₦airaland Forum

Peejaycute:
Pls I need advice for a friend on this.
she feels she love her ex's friend. is it proper for her to go for him or not.

Am coming...

selflessposhheart:
Mine has too much juice too much sauce he can't deal

Like addictions?

HayZee06:
So true! My ex left cos of family pressure of getting engaged wen she's aware am not ready for it. Initially, she always tell me to act fast before its "too late" bt still nothing changed. Naso she summon courage and said we shld end it, i took it in good faith, moved on and concluded she neva loved me for her to use d exit door wen she can contain d pressure. After few days she came bak begging swearing to wait till am ready even her pple still begging on her behalf till nw bt No! The one who loves u truely will neva leave u for a day and a broken relationship is better dan a broken marriage.

Like they say, "if you like it, put a ring on it". Maybe for most ladies, it is about their biological clock and the pressure from their family is usually pulsating.

DabuIIIT:
The name says it all..a conehead..an ipob analyser and self appointed ipob affairs parrot

Who?

Marcelo290:
You have a good narrating skill though. Well, you took the right decision, but from the look of things it seems you still love this girl in question, so if you could review your decision, it wouldn't be bad.

Yeah, we still love ourselves, just like some women still have atoms of love for their first love. She is married, am not. Even as she still wanted in after her engagement, which she could call off for a "YES", i already shut the door. Truth is life is a school, aome memories will linger in our hearts till fade, especially memories of love. I would rather live with a not too physically beautiful Lady but tall, than a Damsel whom i cannot vouch for her credibility due to her antecedents.

lala nicepost=60350510:
where's your story

I just told my story...

This is a true story.

He was 18, she was 15. He just rounded up his SSCE while she was in SS1. He began to feel like a man, as he has remained celebate even at 18. He loved her so much, showed her to her friends and family. She was his jewel of inestimanle value, his pride, the co-pilot of his Plane. Loving her made him learn her tribal language, which he began to speak effortlessly. He never forced her for for sex, he wanted not only his body but his love. She even called her Daddi'm and he called her Mummi'm.

They seemed inseperable, he would teach her accounts, english and mathematics. He wanted her jewel to pass her WAEC. in one sitting.

Fast forward to when she entered Imo State University, she started double dating. She wanted adventure, one of which was to explore her sexuality. But he was naive, timid, while she wanted a little bit of craziness.

His jewel has been disflowered, by a more experienced smooth operator who happened to be a Lawyer. She gave the ultimate price to a stranger, a price she was to give to him after her eighteenth birthday. He was angry, sad, but he loved her, he took her back.

There was no going back, she has been exposed, to the sweatness of the forbidden fruit. She began to double date and tripple date effortlessly, he could not take it. He tried to double date also, but told her she was pushing him, she didn't care.

He got depressed and refused to see any woman for 3 years, eventually finding solace in the hands of some other ladies, some who turned out to be Delilahs.

He thought valentine will bring their re-union hussled in 3 different places, just to be with her so as to re-ignite their passion, but she was still with the Lawyer, who have dazzed her with his swagger stick. He caught her red handed, in his car, while he was in a bike, somewhere on 5th avenue Festac Town, Lagos.

That broke the ice, he activated his Plan "B", who has been craving for attention, spent time with her, with no emotional attachment, that was how that day was spent.

2 years later, she realiesed she should have been with him. She wanted to settle down with him, but he could not trust her anylonger. She tried to make up with sex, but it was not enough to change his mind. He wanted a friend to marry, but the chord of trust was broken. Even though he still loves her, he was not sure why she really wanted in again...That is how he closed the door, and shut it forever.

Just if you are wondering, that guy was me...

A broken relationship is better than a broken marriage. Have you ever walked out on a relationship, why? Let's gist. Let the stories begin...

After 7 daya lls fasting and prayer, you asked for a revelation in a dream and saw this and you are the only one at home, what will you do?

Have you ever been in a public gathering, meeting or class, then suddenly you farted? How did you feel?

Describe this guy in one sentence...

When the Nigerian Police Force started the "Change Begins With Me" slogan, we allmasked that it be reflective in all parts of their policing activities.

As a bloody civilian, today, i visited Makinde Police Station and was amazed by the 5 star customer service exhibited by the operatives in this division. More puzzling was the NEATNESS of the whole environment that i taught i was at the Airforce Base. The female officers uniforms were neated ironed with well polished shoes.

Makinde Police Division really created a positive, indelible and lasting impeessio on me today; and i am not keeping quiet about it. The DPO must be commended for a very good job.

The next time you see a Traffic Police Officer as you drive to work, or you see them swiftly respond to a clarion call so that you and i can be safe, please show some love, show respect.

#PoliceIsMyFriend

omogin:
I really wish this guy can be the inspector general of police. Awesome guy

Truth is, anyone who passes through Lagos is a worthy contender for that highly exhaulted position.

Tribute To An Enigma - CP Fatai Owoseni

Thank you Outgoing Commisioner of Police Fatai Owoseni for your dedication, professionalism and respect for human rights during your stint in Lagos, my only regret was that i did not meet you personally in LUTH this month when you came as a special Guest. I wanted to thank you personally as a good citizen of Lagos and gift you a priceless gift because one day you will retire.

To the new Commisioner of Police Imohimi Edgar, welcome to Lasgidi as the Numero Uno Crime fighter. Your track records earned you this spot in Nigeria's commercial nerve centre.

I was priviledged to tour the Lagos State Police Command this week. I saw Gallant Officers with high morale. Officers who went on duty while we slept, married to their Riffle. Officers who left their family and loved ones without a 100% guarantee of coming back to them, as they answer the call of duty, while are busy with Premiership, La Liga, Bundles Liga, Tele Mundo: Woman Of Steel, Secrets Of The Sands, If Only I Were You, Passion For Revenge, All Roads Leads To Love, The Rich Also Cry, Second Chance, Where Is Elisa, My Heart Beats For Lola, Tierra de Pasiones, Under the Same Moon, Cruel Love, Someone's Watching You to Santa Diaba, currently Fearless Heart and Sports Betting.

I love the Nigeria Police with every fibre of my being, because they have assisted me in many ways, including financially. If there is a second life, i would love to be a Police Officer (But i go go school oh!).

To all the officers and men, who fell in the line of duty, we heard you just got re-deployed to heaven for a permanent assignment, we love you. Next time you see our Papa Oscar Lima India Charlie Echo (Police), please show some respect, show some love, afterall, they are first humans before Officers.

I am using this platform to lend my voice with that of so many other Nigerians, to appeal to the Federal Government to increase the salaries of our Police Officers, if we really hope to tackle corruption in the Police Force, as it is in every other MDA or organisation. That is why we have audit department in our various organisations. And i dare to say, that the NPF is not the most corrupt Government Institution in Nigeria, not at all.

In the light of all these, please join me raise a toast to the outgoing and the incoming, for a most reduced crime wave and in pursuit of excellence and professionalism.

Long live Nigeria Police Force.

From A Grateful Heart.

Babatunde Raimi

P.S. Please, pause and say a word of prayer, as you would wish for yourself and your family to all our Police Officers serving out there. God bless You!

Frank Talk - This One Tie Rapper oh

The National Bureau of Statistics revealed that the unemployment rate in Nigeria grew to 26.6% in the last quarter of 2016, which includes contract workers who are still scanning for jobs.

If the Government cannot help us, can't we help ourselves. If you are 30 and above and you are still living in your parents house complaining, why don't you go and learn a skill? It is a way out of this unemployment palava.

Very soon, oil will dry up, even the Federal Government will commence massive retrenchment like the other sectors, where will all those who will be affected go to?

Do you know that 60% of those who went for Hajj in the North were Farmers? It has never happened like that before, they maximized the diversification agenda and prospered. Do you think your Taylor, Barber, Saloonist, Garri and Pepper seller feels this recession? No, because no matter how recessed any economy is, people will still eat, wear clothes, fix brazilian and peruvian hairs, rub palm cake, eat and look good

My Brother my Sister, who certificate help? Me i don throway my certificate for one side, na sales and and marketing i dey do, insurance, books, seminar and consultation. Sebi Baba 90 say "My brother make you no follow booku oh". One road no enter market oh! Na one Benin proverb talk say "Dem no dey stay one place look Masquerade". One sabi Bishop say, ma foolishness make person dey shame for wetin dey gainful, na David Oyedepo talk so.

My Brother my Sister, make you try do something oh, no time and no body wan help you. If your Mama and Papa don train you for secondary school, them don try oh, University education na Luxury. Which day you go start to yield investment, afterall na invest them invest for your had. Today, Dangote hold rabba wella, but shey you know say him start him business by selling sweets for break time for him colleague?

For all of una wey don start something, at all at all na him be winch. OLUWA go bless Una hustle oh!

Make i kawai for her, but sha, me i don talk my own oh!

Later now.

Babs.

Chikelue2000:
Planning for retirement where there r no jobs?

. The last Quarter of 2016 revealed that 26.6 million Nigerians are jobless. We need to think outside the box and create jobs for ourselves by turning problems to businesses.

Dear Friends,

Today a Doctor quoted "Salary is what you earn to forget your ambition/future".

A man with a family of 2 and a wife earns N100,000 daily, to ascertain his daily earnings, divide N100,000 by 31 days , which gives us N3,225 daily. With an average of N400 per person for feeding for 5 people, they will spend about N2,000 for feeding daily. Utility bill, DSTV, Waste Bill, House Rent, School Fees, Cooperative deductions not included in a balance of N1,225. Would you rather work for 35 years or start your own business, grow it and move towards financial freedom? The choice is yours.

What is your view on this statement?

Babatunde Raimi (Life Coach)
Author of PLANNING YOUR RETIREMENT (Available online, just Google (Babatunde Raimi)

Chuksdede:
Bro run for ur life

And
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Thank me later

Where do you worship?

Hi,

Did you watch this interview yesterday on KAKAAKI? What did you pick from it? I would like a review and feedback from you.

Your Fellow Nairalander,

Babatunde Raimi

This Op is intelligent. But, what about that part of 48 Laws that advices you give your Master the glory for all accomplished success? Don't you think he has been doing this, being the reason he appointed an able Lieutenant?

When you keep the economy hanging, you get everybody speculating. This is not good for our economy, as all the variables are going off-course.

When you don’t know that you have problems, and you don’t know that you don’t know, then that is a bigger problem. Nigeria has economic problems at the moment, in my opinion most traceable to policy mis-match, politics of nepotism and corruption, the latter which is the Commander-In-Chief of not only Nigeria but Africa’s problem.

As a nation, we are supposed to be rational, understand that wwe cannot eat our cake and have it hence some necessary economic balance here and there.

No economy, I repeat no economy can grow under a command and control system, just like a group of Nigerians who were supposed to be led by one of Africa’s finest musical talents were cowed into submitting to the “Command and Control” System.

For Nigeria to be great, take her place in the comity of Nations and restore her glory, we all need to think of creative ways to support government, encourage them when they are doing the right thing, and also reserve the exclusive right to constructively criticize them within the ambits of the law when we feel discontented.

Above all, as an incurable optimist, I believe that we will be closer to the solutions to our economic issues than we think, if we think outside the box, plan our approach and work our plan.

Babatunde Raimi
Economic Strategist/Life Coach/Author

Are you talking from experience? Just asking.

Genea:
So More like u r infatuated... All these kids sef... Anyways beware of Nl guys, they aren't useful... Phoolish fuckboiz that kiss and tell...

No one shud quote me oo

On Census, checkout this interview a Nairalander recently granted on TVC:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C9N0z75_86g

Dear Nairalanders, This Census will reveal a lot. Check our this Youtube Video where I went to represent all Nairalanders on TVC on the 1st of this month.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C9N0z75_86g

I shall be going there again, what would you like me to tell them, pass on.

Feel free to comment on the video.

I am,

Yours truly,

Nairalander.

My fellow Nairalanders, I was called to represent all of you, including the Nairaland Clan. I hope I represented you guys well? What is your view about this often neglected aspect in our Nation?

It was a priviledge having the opportunity to talk about it on TVC.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C9N0z75_86g

Babatunde Raimi
(Economic Strategist/Life Coach/Author).