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RomanceRe: What do you wish Changed about your man ? by gestapo(f): 7:44pm On Dec 07, 2009
platinumnk:
Ok what seems the problem?

Tell me about yourself.

Where do you meet guys and when was your last relationship.

And I  hope when u meet guys you are truely being yourself, because only when you are yourself at all times will you meet someone who loves you just as you are. And my dear that is not tradeable for all the benjamins in the world.  cool cool cool cool
I have been very choosy and picky about guys, I have a good job and im confortable, the problem is just that there are no good men out there, Im thinking of going to nigeria this xmas to see if ill meet a good man
RomanceRe: What do you wish Changed about your man ? by gestapo(f): 7:36pm On Dec 07, 2009
platinumnk:
aich sad sorry, can I help u with that?
Yes, i have been searching for a man all over the world and its all been futile, i am pretty and busty my statistics would endear any modelling agency, but there just seems to be no good man out there. embarassed embarassed
RomanceRe: What do you wish Changed about your man ? by gestapo(f): 7:33pm On Dec 07, 2009
What do we wish to change when we dont have a man embarassed embarassed
AutosRe: 2006 Toyota Fj Cruiser Forsale by gestapo(f): 2:42am On Dec 03, 2009
akuya:
All I can say is THE CHICKENS HAVE COME HOME TO ROOST!
EMC2:
@emeshot, Have chickens come home to roost,  huh? see above quote from my foe of old, gestapo!!!

I am not your foe, right from the days of Akuya, the kingdom of the auto section suffereth violence and the violent taketh it by force. Praise the Lord.  cheesy cheesy


Quickly lock this thread because the more you talk the more you rope yourself. My husband calleth, GOOD NITE. grin grin
AutosRe: 2006 Toyota Fj Cruiser Forsale by gestapo(f): 2:18am On Dec 03, 2009
[size=15pt]EMESHOT, THIS IS NOT YOUR FIRST TIME OF ADVERTISING A STOLEN VEHICLE.

YOU HAVE A CASE TO ANSWER OR ELSE ILL RECOMMEND YOU FOR A PERMANENT BAN FROM NAIRALAND

WE ARE WAITING.
  angry angry angry[/size]
AutosRe: 2006 Toyota Fj Cruiser Forsale by gestapo(f): 2:15am On Dec 03, 2009
Fhemmmy, can you see things for yourself now ? are you still breathing ? grin grin grin

Sanitisation officers never go wrong cheesy cheesy
AutosRe: 2006 Toyota Fj Cruiser Forsale by gestapo(f): 2:08am On Dec 03, 2009
[quote author=Monitor_1 link=topic=284011.msg4072713#msg4072713 date=1245725391]Please note that VIN report for the MITSUBISHI OUTLANDER advertised in this thread reveals that it is a stolen car!!! Here is an entry from the vehicle report:

The IBC Ivestigative Services whose telephone number is listed in the report was contacted and they verified that the vehicle was indeed stolen in Canada and never recovered.

Let sellers and posters be warned to the fullest extent that, the offer for sale of stolen goods or the conduct of fraudulent activities is against forum rules to say he least, and is potentially criminal. Criminal activities or fraudulent acts will not be tolerated or supported here.

We are building the best online auto mart in Nigeria and every seller is urged to do everything possible to avoid offering stolen cars for sale.

Monitor_1
[/quote]
EMC2:
@emeshot huh YOUR REPUTATION IS @ STAKE!!! CHECK THE VIN REPORT shocked [NA YOUR BROTHER COS THIS ONE ABI? lipsrsealed ]

Perform an Ontario lien search
10/08/2009 Damage Report
Ontario Vehicle reported stolenDamage claim amount was C$29,612
Claim amount was updated on 11/15/2009.
Please contact IBC Investigative Services
for further information by calling 1-866-457-5719 or by completing the
IBC web form.

N/B - FYI I've called to report this vehicle as advised above, grin Q.E.D.
You are not a smart guy. grin grin grin
AutosRe: 2006 Toyota Fj Cruiser Forsale by gestapo(f): 2:04am On Dec 03, 2009
[quote author=Monitor_1 link=topic=284011.msg4072713#msg4072713 date=1245725391]Please note that VIN report for the MITSUBISHI OUTLANDER advertised in this thread reveals that it is a stolen car!!!  Here is an entry from the vehicle report:

The IBC Ivestigative Services whose telephone number is listed in the report was contacted and they verified that the vehicle was indeed stolen in Canada and never recovered.

Let sellers and posters be warned to the fullest extent that, the offer for sale of stolen goods or the conduct of fraudulent activities is against forum rules to say he least, and is potentially criminal. Criminal activities or fraudulent acts will not be tolerated or supported here.

We are building the best online auto mart in Nigeria and every seller is urged to do everything possible to avoid offering stolen cars for sale.

Monitor_1
[/quote]
EMC2:
@emeshot  huh YOUR REPUTATION IS @ STAKE!!! CHECK THE VIN REPORT  shocked [NA YOUR BROTHER COS THIS ONE ABI?  lipsrsealed ]

Perform an Ontario lien search
10/08/2009           Damage Report
Ontario      Vehicle reported stolenDamage claim amount was C$29,612
Claim amount was updated on 11/15/2009.
Please contact IBC Investigative Services
for further information by calling 1-866-457-5719 or by completing the
IBC web form.

N/B - FYI I've called to report this vehicle as advised above,   grin   Q.E.D.
You are not a smart guy.  grin grin grin
AutosRe: 2006 Toyota Fj Cruiser Forsale by gestapo(f): 1:50am On Dec 03, 2009
Fhemmmy:
cos i dont pay attention to things that never matter.
I am here to learn, sell and share ideas and that is what i focus on and make friends as well.
There are respectable people on NL and there are yeye people. . . . . but it has been fun knowing most people.
Exactly, each man to his own calling, I am a Sanitisation officer in this section and i have my eyes on everything going on,
We have zero tolerance for bullying, unwarranted accusations. dishonest and envious manners of all kind would not be tolerated.
AutosRe: 2006 Toyota Fj Cruiser Forsale by gestapo(f): 1:40am On Dec 03, 2009
Fhemmmy:
this is serious oh
You even replied him like a usual forumite, i dont blame you though, You always lack behind on the latest pseudo username on the blog, thats the latest business in town.  cheesy cheesy
AutosRe: 2006 Toyota Fj Cruiser Forsale by gestapo(f): 1:38am On Dec 03, 2009
[quote author=Busy_body link=topic=359816.msg5038610#msg5038610 date=1259799612]Isn't it a bit rich of him squealing like a deranged banshee, for this thread to be pulled now, only because it is not going his way and things/revelations being exposed are getting too close for comfort for his yansh, shior cool


Abeg make we commot this thread for them, better person kiss kiss[/quote]Ignore him, please, he wants to come back later and lock the thread on the premise of fights thereby covering his exposed yansh, this man had a deprived childhood I bet cos i cant explain the joy an elderly man deprives in playing cyber antics.
AutosRe: 2006 Toyota Fj Cruiser Forsale by gestapo(f): 1:08am On Dec 03, 2009
[quote author=Busy_body link=topic=359816.msg5038461#msg5038461 date=1259796522]Hmmn, a loaded comment from a newbie with only 22 posts cool Don't know why your life has been reduced to such bitter level that all you do, and live for, on Nairaland is fish for opportunities to trip up your fellow dealers, YOU NEED TO GET A LIFE, shame embarassed embarassed embarassed


[s]Wouldn't be surprised when the defence comes back with the old chestnut and worn out tripe that "I have been a keen observer on NL for 10 years but just couldn't be bothered to register" NO BE TODAY cool cool cool[/s][/quote]Since he cannot borrow pose fake cars and lie that they are en route Nigeria, or post a fake vin  on a supposed brand new car hiding under no report on carfax because we can easily google the vin numbers, all he has to do now is create numerous usernames to attack other sellers and dealers.

WHAT A WASTED LIFE !!!
PoliticsYaradua's Obituary by gestapo(op): 12:55am On Dec 03, 2009
Just like you and I, Yar’Adua will die Someday. I want to be the first to write his obituary.

It is the greatest honor I can give to the man. Yar’Adua should be able to read it while resting comfortably in his hospital bed. Not many people will have such a privilege.

So here you go, Mr. Umaru Musa Yar’Adua:


There lies a sick man stranded at the presidency. The damage he wrecked could only be accessed posthumously. Beneath his grave is the bile of our epilogue.

Mr. Umaru Musa Yar’Adua, the second president of Nigeria’s fourth republic, was tied to the presidential stake by the devil himself. (Yes, there is a devil. And his name is Olusegun Obasanjo).

Yar’Adua spared nobody of any pretension to leadership, so we should spare him no pretension to polite tribute.

Yar’Adua’s era had no poetry. His days had no imagination. If not for his sickness, he could as well have been an anonymous president. I can bet my last naira that no parent named their child Umaru or Musa or Yar’Adua as a consequence of his sojourn at the presidency.

Yar’Adua subverted whatever remained of the Nigerian spirit. He never had a cult. He never had a worshiper. He was an unfinished failure. He was a god that did not make it.

As the governor of Kastina state, Yar’Adua instituted the sharia law that sentenced Amina Lawal to death for adultery. She was to be stoned to death. Later an appeal court freed her. No appeal court could free Yar’Adua’s daughters from being auctioned to the highest bidder.

If Yar’Adua only stole the cup of invincibility from Nigeria, it would have been pardonable. But he dropped it into a latrine. The adventures of Yar’Adua would make for a bad children’s coloring book. His gargantuan body of achievement dwarfed those of the legendry turtle.

Yar’Adua proved that if you change the clothes without changing the diaper, what stinks will continue to stink. He distinguished himself as an arch-Nigerian- ignoramus hanging on the wing of inaction.

He whetted no man’s appetite. He brought no smile on any citizen’s face. His posture was uninspiring. His program was invisible. He was too pathetic to be laughed at. Our eternal respect for him was in his complete lack of comic value. There was no distinction to be made between his government and the government of a dash.

Before Yar’Adua, the universally acclaimed mantra was that, “Nigeria is the only country in the world where the best is impossible and the worst never happens.” But after Yar’Adua, Nigeria became a country where the worst is impossible and the best never happens. In essence, Nigeria hit the bottom after Yar’Adua.

Before Yar’Adua, Nigeria was governed by two kinds of leaders. It was either “a fool surrounded by idiots or an idiot surrounded by fools.” It was Yar’Adua that first established a government led by a dead man surrounded by vultures. What comes after Yar’Adua will be a government of vultures surrounded by dead men.

I have often argued that the problem with Nigerian leaders was that they forget that they were mortals. Yar’Adua proved that men who are conscious of their mortality will not necessarily perform any better. While Yar’Adua daily knocked on the door of hell, his wife, Turai, was busy stuffing oil blocks inside her bra.

Yar’Adua will forever live in one mythology – his was the definitive proof of how not to be president. He performed so woefully that if Nigerians were people who valued excellence, they would staple a tail to his corpse. So that when he reincarnates and aspires to a leadership position, he will be promptly identified and quarantined.

Yar’Adua studied Analytical Chemistry at ABU but had no understanding of the law of Thermodynamics. On its own, heat cannot flow from an area of cold to an area of hot, says the second law. Yet, Yar’Adua’s Vision 2020 hoped to go from an area of cold to an area of hot on its own.

Faraday's Law states that “the weight of any element liberated during electrolysis is proportional to the quantity of electricity passing through the cell and also to the equivalent weight of the element.” What Yar’Adua did not grasp at school was that this law means that the moral authority of any politician following an election is proportional to the amount of fraud that took place during the electoral process and also to the moral state of the politician.

Yar’Adua was the last “Nigerian” president. Hundred years from now, when the history of that territory formerly called Nigeria is written, historians will note that it was Yar’Adua who finally brought an end to the farce. They will note that his physical ailment was a reminder to the people trapped in that dead and dirty pond that they, too, were sick. The predicament of Yar’Adua was the predicament of the Nigerian lot- an incapability to know when to quit.

If the tears of the downtrodden did not make him raise a finger against corruption, nothing else would. If the histrionics of the vultures around him did not make him question his reality, nothing else would. If an obituary like this did not make him rethink his legacy, nothing else would.


May his soul, and the soul of all those who die, unnecessarily, every day, in that occupied territory, rest in peace.

In lieu of dancing in the street, play squash in honor of the dead president. In lieu of flowers, send assault weapons to his gun-loving son.

http://saharareporters.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=4411:yaraduas-obituary&catid=81:external-contrib&Itemid=300
AutosRe: 2006 Toyota Fj Cruiser Forsale by gestapo(f): 12:08am On Dec 03, 2009
EMC2:
@emeshot huh YOUR REPUTATION IS @ STAKE!!! CHECK THE VIN REPORT shocked [NA YOUR BROTHER COS THIS ONE ABI? lipsrsealed ]

Perform an Ontario lien search
10/08/2009 Damage Report
Ontario Vehicle reported stolenDamage claim amount was C$29,612
Claim amount was updated on 11/15/2009.
Please contact IBC Investigative Services
for further information by calling 1-866-457-5719 or by completing the
IBC web form.

N/B - FYI I've called to report this vehicle as advised above, grin Q.E.D.
EMC2,

Leopard never changes its spot, so quick to call FBI, did i call FBI on your arse when you advertised a vehicle with a fake vin and fake cars enroute Lagos ? should we start with you first before emeshot ?

learn to ignore some choice of  words youre used to with your other username, its so easy to connect them. Geez !!! when would you learn ?
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Tunde Bakare Blows Hot ! ( Why I Quit Redeemed Church ) by gestapo(op): 2:57pm On Nov 29, 2009
aisha2:
Am shocked. Is this really you Becomerich/ All i can say is whoa
Same here.
PoliticsRe: Dr. Goodluck Jonathan Comes Under Pressure To Resign by gestapo(f): 3:19pm On Nov 28, 2009
[quote author=Paroh_frey link=topic=358492.msg5010391#msg5010391 date=1259416171]ANOTHER slowpoke.[/quote]Singing Wande Cole bumper to bumper, its Mo hits, na who do this beat o Don baba Jazzy.

2 Years ago when i was in Mushin . . . . . . . 

Paroh, you know yourself, and we know you. LOL  cheesy cheesy
PoliticsRe: Dr. Goodluck Jonathan Comes Under Pressure To Resign by gestapo(f): 12:51pm On Nov 28, 2009
Beaf:
Damn! grin
[quote author=Paroh_frey link=topic=358492.msg5009642#msg5009642 date=1259402940]^^^

Not a relevant issue. Goat![/quote]Beaf, abeg free Paroh_frey, He is a frustrated seller from the Auto section hiding under another id.  grin grin
AutosRe: 2010 Mercedez - Benz E350 ( Live In Nigeria, Live On Nigerian Soil ) by gestapo(f): 10:08pm On Nov 26, 2009
[quote author=Paroh_frey link=topic=313105.msg5002290#msg5002290 date=1259269320]Gestapo

You are a mustard seed.[/quote]We are talking of Cars here, if you want to know more about mustard seeds read here https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-208591.0.html
AutosRe: 2010 Mercedez - Benz E350 ( Live In Nigeria, Live On Nigerian Soil ) by gestapo(f): 9:42pm On Nov 26, 2009
[quote author=Paroh_frey link=topic=313105.msg5002023#msg5002023 date=1259265610]^^^^Read my post very well, daftie! It means, not only is the E350 in Nigeria, the E500 is there as well.[/quote]My bad, I saw the E350, E500 and E750 in Lagos, infact the guy pulled over and gave me a lift, im sure youve not heard of the E750 but i saw it in Lagos, he said he owns an E1000 too and that is in Abuja, I said YES even before he asked me out cheesy cheesy
AutosRe: 2010 Mercedez - Benz E350 ( Live In Nigeria, Live On Nigerian Soil ) by gestapo(f): 8:51pm On Nov 26, 2009
[quote author=Paroh_frey link=topic=313105.msg4997233#msg4997233 date=1259191381]who says this car is not in nigeria prior to this one? too much hyping. I have seen the E500 in Abuja.[/quote]It is women like you that makes Men bash we the women folk that we are , , look at the topic before posting, its an E350 and not E500.  lipsrsealed
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Tunde Bakare Blows Hot ! ( Why I Quit Redeemed Church ) by gestapo(op): 11:45pm On Nov 24, 2009
Q: Was that why he had to treat Nuhu Ribadu the way he did?

A: Perhaps so. They have their own allegations against Ribadu, but Ribadu as a human being could have made some mistakes. He made some efforts at bringing sanity into public sector. For once, he touched the untouchables. And for once, he displayed a level of fearlessness and fairness to the best of his ability until they found out that they needed to nip this man in the bud. They thought that at the rate at which he was going, he might jolly well become the head of state. And they did all in their power to frustrate him until he fled the country. But our loss is the international community’s gain because I don’t think Ribadu is eating from hand to mouth. He’s being consulted by those who want probity in their public life. And I am still watching and waiting to see where this tree of Ibori will fall. Whether his people are brought back to face the law here or one day, he is taken out to face the law. If the likes of Anthony Enahoro were extradited, based on an agreement between us and Britain, anything is possible. Until those daylight robbers who have stolen this nation to a bleeding point, a profusely bleeding point, are dealt with, don’t listen to anyone who says there’s a campaign against corruption. There’s campaign for corruption and they’re all benefiting from it. And that’s why legislators are now looking for immunity
AutosRe: Nairalander, Please Help, This Vehicle Was Stolen While Test Driving by gestapo(f): 10:55pm On Nov 23, 2009
ayinba1:
To all dealers, please[b] take a picture of your prospective buyers before letting them into the car[/b].

Pele o!
When they point the gun they ask for the camera !!! cheesy cheesy
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Tunde Bakare Blows Hot ! ( Why I Quit Redeemed Church ) by gestapo(op): 8:47am On Nov 23, 2009
Q: And when the man dies the woman steps in…


A: Because it is a family business.
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Tunde Bakare Blows Hot ! ( Why I Quit Redeemed Church ) by gestapo(op): 8:30am On Nov 23, 2009
Q: Your wife is not visible unlike the wives of other pastors. Is this deliberate or is she just a reclusive person?


I would want you to ask her directly, but she is not in the country. We have five children. You look in the Bible and you see Eli. Have you ever heard Mrs. Eli? Did you see Mrs. Samuel? I’m not saying women should not be in the ministry. Those who are called by God to serve in pastoral capacity in churches side by side with their wife should receive that call and fulfil it. But my wife does not become a pastor because I’m a pastor. It’s the same mentality that the head of state’s wife must be first lady and must have an office. No. The call of God can be upon a family, can be upon an individual. My wife supports me absolutely. Did she play roles when she was here? Yes. But we have five children. Who wants to save the world and lose his own children? So, we decided that she would hold the home front. I don’t think I’ll be what I am without a solid wife behind me. She’s not a nuisance or somebody that can be silenced.  She functions in the areas that she has received grace.
Any animal with two heads is a monster. Your wife does not become a co-pastor because you are a pastor. There’s no such thing in the Bible. If not, Peter’s wife should have been a pastor. So should have been the wives of others who were married. It’s just a mess that is in the world.
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Tunde Bakare Blows Hot ! ( Why I Quit Redeemed Church ) by gestapo(op): 8:15am On Nov 23, 2009
Q: What is the position of Christianity on tithing because some argue that it doesn’t have a place in Christianity?

A: I don’t have an opinion. I live by the book. I’ll tell you what is in the book. The first man to pay tithe was Abraham, when he met Melchizedek. And when he gave that tithe, the book of Hebrews says even Levi, who became a priest later, paid tithe while he was still in the loins of his father, Abraham. So, there was tithe before the law. There was tithe during the law. And Christ Jesus now came and said, this you ought to do, but you neglect the weightier matters of the law. This you ought to do and the other you do not neglect. If you are asking what is the agreed position in the New Testament, listen to Paul in I Corinthians Chapter 16, verse 1. At least I’m not reading from the Old Testament. I can tell you by the grace of God that at the Latter Rain Assembly, you can come and watch us, stay for about five or six weeks, you will not hear such a thing mentioned. You will know a church by the time you worship there for six or seven weeks.
We encourage our people because even the running of the place requires support of those who are worshipping there. Do you belong to any club or organisation? To join Ikoyi Club 1938, there are fees. It is the abuse that is the problem because it must come from your heart. Melchizedek did not demand tithe from Abraham. It was what Abraham did willingly. My opinion is that let every man be persuaded in his own heart. If it is not honour, then it is robbery. What the Bible says is honour the Lord with your susbstance and the first fruits of your increase so that your barns may be full. It has to be honour. It is the same word you use for your parents. The first time I gave my mother an allowance was when I was a Youth Corper. I gave her N50 out of my N200 monthly allowance because I was the only one she depended on. And from that year till today, my mother’s monthly allowance has increased, although I won’t tell you how much she gets now. She was 100 in October. I lost my father when I was two years old. So God allowed my mother to stay to see me through. Would I neglect my mother? So also will I not neglect the God who is the source of everything I have. But it has to be a matter of honour. There are three priesthoods in the Bible. The priesthood of Midian, the Levitical priesthood and the Melchizedek priesthood.
This is what is causing the  problem. The priesthood of Midian is that of Jethro, the father in-law of Moses. It deals with strategies, administration and dedication of duties. It teaches you how to delegate so that you are not overworked. It does not raise sons, it raises workers. So in such ministries where Jethro principle is what they’re following, you’ll be hearing workers, workers, workers, instead of raising sons of God.  Leviticus priesthood is mainly about offering. And remember they were in the wilderness; no supermarket, no work and they didn’t go anywhere. There was nowhere to spend all the money they took from Egypt. So, it’s offering in the morning, offering at night and offering in the evening. When you find a ministry whose major emphasis is bring, bring, give, give, its the Levitical priesthood. They are still in the wilderness. But we have moved out of the wilderness. The priesthood of our Lord Jesus Christ Christ, according to Hebrew 6, 7 up to 8, is after the order of Melchizedek who was already a king before he met Abraham. He did not need the offering of Abraham to be king. So those who are practising Melchizedek  priesthood do not depend on their congregation. They don’t wait because they are lazy for them to go and work and bring resources to them. They also labour with their own hands to have resources and when the church contributes, they probably contribute more. You can find out these things. So it depends on which priesthood is being practised.
Tithes are to be used to take care of widows, the helpless, and services in the house of God. Why should they come to you to say we want to pay NEPA bills, we want to pay church staff? People that are working in the ministry have to be paid and the organisation has to be run. But it’s never compulsory. If anybody tells you if you don’t pay tithe you  will remain tight, greed in his heart is influencing that because Christ has become the cross for us. For it is written: ‘Cursed is anyone that hangs on the tree that the blessing of Abraham now come upon the Gentile’ If it is from your heart, like it was with Abraham, it will bring blessings. But if it is teleguided, it is no longer spirit-led and does not activate anything in heaven. I think what is causing it is that we embark on projects God did not give to us and put ourselves under financial pressure, which we transmit  to people. Do I pay tithe? Definitely. But I don’t make it a law for everybody. I do from my earnings because I don’t depend on church offerings. My hands, like Paul’s, provided for my necessities. I pay my tax like any other citizen of this country. I pay from my legitimate earnings. I[i]f I have to wait for them to give on Sundays before I send my children to school and eat, then something is wrong. If this church folds up, I cannot live anymore. And in a depressed economy, so many churches have opened up that are not at the instance of the Holy Spirit.[/i]
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Tunde Bakare Blows Hot ! ( Why I Quit Redeemed Church ) by gestapo(op): 12:36am On Nov 23, 2009
Q: Many Nigerians feel that the Obasanjo administration was corrupt and rudderless and that the Yar’Adua administration should, at least, probe him. Are you not disappointed that it has not happened?


A: Did you expect this man to probe Obasanjo? He gave him power just to watch his back. Did he qualify? Was there any election? Would you expect the governor of Lagos, with all his zeal in the right direction and all the wonderful things he appears to be doing for the benefit of the people in Lagos, to probe Asiwaju Bola Tinubu? I’m not assuming or saying there’s something to probe, but if you ride to power on my back, you’ll be careful what you do because I could remove my back. So, I am not disappointed that Yar’Adua is not probing. It’s obvious why he cannot. It’s unlike a military regime that comes with ruthlessness to discredit the outgoing one and then performs worse until another one will come. Nigeria has been bedevilled by these prodigals. If Obasanjo was blatantly corrupt, I think Obasanjo administration is the type that calls the thief to come and steal and calls the owner to come and see. That is if he’s not interested in the thief anymore. I think Obasanjo just passed the baton to a man who cannot do anything about corruption and is even protecting those who have been accused of corruption.
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Tunde Bakare Blows Hot ! ( Why I Quit Redeemed Church ) by gestapo(op): 12:29am On Nov 23, 2009
Q: How would you rate government’s efforts at fighting corruption?

A: Government’s crusade against corruption or government’s efforts at establishing corruption as a culture? When the likes of Ibori walk free in this nation and no one can touch them and Aondoakaa will not cooperate with anything that will touch Ibori? As we read, except we’re being misinformed by the press, they put Aondoakaa there. You should just say campaign for corruption.
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Tunde Bakare Blows Hot ! ( Why I Quit Redeemed Church ) by gestapo(op): 11:28pm On Nov 22, 2009
Q: What was Oyedepo’s reaction when you made your observations known to him about this perceived heresy? Was there a debate of some sort?


A: No, I will tell you how it happened. I really do not want to be dragged into this because it’s in the past. But for the benefit of the public, I will tell you what happened. Between 1994-1996, I was not physically present on a daily basis in Nigeria. I was in England. I was travelling with my mentor, Dr. Lester Sumral of blessed memory now. Sumral and I were travelling, to Europe and the rest of the world to do mission work. And in 1996, to be precise, I organised a global mission conference here, when we brought all missionaries on the West African coast to nurture, encourage and strengthen them so that they could re-equip and have materials to go back to the field. They were not necessarily Nigerians. Many of them were from abroad, many from West Africa. Oyedepo, being my friend, sent his books here and the books were being sold in our bookshop. This is how I got to know this. And God is witness, and he knows too. The missionaries bought some of the books. The day they brought the books to me, I just told the bookshop to take them and pay whatever it had to pay and then, the bookshop could sell them.
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Tunde Bakare Blows Hot ! ( Why I Quit Redeemed Church ) by gestapo(op): 9:11pm On Nov 22, 2009
Q: No.


A: Okay. It’s because it’s their culture. You see it in Mark Chapter 6 that they were the ones that took oil. It’s part of their culture because they lived in open space and if you rub yourself with oil, mosquitoes and things like that would not bite you. That’s the medicine they had in their day. Now, in Chapter 5, the Bible says: ‘Is anyone among you suffering, let him pray; is anyone cheerful, let him sing Psalms. Is anyone among you sick (from verse 13), let him call for the elders of the church and let them pray over him, anointing him with oil in the name of the Lord.’ Now, would that heal him? Let’s read further. ‘And the prayer of faith will save (not heal) the sick.’ It’s like a wounded soldier that is taken from the firing range.
That prayer of faith would stop the attack that is coming, but only one thing will heal him. Not the oil, not just the prayer of faith. ‘The prayer of faith will save the sick and the Lord will raise him up. And if he has committed sins, he will be forgiven. Confess your trespasses to one another and pray for one another that you may be healed. The effectual fervent prayer of a righteous man avails much, makes available tremendous power of God.’ Now, are all the people that you give oil to carry about elders? The truth is you sell the oil to them. At the point that I really got beside myself, so to say, was when Oyedepo said that the anointing oil is not the symbol of the Holy Spirit, but the life of God in the bottle. I tore the book openly that this is heresy, this is error, this is taking advantage of people. And after that we met; we met abroad and Oyedepo said: ‘Look, what I didn’t like, really, was my book that you tore.” I said David, I didn’t tear your book. I bought it; it is mine. You wrote it. I tore the book I bought because it contained an error.
If the Holy Spirit is oil, then Jesus is a Lamb of God on four legs. He was never human. These are metaphors and symbols until the real thing would come. You don’t get the substance and pursue shadow. The Holy Spirit has come in person and He is dwelling with us today. Tell people to live right, to eat right and to drink clean water. Tell them to take advantage of medicine when it is necessary. Jesus said they that are whole have no need of  a physician, but they that are sick. Here I am, and you can ask him also and all these men who will tell you fast and pray, if they don’t use vitamins, eat good food and live in clean environments. Why are you fooling people that all things are in prayer, prayer, prayer, prayer, prayer. I pray, I believe in God and I believe in miracles. I’ve seen miracles happen. But I will not take advantage of a person.
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Q: That’s the impression people have.


A: Well, anybody who criticises others just for criticising sake is sick because the critical spirit itself is evidence of false ministry. I’m not a town crier
. In the course of life, Oyedepo and I had been in the same hotel suite–he and his wife in one room, myself and my wife in another. We were meeting and praying until during the Gulf War, I said you’re departing from the faith; you’re bringing in substitutes. This is not Christianity that we received and some people must rise in the defence of the Gospel and contend for the faith that was once given to the saints. That’s what the Bible says. It says contend, fight for it. Because they’re one generation away from paganism. The pre-conversion disposition of these people from ‘Aladura’ churches and those who were raised in such environments have now being carried in so that people now go to work with mantle in their pocket and they take photographs to hit the mantle. I know how many converts from them have left because they are now seeing the truth. These are my friends, we took sweet counsel together. Let God be God and let every man be a man whether I’m a critical person that has no brain or just pulling down every man’s house. How can you pull other people’s house down and yours will stand if that is the agenda? But let me read this to you because I want to first and foremost show you something. ‘James, a born servant of God and of the Lord Jesus Christ, to the twelve tribes, which are scattered abroad.’ Are you part of the twelve tribes?
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Q: Why are you saying Oyedepo’s Shiloh does not merit a comment?


A: I’m not dignifying it with a comment because there’s no difference between him or whoever is perpetrating the things they are doing and the man they’re trying to crucify called T.B Joshua. What’s the difference in their practices? Very little. The Christianity of chattels, of oil, of mantle, of washing of feet? Where are those things? They should show it to me in the Bible. And I can tell you where it is from. ‘Is any among you sick, let him call for the elders of the church.’ Do you know it was written to Jews in Diaspora. Besides that, ‘is any among you sick, having called the elders of the church, let them anoint the sick with oil and pray over the sick.’ You want me to read it?
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Why did you allow occultic books to be sold in your church ?


I said occultic books? Impossible. He said there were two books that people bought and had been complaining about. One is written by one David Oyedepo, the other by his wife. And they were on communion and oil. I asked what was wrong about communion. I said it’s one of the things that Jesus left for the saints and that oil is a symbol of the Holy Spirit. He said I had not read the book. I asked him to send me the relevant pages of the books by fax or by e-mail. I thought it could be some people doing mischief. I believed the mistakes must have been made by those who edited the books. That was my thought. These are men we pray together. We didn’t get born-again because we wanted money. I didn’t come into ministry because I wanted money. God blessed me before I came into the ministry. So, the pages were sent to me. I said no, this cannot be. When I read the one that says oil is not the symbol of the Holy Spirit, but the life of God in the bottle, I said this cannot be. I also read the portion that says you can take communion and fly like a bird. I said wait a minute, this is extending truth beyond its limits. So, on my next visit to Nigeria, I requested for the books to match them with the copies I had so I could be sure that nobody was playing a cruel joke on me. Immediately I saw it, the first thing I did was to call Oyedepo. They said he was not available, but that his wife was available. I asked to speak with the wife on the phone. And they said oh, she just stepped out.
I said no problem. In handwritten form, I sent him a fax. Those were not the days you leave messages for people. Phones were not common. So, I sent a fax saying I thought those editing his books were adding garbage in them.  I said we needed to meet. There was no response. There is a pastor in his organisation, his name is now Dr. Robert Johnson. We called him Abdullahi. That was his name. He came here. I spoke into two tapes to do a critique and I gave to Abdullahi, who is now Dr. Johnson. He has left his organisation now. I said ‘could you give this to him so that we can meet to talk’. And response came to me that he said these were revelations given to him by God, as God gave revelation to Paul. At that point, I took a step further. I was in America and I was in the house of Wale Oke.
I’m mentioning names because if you want to lie, you don’t have anyone to mention. I said Wale Oke, this is what I’ve seen. Wale Oke and I were in the university together. He said he had also seen it. He said he had gone to him but this was the response. I said if he is teaching heresy to his people, it doesn’t matter to me. But the moment he put it in print form, on radio or television, he is poisoning the public water. Some of us will have to rise up. So, I started a series called the Synagogue of Satan. And I began to deal with those issues, bringing truth.
Because you don’t just shout that piece of stick is crooked. Lay the stick on its side, all eyes will see it. That was what began. And Bishop Mike Okonkwo now met me in Ghana and said don’t let us wash our dirty linen in public. I asked what he had done about it. He said he had gone to Oyedepo, who insisted that it was the revelation that he received from God. I said Mike, if you see me on top of my secretary, not my wife, and I said I’ve just got a revelation from God, will you leave me to die in sin?
When it got hot, he began to curse and swear that my television ministry will go off-air in Nigeria; that I will not have money. There was no curse he didn’t place. Whether that’s the truth or not, time will tell.
Why do I mention names? I’m not doing to so to be a critic. I have a clear agenda and I have a clear mind. If you teach and say to your wife that while you are eating, your wife should not eat and sit down, it’s your home. But don’t extend it to me and raise my children that way. Then you’re looking for trouble. If you teach your people error and they believe in it, it’s between you and them.
But don’t put it in the public arena. I have responsibility over those that look up to me, over those that I pastor and over those that benefit from knowing the truth. It is going to create conflict. There is only one faith, one Lord, one baptism, one God, father of all, who is in you all, through you all. When I was a Muslim, on Juma’at day, when they said Allah U Akbar, we all bowed. You don’t know who is Ansar-Ud-Deen or Nawar-Ud-Deen or Islamiyat. But here we are talking one Christ and seven different ideologies about one thing. So, we must know what is the truth. That is our passion; that is the reason to warn people that these are the apostates and they are only interested in the gospel of wealth.

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