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Brosi eh! Welcome to fatherhood...

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That man is a Lawyer, her has read 48 laws of power. He is acting 48 laws of power.

Racoon:
This is more dangerous now.Things have so much degenerate that the cabal have simply gone berserk.

Imagining them using a minister to undermine a sitting VP.As Afeniferi said there cant be any intervention until VP Osinbajo acknowledged that things have truly gone bad & refused to stop suffering in silence.

Send me a message 08178827380

plsemployme:
nairalanders pls help a brother get
over depression with a job.
Anywhere @ satellite town, festac,
alakija to mile 2 & its environ will
be great.
Im a computer science graduate from FUTO, even if its teaching
(maths, physics, comp std,
geography). I will truly appreciate.

The Single Mother...

When you are a Single Mother, your life is defined by lines: fine lines,' Class lines, Boundary lines, Career lines, Motherhood lines: the tightrope line between being a good woman and a Mistress.

That moment when the lines blurr and a good woman had to decide whether to toe the line, cross the line, or stay safe behind the lines that guards her virtue.

And you know that you have pole vaulted over that line when you allow a married Man get closer...

Most times, Single Mothers are seen as a ''Loose Canyon or loose ball" or in simple words: ''A Loose Woman'' one who is 'available' and so randy Men wanna try their luck with you...and mostly 'Married Men''.

They easily perceive your needs and try to entice you with Cars, Houses and whatever they can offer.

They offer you sex because they know the pressures on your 'LIBIDO'...They take advantage of your lonely and Hot moments.

They place you on a very high scale in life and ride your 'LIPS' until its as wide as the Sea and then....off they go!...to another lonely Single Mother.

It's a cycle that never breaks and for each time you cross that line, you do not realise you are headed towards a phase of depression

Life becomes meaningless when they leave. You become a slave to sex and money and gradually loose your virtues.

This has to STOP!

It's about time Single Mothers say No to being used as Sexual alternatives to married Men! Say NO to SEX with a Married Man. Call off their BLUFF...! Ask them to loose your number and House Address.

Now...your Baby Father is no exception. If he is married, don't let him down there again! He has chosen his PATH and so let him live with his decisions. Don't let him ''eat his cake and have it'' with you.

I know its not easy...especially when you have nothing and you have got Children to feed.

I understand those lonely nights when all you need is to wrap your thighs with a MAN. I pity for those who get married and their husband is based abroad. To the husbands, is your car not parked at owner's risk? You just made her married but single.

I understand the days when you have nothing to pay your Children's fees.

I understand it all but the solution to your problems does not lie 'On the genitals of a Married Man'...The solution to your challenges lies with GOD.

You need to trust God and believe he will change your story. Give God a chance to show you why he brought you this far....why he gave you those children; why he hasn't allowed the devil to take your life...Please STOP these MEN before they ruin your life.

And that is why Single Mothers must help themselves. Look out for a weak single mother around you and help her...become a part of her success story. Share a date, a night out or a word...bond, love and keep sharing. Leave all these "Zaddy's with benefits" if they don't intend to walk the walk.

Take advantage of life's curve balls and allow it to transform you to a very pretty and attractive LIONESS who turns for no other; who bows to no MARRIED MAN; Whose TITS & LIPS are not available for irresponsible sexual adventures. Yes! They will come looking for your juice as a Single Mother, be careful. Be a Lioness, FIERCE that can BITE!

And so all you married Women whom God has blessed with a husband and all you do for that Man is make him regret the day he married you. Be careful!!! as there are more Women than Men in this world and every woman needs a Man. So, If you push your husband outside...be rest assured that there are women out there who would accept him and love him scatter "sef", especially as we have so many "WOBE Children" out there sleeping with their ANCESTORS. Before he married you, younspaz out with excess flirtatious energy for him. You were those seductive bum shots, semd his nastily nice messages that makes him run back home. Now that he has put a ring on it, you no longer care. You tie wrapper like my grandmother. Be wise as a serpent. REPENT.

So, get off your high horse and show that man why he married you in the first place before another woman shows him why he shouldn't be with you.

My apologies to Married Men but the truth must be said! No more SEX with a Married Man as a Single Mother. If he wants in, let him put a ring on it. Single motherhood is not a curse. Nobody has a right to you, so don't de-value yourself.

Truth is... 'A good man will never ask you for sex even if he wants to help. When you exchange sex for material gifts you are not better than a prostitute. This rule applies to both sexes. There are still good Men out there...May God bring them your way.

A Toast to all Single Mommas!
#You are better than they think
#You are stronger than them
#You will get through life and its curve balls
#You can raise responsible and good children
#You shall fulfil our destiny
#You shall emerge winners in the end
#God has got your back
#Excerpts from "Single Mothers by Babatunde Raimi)

Please share this post on your wall and social media handles, until all Single Mama reads it.

Babatunde Raimi
Author/Life Coach/Poet
08178827380/08035063895

Truth, this one can swallow human being. It was killed in Covenant University farm yesterday. They were actually two; this time stupidly attacked a tractor that was clearing a bush part, while the other ran away. Funnily, the tractor driver ran away, when it attempted to recoil on his leg. It took the bravely of his fellow worker, this Hausa Guy to skillfully kill the Snake and they later settled in for a plate of pepper soup.

*URGENT RECRUITMENT IN AN I.C.T. FIRM*

We are currently recruiting for Buisness Development/IT Executive role in our lagos office ( Shangisha/Magodo).

Minimum Requirement
- A female
-Bsc./HND Upper Credit.
-2 years and above work experience with proven track record in a similar role.
-Proficient in Ms Office suite.
-Good customer service

We are willing to train the successful candidate on the IT part, however prior knowledge of IT will be an added advantage.

REMUNERATION- Attractive.

If you meet and surpass the above, kindly send your application letter and CV to bestemployerintl@gmail and copy jidelawrence@gmail.com .com using BUSINESS DEVELOPMENT/IT EXECUTIVE AS SUBJECT OF THE MAIL on or before 2nd of August, 2019. Thank you.

If your employers were not remitting your deductions, is it against the PRA 2014 (As amended) and is punishable by law.

If you have been out of service for 4 months and can prove that to your PFA, you are entitled to 25% of the amount in your RSA Account.

If you are up to 50years, you can proceed to your PFA to access your lump sum of minimum 25% and maximum 50% of your total contributions. The balance in your RSA Account will be used for either Programmed withdrawal with your PFA or Annuity from a licensed Life Insurance company, empowered to offer Annuity.

If you really feel your rights have been infringed upon afterwards, please write to the Consumer Protection Council to lay your complaint with evidence. They are very effective. Then copy Pencom also.

Best of success.

A Poem: If I Died Yesterday

Wait! Listen to me
Before you tighten the noose
Overdose or result to poisoning
Hear what I have to say
I feel your pain
Because I have been there
The desire to end it all
But suicide is not an option

I too have been pained
Deceived by blood
Cheated upon yester years
Suffered depression also
But here I am
Still standing strong

Twice I wanted out
Trust me, I did too
It seemed the hard way
And the only way
But in the end
This Guy survived
Yes, I survived

Five times I wrote JAMB
Four but one I failed
But I hadn't a godfather
It eluded me like a vapour
Depressed and lonely
I wanted out
But still I am here

It's not with it Bro.
Don't do it!
Why not allow him go Sis.
If he hurts you often
It is a red flag
Love will come again
And you will be happy again

You are a shining star
Work in your timeline
Very soon you will fly
For every Balloon can fly
Don't give up on yourself
You got a cheer leader in me
So, suicide is not an option

In you, songs yet unsung
Books yet unwritten
Stories yet untold
Empires yet uncreated
Together we can Bro.
Let's tell our story of struggles
Triumph of faith over fear

Who can stop the moon
Tell me who can stop the sun
Even the star shines brightest in the dark
In your dark moments
Lies a ray of hope
Please hang on
Don't give up on yourself
Suicide is not an option

You are the real deal
Billions competed for one egg
Yours made it to the ovary
You are a born survivor
God's greatest creation
HE has got your back
Don't bail on HIM now

If I died yesterday
You won't be reading this
Today, I am shining light
A torch bearer
And a revelation to my generation
It's time to wake up
And brace up
Because suicide is not an option

Babatunde Raimi
Author/Life Coach/Poet

*Vacancy*

AIICO Insurance - American International requires Sales Representatives with the passion for excellence to join her team.

Interested applicants should send their CV with a cover letter to: *jobcaferecruitment@gmail.com*

Minimum qualification is HND/B.Sc. Fresh graduates are not qualified. Successful applicants will be sent to our training school for induction.

You can share on other platforms to extend the opportunity.

URGENT VACANCIES IN AN INTERNET / LAN / WAN/ ICT ORGANISATION

EXPERIENCED SALES EXECUTIVES AND MANAGERS : LAGOS
 BSc/HND in Sales and Marketing, Computer Science, Computer Engineering or related field.
 Prospect for email marketing solution chances with associations, colleges and universities.
 Conduct cold calls to prospective clients and set appointments.
 Qualify prospects as per sales plan, budget and decision making.
 Offer products and services to qualified clients through demos.
 Handle sales process from prospecting through close and understand process.
 Offer at Tradeshows and conferences and represent client professionally.
 Build and document sales activities in company CRM software and document activities.
 Prepare and engage in business development team status meetings.
 Engage in educational meetings on product development and updates.
 Coordinate with management team to enhance sales presentation.
 Meet productivity metrics as per management team’s directions.
 Handle customer presentation, quotes, RFIs and RFPs.
 Focus on horizontal markets and handle key prospects relationships.
 Run demos for prospects, develop presentations and adapt sales collateral.
 Run live and web based presentations.
 Knowledge of Computer Hardware/Network monitoring application/ TCP/IP, SLA’s and reporting structure.
 Successful track record of selling ICT Solutions, Hardware and other related IT solutions,
 Ability to manage sales cycle from lead to closure.
 Ability to pre-evaluate customer technical need.
 Manage and participate in the delivery of presentation and proposal


RELEVANT YEARS OF EXPERIENCE
 Sales Executives: 5 years’ sales experience is mandatory.
 Sales Managers: 10 years’ sales experience is mandatory.

SPECIFIC AREAS OF COMPETENCE
 Software Sales
o Experience in Selling On-Premise packaged enterprise software
 Network (Internet and WAN ) Sales
o Verifiable Experience in Selling broadband Internet and WAN services
 Cloud Hosted Application Sales
o Experience in Selling Enterprise software, SaaS or managed services.
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Applications must be via email, and should include most current Curriculum Vitae prepared as word document and saved with full names to jobs@swifttalk.net within two weeks of this advertisement.

Please quote the POST / COMPETENCE AREA APPLIED FOR as the subject of the mail. For instance Sales Executive Software Sales
ONLY SHORT LISTED CANDIDATES WILL BE CONTACTED.

URGENT VACANCIES IN AN INTERNET / LAN / WAN/ ICT ORGANISATION

EXPERIENCED SALES EXECUTIVES AND MANAGERS : LAGOS
 BSc/HND in Sales and Marketing, Computer Science, Computer Engineering or related field.
 Prospect for email marketing solution chances with associations, colleges and universities.
 Conduct cold calls to prospective clients and set appointments.
 Qualify prospects as per sales plan, budget and decision making.
 Offer products and services to qualified clients through demos.
 Handle sales process from prospecting through close and understand process.
 Offer at Tradeshows and conferences and represent client professionally.
 Build and document sales activities in company CRM software and document activities.
 Prepare and engage in business development team status meetings.
 Engage in educational meetings on product development and updates.
 Coordinate with management team to enhance sales presentation.
 Meet productivity metrics as per management team’s directions.
 Handle customer presentation, quotes, RFIs and RFPs.
 Focus on horizontal markets and handle key prospects relationships.
 Run demos for prospects, develop presentations and adapt sales collateral.
 Run live and web based presentations.
 Knowledge of Computer Hardware/Network monitoring application/ TCP/IP, SLA’s and reporting structure.
 Successful track record of selling ICT Solutions, Hardware and other related IT solutions,
 Ability to manage sales cycle from lead to closure.
 Ability to pre-evaluate customer technical need.
 Manage and participate in the delivery of presentation and proposal


RELEVANT YEARS OF EXPERIENCE
 Sales Executives: 5 years’ sales experience is mandatory.
 Sales Managers: 10 years’ sales experience is mandatory.

SPECIFIC AREAS OF COMPETENCE
 Software Sales
o Experience in Selling On-Premise packaged enterprise software
 Network (Internet and WAN ) Sales
o Verifiable Experience in Selling broadband Internet and WAN services
 Cloud Hosted Application Sales
o Experience in Selling Enterprise software, SaaS or managed services.
 Security and Surveillance Service Sales
o Experience in sale of IP based security and surveillance services


Applications must be via email, and should include most current Curriculum Vitae prepared as word document and saved with full names to jobs@swifttalk.net within two weeks of this advertisement.

Please quote the POST / COMPETENCE AREA APPLIED FOR as the subject of the mail. For instance Sales Executive Software Sales
ONLY SHORT LISTED CANDIDATES WILL BE CONTACTED.

Topic: MAXIMIZING PROFIT IN SNAIL FARMING, Ese Temisan Ikponmwonba CEO, SHELL CROP FARMS.

I created this platform because of those of us who intend to go into Snail farming. It is actually not as stressful as other livestock farming and it is very profitable.

The question from almost 99% from us all is how much will I make from it?!
Even thou I think money should not be the bottom line because it limits you eventually but you know �� that is just my thinking.

I am sure we all have an idea of what profitability is! The basic meaning at least for most of us to understand is the extra money left after all cost have been deducted from income or sales.....Cost is you expenses ie everything the business cost you....Income is monies you get from the sales of your product.

In Snail farming we have both fixed and variable cost. Our fixed cost is basically the Cost of structure or building/housing which we will depreciate over time. Others are variable or direct cost. They are salaries for workmen, feeding, cost of initial stock and farm accessories.

So I shall use a pen for this case study discussions so we can understand it....
What a pen looks like. So for a pen startup we will have a stock of pols numbered 120.
120 snails in one pen. Our cost for 120 pols is 30,000. Labour cost for 120 snails is 1,200 @ a rate of 15k to 1500 pieces of snails
Monthly. Feeding will cost 600 monthly @ a rate of 7k5 to 1500 pieces of snails
This pen will roughly cost 30k which we will spread across say 5years. Which will give us 500 naira monthly. Farm accessories might as well be say 5k which I fink is on the high side though, but for this sake we will use #5,000 and this cost is one off.

So our total cost for the first month of farming will be labour which is #1,200 plus feeding #600naira plus accessories #5,000 plus depreciation of the pen cost #500 naira and the cost of the snails #30,000
So we have a total cost of #37,300 for the first month. These pols are usually about 4-6months old.... but for this class we will use the lower boundary which is 4months....
So at month 4 our total cost is #37,300.

A laborer can care for 1500 pieces of snails alone......
Caring for 120 snails will cost #1,200 monthly
But most times it’s even no cost because it’s the owner who does the caring. This is a breakdown of how much it will cost for you to care for 120 snails monthly when calculating your profitability.

We are using a pen as a case study... cost of constructing one is #3,000 which you will depreciate over time. Let us consider a mortality rate of 0.16 which will leave us at 100 snails in the pen. But this happens if proper care and attention is not given to the snails once you can get very healthy snails to start with them you should have a smooth sail...
Standard for Accounting purpose...
We use it for projections...

So for the first month on the farm our cost is #37,300. Snails are 4months old also pls note.

I need to break it down so everyone can be carried along sorry.... i feel fulfilled that way.... ����
Month 2 on the farm, snails 5 months old:
Feeding 600+ labour 1,200 +Rent 500 =2300
Month 3 on the farm, Snails 6months old:
Feeding 600+ labour 1,200 + Rent 500 =2300
Month 4 on the farm, Snails are 7 months old:
Feeding 700 + labour 1,200 + Rent 500 = 2,400

At this month the snails have started laying we will use a standard of 4 per snails keeping hatchability in mind and a mortality rate of 0.16 so we have 100 snails left. This will give us 400 hatchlings. Month 5 on the farm, snails are 8 months old: Feeding 1,000 + labour 1,200 + Rent 500 = 2,700.

Month 6 on the farm, snails are 9 months old:

Feeding 1,000 + labour 1,200 + Rent 500 = 2,700

Month 7 on the farm, snails are 10 months old:
Feeding 1,200+ labour 1,200 + Rent 500= 2,900

At this month we use a standard of 5 hatchlings per snail giving is a total of 500 hatchlings

Month 8 on the farm snails are 11 months old :
Feeding 1,500 + labour 1,200 + Rent 500= 3,200

Month 9 on the farm snails are 12 months old:
Feeding 1,500 + labour 1,200 + Rent 500= 3,200

At this stage you can decide to start selling off your initial stock, your hatchlings at month 4 on the farm because they will be about 7-8 months old then and your hatchlings at month 7 also ....

Our total sales will be the 100 initial stock which we can sell for as high as #17,000 for 20 pieces or as low as #15,000 for 20 pieces but for this purpose we will use the lower boundary which is #15,000
100 pieces @ #15,000 for 20 = #75,000
[The hatchlings from month4 selling at #9,000 for 20 pieces we have 180,000
The hatchling at month 7: at #200 naira per piece will give 100,000
So our total sales for 100 pieces of snails will be #255,000. Less our total cost of #59,000. Gives us 196,000, which is over 300% profit....
I hope we have been able to grasp it all.

Yes but that’s not part of his class but your profitability can sky rocket with the by products also.... all parts of the snails is monetized from shells to intestines to extract.

The beauty about snail farming is you can sell at any month. I have not seen one farmer that can meet demand and demand is high. You can also be strategic and do much more; a lot to be archived. You are welcome to visit Shell Crop Farm (Terms and conditions apply)

For those who will like to have a basic knowledge we have an E-BOOk, which I am priviledged to Author. It is self explanatory on how to care for your snails, starting up also. The E-Book sells for #3,000. If you are interested in the book, please make payment to:

Account Name: Shellcrops Farms
Account Number: 0258078955
Bankers: GTBank

Further questions will be answered at my earliest convenience. People are already paying for the E-Book and for slots in the Snail Farming, so as to maximize profit. We do hope you will tap into this goldmine also. Send me a personal message when you pay: 07058790123

Thanks.

Temisan Dawodu
CEO, ShellCropFarms

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Nairalanders, i lost my virginity to one lucky girl so many years ago. She taught me the basics of sexuality and that lesson stuck more than the Algebra i learnt in school.  On that day, i went to a world of ecstasy, suddenly, It all came to an end. Good things seem not to last.

What about you, how did you loose yours?

Nutrition time!
What food can you prepare well?
Drop the recipes and cooking method so we can learn.

Afang Soup: Afang leaf, water leaf, meat fish, kpomo, crayfish, pepper, maggi, salt. Wash the meat, kpumu,fish and stuck fish cook till tender, wash and cut the waterleaf and put in the pot with the meat and others, add your pepper and cray fish and cook for 5 mins, add oil and allow to boil for 3 mins then pour your afang leaf and cook for 5mins.
Serve with eba, semo, poundo or any swallow of your choice. Then carry go...

Urgent vacancy for an IT student: In need of an IT student, who studied secretarial studies or any social science course and is very good with computer, Microsoft word and excel. Will be expected to resume immediately once found suitable. Interested person should please send their CV and IT letter to rekiya.usman@swifttalk.net.

Please in reference to the above application what is needed is an Industrial Trainee Student for 6 months or one year.

Pls help with this it urgent