guys room to beg for chair and stole his money on the table. On day we had a contest to supply chin-chin at a party and thus girl's closest, best and seemingly only friend was in the snacks business. We rejected her cuz we thought she is a dupe like her friend but due to time we gave it to her as she was the only one available, her integrity shamed me. The quality and quantity of the product were top notch, and the price was OK. Imagine she called me to tell me that one of her ingredients is not in the market now and so the chin chin would taste slightly different, that I can either go to another person or she would give me a slight discount for it. I told people of it and they said that is how she is.

Write down names of artist or a whole musical genre that you have made "EFFORTS" to listen to but you "SINCERELY" don't just like them. Despite my ferocious appetite for all kind of music both ancient and modern ( trust me when I say ancient, Robert Johnson is modern for me ), I just don't like some. "NO HATE". First as a genre I dislike Fuji, Hard Rock, Heavy metal, Punk Rock and Funk. Some famous Musicians includes Whitney Houston, James Brown, Mos Def, The doors, Bunny wailer, MC Hammer, Future, G eazy, French Montana, Lorde, Seyi shay, Dammy krane, Sean tizzle, Tonto Dike( lolz ).

Feel free to add yours

People always scold men for objectifying women or seeing them as commodities, but in reality no man does it to them more than them. If we are to stop seeing women as commodities, na women the thing go pain pass. This behavior is just called selling yourself to the highest bidder.

Zlatan ibrahimovic.

The man's response funny die, I know that feeling. Konji Don clear from your eye, to u the matter Don pass so anything that brings you back will only make you angry. The thing pain the woman sha, it wasn't a fair deal. But in business you don't get what you deserve, you get what you negotiate. As long as the man agreed to pay the money, it doesn't matter if he buy full cow or built the house, he have to pay.

We are the "DEVILS THEY KNOW"

A Virgin on your matrimonial bed is like a golden dream men, no amount of civilization or carnality can make it undesirable but back to the question. My three priority will be
1. Compatibility on a spiritual level
2. Compatibility on a mental Level
3. Emotional and behavioral maturity.

brownemmanuel43:
@op no go do pass yourself.
Don't mind some of them way dey tell u say dem go do 200 and bla bla. See push up get different type and waiting dem dey do for body.
En get push up for arms, that's muscle own
Push up for large chest not plumpy chest, your chest go large like undertaker own.
Push up for six pack

There is a push up that u can't just do it more than 40 at a go, if u bi type wey dey push 100.

WOW!! Nice info. I go do research on the one for broad chest. Thanks

delectablegyal:
how much did you now pay?later.

#1500

I had the courage to beg an Ashawo ( I knew her small sha) to open her legs for me on credit, say I go pay after. Imagine the kind sugar, honey and saccharine I use sweeten my words that day b4 she gree. Konji na bastard and poverty is the unknown Father.

gfon:
Omo i been travel go villa,konji come hold me like madt. Babe no dey,vaseline sef no dey. Na toothpaste nigga use las las self-service o

Mad oh

lefulefu:
keep it up..u go soon even reach 100
but hyope u not keeping fit cos of woman

Yes oh na my mama, she Don too insult me for this house say I too lazy I no dey do exercise.

arnoldogiamien:
Too lazy. I do 200 within 2 minute 26 seconds

Una don Motivate me. I Don vex