₦airaland Forum

Jeon:
because of recharge card nah you dy ynaw like.

abeg move

Leave me and my yawn abeg. you no be redpiller secretary so you no fit understand the gravity of this sin

Jeon:
instead of you to repent, seek the Lord for forgiveness so that you name will be cancel from the book of death. and you are here talking rubbish.

Shebi na you write my name there na, low budget Gabriel Jesus

For the first time in as long as I can remember, I jus committed a big simp. Those of us on nairaland here know how big a crime it is to simp and I can just feel the guilt eating me up from the inside.
To cut the short story long, I met this fine ass girl a while ago, and after throwing a few lines her way, I fished her number and I have been baiting her with the usual text, calls and whatsapp ish.
Now, this girl isn't half bad when it comes to looks, and she seems like a good balance of streets and good and she isnt an old newspaper too. Man here was already down for wooing her and shii. Now here comes the important part; she billed me for call card. Now, I am nowhere near the executive members of SMAN, but still I am very prudent how I spend my money, but I still fell into temptation and simped.
I have been beating myself up since morning over how I fell for the old trick, and I have to seek forgiveness from the record keepers of Simps to not write my name down.
I promise to inform you before it ever happens again.


paulolee
mosdii

Na for NDLEA to arrest Tinubu remain

o ye of little faith, instead of them to keep praying, they decided to destroy them

most likely a quack doctor, else he would know hiv cant be transmitted through drinking water

This story is getting Interesting, let's wait for the part 2

This government might just get rid of her to keep the information hidden. Hope she stays safe

schizophrenia is genetic, and as such you might need to place your younger bro on the same mads as your other bro. Also sit down and pray, let your faith work for you.

Lol the dude looks like an old woman

ThEGodFaThEr104:
Las Las!

just a lil bit more, don't give up yet. You might just sound smart before the end of the day, although I highly doubt it

ThEGodFaThEr104:
OLODO! E pain am enter body

keep trying, you are almost there

ThEGodFaThEr104:
Original Mumu! Who asked for your irrelevant comment

wow, nice try. Maybe next time you'll actually sound smarter. That's an E for effort tho

ThEGodFaThEr104:
Gibberish as usual from an Ewedu gulping Afonja with numerous pussy cat-like tribal marks.

The reply of the guy above you was smart, but see how you replied eh, it just shows the limit of your mental capacity. Next time take hints from others, you don't have to be tribalistic to be savage

noleflendum:
mynd44
Seun
Rule 2

ooooh, big boy can't handle a little heat eh. it's aiit, we know your ilk, 30k sellouts

There is a reason Chinese Generals are always at the forefront of every battle, so that they can see the effect of their actions live and direct.
Now what were we talking about again

dvdwed:
You and your likes are cursed. Do you even think this Buhari government will last another 5 months.

Yorubas always selfish and power hungry, liars , all because of power and what to eat, 'atenuje' kee you all.
They brought this calamity on Nigerians.
Posterity will judge you all.

Hollup, don't play the tribe card, yorubas voted more for buhari don't mean other tribes didn't do their due quota. And also anybody that plans to vote tinubu, regardless of where they come from deserves to be killed and have his generation erased to prevent future idiocy.

she is your gaddem wife, if the sex isn't affecting your financial life and your health, then it is your duty to perform in za oda room

what a load of crap. stupid article

Simplyleo:
They asked you to open your bank app, and you happily did knowing very well you have 288k balance.

Pls what do you expect from the hungry cops? May be they will demand for your acc number so they credit your account with another 288k abi?

I stand with you, he should have fought gidigbo with the policemen and even give them a couple of slaps for asking him to open his bank app

Trenteee:
Tinubu can remain your lord or whatever he is in the southwest. He shouldn't spread his corruption to other parts of the country. He can become your southwest president but not a Nigerian president.

Yo, those of us that were born and present in Lagos when tinubu was in charge know that he must not become president of anything at all. all these people supporting him are either under 20 or people not from Lagos so you can't really blame them they are just doing "them say" to support him.

let me take a wild guess and say that his first case will be to acquit tinubu of all charges

I like the idea the man has, my only problem with him is how he fights his battles from miles away.

what else were you expecting him to say, when he already had a political post. It is like expecting all those boko sponsors to publicly support their northern killer project. Kolewerk

The way tribalists type on this forum, makes me wish y'all was just braindead instead. At least we'll have some peace

longetivity:
Christian and Muslim nation' wants to fight

israel is only 2% christian

what manner of blasphemy is this

If you do get caught, beaten up,.defiled or killed because of taking a guys money without fulfilling your end of the bargain, remember you could have ended the whole matter by just returning the money