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You do know your dad holds the title of grand patron for the descendants of morons you talked about.Just drew your attention to it incase he never told you. |
I threw the word love in the thrash a long time ago,these days na FWB things,if i see you trying to get too emotional or demanding,i go just turn on my GHOST MODE Like phyno |
Ishilove:nah,my pull out game is first class,took me patience to train myself.Never let the excitement of sex control you,have dominance over it.I decide when i wanna cum during love making. |
Mary jane just lost one of it's assests.Well in every thing you do,moderation is key.In a week,i could take maybe just 3tabs,funny thing is i haven't bought it with my money for once,always given to me wen with friends.I purposely don't wanna know the seller,so i don't turn out to be a premium customer. |
But why guys dey fvck up like this na,you ain't bouyant enough to take care of urself,but you dey straff without condoms..wat were you expecting??Am a struggling hustler like you,i dey bleep too,but i won't make the mistake of getting a lady pregnant cause i know i can't afford it.Abeg guys make we dey try use our number 6.Lastly,i thank God for the perfection of my withrawal skills. Happy new year in advance |
My Pman fit kill me before i collect the money sef.For our house,my dad would tell you i don't your respect,I WANT YOU TO FEAR ME. |
BlessedNuel:bro i really wanna start bee farming come next year,please can you put me through? |
Oluwa Burna..Twice As Tall.2021 Am certainly gonna 'level up'. |
Jennycoolz:just gat to be careful my dear,its well |
When i started growing wings like your cousin,na cutlass my pman take humble me,wetin i pass through ehn..my mouth no fit talk.Who born you to sleep outside,come back around 11pm??If na my dad,na for you to prepare your will be that. |
gerizzim:seems you the one who needs to rephrase this your epistle. Your writing is bad. Infact it's poor |
Coloredsg:how would a man live long when he marries a lady with such mentality??swearz you the true definition of a parasite |
RealGboy:you sef wetin be her name,at least you don confirm am too |
Janesouthall:lol no be lala, na him dey do the grilling for lala |
Hmmm dec 2015,was on my way to webic church hqtrs at ogudu,my dad warned me earlier not to go,cuz the bus that took others got filled up.but i decided to pay my way there,mind you it was getting to 10pm already. I was just adamant,i really wanted to show my guys my blackberry bold i just acquired,on getting to abiola garden,it was so dark(no streets ligt back then)before i could say jack two guys came out from the bush,i tried running but i fell,they caught up with me,one took my phone,na straight punch i give am for neck,he let go of the phone,was about picking my phone,na blow i hear(another came out of the bush making them three)them drag me enter bush beat me ehn,one just sat on my chest strangling me,the rest were just kicking me with thier boots. Was about passing out,used my last energy to say i got 15k in my pockects.that was my saving grace,cuz they searched me and found #150 only.they just kicked me and told me to start runinng.Omo naso God take save me.So never blame me if i support jungle justice |
I got banned for insulting one of buhari's zombies,seems the guy dey into roasting of snakes and other reptiles |
You both get bad mouth oh,i feel you both should meet though,you guys might actually flow well. |
thatthickgurl:what's ur location? |
If your wife eventually gets it from outside,and you lay a finger on her,i would personally summon the god of thunder for you.Go and satisty your madam now,one month done dey okay. |
Sweetcunt...if the cunt is okay,i no send the face. |
iLegendd:boss u dey serious? Or you just catching cruise??no make me fear o |
Didn't eat chicken oh,ponmo came through for me. Would love the 1k thanks |
Chaii Lucky niggar,na you be the chairman Alpha Male organisation,Europe branch |
slawormiir:too much sense no go kill you.twuale!! |
Cause you impacting knowledge..don't worry would send you oranges so the knives could be useful for something else |
secretkeeper219:i like your vibes(humble&smart)na your type a fellow nigga suppose roll with.Don't mind folks telling you to quit the hustle,just stay on a lowkey as you have been. And for your mum,just tell her you are into bitcoin&forex,but don't let her know uve got so much investments like you stated. Lastly,if you fit bless your guy,would appreciate,everywhere just red for me. Merry xmas and a happy new year. |
Tony142:carry on soldier,remember to position your gun well |
Silasloaded:follow the words of your signature,leave the smashing for dem bad(straff) guys |
Tony142:badt guy,i sight you gee |
Lol,wizkid be looking so innocent |
pocohantas:poco i still got my hopes high,no pass me by biko,just be my gene for this christmas,i won't even make 3wishes,one is enough.5k would go a long way |
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