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gare:
Send me yours.

Happy Birthday Dear 3c_Hub🎉🥳 Wishing you many more productive and fruitful years in the business cycle !
My December wish is simple....a brand new smartphone for my brand new wifey

#3CHUB10YEARSANNIVERSARY
#HAPPY10YEARSANNIVERSARY3CHUB

santaclaws:
Yoruba language is fast becoming Nigeria's most popular language...

The Yoruba land is gifted not just for its own people, but for the acceptance of others. I hope politicians and die-hard tribalists won't tear us apart as Nigerians.

God bless Nigeria 🇳🇬

"It is not fast becoming..."

It Has Become!!!

It should be passed into law as our liñgua franca already!

P.S.: I am from the South South sugbon mo n sö shege ninu édè yourba!

Postinor:
I am 6'3 in height and I am 19 yrs of age. I usually feel too tall when I walk around my age mates and what makes me feel insecure the most is when people start saying that I am long.

Tall people out there, how do you survive? I also hate it when people stare at my height when I am walking in the street because I am the kind of person that likes being conspicuous and unseen.

At times I just wish I wasn't so tall, so I would like to know at what age does one stop growing in height?

Stop making a mountain out of a mole

Dogshow:
Good day nairalanders,

I've been hearing scenarios of how people started learning how to drive maybe due to emergencies, job testing ,travel amongst others. Kindly share your experiences with us.

Wetin you gain if you Sabi drive but you no get car??

The question should be what motivated you to get your first car?


Anyway, to answer your question, It was on a Sunday and we were supposed to go for my younger sister's visiting day in her boarding school, we waited for hours before the man we was to drive us came, I really can't remember if he later came or not because I was already angry with myself for not knowing how to drive and I was with the car keys.

The following morning I called one of my friends, Lucky, I had to call him for motivation because the guy is fearless and full of courage! Na so my guy gimme ginger before I know he don show house, before I say jack na so I enter car before I open my eyes close I don start car na so I enter road ooh, major road for that matter!

In summary, I know say next year no go pass, I go buy my own car!

P.S.: I didn't even bother asking my dad for permission because I know he won't accept...Lol

Quality20:
why shouldn't I complain? Don't u know that students are entrusted to the teachers and are like parents to those pupils? If anyone must spoil students ,teachers re supposed to be the last to do that.

Now I get your point!

You mean teachers can actually sleep with their students but they should make sure they're the last on the queue

BiGVEEN58:
Its cost. Some pharmacy also inflate the price.

Oga ooh

Even when it was 6k it was still being inflated by some pharmacies and it was never inflqted up to even 30k talk more of 57k

This thing cost be say e cost abeg no be by English

Stephen2324:
Age 25+..what advice would you give someone age 18-24?

1. Make money first before you enter university......E get why!

2. The world isn't going nowhere until you make it...so why the hurry?

3. The devil would only give you what's already yours from the beginning.....be patient!!!
You are welcome

Interviewer: What's your salary expectations?

Me: You asking, How much are you being paid?

Interviewer: What will you bring to the table?

Me: What does the table have for me?

All these crimes no too much on a Sunday...

Ekundayokan:
Driving experts what will be your next step?

Op this one hard ooh, but if na lagoon, sea or ocean dey both sides of the road that would have been better

Aonkuuse:
Source: https://trendygists.com/2023/11/26/3-killed-8-others-injured-as-nollywood-actor-sylvester-madu-escapes-death-in-cameroon-photos/

That was a firsthand real life experience of his acting!!!

Thank God he's alive, quick recovery to the wounded and RIP to the dead!

Dilijingsly:
Whats the origin of the word okada?

It's called "Going" in the North...

I got to know this when I went for my NYSC.

So the name Okada, is not general!

Matinox:
God bless your heart sir. May life continue to turn out better for you both.

Amen and you too....thanks Bro

Matinox:
This evening I took a reflection on what my wife has gone through in our small marital journey, my heart swirled up with gratitude, I felt like to call my mum and tell her thank you again.

Women are built different!

I just had a baby, I was in the labour room and boy o boy!
The female body is a work of art!

I considered the pains they go through...
My wife for instance, after marriage, sex was a huge desert to cross, it was her first time, she would cry countless times, by the time we crossed that hurdle, she took in, pregnancy came with its own shenanigans!

This thread isn't about my wife, but to all honest women out there, God bless your efforts.

First sex - Pain
Pregnant - Pain
Delivery - Pain
First Breast feeding - Intense pain
Resume sex after child birth - Pain
Wean your baby - Pain

Life for you all is like an art gallery, you all fit into many descriptions. God bless you all.

My mum & wife inclusive!

I can relate a thousand and one percent!!

My wife took in eighteen months after we had our first baby through C.S. even though we did family planning plus withdrawal method all through the period!

We managed the situation till 7 months into the pregnancy she had a premature labor because she had a fall with the pregnancy!

Long story short, she had another C S. in less than 2 years after the first one!
My brother I shed tears tire as I almost lost my wife.

Fast forward, about a week later we had to leave the hospital because bills were pilling up (P.S. I had no job at the time because I lost my job 3 months ago). My wife insisted that we go home to avoid incurring more that as we already have a bill of over million hanger on our necks bacause the baby needed to be incubated and no money to pay!!

When we left the hospital, my wife had to resume her food business (remember this is just a week after CS ooh) so we can pay the hospital bills while I was at home doing omugwo!!! No Mother, no mother in law no relative, just me, my wife and kids!!!

My brother all these and many more trials in less than 3 years of marriage and my wife never made me feel less of man! I am forever indebted to this woman, if I ever leave or cheat on her make I die like fowl!!....Iseeh...She is the reason why we are still married today because I would have given up on the marriage if not for her strength!!

P.S.: All these happened between January and April this year!!!!

To God be the glory because I just got a job less than a month ago since January.

Wanted to open a thread just as you did but couldn't.

slaawomirr:
Damnnn niggar


In the days of Agony the axe 🪓 was more stronger than the guns and the axe 🪓 was with men

....And the axe were men and that's why they're called axemen!!

E no go better for all the cultists dead, alive or soon to die....Iseeeeeh!!

Wisdomkosi:
Meet First Nigerian Man To Graduate As A Virgin (Photos)


Mr Kelvin a.k.a Zedrock has graduated from Federal Polytechnic Oko Anambra State as a V!rgin.

Speaking with our correspondent, Zedrock who studied Estate management and valuation said it wasn't easy for him because a lot of ladies has stepped on my toes but staying true to himself is what he values most as valuer.


According to him, "I put myself first before any other things, I have had countless attempt from ladies trying to make me fall for them but I always back myself up with prayer and commitment."


He vowed to remain a virgin till he gets married.

Source : https://igberetvnews.com/1457601/meet-first-nigerian-man-graduate-virgin-photos/

Who made him the first?

I graduated a virgin also in 2015/2016 went for service 2017 passed out a virgin had my first alcohol while serving but never had sex until 2018 January when I returned to my base after NYSC.

I even know of other guys who also graduated as virgins because it was like
competition for us and we were determined to stay that way

Or so you think everyone has the time to post such on SM just foe validations?

iamdapsyj:
The correct way to brush the teeth is after breakfast taking cognisance that you must have brushed your teeth a night before.

At best you can also use mouth wash before breakfast if you so wish ....

Yeah... we're saying the same thing

Doxy1:
https://www.instagram.com/p/Cz6HIAHuW83/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rcz2owttc9w?si=S1Cwdc-fyzA6Kwew

A Nigerian woman identified as Mrs Folakemi, has reportedly turned down an offer for her goiter to be removed through surgery.

It was gathered that she has been suffering from goiter for a while and a Non-governmental organisation was able to raise N300,000.

Can someone please help with the name of the NGO.

Perhaps they can help me with the hernia surgery for my 8 months old baby.

Someone with any information please...the hernia is almost ripe and I don't have a dime!

Please someone help me!!!!!! It's urgent please

Amotolongbo:
November 18 is Obo day (ojo obo) in Atlanta.
Hope that doesn’t sound like “isokuso” in Yoruba language?

You're a bahdt guy!!!

I saw what you did there!!

p3timobi:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gVUcODwdiOo

God bless you!!

This brings back beautiful memories!!!!

I must watch the full video when I have enough data...

Imagine if I was the one who made this mistake


Oh Lord please help me make this kind of mistake for Sanwoolu's sake!!

Woe betide all ye fraudulent and corrupt leaders...Iseeh!!

obinna58:

Chop I chop government
Tinubu chopping
Seyi chopping
Em wife chopping
Oti chopping
Adeleke chopping
Sanwo olu chopping
Bello chopping
Gandolar chopping
Inec chairman chopping
Nnpc chairman chopping
Foreigners chopping


Everybody chopping
Even monkey and snake is chopping

How can we fight this calamity

Lawyers chopping


The only way to fight it is when we are all chopping!!! Lol

Plus size tears loading....after a plus size earthquake!!!

All these for one minus size candidate from one minus size party!!

Mtchewww

Well...I don't believe it!

Op are you done??

Now, say what's actually on your mind and stop dancing around.

OP it's simple! Let's just flip it this way!

Same way you brush before going to bed after eating is same way you should brush before going out after eating and not vice versa!

It doesn't matter if you brushed before eating, the goal is to have a fresh breathe when you go out there and if you don't brush be ready to stay on menthols or gums to maintain a fresh breathe all day!!

osasere06:
I have often wondered the correct thing to do as regards this issue.

Ordinarily I was brought up in a home where my mother made it compulsory for us to brush before eating in the morning and of course before going to bed.

Going forwards during my undergraduate days, I was again indoctrinated with the idea that brushing after breakfast keeps one mouth cleaner and free from debris throughout the day.

Recently, my girlfriend sees this as a dirty behaviour and has frowned at it severally. Please whats the way forward on this issue?

Kindly help