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Jokes EtcRe: Who Stupid Pass? D Presidents Or Their Orderlies? by gentleaura(m): 3:54am On Jun 09, 2006
omg! thats hilarious
LiteratureRe: Which Books/Novels Are You Currently Reading? by gentleaura(m): 3:44am On Jun 09, 2006
Just finished with CSI: Binding Ties by Max Allan Collins, before that was A Painted House by John Grisham, lol Nice book,

yeah heading to d library again tmrw, get some 10 books that will last for the weekend!
FashionRe: Miss Planet Africa International by gentleaura(m): 3:05am On Jun 09, 2006
Whatever that means I bet u sure understood it better! have fun son
FashionRe: Trendsetters The Party In Toronto by gentleaura(m): 3:04am On Jun 09, 2006
Whats the dress code and who are the organisers?, I bet it wont be a bunch of Nigerian dudes??
FashionRe: Miss Planet Africa International by gentleaura(m): 3:02am On Jun 09, 2006
Afeni:
Pain is exactly the reason why I want piercings. I am going to get my chest (not sure where) and tongue pierced some time next week. smiley

Enter the sand man is good too. However, Master of puppets is their best song.
Ooh u are d loser Afeni ?? Now I see!
FashionRe: Canada's Next Top Model by gentleaura(m): 2:34am On Jun 09, 2006
Moreover ignorant fellow, not all shows are American, do your research before making some bland comments. Most American shows, matter of factly, 85% of them comes from UK, i.e Idol. And its just an avenue for Tyra to make money, how come you ppl just dont understand the aspect of making money for once? duh:, sell the franchise to another country thats interested and pocket the dough!,
FashionRe: Trendsetters The Party In Toronto by gentleaura(m): 2:31am On Jun 09, 2006
I'd like to know more about the "party", holla!
Jokes EtcRe: Dad, While You Were Away by gentleaura(m): 7:18pm On May 23, 2006
Omg!, what the hell of a kid?, nice one
Jokes EtcIgbo Man Economics! by gentleaura(op): 7:14pm On May 23, 2006
An Igbo man went to holy land visited the Sea of Galilee. When asked to take a boat, he asked how much? $500 said the boatman. 'Chineke', screamed the igbo man 'no wonder Jesus walked on water! Have a nice day. Cheers
CareerRe: NIIT: Are They Worth It? by gentleaura(m): 3:29pm On May 22, 2006
Well I really dont know about NIIT, but I went to APTECH which seems like NIIT's rival. That was some 3 years ago as a young boy waiting on september to come before I go to Uni abroad. What I learnt there, everything I mean, that I learnt there was worth every penny. To make my case better, I came for computer science, my first year's course seems like what I had known since when I was little. I went thru everything at APTECH, I call my mother and thank her for it cos she didnt want me to go in the first place. Just another avenue to waste money but it was worth it afterall.

Nigerians just want this supernatural intervention to be a respite for them. Going to NIIT doesnt really gaurantee you a job at a IT company.
BusinessRe: Walmart In Nigeria by gentleaura(m): 6:25pm On May 18, 2006
LOL, That idea just sounds interesting. I dont think Nigeria is ready for Walmart yet, common, they are just trying to re-energise the economy and the people could get the benefit as yet.

If a company like Walmart goes there, small business are dead already final death. I dont think such idea will be wise. nah!
Christianity EtcRe: Christians: Would You Prefer A Muslim Or A White Garment Partner? by gentleaura(m): 12:00am On May 13, 2006
I still dont understand why you shld judge ppl based on whatever religion they are praticising,

My sisters are big girls, yeah big girls, chaffeur driven n stuff, yet they have always been white garment church attendee. I dont see something wrong with that eh!
Forum GamesRe: Can You Answer A Question With A Question? by gentleaura(m): 3:24pm On May 04, 2006
what do you think it is?
Jokes EtcRe: Powdered Viagra by gentleaura(m): 3:17pm On May 04, 2006
Well you had better know what you ask for !
PoliticsRe: Why Is Obasanjo Not Invited To The G8 Summit This Year? by gentleaura(m): 3:10pm On May 04, 2006
dude, Constantin, whats all that hypocritcal rambling about? Ooh pls! why are you trying to put Obj up as some saint with the evil he's shelling out to his country?

Why all of a sudden Chinese's president is such a big deal? He was in USA shortly before he went to Nigeria, he was in Canada earlier. so whats the fuss about that?

Yall need to check for more important issue than sheding light on matters that doesnt count. Chinese president's visit is such a bologne. Check with issues like the most-hyped "Third term", "Kidnapping of Westerners in the NigerDelta", "Corruption", "Human rights".

When you have such important issues that matters to the G-8 leaders, why would you be crying crocodile tears over Juntao's visit? abegi
Jokes EtcRe: U.s. Navy V Canada by gentleaura(m): 10:08pm On Apr 29, 2006
sorry bud, but thats so dumb plain dumb. Shows your stupidity, nothing about it is funny at all, moreover thats some lame joke that's been on before, usde against other countries before.
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Nigeria by gentleaura(m): 4:56pm On Apr 27, 2006
Pardon me to say that EBUKA is soooo cute!!! i disgust that ajegunle dude kai
Jokes EtcRe: Respectfully Cheating by gentleaura(m): 4:03pm On Apr 27, 2006
LOL, She lost count, that's not 3, its 19999999999999999999999, LOL
Jokes EtcMemorial Stone by gentleaura(op): 4:00pm On Apr 27, 2006
A man died and left his wife with $20,000. After the funeral she told her friends that she's totally broke. The friends asked how could you be broke, you just said you had $20,000, the lady said I spent $5,000 on the funeral and $15,000 on the memorial stone. Wow! that was some stone, the friends said. How big was it? The lady lifted up her hand and said "3.5 Carats"
ComputersRe: Yahoo Mail Beta (ajaxed) by gentleaura(m): 3:51pm On Apr 27, 2006
Oops! thts stale, I've had it for awhile now
Jokes EtcRe: Living in 2005 by gentleaura(m): 5:05am On Apr 16, 2006
I actually thought it was a bad read, not until #9 got me, omg! I am still laughing!!
TravelRe: What Countries Would You Like To Visit? by gentleaura(m): 4:43am On Apr 16, 2006
Mariory:
At the moment Canada (for a peaceful relaxing holiday), USA (Florida - Seaworld, to swim with dolphins), and Australia (to visit the Great Barrier Reef).

smiley
Dude, I sure wanna know where you wanna visit in Canada, well you wont go wrong on any choice though.


I wanna visit just any country at any point in time I feel like, still LONDON UK is my place to visit soon!
TravelRe: Easter Weekend In Lagos - What's Happening!?!?!? by gentleaura(m): 4:40am On Apr 16, 2006
U will never catch me dead there!


Anyways for you in Lagos inquiring about whats happening. Pastor Chris program is happening, give it a try I bet you wont regret it!
Jokes EtcRe: Tell Her Now! by gentleaura(m): 5:34am On Apr 15, 2006
See another Lil Johnny here oo, wetin concern the boy? hahahahahahah
Jokes EtcRe: The Science Experiment by gentleaura(m): 5:32am On Apr 15, 2006
I knew something's up when I saw its a Little Johnny's joke, VERY FUNNY
Jokes EtcRe: Ethnic Joke by gentleaura(m): 5:30am On Apr 15, 2006
buhaha i didnt stop laughing for 5 mins str8, nice one!
SportsRe: Your Favorite WWF Wrestler? by gentleaura(m): 5:25am On Apr 15, 2006
Hulk Hogan

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