IconicR:
You are only opportuned to complain after six months else you are just being biased and sentimental

Why don't you make it four years, since you like seeking excuses for failure

BoldBrainz:

As a matter of speaking, yes.

That explains how you construct words

BoldBrainz:


My father is not responsible for the hardship that's gnawing at your thinking faculties, you dumb fvck!

Channel your frustration to the dusty Iragbiji drug-sniffing thief who imposed himself on your pathetic existence and is using hunger to incinerate your sense of reasoning.

Are you a writer?

E be like say eyes dey pain me o, na strong gbola I first see

Wait, there is literally an office for the first lady? Nigeria just dey play

Tflex01:
They should keep entertaining us till 2031.

Lol, with the way this administration started, you will need more than just entertainment

TheLoneCitizen:
The good thing about this start, it can't get any worse from here.

Lol, don't get your hopes up

Ikesimon:
Lol, it was during my 300 Level second semester exams. As per say na Exam period, sapa hold everybody. The last remaining foodstuff we had then was like 3 cups of beans. After studying all through the night, we were smoking weed in the in the early hours of the day, in preparation for the exam. My roommate suggested that we boil the beans with the remaining weed, so as to be agile in the exam hall. I reminded him that we aren't going for war, it's just an exam bruh!! Na so em kuku add the weed(without my knowledge, cos he was the one cooking).
Honestly...the beans was a sumptuous meal.
After getting checked into the exam hall, my whole body was in a frenzy. My eyes were as red asf. I started getting loquacious. Some of my female friends around me noticed everything, but they kept quiet and just enjoyed my show. Meanwhile, my roommate (he was also my course mate) was fighting in the exam hall with one cultist, over a matter in which he was clearly at fault. Exam don start, I couldn't write, cos I couldn't remember shit. Oya naw, Copy from your neighbor....I couldn't see shit. I was under pressure. I had to bribe a school security guy who was used as an invigilator, he had to change me to a Seat near one brilliant guy. Na that guy help me with some clearly written out answers. It's been years now, and I can't help but smile.

Guyyy, the thing is the high from cooking with weed is even more than smoking

A cute babe took me out to eat ( yeah, I know; e shock me too) and the chicken tasted funny, so I couldn't deal with it the way I wanted to. Ended up wasting a whole lot of it, and it cost quite a lot (and no be me pay o), so I felt embarrassed throughout.

Coffee contains caffeine. Now go ahead and check the effects of caffeine on the body

Namaster:
Everybody wants to Bleep your child.

From the moment your female child starts crawling, she's a Bleep-target. It doesn't even matter if she's ugly as Bleep.

They want to Bleep her!

From a 9-year old boy to a 90-year old grandpa. All of them are lining up to Bleep your daughter with weird-looking dicks.

There's no Bleep-cap for your daughter. People will ALWAYS want to Bleep her! Unlike boys that have to be exceptionally good-looking or successful to get incessant Bleep offers.

Remember that neighbour that calls your 7-year old daughter "my wife"?

Guess what?

Yup! He DEFINITELY wants to Bleep her.

What's even worse:

Despite the plethora of men that want to Bleep her, your daughter will VOLUNTEER to Bleep the worst possible ones among them.

That's right! That guy that makes you feel like EXTREME uselessness bleeped EXTREME crassness is the one she'll gladly Bleep.

She'll Bleep the guy that is most likely to bring the greatest shame to your family. And she'll love it. A lot.

And there's absolutely NOTHING you can do about it.

Otherwise, society will condemn you as uncivilised. Same society will fill your daughter's head with sexual contents 24/7.

Then, society will bring it home by giving your daughter a platform where she'll be worshipped for whoring!

If you have a daughter in the 21st century, you're COMPLETELY FINISHED!

You spewed vulgarity, but you are right. Raising a girl child in this generation is a herculean task

Freshtruth:
This guy done carry concrete tire. Hardship too full him face I pity d people he dey rep one thing he no go do.

You think because he looks like a hustler, a hard worker, that he won't do anything for his constituents. Stereotype much?

BATified2023:
Nigerians hope u can clearly see their Igbo agenda?
These are the people that will lord over u in your various states once u make d mistake of falling for their Igbo agenda

Imagine they filling ordinary control room with igbos n ordinary crew is filled up with igbos to the extent ifeanyi eze is the coordinator for sokoto

Do u think they will place u on the same level with all these igbos?
Use your head n understand that peter obi is ipob plan b n winning Igbo presidency is their own actualization of Biafra

These were the same people funding nnamdi kanu to cause chaos

Nigerians ronu before igbos use your head for u

Make they use am small, make we see as e go be..
As per say they no use am na im we dey where we dey so

agarawu1985:
See flat heads everywhere

IGBOS ARE MORE INTERESTED IN ELECTION IN SOUTH/WEST THAN IN THEIR REGION SOUTH EAST .

IS OUR LORD NOT WONDERFUL ? 😄😄😁😂😂😁😄


IF YORUBA PEOPLE LIKE MAKE DEM NO SHINE THEIR EYE...

Oga, face your northern politics and leave Yoruba out of your mouth. Yorubas want a better Nigeria

post=120638874:
What shall we call this?
Wasted Generation.


This is the only thing that is your own wahala in all of this?
Saying the OP is mad?
May God save your soul.
It is well.

You currently support APC, I don't think you have the high ground to call any generation a waste

CoronaVirusRelo:


Comedians!


Look at how they all looking hungry, malnourished and dirty!

Lots need food and not trekking!


Davido’s family is bigger than the numbers in rally

They need food, that's why they can trek to secure their future.

If to say billions or trillions of dollars dey offshore account for me like this ehn, I won't also care if a criminal becomes president.

Nigeria needs Obi

Gadafii:
Waiting for corn flakes to follow suit, as the grand ambassador of agbado


Emi low corn indeed, maybe Nigeria is your father property, bastard


Urchins please avoid me, make I no direct thunder to you

Emi low corn, I saw what you did there

So what we have on Peter Obi is that he created a tax haven, which isn't a crime...

okay

Good one

Mrfixitt:
This is January already nah. Shey your brain dey do anti clock wise ni ?

Shey you dey whine copy and paste ni?

Teddy0147:






Bro I’m a Christian the only reason I’m not voting tinubu is because of his health and old age…. Stop all this religious war.

Don't forget to mention his obscure past, his criminal record and his philandering tendencies. Anyone who lived in Lagos during his tenure should know better than to vote for him

Dilaxgraphix:


We were advised against using English medicine �, she's getting treatment locally.

Wow, and you sef follow the advice ba.

Better hope that's a non-venomous snake or sorry is your case

No be this Babatunde Sherlock Fashola wey find that camera wey no lost for Lekki that time?

iSense247:
On 25th February, 2023, Mr Ancestor Ahmed Tinubu shall be disgraced and retired from politics permanently. Nigerian youths are ready for him.

I am also a card carrying member of PDP in Osun State but my vote is for Peter Obi. I love my future more than my stomach. Yoruba ni mi tokantokan sugbon Peter Obi ni choice mi ni 2023 election.

O gba tan, I'm an apc card carrying member in Lagos, but na PO we dey vote for

Igbek76:


Some see opportunities while some see total dissolution. Prepare to wail more next month.
We can not because of your lazy mind miss the progressive leadership of Asiwaju.

If you consider these few years under our dear president Buhari to be one of opportunities, then I pray for the rest of your days on earth, may your life and that of your family be overshadowed with the said opportunities Nigeria experienced under Buhari.

Oya say amen

Pls drop the video of his speech, let us hear another banga

Imagine make I stand for sun for hours, one pesin come say he no go pay me my full money; na comot I go comot him trouser.

Funny enough, I saw the same thing happen on Tuesday at Abeokuta when Dapo was doing campaign

Praktikals:
Shinedu!

Lol, for your tribalistic mind ba

Praktikals:
I dont want my child to be a Liar and thief like Peter Pandora (The lying machine).

Obi (61 years old) is not sharp. The other time he was saying Dino, stop it, like a slowpoke. And recently, his partner in the Labouring in vain Party (a.k.a Losers party) was crying on a national tv, like a bush baby.

Na Peter you wan vote for before? Say amen to the prayer and move aside, alainironu kobo

ShenTeh:
Ah Oga olopa ewo ntepe!
Amuni nje amuni, ewo tunni 'ooni bo mbe'?
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Adura ni, kii se epe

Lol, when Palma and her five sisters dey available 24/7.

Only time I can value pussy is if it can make me money (Tate style or plus)