₦airaland Forum

Tinubuadvocate:
I'm not from osun neither from lagos proudlyondo boy but more a lagosian. Dont worry about sending me back to osun.

Mtchew, you no even be lagosian, come dey yarn dust

I've been saying this since, and this chart reinforces it, with the IGR of Lagos, even a four year old will manage the state economy and infrastructure as well as the present administration

It's like some people have never heard of family planning..
Either that or chop off your John Thomas

APCnaPDP:
That’s the bitter truth. Obi cannot win in 2023. However, what he has done via his supporters is a big win for Nigeria. If his supporters can continue to demand good leadership, Nigeria will get it right in few years time.
God bless Nigeria.

Why wait until it is late when we can get said good leadership now

Giving them new names, like Lagos state Parks and Garages.... mtcheew

Conner44:
It’s not a matter of being in the medical field or not. It’s something that if you haven’t experienced before no matter who or what you are you must be confused

How can someone who is engaging in an activity with you just fall asleep abruptly in the middle of the activity? Breathing normal, temperature normal and heartbeat/pulse at the normal bpm?

When it happened to me I thought I had killed the lady. Wore only boxers and tip-toed to call a particular neighbor who was a guy living with his cousin, they came and assessed the situation and started saying “ah . . . You don kee person pikin”. Then he put his ears to her chest and heard her heart beating and said we should calm down, that she’s still alive and breathing. We shook her, slapped her, yelled her name lie lie, no response this was happening around 1am in the midnight.

They even suggested that she was a witch and she has carried my sperm to their coven for meeting, that my own have finished in this life. He sent his bro to run to their room and bring onions to cut and pinch the liquid into the lady’s eyes in case it was epilepsy or convulsions that was wrong with her but lie lie, still no response.

It was when the younger bro decided to run and start packing their load to travel the next morning before police got involved in the case that I and the elder one were brainstorming about what to do with the body of the girl then suddenly she woke up and sat up in bed looking at the both of us, confusion visible in her eyes. We were both surprised and were just staring at her back with our mouths wide open fear on our faces. It was after like 10 seconds that she held her face and started crying that her eyes were paining her that we were shaken out of our trance.

I didn’t even allow her stay one extra second in the house, I told her to wear her clothes and pack her things and leave the house. This was about 1:30am. I was already sure in my mind she was a witch and she has successfully used me in their coven. I chased her out at that unholy hour and then attended church unfailingly for the next one year trying to cleanse my spirit in case my sperm was already sitting on Lucifer’s table in hell.

It wasn’t until 5 years later that I got exposed to the true happenings of that night in a journal I read that explained the phenomenon of ‘La Petit Morte’ , I suddenly grew cold and knew I messed up. I disgraced that poor gentle lady for nothing. Such a beautiful lady.

Truly, ignorance is a disease. I still pray to see her one day to beg her for forgiveness. She told me she never dated and I thought she was lying not realizing that she had a sexual condition that hampered her relationship with ignorant men.

You were lucky, not everyone who passes out will wake up without medical attention...
I know i shouldn't even be shalayeing to you, but I'll advise you not to feed bull to others

Conner44:
If you’ve never encountered such a situation then keep quiet until you do. There’s a clear difference between little death and all those other medical conditions you listed up there.

Wow, how would I even know...
I guess being in the medical field comes second to having encountered such a situation once.

You were lucky mate, just don't risk it.

Conner44:
I once had an encounter like this and it wasn’t funny. I thought the lady was dead but her heart was still beating. I had to call my neighbors to help me but when we were contemplating on what to do with the body the lady came back to life. It was a memorable night.

Guys listen up, whenever you’re having sex with a lady and she passes out or faints and stays like that for a while, please don’t fret. It’s simply a situation called La Petite Mort aka The Little Death and it affects 5% of sexually active females on this planet.

This situation occurs when the female is experiencing an orgasm, she goes into a state of partial coma and won’t respond to touch, sound or any external stimuli until the phase passes (usually after about 10-15 minutes).

Many ladies are plagued by this peculiar condition and it makes them withdraw into themselves for either fear or shame but I want you guys to understand that this condition exists in our society today. When next you’re having sex and the lady acts like she’s dead , please don’t panic. Just take a few minutes to refresh yourself and get ready for another round when she wakes up. You just succeeded in sending her to cloud 9 and she will be very grateful to you for your understanding if you learn not to freak out during the episode.

And as for the ladies that have this condition, I want you to know that you are very special and beautiful. I understand what you pass through during intercourse and I will do my best to sensitize my fellow brothers as to your plight.

Your talk is dead on arrival, how can you, as a layman, differentiate between "La Petite Mort" and any of the more serious, potentially fatal medical issues that she might be having, ranging from and not limited to cardiac arrest, asthmatic attacks, or even neurological disorders.

Abeg, if you knack and the girl passes out or in unresponsive, please call for help to avoid stories that touch

Fahvvy:
Please look up the definition of depression, and then read his post again ....

I just did, he doesn't sound depressed, mostly apathetic. Being apathetic is ONE of the symptoms of depression, it doesn't translate to depression per se

Fahvvy:
Na wa for the guys above me o ....

Someone is talking in a way that clearly yells "depression" and rather than say something uplifting, y'all are making light of the matter ...

OP sir...
Once upon a time I too felt that nothing about life was interesting, so much so that I couldn't even motivate myself to doing anything profitable at all...

I just did what I had to do at the moment as a routine and that was all, but the one thing that helped me out of it was...

I looked beyond me...

I discovered that once I put other people's problem first (I sincerely hope you understand the context), and put my mind into helping them with their problems, my own problems didn't seem as much of an issue...

So maybe you could try volunteering in NGO's that helps street children and orphans or maybe you could dedicate yourself to being a worker in your church...

Either ways Sha...
Take God seriously, only He alone can help you find meaning in life...
Good luck chief....

He doesn't sound depressed, just apathetic and lacking motivation.

lolu2019:
u dey craze.u dey compare ikotun with all doze waterlogged areas in d east.I dey live for governor road.

Governor road na better area na, Ikotun isn't a mess but it ain't far from one either. I literally pass there almost every day, and I dey enter there steady so I should know.

That is a good road, not bad
Na my area be that, so I no even need videos to know.. But still fam, doesn't mean he made Lagos.
And legacy project or not, a governor should not expect lauds for doing his duty. It is his duty to do, so that is a good stretch of road but doesn't really stand for much (especially when you consider what he didn't do, and the savings he created with Lagos money)

LegendHero:
Since 1998, Asiwaju opponents have always brought up all this jargons and he defeated them at every cycle in his life.

David Hyundai won’t be the first and he won’t be the last. Obasanjo men did more than this and they even had to go all to the way to the FBI with their calumny and yet Asiwaju trashed them ALL.

I’m happy for Hyundai tho, he found a base of IPOB cretins and I’m sure they will be donating to him. Reno and Deji also milked them dry before dumping them.

Now that the albino fugitive Kanu is in prison, Simon Eba can’t seem to get much donation again, David Hyundai getting his own share of donations, Peter Pandora getting his own from the deluded diaspora base paying ticket to watch Obi

Yekini Amoda Ogunlere (Previously Tinubu) will be our next president.

Funny thing is this David Hyundai always somehow finds facts and receipts to back up his claims..

If I weren't so blind to the truth, I might actually believe him. But hell nah, I'd rather not use my brain; its too stress inducing

Rozross:
There’ll be nothing like idp camp when Omo iyaloja becomes the president, he was right when he told us he has solutions to Nigeria’s problems

Okay I just have to assume you are trolling, because you most definitely cannot believe what you are typing

Even when pushing the same ideology, you still fall slave to tribalism

Lanretoye:
your relatives are ingrate and liars,partly irresponsible cos they lied to you so that you won't ask them for help.
They fact that they were employed by the last alone and they will still be on that Playlist till today is enough reason to appreciate bat.the era of bat was the beginning of lagos state teachers turning point.

Right, because I told you I asked for help, or even needed their help..

Continue speaking from an outsider's perspective, no wonder y'all see the honey coated side of issues. If we ask now, you most likely haven't even worked with the state government b4, but you know more than those who worked there. Kudos to you

KingKO22:
NIGERIANS SHOULD AVOID IPOB PATRON PANDORA OBITUARY BECAUSE HE IS A FAILURE AND SCAM PACKAGE BY IPOB TO OVERTAKE NIGERIA

How can I queue behind a man who did NOT employ a single teacher in Anambra in 8 years and leave a man under whose leadership teachers were kings and Queens in Lagos? I craze?

How can I stand with a man with no single investment in Anambra in 8 years and jettison a man with several investments in Lagos? I ma*d?

How can I support a man under whose leadership State medical doctors went into strike action for 13 months leaving a man who e'en built more medical facilities in Lagos? Dem swear for me?

How can I run after a man whose name appeared in the list of corrupt politicians outside the country (Pandora papers) and leave a man with no single conviction? Mo ya wèrè ni?

How can I gravitate towards a man whose driver was caught with N250m he was trying to launder for him and leave a man with clean bill of slate in Lagos? Nígbàtí mi kìí se òdè.

How can I canvass support for a man who refused to pay salaries of workers of State Water Corporation Board for 7 years leaving over 200 of them to die in penury and abandon a man whose workers' welfare was a top priority? I no well?

How can I advocate for a man under whose leadership unwarranted killings (Akwuzu SARS) was rife and ignore a man with many firsts and milestones? I sick?

How can I evangelise politically for a man under whose leadership the State University in Awka went on 6-month strike action and forget a man who even donated N1B to the State University recently to further develop it? I drank Mpkurumiri ni?

How can I, in my sane state of mind drum support for a man who's been exporting job opportunities outside Nigeria in o'er 30 years by importing groceries and wines, devaluing our Naira and run down a man who invested heavily in the economy with many families � drawing their living standard from their? Mo fa'gbó yó ni?

How on earth can anyone tell me to leave gold for 'panda' àbí na Pandora?

Same Obi with no signature investment in Anambra?

Same Obi with no IGR growth?

Same Obi with no visible infrastructure?

Same Obi with no strong IGR?

Same Obi who invested public funds in his family business?

Same Obi who refused to conduct Local Government election for years under his watch?

Abeg, make una dey reason well na.

I chop winch àbí I dey craze to carry a liability for head like Gala? See, I'm not driven by emotions, but reality.

Asiwaju is a sellable product with sterling antecedents.

That your first paragraph na wash, I have relatives who served as teachers (public school teachers) under tinubu and they said the exact opposite of what you said..

Most of you urchins just moved to Lagos a few years ago and think you know the Lagos landlord more than folks that served during his tenure

matching shirts and caps, doesn't even remotely look like a rented crowd to me...

(inserts subtle sarcasm)

Once I saw the title, "Messi struggles" I knew it could only be Obembet

He can travel around because he didn't pay billions for his presidential party ticket

Tinubu can pull more than this crowd, all he needs do is distribute monetary inducement (circled)..

No be me talk am o, na him pikin write am for board

Omo Alimosho is APC main holding ground.. It will be interesting if they lose it to LP (although I doubt that is possible)

Food and diet, our meals are mainly carbs and fats and bingeing on it can cause accumulation of fats in the body. For ladies, fats mostly get stored in the belly, the upper arm, the yansh, thighs and the breasts. You should see naija ladies when they binge eat (which they do regularly) add the fact that they barely ever exercise and most of them love being couch vegetables, and you have your answer

jkpbestseries:
We need a young person from 20-65yrs

make the upper limit 75, some of our candidates still aren't eligible

femisplash:
They were playing Tinubu's anthem who wasn't at the venue- which shows true love but as soon as Obi entered, they were taking pictures with him - fake love. It's not about what people do in your presence but in your absence.

The band wasn't playing tinubu's song b4..
When Obi showed, "the band changed its song to Tinubu’s anthem, but without mentioning the name of Obi’s rival in the presidential race".

blamingthedevil:
The 5th Largest Economy in Africa

lol, you probably don't even live in Lagos

That's impressive, although evolution kinda devolved the legs of snakes, so I don't really see the need to give em legs again

The Eleyi of Ogun state

Is this supposed to paint Obi in a bad light? because this article will just do the opposite

Staphylococcus:


Comedians!


Lots of cowards that cannot face reality and be truthful and humble to their very own self!


Hoping for the impossible that will never happen!

This are one of the reasons Nigeria is backward, We look away from the glaring reality and hope for the impossible.

You, on the other hand, see the possible and side with the mediocre.. Only to start wailing after a couple of years

THAT is why Nigeria is backward

Making us proud