₦airaland Forum

rowosky:
The best Presidential Candidate so far.
But sadly, he won't win.
I trust Nigerians on that.

We haven't suffered enough.

I tell you, sometimes I think we revel in suffering. There is a road to life and another to death and we still choose death even with the sign "do not go" printed in block letters

Nerogaming01:
It's a word we use here in Southern Jupiter. I heard in some places on earth its called; whipping.. brushing, writing.. wiring, praking and collecting

comrade, try to be calming down

lol, imagine expecting a righteous candidate to win either pdp or apc primaries. It ain't possible, so Mr. Obi had to swerve to where he had any chance at all of contesting for president.

Nigerian political godfathers will never ever let a semi-decent man get into positions of power in their parties (apc/pdp) especially after his stint as governor actually made the citizens lives better.

Lamba

more points for why you should tos-p your spouse b4 marriage

this is anoda angu, the kid may not be yours. She might've had doubts during pregnancy and the birth maybe just confirmed it and she is now feeling guilt and confusion.

I am most likely wrong, but I'm just looking at it from a different angle

UyaiIncomparabl:
Lol. You still had to tell me to keep quiet.

Don't try that next time. We aren't agemates. I get your type 10× for house. Na NL cause am.

that's cute, now please stop talking

UyaiIncomparabl:
This is no argument, so forget it.

As I said before, 500k is an average salary. And what comparison does 50k have to do with 500k? When you are calling monthly stipends? 50k follow?

Na average money, biko.

please ma, keep kwayet. 500k in present Nigeria is rich. Maybe you are not based in Nigeria with the way you are yarning

front page material right here. He who has ears .....

itaewon:
hahaha otondo
we no dey assemble for here we dey manufacture, i mean a standard one not does chinese substandard vichicle.
we dey export to other africa countries like rwandan,niger republic and south sudan to the extent of europeean country like belarus...
we no be mate abeg.

learn to applaud the success of others regardless of your own accomplishments. Either that or learn how to stfu

I think the holy communion should not be denied anybody regardless of their political and moral stance

killmods:
Look at this almajiri with ur mumu face... yen yen yen. How much u get? In fact how much u done make for ur entire existence. So that's ur definition of high standard lady
No go learn how to make money dey find man when go sponsor u. News Flash no man wants a liability: it's even sweeter when u both can take care of ur personal needs. No be say u want bathe u go first call me. Thunder fire ur bent mouth. Idiot

take it easy on the poor girl, make she no call her boyfriend to buy tissues for her to dab her tears

I'm soo disappointed in seun for this one-sided oath taking crap we have to do before commenting on these stupid, useless topics

The day I have to kill for and defend my god from men, that is the day he stops being my god and I instead become his god.
Y'all should understand that a god that needs man to defend and kill for it is just useless

TONYE001:
Trying to figure why "??large vaginal tears" would kill the lady. The best that may happen should be abrasions due to poor lubrication. Abrasions are superficial lesions. No major bleeders expected here.

Even if they used objects to amplify their sexual stimulation, this is still unlikely.

Even terrible bleeders from episiotomies are well controlled and there's no haemodynamic compromise.

Medically speaking, this story is unlikely to be true.

Medically speaking, this story may not be true.

She most likely would've does from an overdose, the abrasion was unnecessary added detail

iamswizz:
china the only country that can never be sanctioned.

they have their own whatsapp
they have their own facebook
they dont lick ass

infact china fit sanction USA

you forgot to add that they also have a big as* population, hence a big market

the notice should have come three to six months before the time you are expecting to vacate depending on your type of tenancy

Kayberg:
Getting married is not an issue, but being ignorant of some things is the issue.

Tell your friend to mark the menstrual cycle of his wife for 3 months, divide the days by 3; the result is her cycle.
Then count 7 days after her period ends, lay with her, get yourself a son.

Or better still, note her ovulation day. Lay her that day.

this is dumb asf

Racoon:
“A god who let us prove his existence would be an idol.” -Dietrich Bonhoeffer

even the idols in my village don't need men before they strike people down

Guess this
"surprise motherfucker"

You no too ment, na just small ment. But fr, you are spitting facts

you are lucky she/he didn't give you the notice six months before the expiration of your rent. So as your rent dey finish, you go pack out straight. Not one extra days as jara

did I just see kids holding banners?

Johnnycastro18:
If not for this news, If I see this one for bush nah to just run oh

even after this news, I go still run. Make I no go jam real snake, call am butterfly

How developed is her reproductive anatomy?

Go get a vasectomy, so you know you'll be shooting blanks

DrFunmisticGlow:
if you did CVS and it is confirmed that the genotype of the unborn child is SS then my sister, ABORT!!

You will suffer alone o!! You will regret and gnash your teeth.
Don't use your two legs to enter wahala.

I am tired of writing about this issue.

Better abort and get a divorce, then look for an AA guy to marry. That your partner is not a good person. He is irresponsible!!The lord is showing you red flags and you are asking stupid question

The partner is irresponsible? Did you gloss over the part where he didn't want to have further children after they got lucky with the first one?

haknnwaley:
What do you expect him do? Question the authority? In case you didn't know, VP position is more of an adviser..
He is the best man for the job cos he's seen all the problems, identified them and hopefully knows how to tackle them. God help us he gets the ticket and there's then hope for this country..

He could've stepped down. Staying in that position just shows what kind of character he is

ifex370:
If he had resigned earlier. This gimmick would have been more believable.

But they're all the same.

Swears man. the fact that a PASTOR could comfortably sit as a vice to this evil government and still have the guts to declare for presidency shocks me

Kollins11:
Guyz, I'm talking from experience. Please don't visit brothel again because soon you will be addicted to it and by then it will be too late for you to quit. You won't be able to save money because you will be eager to taste almost all the young girls pussies in the brothel (including those evening newspapers you're shying away from)

You will want to explore by searching/looking for new brothel to visit because you feel you have handled almost all the ladies pussies in the previous brothels. Before you know it, your body count will be over 40 and still counting...

You won't be able to look for a decent girl (YES! They're still decent girls but few) to call your girlfriend because you will feel all girls are into runz. Don't let nairaland guys congratulate you for becoming be a man. Most of them are battling with this same addiction.

I don't want to be typing much... But, Guyz please stop now that the time is still young. Infact it's better to look for a girlfriend then visit brothels. I just adviced you guyz like the way I will advice my own blood brother.

Please Stop.

Some gf dey fab money pass ashy from guy hand oo

Kobojunkie:
I tell you... the way God take design and build the human digestive system is quite amazing...m anything you throw at it, so long as it can grind it down to suck out nutrients and push the rest out as poo... all is good..

E no matter how unsightly the source looks, so long as it can pass the digestive tract, na food e be.

you forgot to mention the diseases and expected viruses and shiite that comes along with the hearty meal

alsudan:
Happy 90th Birthday to the Iragbiji Born Criminal and drug peddler.

truly truly, Nigeria has gone to the dogs. see the antiques that are in positions of power