₦airaland Forum

Ryan03:
its your type that gives house of assemble guts to push for hate speech bill. Where is proof yo what you just type? If you are arrested to give account of this post, can you do it?

spoken like a true half-literate Nigeria police.

So all the gun shots were not enough to get the attention of the police?

Do you realise that the police indirectly aided this kidnap operation with their illegal mode of operation where they usually stop vehicles playing the road without any lawful reason? Only just to look for papers and driver's license?

If police are to only stop vehicles lawfully, these uniformed kidnapers won't find it so easy to operate like police in broad daylight kidnapping people and having the boldness to stay long on the road.

The illegal police operations aided the work of those thieves.

Demonic, illiterate, unprofessional useless Nigeria police will always make arrest even without any lead or evidence where they would normally question the tenants professionally, they arrest them .

The kind of daft they recruit into the police force.

SalamRushdie:
Buhari doesn't know the borders and customs are there to prevent smuggling in the first place.. ECOWAS should expel him

Nigeria is bigger than ECOWAS.

Dextre:
And murder..kidnap yound ladies,rape and kill dem. There isn't a day that a young girl isn't missing in SA. Just go twitter,someone go stilliss tmao laidis

lolz, these Zulus are some bunch of pathetic snowflakes with a very false perception about their worth.

soilsista:
I think we need to define the word: confused.

Gaint of Africa indeed

HIV and rape headquarters of Africa, how far?

TMKsouth:
Then why was he in such a rush to come perform down South so soon after he vowed never to set foot here again?

He's greedy and now crying out loud for the lost earnings.

Zulu gibbon, please rein in your pap escalated emotions. It is your organisers that listed Burna Boy, he didn't list himself.

Nigeria is Africa's music headquarters and that's a fact. So keep your insecure, bruised ego in check .

Sunisonflex39:
I met this girl two years ago, to cut long story short, she told me that she is in a relationship. I respected the fact that she has a guy and I stopped making advance as a gentleman. But I call as much as possible just to check on her.

Then one night, her boyfriend chatted me up on Whatsapp and as gentlemen, we talked about it like matured people and I told him I am not gonna stick around that he should talk to his girlfriend.

I asked how he got my number, he said he secretly took it from her phone because of the many calls and most times I call, both of them are together.

I asked him what has the girl been telling him about me, he told me she is saying we are just friends and nothing much.

II apologized to him and said I will watch my limits that he should talk to the girl himself about it.

Two days passed, I have stopped calling the girl like I used to, then on the third day she called and asked me why did I change all of a sudden that I no longer chat her up or call like I used to, she was being emotional, and as a good friend, I love her and wouldn't want to see her sad.

I opened up to her about what transpired between me and her guy and I begged her not to confront him. She was so mad at the guy for chatting me up after she has told him many times that I am "just a friend".

I told the girl that for the sake of her relationship, I don't want to stick around and I don't want to be the guy that breaks people's relationships.

The girl started crying and said I should not leave her, that I should at least be her best friend that she can't loss me..

I agreed to be the bestfriend so as to make her feel happy..

Fast forward to this week, the girl said she loves me so much and didn't know how to tell me before and she is kind of confused to chose between her guy and me. I told her that I love her too but she should not leave anybody for me that we should just continue being friends and see what the future holds because no one knows tomorrow.

Few days ago, the girl said she wants to have sex with me.. and even going as far as telling me the style she wants..

I respect the fact that she is in a relationship and I even told her about it, but she was having non of it.

Please nairalanders, what should I do.

you're the disgusting type of people no one would keep as a friend or trust. Very two-faced, hypocritical and deadly.

A girl told you she's in a relationship and you're still calling to "check up on her". Are you her guardian Angel? Deadly and plastic pretentious plague like you are very good in manipulation.

While calling and checking up on her, you were still passively wooing her with frequent calls and caring and in the same process jeopardising her relationship and you know exactly what you were doing. You stuck around her DM like a toilet revisionist fly pretending to be a friend when what you had in mind is manipulation and pushing your own agenda.

The boyfriend even called you to complain about the frequency of your chat with his girl and you went back to tell the girl . What a dripping gaping cunt you are!!!

Anyways, she's a confused LovePeddler and will still dump your wuzzy ass for another "friend" very soon.

Snaky creep!!!

anonimi:
Grandstanding in asking you for an alternative map?
A Freudian slip talking about yourself

I criticised your map for placing a prominent southern eastern city in the south south and your response was asking me to provide my own map or an alternative one?

The internet is birthing a very dangerous ego monsters on an ego trip.

Phew!!!

MGab25:
Some time ago, we came across the story of a man who eloped with his son’s girlfriend and that’s why we made up this post today to reveal the types of men you should be careful with as they can easily steal your woman.

1- Gym instructors:
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Most Gym Instructors are usually young, athletic, fit and attractive to women as they practice live in the Gym and are health conscious.

Gym instructors are known to perform horizontal acrobatics with their female clients regardless of their marital status.

The instructors don’t stress themselves to get a  woman as the ladies freely throw themselves at them once the effect of their inappropriate touches kicks in.

It’s common to hear stories of women cheating on their spouses with their Gym Instructor.

2- Photographers: 
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Second, on our list are Photographers. Photographers are fond of taking advantage of women; especially the young ones desperate for a super-dope shot and are ready to take on any position suggested by the photographer to make their pictures good enough for many Instagram Likes.

Another category of women that falls prey to photographers is female models as they often get offered free private shots and some promises (you know there’s a price attached to every free Thing right? Wink!). They also know how desperate the models are to add a lot of Professional Images in their Portfolio; they don’t mind being nude too.

I know of a friend who spends more than 4 Hours snapping a model in his tightly locked studio while I’m outside waiting for that long. He doesn’t let me be in the studio while he snaps as he said He always wants to get the best shot in every position possible for each of the models; but after the shot, they always come out of the studio Sweating and the model adjusting her clothes ….. [/b]What do I even know? I can swear they did nothing in there lol! .

[b]3- Pastors:
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Pastors are third on our list because rogue men of god understand the psychology of women and always take advantage of them.

They are very much aware that women often get emotionally needy and are very desperate for caring and listening ear, and a lot of women trust and respect their pastors more than their husband.

Some time ago, we read about a man whose wife was having an affair with her pastor and according to him, his wife prepares special delicacies for the pastor after he must have left for work; and she prepares horrible meals for the husband.

Rogue pastors most times take advantage of women during private prayer sessions.

4- Lecturers and Bosses:
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These days, news about Sex for marks gone wrong are making front-pages in the media, what about those that went as planned? When should we expect that information to be out?

We are in the era where your grades determine how easy or tough getting a job will be for you after school and lecturers are out there acting like Mini-gods, so imagine what ladies can offer for a pass!

Out of desperation for a good grade, students can be lured by the lecturer or vice-versa. The same thing happens in Job Promotions.

If only we can get a good survey on how many students pass out with a “Sexually Transmitted Degree”, most boyfriends and husbands will be disappointed.

5- ‘Just friends’:
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Lol! This category of Men approaches your woman just to be ‘just friends’ with her, so, guys you have to be careful with men your woman introduces as “Just Friends”… Whenever my Girlfriend tells me “Look, He’s just a friend”, I’m always like “I don’t understand this Just a friend package oo… Because I know what I did when I was Just a Friend ooo ”

Just friends stay in the ‘Friend Zone’ and will make you think they are comfortable being there, but they are just waiting for the right time to strike…. The right time when you’ve got issues with her and when she’s emotionally vulnerable and needs “Immoral support”.

Do you have any Suggestion? You can drop them in the Comment Section.

What do you think about this article?

https://www.entgist.xyz/these-are-the-types-of-men-that-can-easily-steal-your-woman/

Best article ever written in nairaland.

anonimi:
Kindly share one that is not foolish and puts Onitsha elsewhere.
Thanks.

is ontisha south South. Why don't you learn in humility and take correction instead partaking in a spineless internet grandstanding.

Ishilove:
The doctor's receipt. Each time I look at it, my blood boils, my hackles rise and I just feel like going around with law enforcement agents arresting every northern biker I see and hauling them back to the arid desert lands from whence they migrated from .

This receipt represents common sense and logic turned on it's head.

while Hausa/aboki are predominantly social and educational illiterates and are more dangerous in situations like this, it happens in every registration.

In Enugu while I was parked by the road with my door slightly opened for me to retrieve my phone from the car, a commuter Mitsubishi bus which left its sliding middle door opened, there by increasing the size of its width smashed my door and completely ruined my car.

Worse thing was that, it was its opened door that made contact with my car. The man came out and spoke Igbo while I was talking in English.

And that was the trick. Even one smelly, obsessed ugly woman cutting vegetables inside her shop which never saw the accident said it was my fault. While I was parked and not moving but the bus with a grotesque isuitc driver was moving with its door opened and it was the door that hooked my car.

Nigeria is a cursed place.

anonimi:
You can say that again.
Let us work on getting as many people's eyes opened to the reality before push gets to shove.


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This your foolish map when carry Onitsha put for Niger Delta

holaxi:
You might be right though cos I don't know what a guy and girl will be talking about at after 11pm for 43mins+. But I try my best for her. If my best isn't enough then she's free to do whatever pleases her. One bad thing about me is once I lose the feelings, there's no gong back.

how old are you that you don't know that once a girl you're in a committed relationship with chats/encourage a toaster it becomes a red flag?

You guys don't have any rules or barrier in relating with the opposite sex?

We can comfortably say that Nigeria can execute a trade war with Ghana successfully. We can also cripple their economy with smooth ease.

If you add the fact that we give Ghana gas at a pittance, then I can conveniently tell you that Ghana exists solely for the pleasure of Nigeria

Do these ignorant, poorly oriented Ghana-dweebs on nairaland read this?

If this was a joke, it would still be dry

Worthless idiot. This is the kind of shallow celebrities we have these days.

And we wonder how society loses its moral compass when simplistic mumu like this has nothing reasonable to say.

TroubleMaker47:
The news says, higher than National average not highest average in the nation. There is a difference!
By region, SS has the highest average of abt 3%
Followed NC, then SE, SW, NE, NW

still same thing. I wasn't disputing what you're saying or what the article said.

TroubleMaker47:
What if they are the ones infecting SE?
Akwa ibom =5.5
Rivers =3.9
Benue= 5.3
Crossriver = 2.8

Entire SE = 1.9

Now do the maths

what's your source, sir?

Crossriver, Rivers and Akwa-ibom are all in the south south region leaving only Bayelsa and Delta out which should make the South South region the highest.

So it's either you're lying or this article is

TroubleMaker47:
Lies!
Akwaibom, Rivers, Benue, Kogi prevalence rate is higher than all the SE states!

and all these states you mentioned share land boarder with the South East

mysticgal:
It saddens me that some people are condemning this lady. Okay, if this was the reverse case I.e a man, would you all allow the lady to marry the man? SMH.

From all the op said, it wasn’t casual sex, she at one point ‘Dated’ them but it was foolery so exactly how is this a problem? Besides, he says that the guys and himself are no longer friends.
Okay let’s imagine if he doesn’t marry her and he marries someone else, how are you sure op, that people who know the girl wouldn’t talk about you and your spouse over drinks, except she’s a FARGIN .

The only problem with I am having with this whole talk is you being restless. If you are, please forget it and let her go too. find someone else.

And anybody who is said to be matured ,who has sex with someone wouldn’t talk about shit because that’s what maturity is all about.

fool.

Pafoma:
What if i have detached from these circles even before i met her, we had met and started dating when i found out about them.

I mean, what will their respect do for me because we dont belong to the same circle any longer. If she can prove that i will not regret my decision then maybe i might be willing to risk it

listen and listen good. Apart from her body count, I have observed that you're the sensitive type who needs his woman to be firm when dealing with guys.

You need to let her go unless you want to die premature. Because you will keep worrying all your life.

From experience, a lady with many past sexual relationship with different guys will always be loose around male friends. Not necessarily sleeping with them but has no healthy boundaries with them and it will always upset you, making you worry if they are just friends or doing it secretly.

The Twitter comments just made me realise how demonically insensitive the average Nigerians are.

Rape is one of the worst things to happen to any girl yet these obnoxious retards see it as a casual occurrence.

GENEGIRIA:
foolish talk GHANA attracted more FDIs than nigeria in 2018, so what FDI are you talking about? take your so-called FDI back to the sh1thole you guys need FDIs than Ghana look at the mass unemployment people are even committing suicide when they are deported back to nigeria trade war, which trade war how much trade do we even do with nigeria?

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I have stopped wasting finger energy and time doing argument with any idiot whose economy is a mere 60 billion.

You don't exist to me.

Go look for a Burundian to make yourself feel better.

Area4Area:
You dey mind those beggars, just border closure with Benin and they won't allow us rest, Benin, Cameroon and Niger didn't cry this much.

The ignorant fools in Ghana thought their irrelevant country had the geopolitical might to fight a trade war until their minister of trade told them Ghana is in no shape or form to engage in a trade war with Nigeria.

That's when the petty lots started harassing people who are bringing DFI into their miserable economy.

This goes to show that Ghana's economy is hugely dependent on Nigeria. But it's just a laughable 60 billion dollar economy.

Wretched lots.

qualityGod:
Through my window I saw this pretty creature waiting for prey but I just took a shot ,life if indeed beautiful

Please Stop animal cruelty.

inferior Africans like you will always jump on any western fad as a shortcut to claim intelligence. Feminism, gay right, animal rights and all when your own existence is just a tad better than the animals you're trying to protect.

Nigeria is the highest country in the world with snake mortality and we don't even produce any snake vaccine here. Death by snake bite is one of the top 3 causes of death in Nigeria.

You're a vulnerable, defenceless prey to venomous snakes and other wild animals, stop pretending to be safe or better when you're not.

EastGold:
Next time, make your call at Army checkpoint, they will tell you why you need not to

op is asking if there's a law.

okirewaju:
Security purposes I guess


I met the rule and we've been following it like that

he asked if there's any law.

omolola15:
You guys do realize someone needs to actually bail him out. Don’t you? They received a court order for his release. But no one is willing to stand surety. You lot should have taken time to read and understand before you comment na.

the bail condition was perfected in court . This is a court bail not DSS or police bail. And the DSS wasn't taking about surety but someone to receive him ON ACCOUNTABILITY.

you're the one not understanding, oga DSS lover.

Our midget neighbour always punching above thier weight.

Ghana always have a skewed and false perception about their relevance in Africa.

harrikoko:
So my wife of 4 years and I decided to confess to each after things went a little sour in our marriage. She told me my friendly taunts that 'babe you're getting old oh, I am sure you aren't getting toasters again' led her to commit adultery. That she actually slept with her old crush who happens to be a lecturer in her former school last year. She told me she was going for a make-up job over the weekend last October, I even gave her money for transport and all. She still used my money to lodge herself and her married lecturer man friend in the hotel and got dicked. She said that was the first time and she regretted it. And that she stopped talking to the man right after the Bleep.

I also told her I had a side chick for about 6 months and had a couple of flings with other girls but quit all after my side chick said she got pregnant and wanted to start blackmailing me. And I later discovered the pregnancy was 'audio' she only just wanted money.

We both felt sorry and forgave each other, but my big question now is, if she dated someone right under my nose and I didn't notice, and she perfectly did it. plus she's this church kinda wifey.

Should I be worried? When she told me I almost fainted as I had always trusted her and could bet my life on it at any shrine she wouldn't do it.

teasing your wife " babe, you're getting old o, I'm not sure you're getting any toasters again"...man, you're the most stupid and ignorant man to ever get married. Any woman will cheat when her husband mocks her vulnerability insensitively like that.

You need a pack of sense.

Paroh:
And a fellow woman shared it. When people say women are their worst enemies we start to froth at the mouth. But what is the reality on ground?

Tiwa Savage came out to say her biggest detractors in the music industry are her fellow women, women basically asked her to recant and say it's men. You hate to see it.

I'm lucky to be surrounded by males friends who I'm 100% comfortable with and I thank God. We women really need a change in mindset. See how men encourage and push each other. A man would spend his last card to buy condom for his guy just so that his guy will get laid. Even when he's not benefiting in any way.

I'll advise any woman reading this to spend some time around guys and see how they treat each other, maybe you'll get a sense of what I'm saying. If you're scared of rape and molestation, try and make friends with gay dudes. Those ones are even the coolest.










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you're spectacularly twisted.

SilvaBullet:

foolish man!