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CrimeRe: Love Portion: Native Doctor Jailed For Duping 72-year Old Woman (pic) by gfunkera(m): 5:28pm On Oct 17, 2017
he is not going to prison, he has already done his time
FamilyRe: Man Divorces Wife Born With No Vagina (Photos) by gfunkera(m): 8:03pm On Aug 04, 2017
Wife without vagina. Akin to car without engine. Useless !!!
CelebritiesRe: iPhone 7 by gfunkera(m): 1:31pm On Feb 07, 2017
female: megan rain, anikka albrite, adriana chechik, kendra lust, cherie deville

male: manuel ferarra, mick blue, danny d, mandingo, markus dupree
CelebritiesRe: The Hawker Helped By Kcee Hangsout With Kcee & Harrysong(pic by gfunkera(m): 5:39pm On Mar 13, 2016
Kcee looks like the joker in the first pic, that dude is a clown.
CelebritiesRe: Lady With The Biggest B0*0bs In Nigeria Releases New Photos by gfunkera(m): 6:56pm On Jul 07, 2014
i swear u'll tell my story when i'm done with u. just send your personal info to me "personally".
Abukia404: Uncle pls tell us a story...
CelebritiesRe: Lady With The Biggest B0*0bs In Nigeria Releases New Photos by gfunkera(m): 6:49pm On Jul 07, 2014
funny enof d "twins" were still erect d last time i saw her, but she wasnt really all that . from my experience , my girls that we dudes lust after aint all that in bed. But i respect her hustle though, from owerri to ph to ajah in less than 3 yrs is not an easy feet, most of them fade away still on the hustle.
shithapuns: somehow i blv u, {her pic is allover badoo, tons of pic, so it cnt be a case of impersonation,,,,she go b runz gal, but if the sex ws nt goodd, y go more thn 2x?,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, the boobs must be all sagged now, nuthing tht big can succesfully defy gravity,,,,,,,,,,,I BET her fav position was lying on her back,,,,,,sitting down topless ,, wud be a no no 4 her cos gravity strikes with a vengence in tht position
CelebritiesRe: Lady With The Biggest B0*0bs In Nigeria Releases New Photos by gfunkera(m): 3:54pm On Jul 07, 2014
i have done her a couple of times, big boobs but not all that. d sex was wack too, she is more into girls than dudes
BusinessRe: Why Do Street Vendors Lie About Having Smaller Denominations Of Naira Notes? by gfunkera(m): 6:34pm On Jul 16, 2013
GEJ makes em do it
Car TalkRe: Made-in-Nigeria Limousine And Hummer Jeep! by gfunkera(m): 6:00pm On Jun 25, 2013
abeg wetin be d name of that cartoon, I don wan watch am for youtube since like 4ever.
RomanceRe: Miss Nairaland June 2013 - Elimination Round 1 by gfunkera(m): 11:08am On Jun 03, 2013
graise
Vanenni
Nikkyshyne
SleekChic
Music/RadioRe: 'Iyanya Vs Desire' Album Launch In Abuja (Pictures) by gfunkera(m): 8:36am On Feb 27, 2013
Anybody wey know Esther full names I go give am 100k. I wan add am 4 facebook ! I have been searching for her 4 quite some time now.
SportsRe: Is Emmanuel Emenike The Heir To Rashidi Yekini by gfunkera(m): 2:22am On Feb 07, 2013
I love Emenike, but pls don't compare him to Yekini. Ha, Yekini could sure kick a ball, hin shot na die abeg. As my cousin used to say back then, One Yekini, One goal.
Nairaland GeneralRe: How Do You Manage Anger? by gfunkera(m): 1:42am On Jan 25, 2013
I smoke weed
HealthRe: How Often Do You Exercise Your Body? by gfunkera(m): 1:33am On Jan 25, 2013
I do it @ least 5 times every week. F**king no be small work !
PoliticsRe: 11-man Panel To Probe Police Colleges’ Rot by gfunkera(m): 1:03am On Jan 25, 2013
Jonathan can so love committee sha. Anyway dis committe is D.O.A (dead on arrival) cos the members are part of the police system and they now want to look into money approriated to d police force. Why didn't they just choose people without links to the police. I dare to say some, if not all are part of the rot in d system. Let's wait and see d outcome.
PoliticsRe: British High Commission Visits Tinubu (Pics).. by gfunkera(m): 1:38pm On Jan 24, 2013
musiwa12: there is no title call the Asiwaju of Yorubaland.

tinubu did not run for president because he will not be able to win yorubaland.. i will win the whole of yorubaland..he did not want to be disgraced at home like obasanjo.. even kwara and kogi i will win because i live there for several years..
i think the first thing you should learn is how to construct a sentence without making mistakes. dumb f**k
Foreign AffairsRe: North Korea Nuclear Test Will Be Part Of Fight Against U.S. by gfunkera(m): 1:00pm On Jan 24, 2013
mmmustapha: hav u taken ur medicine
i think u are the one who needs medication, let me quote Obama some years back when he was asked on CNN if he was bothered about the N.K threat or attack from N.K. Obama said, N.K cannot withstand the might of the United States military.If them try am, their own go worse pass Hirosima.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Man Carries Buckets Of Water With His Eyelids by gfunkera(m): 3:42am On Jan 24, 2013
Wuse2: He is possess, do u need to buy property in Abuja,contact me jessywil@yahoo.com
. He might be possess(ED) but u r trying to scam people here. Only an idiot will believe u
PoliticsRe: Fashola Is Fatigued Of Ideas – Lagos PDP by gfunkera(m): 3:31am On Jan 24, 2013
PDP just wants dis lagos by force sha ! I am not an ACN fan per se, but fashola is trying is best, if the PDP which is d ruling party wants lagos, I feel what they need to do is showing d people that they mean well my embarking on clear and definite projects which will be glaring for d people to see so they can have a change of heart, and vote for their party. I don't think they can ever get lagos by just bad mouthing ACN cos d people will be so hard to convince besides d states they have been winning since the days of Obj, how has d citizens of those states lives changed for the better. PDP is not getting lagos for a long time unless ACN bleeps up big time, don't forget that lagos is d goose that lays d golden egg for ACN and they will do whatever to keep d state.
PoliticsRe: How Will You Rate Jonathan's Interview With Amanpour? by gfunkera(m): 3:17am On Jan 24, 2013
I didn't watch the interview, but if want I just read on this thread is true, then GEJ is not it. When he was asked about d oil theft and he said he needs d int community, that means he just agreed that the oil theft will continue and he can do nothing about it. The oil being stolen is taken to the western world and sold to them @ cheaper prices, how does he now expect them to help him when it pays them that way, he just admitted right there that he is incapable of policing our borders and d theft goes on. He also wants to fix d chain b4 d bulb can light, Jeez, what sort of answer is that? That dude right there has no PHD men. He answered d question like a 2yr old. Bulb can light *SMMFH*
CelebritiesRe: Photos From Ibinabo Fiberesima's Birthday Party by gfunkera(m): 10:13am On Jan 18, 2013
i was actually waiting for people to come out and condemn her for having a party. she has done her time in prison and has to continue living, most people who pass through such situations have the psychological trauma and stigma following them for the rest of their lives and i am sure she still gets such treatment too.
i wish her a happy life .
RomanceRe: Are Guys Scared Of Dating Or Marrying Working-Class Ladies? by gfunkera(m): 5:47pm On Jan 15, 2013
i wouldn't dream of dating a lady that doesn't work or have a source of income.
RomanceRe: The Most Romantic Statement You Can Tell A Nigerian Babe by gfunkera(m): 10:13am On Jan 06, 2013
That's quite simple. Its ... MAGA DON PAY ! Works like magic .
Nairaland GeneralRe: Are The Young People Of Today Very Lazy And Materialistic? by gfunkera(m): 11:16am On Nov 17, 2012
i believe by young people, u mean ladies. the answer is "YES"; and wayward too ! kiss
CelebritiesRe: Nkiru Sylvanus Loses Appointment As Special Adviser To Governor Rochas Okorocha by gfunkera(m): 6:04pm On Nov 14, 2012
can someone pls enlighten me? what's d use for a special assistant on lagos matters, when you are in d east. does that mean d governor has a special assistant for every state? Nigeria is a dead country? can someone get a casket?
PoliticsRe: Presidency Bans Ministers From Phone Calls During Meetings With GEJ by gfunkera(m): 5:13pm On Nov 14, 2012
the minister's probably know that the meeting is a farce and just a waste of time, whats d use of being attentive when you know that it's all a fiasco.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Habits You've Had Since Childhood? by gfunkera(m): 11:50am On Nov 14, 2012
using water to clean my ass after going to d toilet...i can never ever use tissue paper, even when i was abroad and the weather was cold. i go use hot water.
washing my hands anytime i see water.

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