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RomanceRe: Nigerian Guys Are Not Really Worth It. And They Are Stupid,foolish Period by gfon(m): 11:14am On Dec 30, 2020
You do know your dad holds the title of grand patron for the descendants of morons you talked about.Just drew your attention to it incase he never told you.
RomanceRe: What Does It Mean When A Lady Does This? by gfon(m): 11:03am On Dec 30, 2020
I threw the word love in the thrash a long time ago,these days na FWB things,if i see you trying to get too emotional or demanding,i go just turn on my GHOST MODE Like phyno
FamilyRe: Broke Guy Need Your Help by gfon(m): 10:57am On Dec 30, 2020
Ishilove:
Toh. Be careful lest you end up like this guy below who felt very confident about his pull out game.
nah,my pull out game is first class,took me patience to train myself.Never let the excitement of sex control you,have dominance over it.I decide when i wanna cum during love making.
RomanceRe: Free From Weed Addiction by gfon(m): 10:52am On Dec 30, 2020
Mary jane just lost one of it's assests.Well in every thing you do,moderation is key.In a week,i could take maybe just 3tabs,funny thing is i haven't bought it with my money for once,always given to me wen with friends.I purposely don't wanna know the seller,so i don't turn out to be a premium customer.
FamilyRe: Broke Guy Need Your Help by gfon(m): 8:22am On Dec 30, 2020
But why guys dey fvck up like this na,you ain't bouyant enough to take care of urself,but you dey straff without condoms..wat were you expecting??Am a struggling hustler like you,i dey bleep too,but i won't make the mistake of getting a lady pregnant cause i know i can't afford it.Abeg guys make we dey try use our number 6.Lastly,i thank God for the perfection of my withrawal skills. Happy new year in advance
FamilyRe: BE SINCERE If You’re Offered $1million To Slap Your Two Parents,will You Accept? by gfon(m): 8:10am On Dec 30, 2020
My Pman fit kill me before i collect the money sef.For our house,my dad would tell you i don't your respect,I WANT YOU TO FEAR ME.
Nairaland GeneralRe: What Did You Accomplish This Year That You Are Proud Of? by gfon(m): 1:40am On Dec 29, 2020
BlessedNuel:
Enlarging my farm....ASUU strike is literally a blessing in disguise to me
bro i really wanna start bee farming come next year,please can you put me through?
Music/RadioRe: What's Your Favourite Nigerian Album For The Year 2020? by gfon(m): 7:47pm On Dec 28, 2020
Oluwa Burna..Twice As Tall.2021 Am certainly gonna 'level up'.
RomanceRe: Have You Ever Experience Death In Anyway? How Did You Handle It? My Story by gfon(m): 6:05pm On Dec 28, 2020
Jennycoolz:
That abiola garden is something else at night , I had a similar experience there earlier this month
just gat to be careful my dear,its well
FamilyRe: Can A Father Arrest His Son For Coming Home Very Late? by gfon(m): 11:56pm On Dec 27, 2020
When i started growing wings like your cousin,na cutlass my pman take humble me,wetin i pass through ehn..my mouth no fit talk.Who born you to sleep outside,come back around 11pm??If na my dad,na for you to prepare your will be that.
FamilyRe: I'm A Single Mom Of One (7yrs), I Want To Try Again by gfon(m): 11:44pm On Dec 27, 2020
gerizzim:
rephrase ur request by telling us why ur nt wit d man marid u or the man dt give u belle so we know ur where ur comin frm?
seems you the one who needs to rephrase this your epistle. Your writing is bad. Infact it's poor
FamilyRe: Uncooperative Wife, Advise Needed Pls by gfon(m): 11:38pm On Dec 27, 2020
Coloredsg:
Oga, stop putting eyes in your wife's money.
Her money is her money.
You are the head of the house so take your responsibilities and stop complaining.
how would a man live long when he marries a lady with such mentality??swearz you the true definition of a parasite
RomanceRe: Most Babes On Nairaland Are Men (old Men ) by gfon(m): 9:59pm On Dec 27, 2020
RealGboy:
So I sent a PM to one babe and we got chatty .. she send me whatsapp number And after a while I video call her with another number.. Na so one ugly grown man pick .. I curse am die

Be careful guys ....
you sef wetin be her name,at least you don confirm am too
RomanceRe: Why Did You Get Ban? (Pic) by gfon(m): 9:53pm On Dec 27, 2020
Janesouthall:
Ohh u mean LaLa... The snake king
lol no be lala, na him dey do the grilling for lala
RomanceRe: Have You Ever Experience Death In Anyway? How Did You Handle It? My Story by gfon(m): 9:50pm On Dec 27, 2020
Hmmm dec 2015,was on my way to webic church hqtrs at ogudu,my dad warned me earlier not to go,cuz the bus that took others got filled up.but i decided to pay my way there,mind you it was getting to 10pm already. I was just adamant,i really wanted to show my guys my blackberry bold i just acquired,on getting to abiola garden,it was so dark(no streets ligt back then)before i could say jack two guys came out from the bush,i tried running but i fell,they caught up with me,one took my phone,na straight punch i give am for neck,he let go of the phone,was about picking my phone,na blow i hear(another came out of the bush making them three)them drag me enter bush beat me ehn,one just sat on my chest strangling me,the rest were just kicking me with thier boots. Was about passing out,used my last energy to say i got 15k in my pockects.that was my saving grace,cuz they searched me and found #150 only.they just kicked me and told me to start runinng.Omo naso God take save me.So never blame me if i support jungle justice
RomanceRe: Why Did You Get Ban? (Pic) by gfon(m): 9:19pm On Dec 27, 2020
I got banned for insulting one of buhari's zombies,seems the guy dey into roasting of snakes and other reptiles
RomanceRe: See How Lady Exposes Her Bare Ass In The Club(pics And Videos). by gfon(m): 8:56pm On Dec 27, 2020
You both get bad mouth oh,i feel you both should meet though,you guys might actually flow well.
FamilyRe: I Need Friends To Hang Out With In Lagos by gfon(m): 11:09am On Dec 27, 2020
thatthickgurl:
I need friends too.
The festive season made me realize what a drag my life is Not a single invitation, not one person to hang out with
Lol
what's ur location?
RomanceRe: Day 27 Of Semen Retention: The Reward. by gfon(m): 10:50am On Dec 27, 2020
If your wife eventually gets it from outside,and you lay a finger on her,i would personally summon the god of thunder for you.Go and satisty your madam now,one month done dey okay.
RomanceRe: Please Who Is The Most Fine Girl On Nairaland by gfon(m): 9:18am On Dec 27, 2020
Sweetcunt...if the cunt is okay,i no send the face.
RomanceRe: Knives on My Table to Commit Suicide [Picture] by gfon(m): 9:10am On Dec 27, 2020
iLegendd:
If you guys don't see me online throughout this year and starting from now, it means I have done it.

I love you all.
boss u dey serious? Or you just catching cruise??no make me fear o
RomanceRe: See What Happened To This Lady Because Of Christmas Season Love, Ladies Be Wise. by gfon(m): 8:49am On Dec 27, 2020
Didn't eat chicken oh,ponmo came through for me. Would love the 1k thanks
RomanceRe: World's Most Identical Twins Who Share A Boyfriend Together by gfon(m): 8:44am On Dec 27, 2020
Chaii Lucky niggar,na you be the chairman Alpha Male organisation,Europe branch
CelebritiesRe: 9ice & His Wife, Olasunkanmi Celebrate 1st Wedding Anniversary (Photos) by gfon(m): 8:23am On Dec 27, 2020
slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Isoright.....next time he should be careful in any hotel room so that leaked videos won't put him in trouble


And this na also a lesson to all my real niggarrrrs...
if you book any hotel...
Off the lights in the room completely
Then switch on your phone camera
if you notice any light or flash on your phone camera
Just know that there is a hidden camera in that hotel room
too much sense no go kill you.twuale!!
RomanceRe: Knives on My Table to Commit Suicide [Picture] by gfon(m): 9:27pm On Dec 26, 2020
Cause you impacting knowledge..don't worry would send you oranges so the knives could be useful for something else
RomanceRe: I Need Advice On How To Face My Mum As A Secret Yahoo Boy by gfon(m): 7:57am On Dec 26, 2020
secretkeeper219:
Did I say I want to teach anyone format here
i like your vibes(humble&smart)na your type a fellow nigga suppose roll with.Don't mind folks telling you to quit the hustle,just stay on a lowkey as you have been. And for your mum,just tell her you are into bitcoin&forex,but don't let her know uve got so much investments like you stated. Lastly,if you fit bless your guy,would appreciate,everywhere just red for me. Merry xmas and a happy new year.
RomanceRe: Check Out My Hot Outfit. Will You Smash Or Pass? by gfon(m): 11:10pm On Dec 25, 2020
Tony142:
your boy remain loyal boss.
carry on soldier,remember to position your gun well
RomanceRe: Check Out My Hot Outfit. Will You Smash Or Pass? by gfon(m): 11:08pm On Dec 25, 2020
Silasloaded:
Really? i will smash BaddieFreak you looks like a model are you one? And rate my profile pics too from one to ten (1-10) Merry christmas.
follow the words of your signature,leave the smashing for dem bad(straff) guys
RomanceRe: Check Out My Hot Outfit. Will You Smash Or Pass? by gfon(m): 11:05pm On Dec 25, 2020
Tony142:
work on you? so u want me to work on you down there this night? no I will not, u will have to feed me with enough rice 1st, after that then we can now discuss how I will work on u, Lol



Note: I do not work 4 free o, I charge 10k per work, I know u cannot afford me because u are broke, Lol
badt guy,i sight you gee
RomanceRe: Who Is The Prettiest Among These Chicks? by gfon(m): 10:51pm On Dec 25, 2020
Lol,wizkid be looking so innocent
FamilyRe: Nairaland Christmas Giveaway 2020 by gfon(m): 10:21pm On Dec 25, 2020
pocohantas:
Yes. Drop your acct number here.
Thanks
poco i still got my hopes high,no pass me by biko,just be my gene for this christmas,i won't even make 3wishes,one is enough.5k would go a long way

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