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caseless:

Be smart. Go and tap Mondi's own....

San Miguel: *taps her bum bum to check if it is s.exy for real* TukeMimi dis yansh hard small oo..

Eejit! *cuts off his arm and feeds it to his as*s*
Exercise tins na...we dn't sit on our behind all day.

caseless: *plucks her eyez*

sharrap already!

*grows back laser beam eyes....looks at him intensely till he turns to a cockroach*


Eejit! Shut ur wide hole!

caseless: did u tell her u love me? that's not a secret anymore; i already knw that.

*rolls eyes to the heavens*. Get real!

Aureliuz: What is wrong with this one?

*Ignored from now hence forth*














yes oooo! Werrin dey?

caseless: why? if i may ask....

:...tatafo

San Miguel: Smh

You are fast turning into agama lizard with all those head movements.

Aureliuz: dats wats up.

Mbok,shift!

Aureliuz: Better, i was about to unleash the banger on your asss.

Really....

caseless:


she's my babe...

My friend,shush!

Truckpusher: Tuketukemimi ,the only agbero on g-strings while fighting the entire neighbourhood, you are highly welcome

*runs out of thread*



*kicks her bum bum*.....nkita bendel

See as u rush dey quote me! E be like sey ur mind never rest since morning as u no take see me. Shior,ewu gambia. Mbok,carry ur tuketuke commot for raod,fine bobos are coming to hail me with their jeeps.Mbok,go and wash my soaked G-string.Thats what u're good at.I hv a neighbourhood battle.

[quote author=Maria-Goretti]Mbanu nne, not on that special day.[/quote]

[quote author=Maria-Goretti]Twinny m o[/quote]Nwanne mmadu,wazzuputukwanu?

He/she ''liking'' the posts on this thread shall suffer from diarrhea and farting sicknness on 31st December!

Aureliuz: what is this one saying?

Nothing. Please move along,thanks.

larride: Mimi!!!


Smhs.

You called?

idrezee: M putting d ring on it diz xmas and 'll do d societal wedding diz february if God agrees+ after voting 'll d best voted couple now be declared " Nairaland's best couple 2013?" Coz dats whr d real fun 'll be.

......beautiful!

San Miguel: Wow wow wow, she wrote thank u. . You are welcome my dear.

That ''thank u'' can be interpreted as ''fu*ck off''.....

San Miguel: I expected responses like this from you. TuketukeMimi.

Thank u,Totoking.

Aureliuz: Cool name.

So what is ur hobby,apart from ''liking'' all the posts on this thread?

San Miguel: *grabs her hand ,baby hug me*

*Shows him her middle finger!*

larride: the fear of mondi is the beginning of clarification.

Looooooooool! Dn't mind the baby monkey.

San Miguel: See your mouth like skelewu. So i no fit compliment you? No the compliment was the Spanish sentence,* Reina de la casa*. As per tuketuke, the guy no be bad person,he just like wahala. You sef like wahala, always dey vex. Change ur moniker to HarshMimi or TruckMimi *runs out of thread*

May amadioha use ur balls do christmas baloon!

larride: You do know you look beautiful anytime you frown but it still doesn't compare to when you smile.

Dude,that is such an old line...!

larride: I can imagine. Mine was long and stressful

Why wld ur night be stressful? Guy,confess oooo!!!

San Miguel: Yeah whatever. U never like compliments .

I hear them almost everyday,so wats da biggie? Moreover,it depends on ''who'' the compliments are coming from.Guy,shift! Na Tuketuke comparism be compliment? U must be high on soured bweast milk!

Na wa ooooo! Enough of these open letters,pls close them up. We are tired of viewing ur dirty linen in public.
Mrs Obasanjo,doh ooo,sorry. But u enjoyed the benefits that came with it.Life is a bit*ch,so deal with it!

San Miguel:

Yeah,wave towards my see*xy a*ss.

larride: I'm doing good and you? How was your night?

Very short!

[quote author=Maria-Goretti]Wayo kwa? nooooooo...
am just making it known o.

nah, my bday is on the 31st.[/quote]Yes ooooo! Parry tins on board!

larride: Good morning.

God is Good. Howdy?

lertee:

Hi babe. Can u imagine the ish? I don vex!