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SATANNIST:
english or pidgin pllease

this purge of nature who self-styled himself Satanist is already bamboozled

SATANNIST:
after doing it to your mama

na your mama you dey protect?

Mami, Na me for be your papa if I no be gentleman when queue for long line dey wait for my turn with your mama when be the town tart

SATANNIST:
your mama is next. na her toto the police go shoot am

na Satanists like you go use iron rod brand your wife pussy and sodomize your unborn daughters.

pocohantas:
Lol. I went to one few weeks back. There were some girls sitting opposite us- clean and slim with agbalumo boobs. I don’t think bone dey their waist because the twerking was on another level. I enjoyed watching them. All girls, no single guy in their midst. Guys were almost falling over themselves to collect number. I like babes that can enjoy life like that.

If those girls are in a club, I wouldn’t mind being there with them. Cigarette smell or not.

in a desperate, don't-forget-about-me effort, you have implicitly albeit foolishly showed yourself as having wild lesbian fantasies.... but I know you better.

And I will ask, what's the cap, the limit you are willing to go for social media clout, even at the risk of injuring your reputation?

orookomama:
this story am about to tell you is personally about my life and I hope people will get some messages from it.

it all began 2014 during my school days, I was in a class reading for an exam when my friend offered me a drink. that day that drink was the beginning of my downfall. he offered me lacacera having no knowledge of the content I drank it bit by bit till halfway, OMG I felt like a stallion my mood changed immediately it was magical to the point that I smile and laugh for no reason. I read my book from back to back I totally become free to the point that I couldn't sleep out of joy and excitement for no reason, fast forward till the next morning I went for my exam and I wrote it well I remembered everything I read. and I am a kind of an introvert but that day I was very active I have no idea what am going to be. around 2 o'clock in the afternoon my mood changed I started feeling like am going to be sick so I went and take paracetamol which calm my body temperature and I went to look for him. I called him he said he was in the student center that I should meet him there so I met him and I told him I dont understand myself he asked what happens I told him common lacacera I took from him yesterday I felt like I was flying in the sky I even told him how I remembered everything I read etc then he told me are you stupid ? how can you not know the difference between normal drink and a mixed one ?
that question shocked me I become confused and I asked him please what do you mean he told me that I used to criticize those that smoke do drug but I don't know anything about it so he wanted to tell me it's nothing bad that it help him cope some challenges that he easily remember things he read when he take it. I was speechless, I told him am not happy that I promised myself not to join cultist activities drugs etc, he convinced me by telling me exactly how I feel when he gave me the drink. fast forward i stop taking things from him until one day at the hostel we had a small birthday party and i collected a drink from him on my own due to what I felt when he gave me the first one I took it and it began to work I become slow and very happy that I enjoyed my day very well.
from that day I began to feel like to get high and feel good mood that was when he finally gave me tramadol 200mg God I felt good very good and high from that point I start taking everything unserious even my school activities.
finally I become addicted to tramadol and it become hard to quit, I continued taking it everyday till 2015 that was when I decided to quit my God the first day I decided to quit cold turkey I nearly died I started vomiting felling cold hullecination and all sorts of sickness came all over me I hard to go and take it again and instantly all my sickness stopped like magic happened. it become serious that I couldn't go a day without taking it twice or more I was expelled from school along side a guy that used to sell the drug to us. that was when my eye opened and I said I will do whatever it takes to leave it.
I started smoking cigarettes gradually just to be able to calm the urge of taking it I know it was hell but I just wanted to stop I continued till I graduated to weed that was when I later started having mental issues I lost myself I lost focus and finally 2017 I totally ran made I didn't know what happened afterwards till ending of 2019 I started regaining bit by bit until I started becoming clean I started feeling shy and I changed untill am able to be here today to write this story.
right now I know between good and bad but I know my life will never be the same again.
please do away from drugs especially the cheap ones.

this story line actually do more to encourage drugs than dissuade it.

SATANNIST:
i am seeing stupid headlines about how police assaulted a woman.
why are you idiots not talking about how she assaulted him a d he retaliated back.
Nigerians dont ask to know the root of the matter

product of a burst condom and absentee father. So an unarmed woman can assault a police officer and they can't subdue and arrest her?

Bastard!

Lekan239:
My girlfriend went to her cousin wedding in ilorin, because of the proximity to the location of one of her school friend SEYI AJAYI 08166932156 who reside beside first bank in offa, she went visiting him just to greet him yesterday, on getting there the guy found it upon himself to rape my girlfriend

girlfriend need to tell me about everything today and the guy who raped her, why do we guys can't control ourselves despite the strict penalty faced by guys who rapes, they still indulge in it, I don't want this guy to go free because he has really hurt this lady and she has being emotional and crying ever since then,

my girlfriend is with her parent now in Ore, I'm in Ado Ekiti and the guy is at offa, assuming he is close by, I would have gone already to arrest him. Nairaland pls help with your advice, this guy must not go scot free so he wont have to rape any other ladies again.

Pls supermod help amd mpve to front page please

you're a big fool.

What is your girlfriend doing going to visit a man in his house?

Pochettino:
I am personally disappointed in them. Intern robbers.

hmmm, as a teacher would be disappointed in his students....or as a professional athlete would frown at the immature moves of a rookie athlete

These dumb African scammers have started.

When Europe talk they talk. When Europe do lockdown they copy without any data or research of their own.

Worse country on earth.

DAVE5:
Buy wetin u like, when u reach highway u go still like am

One man’s meat; another man’s poison

If u dash me any SUV/CUV, no matter how expensive or fine or classy with exception to Porsche macan, rolls Royce cullinan and gle63 coupe, I’d sell it and buy a fine looking sedan with classy interior and madt power

your last paragraph just supported my theory that car no be car.

You no go compare the interior or power or driving characteristics with BMW and Honda/Acura.

DAVE5:
Oga all is hype joor, car nah car

Buy wetin u like

car no be car, Oga. Until you drive them on the highway.

Spaxon:
Hello. I dunno if I can get help. I don't really know the specs of these cars. But I believe we got people with great experience here. My Dad's retired and wants to get one of these and we are actually inexperienced with cars outside Toyota.

na God go punish any blogger or op when put BMW and Honda in one sentence of comparison.

This obtuse sadistic idiot relying on oil revenue will just impose lockdown when the masses are suffering.

I hope he will be able to withstand the outcome.

Okoyeebo:
Go and ask your father about how Igbos came to be. He can't answer sensibly.

you edit your post after I had responded? Damn!

Now I know your father was a lounge-lizard who couldn't pay your mother's bride prize.

Onlinefarmstore:
The concept is to change the view of the north east.

Started Today Dec. 13 2020,

Start off point: Jos, Plateau State,

First Call Point: Numan, Adamawa state



Stop: Kangere, Bauchi State, Gombi state and Adamawa

is Jos North East?

AltCtrlDel:
I'm a man but men are scum


You guys should stop criticising the OP. Be sensitive and consider her mental health.

If y'all can't render any meaningful advice or directions then read and move on

when you get a Nigerian using "ya'll" you're most times looking at fake ass idiot and a human low in wisdom.

When a man parks up with his kids, then something is deep, bozo.

Okoyeebo:
Dumb

No dey para. The length of your post and the energy you exerted into it....I was expecting some cool punchlines.

All that came out was your drooling saliva of frustration with zero delivery

Okoyeebo:
You are so good in history but you can't trace where your ancestors came from. No wonder they said Obasanjo's father is from Anambra and he disowned you lot.

Igbos are the only group in this country who can't trace their history. Ask them and they start telling cock and bull stories like this gala hawker.

lame!

Another needless post.

Adultery is not an offence in the Criminal Code applicable to all of Southern Nigeria.

It is in northern Nigeria where the penal code applies for muslims.

Bonesking:
Passengers are becoming wiser. Despite that we are in a pandemic year, the motorist plying east still pushed their fare high. How can you charging 15k to Onitsha from Lagos? The worst is that since when the subsidy strike ended, the culture of double charging passenger wasn’t left behind. And this nonsense wasn’t the norm when the luxury buses were the means of travelling. But as soon as the small buses which plied mainly Benin/Warri began venturing east, everything got messed up.

I love what I’m seeing, people are getting wiser. Let the bus companies pack their family, dogs and animals into their buses and ferry them home. Nobody will tell them not to bring the fare back to its normal price.

the bus drivers and bus companies are all igbo people and the igbo man's philosophy for profit is very devilish and extreme.

pocohantas:
Attempting to identify a docile or dead cobra by its hood- is akin to trying to tell the size of a dick in its flaccid state.

Cobras only show off their hood when they feel threatened. They extend their hood and assume an upright position to intimidate the enemy. They don’t move about with their hoods.

Cc: Grandmeister. Come identify your people.

your mumu dey rise everyday like white garri when dem forget for water. You can identify a dead cobra from another snake.

And see how you compare it to a flacid dick shamelessly and implicitly displaying your inherent corruption and moral ineptitude.

You will hold onto the internet to pretend what you're not. Now you're a snake expert! Looooolz.

Chrisbella24:
He is a teacher in that school.

Lol!

I posted a screenshot on a topic he asked on Nairaland on how to spot gays in Boarding school.

Going through his topics, seems dude is a Deeper life member

thanks for this....what a worthless brainless teacher.

butterfly777:
Let me put it to you

If you are with younger boys/ juniors and you smell offensive odour, and there is one notorious for not cleaning his bombing and causing shitty smell, his it a big deal to check the kid's bombing?

I am not talking if inserting anything here for that will be wrong.

But people are just being emotional and sentimental about this issue.

The issue us being investigated and you all you prepare to have the true story, then we can talk.

do you know the emotional trauma of forcing someone to go naked in presence of others?

Are the students not supposed to report to higher authority? What nonsense are you saying.

In your desperation to defend the school you're digging more holes to bury yourself.

butterfly777:
You guys did not even read this parent's account. You are just commenting based on preheld opinion.

SMH
Nigerians are just too lazy to read simple stuff.

a parent is saying? So you're not the parent? If we are to disregard the other parent's account, why should we accept yours?

Your account that the children have left overs after each meal was a great blunder!!!!

From your account, you also didn't find it abnormal that a fellow student could ask another student to strip to inspect his anus?

You could pass judgement that the victim needs adjustment to do and wasn't well trained at home but remained silent on fellow student who asked him to strip naked? So students who asked another helpless student to go naked are well trained?

What kind of a soulless monster are you?:

You're doing more harm than good to the school you're obviously dying to protect.

butterfly777:
***** TAKE A STUDY OF THIS COMMENT FROM ONE OF THE PARENTS*****

Good afternoon my fellow parents and compliments of the seasons. Since yesterday morning after watching the video clip, I have been reading comments on the subject matter ''Don Davies'' without making an input.

My son is in SS1 and happened to be in the very hostel which this boy was taken to, and to this end, I was able to ask him to tell me more about all that transpired on the subject matter after watching the video clip as well.

The following was the outcome of my son's response:
{1} Don Davies happened to be my son's friend. {2} Don Davies does bed wet and at times will get up from his bed as well and pass urine on the floor of the hostel and when the rest of the students noticed it they have no option but to asked him to clean it up which he would want to resist.
{3} Whenever Don Davies uses the toilet he doesn't clean his anus but rather just wore his boxer with excretre all over.
{4} That as a result of the bad odor oozing out from his body the rest of the students in the hostel have no option but to asked him to UnCloth so that they can ascertain where the odor is oozing out from which they did and there finding was true that he doesn't clean his anus after using the toilet.
{5} My son also said that nobody molested him sexually as claimed by his mother in the viral video clip. In a nutshell, the above finding shows that the child is not used to cleaning up himself while he was with his parents before joining DLHS, hence it will take him some time to adapt.

On the issue of feeding my son categorically stated that they fed them so well and there is always leftover after each meal.

To conclude my finding on why Don Davies lost so much weight I want to say that it was as a result of the academic workload and exam stress that he passed through in his DLHS.

I'm not here to join issues with anybody but my humble plea to Mrs. Deborah Okezie is for her to kindly sheared her sword, we all are one family as parents in Dlhs, and issues like this can be resolved amicably internally.

Thank you all.

shame on you and your entire family. Cursed soul.

illicit:
Inasmuch as I respect you sir and that you are my country man, you lack sympathy and common sense sir....


Your lots benefited from British curriculum education which was mostly government sponsored or on common scholarships....


What do you expect?

Your lots destroyed the scheme, as you weren't a politician, you aided and abetted them.

You were a lawyer to Obasonjo who was another recipient of Nigerians benevolence and gullibility....


You guys ruined everything so don't compare

lazy youth.

I don't know if this local mumu was looking for publicity or he is really that stupid

Orubebe01:
My compound is using postpaid, previous months' bill was around ₦25,000, ₦22,000 and ₦35,0000 but to my greatest amazement November bill was whopping ₦70,000

How is it in your area cos am wondering if am being cheated alone.

50k was mine and I was wondering what went wrong

That's what you get from China.

Ryan03:
now this one is a complete idiot. So its illegal to stop vehicles and check papers on the road? Just to educate you, stop and search is legal in your constitution. Illiterate and half baked graduates forming woke on social media embarrassing their family and entire community. Just see your life

I just saw this even though it's quite late.

Stop and search or condone and search is purely legal in all countries but under certain conditions.

* Within an area of crime and under a specific period .

* When a suspect is fleeing an area and police need to condone off and stop and search to apprehend a suspect or item.

* When police are looking for a matchd description of a suspect or car.... everyone matching that description will be stopped and analysed.

Nigeria police go to the roads from their office with no objective other than stopping cars asking needless questions, no crime committed, or suspect being looked for or vehicle suspected to be stolen. You are stopped for practically no reason other than the discretion or whims of a policeman.

If this is normal or legal to you, you were either born brain-damaged or you're a demonic maladjusted thieving police man who is, in all essence, worse and more dangerous to the collective moral and physical health of this country than armed robbers.

Stop and search also has an objective and reason. In the absence of this, police cannot stop one or stop a car just to check if you have the right paper or check what you have in your car when there's nothing happening or report made matching your description or car. When there's no suspicion!

That's harassment.

You're not just an illiterate but you're the unfortunate result of a damaged country like Nigeria where nothing is done right.

You're a conditioned human travesty, conditioned and gaslit by the illegalities that have become normalised in this country. The unfortunate byproduct of everything wrong with Nigeria. Educated to be abused .

With you there's no hope.

What a waste of human flesh and bone.

And you have all the ignorance and boldness as a seasoned olosho who has mastered the art of living in self-denial.

What a bemedalled simpleton.