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[quote author=Maria-Goretti]Twinny, ekaro o[/quote]Ejima m,ututu oma. I rahukwara ofuma? Ke'ka i mere?

San Miguel: I dey sick, thanks to u. U know sey na u dash me winsh na.

Lol! Pele ooo. No sick oooo. This is the wrong time to fall ill.

Goodmorning my burriful peeps! Top of the morning to us ooooo! I dey hail ooooooo! I pray we have a lovely day ahead! How come una dey awake by this time? Chai! See waste of harmattan.

Truckpusher: you prolly talking about your class sha!

It takes a smelly girl to know a smelly boy,after all two cannot walk unless they agree

No dude,it takes the ''nose'' on my face to know a smelly dude!

San Miguel: Mimiko i don miss u oo.

Hello winsh.Hw body?

lertee: Lol,i try

I tell u.

I dey see one winsh wey him moniker start with ''S''

[quote author=DE_GONGS]M'ogbe!
Are you guys planning an attack on me?
Will soon take my leave be that.
Don't want a repetition of what happened to my friend on me abeg[/quote]You too fear,mbok!

lertee: Lol,spikes can really be annoying sometimes,but i think he's a nice boy.
Mimi is a good girl who takes no shii from anyone but if you do not understand her you will always pick fight with her.
Spikes refused to understand mimi and therefore talked out of context. Mimi got angry with him and added him to her black list.


Spikes is fine though,he is just busy.

The world's greatest analyst! No one cld have said it better.*winks*
@ De gong,relax dude,u seem level headed.If it were contrary,we for don quarrel tey tey. I gat your back.

[quote author=DE_GONGS]You and that truck guy are making this evening worth my while
[/quote]I hope u're catching ur fun? I'll soon be having a swell time at ur expense.

[quote author=DE_GONGS]
He isn't a cool and collected guy as Ishsoph mouthed off?
What are his sins?[/quote]......sorry,his sins u'll hv to discover yourself.I'm in no mood to mouth him off.But i'll tell u one thing...his brain is dysfunctional.

[quote author=DE_GONGS]Mimi what don't you believe?
[/quote]that anything good can exsist in the shell called ''spike''! *frowns*.

Truckpusher: Dull line ,try again

*voicemail*....i'm bored with u already! I need to chat wif peeps that will make my brain buzz with electricity. *goodbye*

Truckpusher: You still dey hawk gala?...how you take sabi say na me been dey nak dem akpako like that?

Ernmmmmm......are you knackable too?

Even if i want a bobo,no be smelly sweaty chewing-stick legged dudes na! I've gat class mehn! I like them sexy and sumptious....not ugleeee and fearfully made.
Anyway,i know b'cos i buy bread frm them and i see your carbon copy tuke tuke shildren! With the same smelly bodies....ewwwwww!

Truckpusher: Greet you say because you get yam leg?

oya carry that pillar commot for road make i see better people jare.

At least,e better pass ur stick leg wey no go even fit serve as firewood.But it will be good enough for chewing stick...or toothpick!

Truckpusher: Jeep ke!

My tuke tuke wey girls dey fall yakata for inside na im you dey yab so, abeg carry that 1968 ford jeep commot for road jare

How dem no go fall? After u don give all the female pepper and bread sellers bele.

Truckpusher: You dey craze ? i tell you say i wan commit suicide for here

Of all girls na my mama you wan give me abi?

Ehen,ur brain don dey boot small small.Oya,postrate,make u greet me wella!

[quote author=DE_GONGS]Awww! Finally I wasn't opportuned to meet that dude.
Ishsoph spoke highly of him.[/quote]hmmmmmmm.....idonbilivit.

Truckpusher: You wan deceive this small boy now...smh

Mbok carry ur tuke tuke commot for road,make the bobo park him jeep! Commot!!! You dey take space!

[quote author=DE_GONGS]They are my friends.
They won't do me any evil.
[/quote]Your head dey there! Dn't mind the eejit. He has a phobia for females.

caseless: she's shy!
Whr is spike, is he e-dead or alive?

He's deadededed!

lertee: Mimi,don't spoil show for caseless abeg

Lol! I don hear.

xynerise: I need honest and dishonest answer

Honest....u develope a hard on which leads to self service
Dishonest....u are not moved by such cos ur blood is blue and ur veins are made of glass.

xynerise: You wish

Wetin I wan gain?

Do u want honest answer to that kwenshion? Because we both know it ooo!

Truckpusher: Thank you jare my sister....

how your toto dey naa?

Dn't talk to Lertee like that,eejit! You dey madt

xynerise: When will you kids stop talking about puccy and Prick?

Yeah,after u've stopped thinking and fantasizing abt it.

@ Nwanne,welcome to our ''point and kill lounge''. Feel '''at home''.

Truckpusher: The female rapiists are beginning to line up for action....*grabs my iron pant*

Dn't bother,dude. You are pri*ckless. Wetin we wan ra*pe for ya body? We need sumptious dudes,not shrunken tiny dudes.

caseless: no, pretty! this is my territory , feel at home.

Lol! Ashawo kobo kobo.Your ministry is moving! Where is you partner in crime?

Excuse mee! I said excuse meeeee! Na wetin na!!! you peeps potray christianity as a religion of fear,punishment and judgement. Why not preach and practice the love of Christ as we were thought in the bible. We are even divided amongst ourselves in the christiandom!
Selfrighteousness is pathetic and sinful! We should aim at improving our personal relationship with our God and stop practicsing religion! No wonder the unbelievers make mockery of pur God and faith.We are the cause of it! Christianity is not a cult!

xynerise: Somebody stole the topic of our previous meeting and created a thread and it made frontpage


I am talking about the single ladies issue

Mbok,make we hear! That ''someone'' was u!

lertee: Twas fine babe. How was yours?

Busy...*sad face*. But we thank the Lord.