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[quote author=Maria-Goretti]Goodmorning derailers! Yusphull, I greet ya. Twwwwiiiiiinnnnnyyy, I throway salute o.. [/quote]Sweerie,i throw my own back ooo! Top of the morning to u! |
Cockless,i have a gift for u in the form of ''Truckpusher''. You both will make a fine couple.I gotta crash. Hv fun and goodnight. |
Corky Joe: ...sweery...can u kindly tell all those ugly mofos to back off Coz am hitting it first... 4real!Your mouth dey pain u? Tell them urself na. |
Truckpusher: suspect me? no...Oh,shut up already. |
Truckpusher: yeye girl ,shebi you dey run around with small boys wey the real deal dey hereHey kiddo.Those guys u call small boys can make u and buy u! Na that ur tuke tuke dey give u moral? Anyway,i like them for their spirit and hilarious acts,go figure. You have a very long way to go in understanding peeps here. No be by gragra |
Truckpusher: yes ,one more question ![]() |
Truckpusher: Little wonder you act like onye ishi agbhor ncha(thug) because your barin requires to boot first?Carry ur tuke tuke go shop,u dey dull this place bad.I have a brain,not barin,tienks. Now vamooze! |
Truckpusher: Na your bf ?Hmmmm....i don dey suspect u tey tey. Guy,shey u be.... ? Because u no dey see tins like normal males ooo! ![]() And,no,he's not my BF. He's Mondi's sweerie,but my acquintance. Any further kwenshion? |
Truckpusher: I know that you're laughing at her.Really? Your brain dey boot upside-down. Why will i laf? Olodo. |
Truckpusher: This girl boy dun come again?Hmmm,which one be girl boy again? |
larride: God is good.Goodnight....hv a sound sleep. |
Mondisweets: truckpusher is 6ft2 and he benches 150 so he is what you are looking forStory....pi*mp him off to Corkey,the guy is desperately single. |
Corky Joe: ....sweery am a plaYa...May I remind u that u owe me one week punny for the stress u giving MeI owe u a castration procedure! Your blo*kos is useless!!! Get at least one babe to look ur side na,haba!!! |
San Miguel: Abeg go and sit down for one corner jare. Baba tuke tuke. ![]() |
Truckpusher: Nne laughing out loud and shaking your head at the same time na serious sign of mental instability ohSharrap! *knocks him on his bald craw craw head!* |
Truckpusher: O yeah! 'tempted to knock his head' always talking like the mgbueke that you'reNkita rachakwa blo*kos gi,onye apari. |
larride: GentleMimi.....that's my name dude.Call it ''gently''. |
Mondisweets: mimi i think this small boy is hinting that u run after himNaah.Too small for me.I like my guys built like amazon.Moreover,he's too brief in height.I'll be tempted to knock his head.. |
[quote author=Maria-Goretti]Chai, nwata awuom na ala.... wey ur liver?[/quote]LooooooooooooooL!!! Choi! |
ATMC:No.... ![]() |
San Miguel: Association of win........ ![]() Is that hw to greet the winshes? |
Mondisweets: chai ok pass me ur macheteBadt geh! *passes her an electric saw*. Commot the yansh patapata! But pls,e get smtin wey be like blom blom...mbok,leave that one.Na there him future shildren dey. |
[quote author=Maria-Goretti]truss me, today was superb. Lertee and Caseless...? na for my mouth you wan hear say dame patience be english major? walahi, i like that guy english......its so corky... [/quote]Lol! |
Mondisweets:Iyo ooo! Pls dn't kick! This advice is for ur own good. His a*ss is made up of bones and needles.You'll hurt ya self in the process! Take a look na! See as e flat. |
[quote author=Maria-Goretti]asa nwa sara ahu....no waha! Twinny o, mama don finally born trippie o ... [/quote]Someborri shout hallelujahhhhhhhhhhhTripple,welcome to the family! You shall be treated with love and respect. Any eejit who annoys u shld be ready to face ur twinnies! |
ATMC: I no fit chawt!Its a weather for two#teamThetwoshallbecomethreeLol! My hand no follow oo! |
[quote author=Maria-Goretti]Holla peeps...... ![]() twinny i see ya... where's corky joey?[/quote]Sweerie! I see ya too! How na? Hope ur day has been good so far? Where is Lertee by the way? Hope Caseless has not hurt her... pls dn't mention that Coc*kless guy.He's bad luck to fine chicks! |
Truckpusher: Tell you something you're already aware of?Mbok shift jooor! U wan spoil show for me? Abeg,waka far,no block raod make i see sumptious bobos with seven packs and built like amazon! ![]() |
Truckpusher:Tellmesomtin.. ![]() |
Truckpusher: Deception ke!My sexy articulate mind tells me u're up to no good.Sorry bro! Pls bring back the old tuketuke...this new one seems too weird for my liking! |
larride: Babe, what's up?I'm very well,thank u. How body? |
jay bee: Agreed, but you my friend is too stingy. Mbok,leave the bobo to get a punny himself! |
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[/quote]Sweerie,i throw my own back ooo! Top of the morning to u!



? Because u no dey see tins like normal males ooo! 