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[quote author=Chi_Chi77 link=topic=379267.msg5300251#msg5300251 date=1263310297]^^ car biz full of snakes, y'all know each other's acumen lol, lying , swinding, fake odo reading, bribing of  mechanics, etc        [/quote][quote author=Busy_body link=topic=379267.msg5300457#msg5300457 date=1263312104],  claiming to be honest and transparent, yet outta sheer greed would never sell a car if they can't walk away with at least $5k profit. It takes one to know one indeed.[/quote]Our exterminated car dealer is now frustrated, all he does is come back with different usenames to trip up sellers.I have 10 cars enroute to Nigeria, but the ship capsized before getting to Nigeria, I coulda sworn you are a witch B_B, you took that outta my mouth.
A greedy seller has no place amongst us

Cheers

G 

madlady:



4true I am a Jamo, I only understood the 1st half of your statement.

To be honest this site confuse me o, ppls who are women have id pics showing men and viceeverser.
I can assure you I am a female,well I was the last time I looked.I put the hazy effect on my pic because I know a few ppls on this site in real life and I have been adviced not to disclose too much.

Please look again at my photo you will see I am not madman (I know number1madman, he's my NL Husband, no body could mistake him for a woman)

Duh !!! I know youre a lady, the response was a sarcastic sly thrown to Busy_Body for stupidly reiterating that youre a lady when your name and gender clearly stated it. once again shes an mgbeke, oturugbeke, anukpam onyeara woman for spoiling my business when i was just kuku jejely marketing my car to you. search wikipedia.  

[quote author=Busy_body link=topic=375047.msg5262500#msg5262500 date=1262808971]See this barawo banza, thief, ole, yes Madlady is a lady, but is it her money you wanna use to erect the foundation of the mansion your hubby is building for you in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean [/quote]So Madlady is a lady ? i didnt see the lady part i thought madman is a lady and madlady is a man, anuofia.See this mgbeke, oturugbeke, woman wan spoil business for me, you are jealous of my achievements

Kunbee:
*rolls eyes*
Meaning

Check his profile pic and tell me what you think, He says youre getting married to him this year.

Like minds faces attract

madlady:


@gestapo, Very beautiful car but way out of my price range, a gal can dream

I have another Volkswaen golf for £2500.

VW GOLF GTI TURBO 1.8 PETROL 150 BHP, IMACULATE CONDITION INSIDE OUT. FULL SERVICE HISTROY AND ALL THE OLD MOTS PRESENT. DRIVES LIKE BRAND NEW, got air conditioning, sport seats and alloys, traction control, air bags, power steering, abs anti skid brakes etc. timing belt changed at 90000 miles.
feel free to contact me on johnpierrewoods@live.co.uk

I am looking to sell my BMW 120i SE Auto reluctantly due to the need for a larger car. I purchased my car brand new from BMW for £26,500 and has been very well looked after since then. Examples of this include full BMW service history, all regular maintenance carried out at BMW, leather conditioned every 6 months, body hand waxed every 3 months,

The condition of the car is as new, with the body being flawless and the interior being like new (no creases on leather etc,

BMW 120i SE, 5 Doors,Hatchback, 37000 miles, Metallic midnight blue, MOT-10-2010, 1 Owner. Full Main Agent Service History,

New Run Flat Tyres and brake pads replaced in Nov 09.

Standard Options:
Service indicator,Trip computer, Drivers airbag, Passenger airbag, Side airbags, Climate Control, Radio/CD/MP3,ABS, Folding rear seats, Immobiliser, Rear headrests, Traction control, 3x3 point rear seat belts, Steering wheel reach adjustment, Steering wheel rake adjustment, Rear wiper, PAS, Height adjustable drivers seat, Front and rear electric windows, Alarm
Optional Extras Include:

Automatic Gearbox,
Grey Leather Interior,
Sunroof,
CD Changer,
IPOD connection,
Reverse Parking Sensors,
Rain Sensing Wipers,
Folding side mirrors,
Heated seats,
Heated side mirrors,
Front armrest,
cup holders,
Front fog lights,
Electric door mirrors,
Multi function steering wheel
Upgraded alloy wheels
Run Flat Tyres

I am located in Pinner, Middlesex HA5 area, if you have any further questions or would like to view feel free to contact me on johnpierrewoods@live.co.uk
Asking price is £10,500.

Jcob:
shes getting married to me this year.

After looking at your profile pic, i now understand why shes a B.S.L ( Bitter Single Lady )

Kunbee:
Stale

LOL @ another bitter single lady.

It is better late than Never. 

[size=14pt]VIN NUMBERS PLEASE.

We implore sellers to provide vin numbers of vehicles intended to be sold. [/size]

chika98:
I know! I told her not to respond to him either. She's bold about what she wants and the dude is busy chatting Poo

bros856:
Inspired, Am an IT professional if u want 2 develop your site at a relatively less cost, then mail because i know u ar a serious car dealer who know wats up. i have been monitoring your cars sells on tis site, have even directed some guy i know has gotten a car from you. umo856@yahoo.com.

LOL nice one.

smallmoney:
MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR FROM THE AUTO SECTION TEAM :its been a year now and we promise to bring to you unbiased news and reviews in 2010

[quote author=oyinda. link=topic=369924.msg5170792#msg5170792 date=1261555901]be careful sha n make sure to invite me to your wedding. so that i can come and chop jollof.
i'm rooting for dajungle. i hope he's making a good impression on u.[/quote]Lets give everyone a level playing field and be fair, I shall choose the best man i deem fit.

[quote author=oyinda. link=topic=369924.msg5170741#msg5170741 date=1261555167]lol gestapo, I believe u. but it does seem like u created this topic for humor. though i know there are some truths in it.
have u decided which of the three suitors u like most? r u still going to naija to find husband?

lol. i'm sure u n busy_body are pals seeing from your posts. she has rubbed off on u or you have rubbed off on her. either way your sense of humor reminds me of her [/quote]I have not contacted the third one, Ill do that today, I will also post my email address for potential dates, friendship or anything, the way things are going, i will definitely get married in 2010 by God's grace.

[quote author=oyinda. link=topic=369924.msg5170697#msg5170697 date=1261554674]yea i figured she goes back n forth from naija doing car sales stuff after reading some of her posts. haha
nice one there. detective[/quote]My statistics on this forum shows ive been very active in the auto section, im a sanitisation officer there and our job is to sanitise the auto section, once upon a time, there used to be bullies on the auto section, harrassing other dealers out of envy and jealousy so Myself some other ladies on there teamed up to form the Sanitisation Association to rid off bullies.
The only post i advertised a car there was a phantom 2010 passat, just stock photos.

You can believe whatevr you choose to believe anyway.

dayokanu:
Check this post


For someone who has never been to Nigeria in 18 years

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?topic=313105.msg5002213#msg5002213

ROTFLMAO

That was a sarcastic response to Paroh_frey's post, you can read the thread to have an idea. [quote author=oyinda. link=topic=369924.msg5170680#msg5170680 date=1261554309]https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-363184.32.html

u think she lives in naija? i know she does car sales to n from from naija. but some parts of her posts says she's married. in others she says she's looking for a husband. lol


no i'm not fighting o. the one on the left with the suit is my twin sis[/quote]My posts about being married are sarcactic replies to the slavery most married Nigerian women are all in the name of staying married.

[quote author=oyinda. link=topic=369924.msg5169561#msg5169561 date=1261528385]lol. ahhh i c.
naija men are generally very good at sweet talk. be careful sha[/quote]Well, I have not spoken with the Other 2 guys, Ill send them mails shortly, Ill see how all this is gonna turn up

God Bless you Pastor. !!!

Ive been reading Sweet stuffs for the past 10 mins

Who says Naija men are not Sweet ?

Ok, I have 3 suitors now,

One of them is a supposed king in the Auto Section on this forum, Im off to YIM  

Uche2nna:
Are U serious? This thread is one of the very few thats actually purposeful.

Gestapo has already picked up offers from two men. Able-bodied men I might add. Not wimps.

U and Ebony should better post your own problems so that the blessings that have reached Gestapo might extend to you.

By Gods grace at the end of the day, I shall have Too numerous able Bodied men to count and then ill be confused on who to choose.

WHEN IT RAINS IT POURS

To God be the Glory 

netotse:
@gestapo
you should also try to join other more mature forums, cos nairaland is a home to all sorts these days, personally i'd recommend NVS, the ppl there are more intellectual

What is NVS ?

stalliontp:
well hook up with me, i am single,i live in Texas, i don't need green card, i speak English with Nigerian accent, i have a good job, i am educated and i am 3 yrs older than you.  It's all about discovering each other, it doesn't matter if it takes NL to find the one. You are brave to put up a post like this and that's a big plus in my book, and if you happen to be fake? then u got me,   - if you are for real, shoot me an email to this address fornlpurpose@yahoo.com, it is newly created for you, i know i will get tons of silly and fake emails from people, hopefully am able to figure out which one is from you if you ever decide to write

I will attach another Pic of me to my email, with that you'll know its mine,

I just hope my fellow NL sisters who's been pretending and bashing me wont email this guy behind my back, If you do The thunder of the Lord shall strike thee alive.  

Ebonyeyes:
Awwww babes "hugs" If the french guy is nice stick with him and tell you mom your decision, she is not the one who will be in the marriage. There are good Nigerian men out there but they are a dime a dozen.

Thank you My Sister, if we do make it, I will post my Wedding Photos here for all to see, I can Imagine what Women that gets these unlucky Nigerian men go through, It must be Nothing but Hell On Earth.

Fake faces, Fake Smiles.

IM GOING WITH MY FRENCH GUY

Im so Apprehensive of Naija Guys now.

djungle:
Gestapo, If that doesn't work just email me

djungle:
I am 32 years old. I am sorry, but I don't post my[b] personal email address[/b] on a public forum like NL.

This is why i freaking, flyin dislike some Naija dudes, you asked me to email you, and then you come up to say something else again  

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=369924.msg5169039#msg5169039 date=1261521920]She should come spend 2 weeks in UK.
I can guarantee her 50 suitors in the first 5 days.[/quote]Ive heard very nasty things about Nigerians guys in the Uk, Ive read some about some guys even on here, Nigerian guy in the UK is a NO NO.

Uche2nna:
U have to make time abeg. Do U work from Monday to Sunday non-stop?   If so U are not even ready for marriage  

So does that mean U dont even have time to go to church? I strongly suggest U do that (lol). Most gals do that nowadays and it has nothing to do with their spirituality  

And once in a while, try and find if there is any Nigerian gathering. Attend that. Tho one can be easily discouraged as Nigerians will always be Nigerians anywhere (loud, brash, boastful and sometimes , fight go even burst out  ). But hey, U are looking for something. So dont stop until what U are looking for finds U.

The lady is a virgin, Sauron. So no even try that one  

I will attach my email address shortly, so that Suitors can find me, Who knows, I might even find one here, Im thinking of cancelling my Nigerian trip already.  

djungle:
Gestapo. I think I know what you are going through. I want to get married too but I can't even find a woman near my age with those interests. They all seem to only want to get laid and then move on and I'm not into sex outside of a loving relationship. It's hard to find an attractive, loyal, fun, smart woman.

As for your situation, and mine, all you can do is continue to look for that person. Someday you will find the right one. Don't rush into sex for starters. Try to ask questions early about the intentions of the man and his long term goals and see if they include marraige. If that doesn't work just email me

Whats your email please,

How old are you ?

humblemate:
Yeah that is where I live at the moment

ok thats good, I cant relocate out of the states, I own a house here and i am settled here already, all i just need is man to enjoy my life with.

What do you currently do in NZ ?

Uche2nna:
On a different note, do U attend any Naija functions? Churches ,especially the evangelical ones? That might help  

I live in Washington DC, not Germany, My job doesnt give me much time to attend Naija functions, I work with an International firm and all my colleagues are of Non african descents.

humblemate:
@ poster, U have said all about u'r worries and ppl have heard all u'r responses to their wordly advice, so hope that it come to pass by 2010 U will find a man of u'r own. I wish U good luck in u'r search. I would have considered helping out, but I live far (NZ) from U and would not consider moving out closer to U.

You live in New Zealand ?

Devil is a liar, This suitor lives thousand miles away from me,  I cant move out of the States too.