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bencarson007:
I don laugh tire... See wetin person take dey proud... I pity you son... You are just doomed... Super doomed

doomed? Over half a dozen posts from you to me and you never used the word doomed until I used it against you?

You need to be reborn again.

Go back to your bothers womb and ensure she treats her staphylococcus and you he born mentally whole!

Child of parental carelessness!

bencarson007:
All you know is women and STDs and vaginal and rubbish talk... It just confirms you are worse than the goats in my pen... Even my dog Ekuke is smarter than you... Continue bingo... Ataboy...

Let me respect your momma for once because she is ashamed to have you...

#Eniku

Useless monkey

because your mama should have used postinor 2 on you or come concoction to make sure you're part of her stinking , gonorrhea-infested monthly discharge.

You're a human travesty from two idiots who fūcked like wild rabbits without prioritising the aftermath.

In the long run your life won't be worth the value of a blade of cow grass.

Child of the damned, foredoomed to be doomed.

Let this man be dealt with so brutally like the lives they have destroyed.

Criminal misfits claiming Biafra!

bencarson007:
Thank God you know I have a father... Have your prostitute of a mother told you about the dogs that fathered you... You can go to the slums of mushin to find out ....


Retard.

which side of your parentage did you get your mental weakness from?

You're less than zero....a waste of your mama discoloured vagina secretion

bencarson007:
You dickhead parents must be proud of you for the wrong reasons ...

Fucking retard.

I pity your foolishness waste of cum.

dick head parents?

See ya elementary diss. School no gree you go?

You're still eligible for post term abortion even though you're past 30.

You're the manifestation of the curse placed on your mother for her whoring life.

You're a complete waste of your father's two minutes perspiration on top of that sinking pit your mama call her tunnel of love

This half-witted midget is still using generic lines?

bencarson007:
Same way your brain is filled with hair relaxer... Idiot

lolz, at bolded.

You're obviously worst at what you do best. You're not even ashamed of your effort at dissing?

Your background must be akin to a cattle breeding ground.

What a Christmas laugh you are. I won't judge you harshly but you're mentally in comatose.

You're either born with brain lesions or your mother didn't treat are STDs during your conception.

Tough luck, Ben Carson wannabe

bencarson007:
Child of a veteran olosho... To think that useless is even better than you... I spit at your uselessness. You disgust me

Stupid swine!

this is some effort at poetry. Your penile efforts are as weak as your mother's vagina walls

Poorly educated whelp.

bencarson007:
Same to the imp you call your mother. If only the goat you call your father was not so broke that he was unable to purchase condoms, we won't be here ... Since you have a first class in clapbacks when your mates are captains of industries, I pity your generation

Bastard

lolz, the bleating goat is still throwing child's diss lines like a whinging squealing pig.

Give it up, dullard, you're a harmless joke for Xmas and I enjoy seeing you suffer mentally and psychologically.

Your life is an example of your mother's poor choice in men

She's got ceaseless vulva inching disorder.

The bitch could hump anything, including recently dead but still warm bodies.

Child of a diseased cunt!

SARSCoV2:
Join a sensible cult, they won’t. They be flying in imaginary air and sailing on land.

Touts!

which one be sensible cult?

If you didn't meet that yansh a virgin, no need for that kind of public worship of idiocy.

For that ass has been decimated freely by another when it was firmer, fresher and younger.

The husband is the biggest simpanzee to grace nairaland

Souzin:
Please help me out.

I have an issue in my relationship and it's getting me really pissed.

So let me say this, I have only dated two persons, one sometime in 2016 and this new relationship that's been at it for 2 years.

My girlfriend seem to think it's cool for her to hangout with guys that are toasting or want to sleep with her.

These are the same ppl she calls friends, not ppl she has known for long oh but ppl she just met and want to sleep with her.

NOTE: my gf has really big ass, big enough it causes stares when we go out.

So you can imagine the number of advances she gets.

I really want to know from people, guys, do you allow your girlfriend hang out with such ppl?

Ladies, you do entertain such invites? why?

your girlfriend is a public septic tank that has been decapitated, bamboozled, bastardised and totally shellacked by different kind of sexual and physical abuses with different forms and sizes of dick....

Here's the gospel......

For girl to hang out with guys toasting her, for a girl to sleep in same room with guys toasting her, it means she's seen it all and done it all.

Her life is the real-life version of all the porn movies you can think of.

Just fauk her and go.

She's damaged beyond repair.

Big yansh na curse for women.

bencarson007:
Same way your mother infected the dog called your father with STDS and still went ahead to give birth to a crazed goat like you.

Your depravity and stupidity is second to none...
Shut your trap before you infect everyone with your uselessness and please go pick your prostitute of a mother from oshodi under bridge because she is busy giving it free to dogs and trying to raise another cursed kid.

Idiot.

more drivel and codswallop from this whinging dog!

Throwing disses isn't one of your gifts. You look stupider with every new attempt at clapback!!!

We know if you were an SMS in your mother's phone, the tart won't hesitate to delete you. Your existence is entirely owing to the fact that the bitch couldn't calculate her monthly cycle.

And I could have sired you if I had the patient to stand in the queue waiting for my turn with the community drab.

Son of a habitual dick-hopper!

bencarson007:
Say God

See this mistake wey simple condom suppose correct... But as your father no get size for condom, why you no go talk to me anyhow

Bastard

the last diss hit you deeply and you still make the mistake of rushing to respond when you haven't regained your composure so your diss is still generic and as commonplace as your birth.

Mentally lazy milquetoast!

Your mother is the biggest private supplier of gonorrhea and Chlamydia. If the loose dog were a nairalander, she would spread STDs by a simple quote

No wonder the colour of her vagina fluid looks like melting Swiss cheese.

That madingo bender would take a random dick first before exchanging first names.

Son of low-hygiene trollop!

yemi1504:
You are right on this but in this same Ibadan, a friend lost a house due to this same girls issue, he was told he must not bring more than one lady to the apartment and at certain times too SMH. The old generation, I just don't understand them sigh. My father is part of that generation and his decisions make me take drastic decisions like I did today.

hmmm, it's not really a generational thing. Exposure, education, personal development come to bear here.

Most landlords actually think there are in control of their tenants' behaviour and lifestyle in Nigeria. They think they are the ones doing the tenant a favour.

It's an African thing, from bankers who think they are doing you a massive favour when you come to withdraw your own money.

To your pastors who believe they are the gatekeepers of heaven to doctors in Africa who play God and are as unprofessional and arrogant as a peacock.

sammyj490:
Bro i asked him if he signed any agreement that he would b turning off his gen before 12, he said he did not...But the landlord just told him verbally one time like that.
And the gen is a medium size generator not a tiger generator

Hmmm, the landlord get serious personal issues.

sammyj490:
I went to visit one of my friends in Ibadan on Sunday, I told him to fill up his generator tank because I don't like heat. We went to get fuel and turned on the generator.

When we got in, my friend started gisting me about his landlord's attitude towards him, the man called him one day and told him to stop bringing ladies home, he said the agent that got him the house lied to him that the landlord wasn't staying in the same compound, it was after he paid and already moved in he discovered the landlord was living in the same compound, at this point he had no choice anymore since he had already moved in, and ever since then the man has being given him different problems. I advised him to try enduring till his payment is due and move out of the house.

While we were gisting it was around some mintues past 12, we suddenly heard a loud bang on his window, had to pause the ps3 we were playing out of the shock, I already located the next available weapon incase someone was trying to play funny.

My friend went to check who was banging on the window only to discover it was the landlord, he said why would my friend's generator still be on by that time. My friend ignored him and the next thing this man did was turned off the Gen, at this point myself and my friend got very annoyed especially because i was about to win the FIFA we were playing, had to follow my friend out to see what's going on.

This man bought a mat outside and lay down beside the generator. It was when my friend told the man I was a military officer from Kano who came visiting that this man stood up and composed himself, he reluctantly went inside when he saw my strong face.

My friend turned on the generator again and when we got inside we started laughing about the whole situation, if not that my friend had lied that I was a military personnel this man would have left his wife and children inside his house just to sleep beside the generator to prevent us from turning on the generator...

Crazy people everywhere...P.S we later replayed the game and i lost...

the landlord is not within his rights to ask your friend to not bring on female visitors.

About the Gen, there are some areas where everyone is expected to shut it down at certain time of night for security reasons. If your friend has signed that, then it's within the landlord's right to ask him to turn it off.

Also, if na cassava-grinding generator your friend use, e suppose still dey off am sharply for night make people for sleep.

Lalami3232:
Why should a married man be having extra marital affairs? I hate that thing with passion. If you know say to dey fvck different toto never tire you, then stick to bachelorhood like most of us. You no go fit get wife for house wey get toto and still dey run after another toto outside. Laslas na the woman wey dey house go be the disease collector all because of your inability to control yourself and use your head. My fellow men, una think say different preeq no dey sweet women too? How u go feel if you see her dey collect from another man? I no say make u no fvck every woman, but do am during your bachelor life, not married life. Any married man wey go cheat on he wife, na disease or magun you go collect from henceforth. See as this woman don chop unnecessary beating because of the mumuness of the husband, I feel bad for her sha. We all go fit dey laff but the truth be say, E dey pain. Put your mama or sister in the position of the woman wey dem beat because of her irresponsible husband and tell me how you go feel.
For ten women, make una still try dey upgrade after marriage. No just leave your body like that, dey look fresh and seductive like u dey look when u were still single. No dey use toto dey suffer your husband because that one join wetin make most men dey run go outside. During dating your toto was a readily available fast food but immediately after marriage, E turn to tin of sardine wey person must get key before he go fit open am.
May we not meet the wrong people for this life as marriage partners sha.


I don talk am before and I go talk am again, "If you know say you no fit stay with one woman, no bother marry"

are there no diseases during bachelorhood abi na only Marr age disease dey show.

Your double standard is very dumb.

Some women are so useless....they will do anything for attention!

slowice:
Kids will always be kids.... Enjoy your stupidity. I'm done here

backwater Joe, with each post, you appear stupider than your last .

slowice:
This kid sef...... Well hope you are fulfilled now having poured out your gibberish, the contents of your small dull mind. Hope you now feel bigger . Fuckoof still

reread your post...then slowly again.

I'm not talking about your lack of punctuations. I'm talking about your penmanship and your inability to bind words intelligently together.

Omo, therein lies your inferior peerage and background.

Guttersnipe!!!

HolinessForever:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKpJDU5VMQk

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/17106416/moment-russian-warship-catches-fire/amp/

when a country leaves other developmental areas in their national life but pursue only military advancement, their development will not be complete or well rounded.

Russia still never advance. Dem dey learn. Rogue nation.

binarymachine:
Source: https://flipmemes.com/2021/11/19/7-reasons-why-having-a-high-body-count-is-bad-even-for-men/

you need new materials and a job....you're obviously seeking attention or you're a pussy hiding under an M moniker.

slowice:
Just too dumb and slow, I can't deal dude.... Like I said earlier, fuckoff kiddo

your madness is seasonal....with the dehydrating effect of the harmattan, your brain is evidentlysuffering form overheating.

Stay off topics that are beyond your mental cognition or wait till wet seasons when you can pretend to cope. Then check your prescription and ensure you're on the right medication.

We know you wish you were a pussy.
Delusional snowflake!

slowice:
What a silly take and just to put you straight, a sperm is no waste its a seed, the value a man's existence. And yes, a man that fcuks everything that comes his way is a public toilet. Now fuckoff

you're not even mentally stable. Who's talking about the value of sperm.

Na only social media dey expose people like you with mental issues.

slowice:
This kpokpogarri na public toilet sha, but naim fit all these ọlosho forming actress and big girls.


He seem to ve kpokpo-ed a number of them and he always kiss and tell.

how can a man be a public toilet? no matter his sexual indiscretion, and not endorsing his lifestyle but that public toilet well-worn diss is gender specific.

A toilet is where you go on and deposit your waste...that fits the vagina taking different semen.

If you're a man, you're a disgrace. Na single mother raise you , Abi you be pussy underneath?

tempest01:
Russia will attack Ukraine and nothing will happen. The only response will be sanctions by the US, of which China will not recognize.

If Nato responds militarily, then world war 3 will begin and civilizations will be degraded.

Africa should be wise and not join in aggressions.

Russia doesn't have the balls to attack Ukraine. They took Crimea by surprise and it won't happen again.

They will be slaughtered inside Ukraine's borders. And non of the actors will use nuclear so that leaves us with a mix of conventional weapons.

And who is China? If the west sanctions Russia heavily, China doesn't have the financial structure or position to do jack about it.

bencarson007:
Why should I listen to a mad goat na?

To scroll up?
Sorry rascal... I won't

Shoutout to the fools hailing your stupidity...

Mentally deranged people move together
Ciao idiot

the mental picture I have is of a lunatic looking down menacingly at his phone and bellowing with saliva drooling down his angry frustrated face prating about imaginary enemies.

Oga, you're due for your own personal state of emergency .

bencarson007:
See this mental case o.... Checking ur moniker, I am not surprised.... Bastards have no shame normally... Bleep off idiot

you're late! But if you scroll up some pages , you will see how strangers were apologising for your uncommon idiocy.

BenCarson007 ? Moronic dweeb with a brain mass the size of half a grain of local rice

EBMedia:
#JusticeForSylvester: I Will Sue Falana And Oromoni Family For Damages – Kemi Olunloyo

Controversial investigative journalist, Kemi Olunloyo has threatened to sue a human rights lawyer, Femi Falana, and the family of late Sylvester Oromoni for damaging her professional reputation, IgbereTV reports.

It could be recalled that Falana recently filed a petition against Ms Olunloyo over the statements she made concerning the death of Sylvester Oromoni, a 12-year-old boy who was reportedly beaten to death by some students at Dowen College, Lekki, Lagos.

Sylvester was alleged to have been bullied, beaten, and fed with a chemical by five students over his refusal to join their cult group, which resulted in his death.

The deceased’s father had also narrated how his son was bullied by the suspected cultists and asked to describe his sister’s private part, adding that the boy suffered liver enlargement due to congealed blood before his death.

Taking to Twitter, Kemi Olunloyo claimed that Sylvester was willing to join the cult group in his school Dowen college.

Olunloyo also claimed that the boy willingly told the guys initiating him that he has seen his sister’s privates, adding that he consented to be beaten and he agreed to drink engine oil which eventually resulted in his death.

Falana, who is representing the Oromoni family sent a petition to the Nigerian police and other security agencies, calling for an investigation to be conducted regarding Olunloyo’s claim that Sylvester was a cult member among others.

Reacting in a statement personally issued by Olunloyo, the journalist said she will be suing Falana and the Oromoni family for dragging her professional reputation by asking police to invite her over the “reckless statement” she made concerning Sylvester.

Olunloyo, who also accused Falana of trying to use ‘scare tactics’ on her, advised the Oromoni family to fire him, stressing that the human rights lawyer was simply a distraction.

Her statement on Facebook reads,


https://www.facebook.com/405398802881268/posts/4616027685151671/

A Chief Magistrate Court in Lagos had remanded in custody three students and three staff of Dowen College over the assault and death of 12-year-old Sylvester Oromoni.

https://igberetvnews.com/1409634/justiceforsylvester-will-sue-falana-oromoni-family-damages-kemi-olunloyo/

dirty inbred attention-deficit hoe

2braithe:
Is banter same as back and forth?

If you can't pin point what is wrong in directing you to a digital evidence,then I count your banters as a result of your depression.
If you need help,out of my benevolence,I can spare #2000 for you to get a decent meal.This is because your depression seems hunger induced.
Otherwise,this is my last reply to you.

you're still here! Damn you just can't live with yourself after my scathing remarks.

Listen, we know nairaland is a therapy class for you...a means by which you validate yourself and pretend you're not the failure you are.

Once in a while, we allow fools like you believe their own ill-conceived illusions.

Other times, we squash you like the noisy buzzing insect you are, reminding you you're just an insignificant nobody whose life's value isn't even worth the data cost conveying this very post.

Go learn to love yourself.
Child of angst!

baby124:
Na so you de use your smelly mouth and your tiny brain wey your mama get from the STDs she use born you from olosho work. De whisper nonsense. Abeg no kill us for this thread. Go brush your teeth.

your comeback is as weak as your mother's resolve to chastity

With a clitoriz bigger than your brain mass, it's little wonder you can't pen anything down intelligently!

Las las, I blame your libertine father for his poor marital choices, your mama for still dey una village gate catching random dicks until your lazy father planted a human travesty like you in her.

Ole prick!