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@babaflaky

I am sure there is straw in her hole

@biggerboy

i aint got a sisto but my girl could do like 80% in

jemi4real:
you are mad

SAME TO YOU

I have not seen a woman that can wiwi in the bottle of coke without it dropping on the floor.


can any one proof me wrong?

LOVE WITHOUT MONEY WILL WORK especially if the girl does not deny the dude of sex

does anyone have any useful info about the last post jamb held in this school. I will appreciate your contribution

I think this is too much for you to bear as a young chap. If you don't want your mum to know about it , then keep it away from her associates and possibly your younger ones.

I hope you will have the strenght to pass through this.

@atilla

i have a friend we call attila in yabatech, were you in tech?

@poster
where are you now? hop this story is a true because we have seen make ups on this forum

we are on fire, man city will srill be wondering how it all happened

EVEN THE SKY IS BluE

chaloo:
@poster

why don't you ask your sister your question first?

sorry dude i aint gat a sisto

@chikitos

answer my question abi una want make i vex

@ guys

I don't know if you have been observing the okada riders around lagos giving preference to girls at the expense of guys.
if you ask me why the sentiment and partiality. The simple reason is because guys do not have what can make the okada man don't want to end the journey
even the fare price is unfair to the guys, some girls are so busty that okada man go carry them free

@ ladies
I am going to buy my own okada. I will only ride during weekends. My tarrif will be a function of the size of your boobs and how close you go hold me tight (i dey feel am already).

my question to girls

do you enjoy it when your boobs tourch the okada man (be honest), i am certain that evey okada rider enjoy it especially when you are two.

i dey go marry ooooooooooooo

I have never thought of running away from my girl because she is always like an angel and we have been together for a while, may be its because she is endowned with an undepreciable asset from the back to the front and she is always looking younger and beautiful

@topic

i don't think its only sxxxxx. some girls are just too dry and can't flow with guys, all they know is YENOM AND XES.
There is no correct guy dt will not like to be around a beautiful and smart girl, most girls on the street of lagos lack basics and THIS IS ONE OF THE MANY REASONS WHY A DUDE WONT STAY

you guys should just chill for the bank.I am very familiar with this bank, i wrote the test last year but i did not do my medical due to communication issues.
I will advise you not to wait for any text message because you may never get it and you may have been shortlisted. Please try and check the site everyday to confirm your status.

I am still expecting mine too.

GUD lock

are these guys seriuos?
den never born dem

This is just solving a problem and creating a bigger one.
I tell you if the licence is issued today, before you wake up the next morning, someone you know would have been shot dead.


Even the police that were trained to use gun dont even know when and how to use the sh**t

thankx

mimiko:
thats disgusting i would ve serched for yam

LMAO i wonder where the thing go passssssssssssss

how do you think one would be able to log in groundnuts in to your hole?

Migines:
I hope i find groundnuts

na your own go even worse pass groundnuts?
how den take hold the groundnuts ?? okkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

nairaland

i would have brought banana

Rubbermaid:
No. I can't teach anybody English - it's not my job. I save my skills for my professional presentations, thesis, and other communications.
Additionally, it looks like those who need to improve their language skills are not bothered enough to take advantage of classroom lessons, or dedicate themselves to self-help solutions.

Ironically, we wonder why so many Nigerian graduates are treated like crap when they apply for jobs. Prove this, prove that, line up, take a test, touch the sky, hop like a toad, etc.

Bad English is the reason! If many can graduate from Universities with such poor grammar then of course, all bets will be off in assessing the quality of their credentials.

bros wetin b your own sef, na must make person sabi spik ninglish?
what i think is important is for one to be productive and responsible.
i go beat you if you talk anything again

Very soon we go enforce make una dey speak pidgin english

I want to know if it is possible for waec to re issue another certificate to someone who has misplaced his/her own?


tHAnkX

four criminals were to be killed, they were given 3 death options from which they will choose from.The options were
1.  Fireing squard
2.  Hanging
3.  Bonga bonga

The first person choose to die by hanging, he was immediately executed and put aside.

It was the turn of the second person, he was wondering what bonga bonga would be, he quickly went for fireing squard and took some shots

The 3rd and 4th guys did not like what they saw when their brothers in crime were being executed, so they talked to each other and decided to die by BONGA BONGA.
They beleive bonga bonga would be an easier way to die,as they were awaiting their fate and wondering what bonga bonga was, the killer showed up and asked them to go to the bush and bring 10 fruits each.

They quickly ran to the bush in search of fruits, one of them was very fast, he quickly returned with 10 cashews and asked the killer what the friuts had to do with the way he will die.

The killer said those fruits will be screwed through his anus till he dies. After the first and second fruits have been forced in,the guy started laughing, laughing and laughing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The killer was amazed, asked what was funny.
he told the killer to look at the last criminal COMING WITH TEN COCOA NUTS   

The killer laughed lAUghEd LaUghED and laughed. he could not continue the execution


MY B/dAY gIfT

The guy na palasa

I still beleive that about 95% of married men (in fresh marriage) still cut corners and about 5% of the newly married ladies also play OFF SIDES.