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RomanceRe: 14 Qualities Of My Future Wife by Ghosttt(m): 6:52pm On Jul 12, 2017
Ur signature makes more sense Dan this post.
RomanceRe: Just For Fun! What Will U Tell Ur Child by Ghosttt(op): 7:05am On Jul 11, 2017
7footre:
This one is strong o.... I will call him good son of a bad father and ask him to gimme a few minutes lemmi wrap up before I comman answer d essay biko
Lol better guy
RomanceRe: Just For Fun! What Will U Tell Ur Child by Ghosttt(op): 7:03am On Jul 11, 2017
indodon:
grin we are playing hide and seek
huh huh Oga d pikin go start to dy play hide and seek wit people's children ooo
RomanceRe: Confession Time - Have You Ever Peeped A Girl Bathing Before? by Ghosttt(m): 9:48pm On Jul 10, 2017
AndrewDex:
abi? Leave dem jor yeye people. But E 4 better if u share ur own wit us.
I dy come
RomanceRe: Confession Time - Have You Ever Peeped A Girl Bathing Before? by Ghosttt(m): 7:44pm On Jul 10, 2017
Ya'll had better nt cm and be acting as if u did nt commit such atrocities. Mine was funny ooo
RomanceRe: Every Woman Needs To Know This by Ghosttt(m): 7:30pm On Jul 10, 2017
Na wa oo. So this 1 nw na topic abi?
RomanceRe: Just For Fun! What Will U Tell Ur Child by Ghosttt(op): 7:25pm On Jul 10, 2017
adaksbullet:
I we telled mine child that his mother his fall on mine banana cool cool cool cool and I we gaved him money too go and by sweet cool cool cool
Bullet fall on u man. : cool cool cool
RomanceRe: Am Suspecting My Gf Of Cheating by Ghosttt(m): 5:29pm On Jul 10, 2017
madridguy:
Why not walk out of the relationship.
Abi nw
RomanceRe: Just For Fun! What Will U Tell Ur Child by Ghosttt(op):
Lionessza:
Lol, Lai Mohammed is a perfect ancestor for you grin
Lol knew u'd say dat. Nice doh
RomanceRe: Help!! I Think I Have Gotten Myself Into Trouble With This Girl From The Club by Ghosttt(m): 5:25pm On Jul 10, 2017
MrBrownJay1:
Write the text in between That part ][
thanks
RomanceRe: Just For Fun! What Will U Tell Ur Child by Ghosttt(op): 4:36pm On Jul 10, 2017
Lionessza:
Who do you descend from then? grin
I'm in no position to say.
But u can go ahead and Look at my earlier statement nd choose for me.
pls dnt mention Lai Mohammed abeg cheesy cheesy
RomanceRe: Just For Fun! What Will U Tell Ur Child by Ghosttt(op): 4:34pm On Jul 10, 2017
Lalas247:
Abi o
Na slap seff the pikin go get .. looks toooo young for parent to be explaining sh!t
Remember when I young dem no born us well to barge in our mumsie or popsie room say wetin happen .. you knock and if you don't hear response u keep it moving grin
Hahahaha babe hapu dat tin!
What if it was a room apartment. Will u knock as a kid before entering?

And abt the "u keep it moving if u no hear response" i'd say u've grown a bit to the level dat u knw what is goin on behind closed doors cos an innocent child will keep disturbing the parent until 1 of em comes out to reset his factRoy settings with a slap.
RomanceRe: Just For Fun! What Will U Tell Ur Child by Ghosttt(op): 4:28pm On Jul 10, 2017
sonofLuci:
Before I close my eyes and open it, disappear from here immediately.
Hahahaha hahahahahahaha typical African parent spotted. I 4 for u
RomanceRe: Can You Do This For Love? (graphic Photo) by Ghosttt(m): 4:26pm On Jul 10, 2017
Ekakamba:

Oboi, see lazy man salad oooo

Lettuce

Tomato

Onion

Garlic

and what's that whitish 'cummy' substance?
That's the cream mehn grin
RomanceRe: Just For Fun! What Will U Tell Ur Child by Ghosttt(op): 4:17pm On Jul 10, 2017
Lionessza:
I had fallen to the ground coming out of the shower and your heroic dad picked me up to resuscitate me grin.
Hahahahaha this is epic.
Descendants of Elijah spotted. shocked shocked
RomanceRe: Just For Fun! What Will U Tell Ur Child by Ghosttt(op): 4:16pm On Jul 10, 2017
SINZ:
We're about to make you a sister, Son. cool
Hehehehe. Dis will only increase the curiosity of the kid oo. U'll start hearing questions like. "Dad how will u make me a sister" or when I can I make a sister too
RomanceRe: I Mess(fart) A Lot by Ghosttt(m): 4:13pm On Jul 10, 2017
fart4mee:
cheesy cheesy grin kissTHIS IS FUNNY AND SERIOUS DEPENDING ON YOU PERSPECTIVE OF VIEW AND MORALITY OR SEXUAL ATTRACTION
to many guyz at least 85percent are digusted by a lady farting at any time anywhere, its a major sexual and emotional TURN OFF so no matter how beautiful a lady is, she become an OGRE OR OCS emmidiately she let one tiny fart loose out of her cute butt.. this set of guyz live a fairytale and fantansy life and reality , so they picture every lady as princess SNOWWHITE, the goddess ATHENA who are pure, so a lady must not BURP , SNEEZ, FART OR POOP AT ALL.. yet many of them still abuse women sexually or brutally when they are angry.. that is the highest level of hypocrisy

10percent of guyz and men dont really thinks its a big deal though they may not like it but they beleave its natural.. this set of guyz have the understanding ladies an women are human beings that also have human flaws and perfections so no big deal if a woman sneeze, burp, fart and poop

THE LAST 5PERCENT OF GUYZ ARE WHAT LADIES CALL PERVERTS AND PSCHO SEXUAL IMMORALS.. this guys are actually EPROCTAPHILLIA personality which means their major sexual arrousal and turn on is ladies fart or the site or image and video of girls and women farting.. they love ladie farting so much that they encourage their gitlfriend or wife to fart arround them.. if they are single they create immagination of ladies farting in their face, sometimes they download farting videos from the net to suit their sexual plessure.. if a lady that fart alot meet such a man people will think the woman actually CHARM HIM WITH LOVE PORTION because he will be whorshiping her life a small god..
so my sister you know your body situation and dont hide and pretend in a relationship to please any man.. its not whorth it.. so far so good you will need to free yourself one day and he will start having mix feeling.. guyz are always looking for excuses to leave a lady so its better to be with a man who ACCEPT YOU THE WAY YOU ARE AND EMBRACE YOUR FLAWS AND IMPERFECTION.. shocked
Sorry on wat grounds did u get ur analysis ?
RomanceJust For Fun! What Will U Tell Ur Child by Ghosttt(op): 4:00pm On Jul 10, 2017
Hope ur day has being productive? grin grin
I bet it was stressful to some while it was ok to others, well that's life for u.

Just for the fun of it, Ave been thinking a better lie i'd tell my kid if I were to be caught.

I'd say mum has a runny temperature goan get her cold water to drink grin grin

Oya over to u. Lemme see the descendants of Lai Mohammed, Linus Mba and Elijah cool

RomanceRe: Am Suspecting My Gf Of Cheating by Ghosttt(m): 3:49pm On Jul 10, 2017
Iykmann:
She is your girlfriend not your wife,she can screw with any man of her choice.if na lie report her to her parent
Bro dis ur comment fit make the op go jump for lagoon ooo
RomanceRe: Am Suspecting My Gf Of Cheating by Ghosttt(m): 3:37pm On Jul 10, 2017
madridguy:
Women, reasons to cheat shocked shocked shocked
Absolutely.
When u make her feel like she means ntng.

Bt this does nt mean dey dnt cheat even when u make her ur utmost priority
RomanceRe: Help!! I Think I Have Gotten Myself Into Trouble With This Girl From The Club by Ghosttt(m): 3:27pm On Jul 10, 2017
dayleke:
Lol @ comments...
Bro, you no try o.
[font=Lucida Sans Unicode][/font] hahahahaha this OP is in huge soup ooo.

Ooooo can sum1 pls explain how to use this font function on this platform? huh
RomanceRe: Girls Please Share Some Things Your Guys Have Said To Try To Sleep With You by Ghosttt(m): 1:48pm On Jul 10, 2017
Nancy737:
My guy will be like "Honey can we play arnd for some mins". grin
Hahahaha this 1 mus be a comedian. Lol next time e says dat, take him by his arm and start playing lol
RomanceRe: Girls Please Share Some Things Your Guys Have Said To Try To Sleep With You by Ghosttt(m): 1:47pm On Jul 10, 2017
Greenbullet:
I Dont beg ooo, I like it and I do not ask her, I just carry her to the bed and it starts,
One girl like that I carried to the bed was asking "where are you taking me to" , as I put her on the bed and began to suck her nipples she said what are you trying to do ,after romance na so I Starr penetration , o boy see moaning the girl wan die , she dey scratch my back like say I dey stab her . lol
Na man u be
RomanceRe: Here Are The Real Names Of Most Romancelanders You May Or May Not Know by Ghosttt(m): 1:40pm On Jul 10, 2017
NeeKlaus:
Spot on! I am a great fan of Nicklaus Mikaelson and I realized it somehow rhymed with my name.

So, I adopted it. smiley
Took a while bt I finally saw the golden selfless heart of nicklaus. At first I hated his arrogant character in d movie
RomanceRe: Here Are The Real Names Of Most Romancelanders You May Or May Not Know by Ghosttt(m): 1:34pm On Jul 10, 2017
NeeKlaus:
Nicholas.
Nice moniker. Reminded me of th series THE ORIGINALS grin
RomanceRe: Ladies: Stop Saying You Were Used And Dumped by Ghosttt(m): 1:31pm On Jul 10, 2017
1StopRudeness:
I think guys are the ones to blame for this...if men can stop making it look like their life desperately depend on sex.....women will naturally evolve and have something better to to bring to the table of companionship rather than their bodies....
Sex will no longer be seen as feminine leverage..but a separate balanced playing ground for both parties afterall, both parties are contributing their bodies....
But that's just a dream...men will always be men!!!
[color=#990000][/color][b][/b] well said bro.
RomanceRe: Ladies: Stop Saying You Were Used And Dumped by Ghosttt(m): 1:28pm On Jul 10, 2017
pocohantas:
It's the fact. Some ladies also feel used because they think they gained nothing from the guy, mustn't always be money. I believe in a relationship where both gained a lot from each other, even if they break up...they will still have this subtle reverence for themselves.
[/color] this is so true. Presently experiencing such with my ex[color=#000099]
RomanceRe: Romance Section Complain Thread For Complainers. by Ghosttt(m): 11:54pm On Jul 09, 2017
Diporlivo:
JUST BECAUSE I DISCOVERED YOU HAVE CHILDREN WITH YOUR MARRIED SIS.. DON'T GET MAD..KIP KALM
Haaaaa shocked

RomanceRe: Help!! I Think I Have Gotten Myself Into Trouble With This Girl From The Club by Ghosttt(m): 11:51pm On Jul 09, 2017
charlesyemmode:
Jxt get tortoise shell, Rapp am wit red cloth then tie bottle. mk sure say u keep am wer she go c am
Kikikikiki

RomanceRe: Help!! I Think I Have Gotten Myself Into Trouble With This Girl From The Club by Ghosttt(m): 11:49pm On Jul 09, 2017
smartty68:
Now that you've found real love you're running away from it... Shebi una say true love no dey again!!! Lemme not talk again sef...
https://thumbs.gfycat.com/OldfashionedDarlingCapybara-size_restricted.gif
Gbayii. U are mouthed
RomanceRe: Here Are The Real Names Of Most Romancelanders You May Or May Not Know by Ghosttt(m): 11:44pm On Jul 09, 2017
First name is God'spower. Love my name alot
RomanceRe: A Guy Who Doesn't Have A Place Of His Own Shouldn't KeepA Romantic Relationship by Ghosttt(m): 11:15pm On Jul 09, 2017
Everyone bashing the op like she stole generator. Well left to me I tink the op made a little point doh. In d sense dat she said *romantic relationship* meaning u can actually be in a relationship bt nt d romantic one. Cos dis days some guys will borrow apartment, borrow CD, borrow t.fare for the gal, borrow everything just to bleep

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