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That's really good, but if spirit crack joke give you the laugh go different o .

Piptocoin:
[color=indigo]You should see the way I have been laughing like say one spirit dey crack joke and na only me dey hear am...these posts are darn funny...[/color]

Omo see as I am laughing out vawulence this afernoon in my office because of this vawulence post, welldone poster, this really got me laughing hard seriously, good laughter is what for the soul needs right now

Davindal:
Ok, noted. As an officer Cadet, I even tried. If it were to be my coursemates, she for don murd by now, because, you don't Bleep with soldiers.

Just listen to yourself Mr officer cadet, who the hell do you think you are? an untouchable bigot? A cadet like you once shot his girlfriend a cadet like him, he was court marshalled, pleaded guilty and he is to die by hanging. So becareful while ranting here, praising yourself and telling nairalanders how "she for don't murd by now" if it were to be your coursemates. I wonder what they teach you and your so called coursemstes nowadays. Na one small Sokoto boy from the same NDA make Nigeria and NDA proud abroad and you are here bragging about how you smelled condom on your girlfriend and how you humiliated her "because you don't Bleep with soldiers" small boy go Bleep with boko boys where real soldiers are or Receive Sense and stay quiet!

For sure not even a dog will come snooping around YOU HAUWA MOHAMMED and it doesn't have to do with who your father is or who he isn't. Modesty is everything so how can you call yourself Hauwa Mohammed and dressed like a western woman in a rehabilitation home abi physiatrics hospital? just take a good look at your hair off course Zahra Buhari doesn't appear that way. Zahra is not only pretty but she dresses well too and is highly presentable compare to you.

OILSOUP:
So u have exam and ur online. ok i will disturb u tomorrow after u must have completed the exams. i hope u prepared well ooo, and i wish u best of luck and speedy recovery, infact may u excel in those papers we pray. Receive it!

Amen I receive! O yes I am much better Ezinwanne thanks. God bless.

OILSOUP:
Gifthappy report to this thread immediately, i dey wait.

Sir yes sir! Permission to finish my exams tomorrow Saturday by God's grace. Meanwhile I've been ill for sometime now, I no really strong sha.. TGIF

Acute diarrhoea of the gut and mouth. Wow! I no fit laugh.... See sickness name abeg.. Naira landers una can yab o

OILSOUP:
I excuse this part, becos ur views here are from a limited section. Igbos are 40million, wen u meet another section of ur people, u will have nothing but pride and admiration for who u are and where ur from.
Though wat u said is true, it is everywhere and in igbo particularly worst due to the impact of the Biafra war. Further, an igbo leader once surrounded himself with northerners(Aguyi Ironsi) and dey ended up murdering him. Be careful of those u call friends, whether north, south, east or west.
No country can be greater or better than Biafra and that is y the world powers and Nigeria will never allow it see the light of day. Take note, we might reject u visa ooo!

It is quite unfortunate with the Way he Aguyi Ironsi died Or should I say that's his fate. Something must kill a man.
But how he died is not really the question what the question should be is what have you and I learned from the events that lead to his capture and killing.
I learnt his juju staff was changed.. That type Eddy na nnogu gives people then lol...
Abeg fear God o my brother..
See how his juju staff disappointed him in ARGUNGU wow! Guess what? Argungu is in my Kebbi state o.. I am inviting you for the next fishing festival. No Northerner will murder you I promise but you must not always see them as or call them "MUGU" as our Eastern brothers think because they are way smarter than you can imagine Eziokwu.

OILSOUP:
I excuse this part, becos ur views here are from a limited section. Igbos are 40million, wen u meet another section of ur people, u will have nothing but pride and admiration for who u are and where ur from.
Though wat u said is true, it is everywhere and in igbo particularly worst due to the impact of the Biafra war. Further, an igbo leader once surrounded himself with northerners(Aguyi Ironsi) and dey ended up murdering him. Be careful of those u call friends, whether north, south, east or west.
No country can be greater or better than Biafra and that is y the world powers and Nigeria will never allow it see the light of day. Take note, we might reject u visa ooo!

It is quite unfortunate with the Way he Aguyi Ironsi died Or should I say that's his fate. Something must kill a man.
But how he died is not really the question what the question should be is what have you and I learned from the events that lead to his capture and killing.
I leant his juju staff was changed.. That type Eddy na nnogu gives people

OILSOUP:
@ Gifthappy,

without ever heading government since 1960 till date, ur people can boast of having the largest Medical Research Hub in Africa.

http://venturesafrica.com/meet-the-nigerian-american-who-is-building-the-largest-medical-research-hub-in-africa/


Not even South Africa can touch it.


Better yet, it was built by just one man and a medical doctor in the village


That is just an example of wat Biafra would be like, educated people making informed decision not illiterate and thugs occupying government house as they do in Nigeria.

Igbos respect and love merit/excellence not mediocrity.


In the first republic, their was no corruption becos of the reasons u gave for y igbos are bad.

The guy try sha, heard he is a U.S based medical doctor and that's a good business center for him ighotago? It's just like Aliko Dangote and his business empires to benefit the people but benefits his pocket more.

OILSOUP:
I excuse this part, becos ur views here are from a limited section. Igbos are 40million, wen u meet another section of ur people, u will have nothing but pride and admiration for who u are and where ur from.


Though wat u said is true, it is everywhere and in igbo particularly worst due to the impact of the Biafra war. Further, an igbo leader once surrounded himself with northerners(Aguyi Ironsi) and dey ended up murdering him. Be careful of those u call friends, whether north, south, east or west.








No country can be greater or better than Biafra and that is y the world powers and Nigeria will never allow it see the light of day. Take note, we might reject u visa ooo!

. May God grant you your Biafra Land of the rising sun and me must visit whether with visa or through kurukere way I go enter come eat one ofe owerri, ofe onugbu, ofe achara just name it. Maybe you'll even be the one to welcome me and take me round your biafra land like in That video "I want to go home" biko what's the name of that artiste sef

Malawian:
pm me sister, am am also an Ex Engineer

Ex Engineer indeed

OILSOUP:
Nne u know now, i have to represent. Somebody must to move that baby bump from the back 2 the front. Where u dey go sef?

OK o. Baby bump abi? U try

OILSOUP:
Dat is my nigga he wont let us down. He is one of our top gunners and comrade. He is coming.

OK o.
Check out this MALAWIAN SIGNATURE:
People are more likely to assume you're arguing with them when you're actually just explaining why you're right.

IT'S COOL AIN'T IT?

OILSOUP YOU SEF NA HARD JOB... What a Sunday workout. Daalu nwanne, k'emesiaa mobu k'odi mgbeozo. God bless.

OILSOUP:
I no talk am...


Malawian u must represent.

OILSOUP shebi you Don see answers upon answers... Your head Don cool now abi but... u be AMEBO o allow Malawi now make him no come dey shy now o

Malawian:
Are u truly an Igbo girl? That last sentence though.

Malawi you make laugh.. I am Igbo Lady front and back. Onwere nsogbu di? I like you though or ARE YOU A GHOST LEMME KNOW OOO

Malawian:
Are u truly an Igbo girl? That last sentence though.

Malawi you make laugh.. I am Igbo Lady front and back. Onwere nsogbu di? I like you though or ARE YOU A GHOST LEMME KNOW OOO

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OILSOUP:
Na only two question i ask, she has take off. If she is really our sister, i will like her to answer so i can understand her better.

To answer you again Mr. OILSOUP: Or mazi/deede Yoruba I am full Igbo not even IBO, one of your own and really your sister. I am not ashamed of the Igbo people that is why I can't claim to be of other tribes while I condemn what does not go well with my view done by our igbo people. I am also not a fan of biafra and that's solely my choice. So quit doubting if am Igbo or not because I am one, just that I cannot be forced to embrace a way of life that is parasitic to my person. I love quite a FEW number of Igbos that I have met and I love my home but Igbos don't make a good number of my friends as they enjoying cheating and playing at the intelligence of any unsuspecting fellow looking up to them with trust. Igbos call the yorubas traitors while we are the worst at betrayal ourselves and based on my assessment majority of my friends are Hausa with no apologies to whoever thinks he is offended. I will gladly be Naturalized or nationalized as a citizen of another country suitable for me whenever Nigeria decides to break or any day Biafra nation is achieved but will gladly visit biafra land as a tourist.
So quit doubting my race or tribe Maka na abum nwafor Igbo inula?
I rest my case got more important things go to attend to.
Engineering is life.... I need to catch up with China. Am an Engineer wasting here. Bye

OILSOUP:
The bolded is not true, as women who are divorced are given a share in their father property.

Would u like ur husband sisters to come and drag property with u in your husband house?

Can u go and drag property with them in their husband house?

Igbo women these days that cannot stand her husband family merely visiting are talking about sharing property with them and possibly living permanently with them. Abeg reason properly joor!

oga my husband is my husband and that which he toiled for and got for himself with the help of God with I as a witness and possibly a contributor no woman or man from his family will come dragging when I have his children to take care of even with out children.
Secondly, any issue concerning him and his sisters over their father's belonging say considered their own family matter which I may not directly have a say in but can privately advise my husband.
Even the divorced given a share depends on what she meets after her return otherwise if there's nothing left unshared she can be supported willingly. Also going to drag anything with a woman in her husbands house is utterly out of questions. What for? And where was the person when those things were being gotten? Imagine some thieves who hate to visit North but when their kinsmen returns from a journey from the north they are the first to line up in his as early as 6a.m to collect gift of beans, onion, kuli kuli etc as if you owe them. Also when death occurs they want to inherit the wealth he made from a foreign land neglecting his children.
OILSOUP I KNOW DAMN TOO WELL WHAT AM TALKING ABOUT OK? AM NOT JUST BLABBING FOR ARGUMENT SAKES.... I have walked through this way ok? But guess what? We won!
#fuckAllTheVulturesWaitingToFeastOnIheritancesWithoutMakingEffortToAchieveTheirs#

OILSOUP:
MARRY MALAWIAN, U CAN INHERIT HIS PROPERTY, FORGET ABOUT DADDY LAND, DAT ONE IS FOR MUMMY AND THE BOYZ.

No qualms but...
Glory to God. Actually this October marks exact 12years of Dad's demise and his soul is sure resting in peace because there's no battle of who owns this or that... Thanks to my big brother for his fatherly role who believes in giving everyone the best and mostly empowering we the female children. He ain't greedy and I need no land but stores and a house for rental purposes is not bad for the girls even businesses for her to manage. All of us four siblings are best in supporting each other and that's the more reason our mama is still alive and smiling.
All I am saying is that Igbo male folks should be more considerate to their daughters with regards to distribution of things inherited. . Your sister may be the one to look after your children tomorrow when you are no more much better than your brother because women naturally thinks of home and families and cared so much of their own more than men so don't hurt your sisters because of things money can buy. No one knows tomorrow. K' odiri anyi n'mma isie..

kishimi8:
Well it's just ironic, they insult us, call us names, ,
It's like the saying you point 1 finger 10 are pointing back at you,
Very unfortunate, so if a female child does not get married or gets divorced, husband dies etc she will just become stranded, what happens to a man without a male child? Android are even saying they are temporal beings, quite surprising,

We'll to each his own.

Don't mind that one he is a lazy cow. With such mentality I pity his sisters. That's why some Igbo women who are frustrated in marriage fears to seek divorce and go back home rather she remains, suffer abuse and eventually die in the process because if she returns home the tigers and lions called men and so called heirs will mock and frustrate them even further for the fear that she might partake as gift for her upkeep from that which is left for them to share. Greedy people killing themselves over inheritances they did the work for.. Please follow and take a good look at the thread you'll their likes talking trash

Malawian:
If i catch you enh, i will impregnate you and nothing will happen.

abegi Malawian abi Italian go o.

chiamaka21:
k keep quite. wht is good for the goose is good for the gander. if this story is from the north. my Igbo brother will have come out with dere dick measurement telling us how the North is backward. yet we are the most hypocritical tribe in Nigeria.

Ammie nwa are you seeing what am saw? This Igbo boys calling us temporal being are still the ones who can't keep their acclaimed permanent home in order. No wonder they can never do without the UMUADAS in igbo land and most judgement cannot be ruled without involving the women folks when it is really tough. Oya let Igbo men go and hold August meeting let me see... Yeye fowls

OILSOUP:
Everybody claiming to be igbo these days, even one from kebbi. smh!

It doesn't matter if from Kebbi. This is Nigeria and one can live anywhere he or she wishes. If I like I move to Chad or Washington DC and will still say am Igbo because that's my Origin. Although, I cannot change where I come from but I can choose where I wanna be and belong. Truth is always bitter.

Malawian:
Your fadas sppeerm has very low quality, it is the only reason you turned out this way.

You are a goat Ewu! You that will never work hard to get your own but rather wait to inherit what papa left. No wonder thuggery, ritual, kidnapping and all sort of atrocities is at large in your Igbo land.

kishimi8:
Hmmm soo much for advanced people yet you people say we oppress women up north, here women can inherit properties, land etc and if lady dies her properties are inherited by her children or relatives.

Thank you Kishimi tell them. That's why am so not marrying an Igbo even though am an Igbo lady as most them are so idiotic most especially those of them that has never crossed Niger bridge in their lives before. Imagine how their male fight over inheritance and against themselves but when it comes to taking care of their deceased brother's orphans and wives they are zero. Only very few of them take such great responsibility. Again there females are the ones who bothers to maintain the so called property they fight over or taking care of their widowed mother more the yeye sons who are after who to kill over a plot of land. Insha Allah my children will not have one stupid igbo uncle to drag properties with them.

hmm! I'm not surprised. I wonder how many will be left at the end nawa o

just get Shea butter, also called ori or mankade to start rehabilitating your already damage skin. it's everywhere and more than affordable even with the bad economy 20naira can get u one. But it's like you believe in product with fine names and high price tags so another advice is you can go for Palmers coco butter fade cream or lotion though there are locally made and nice coco butter creams too, good honey can also be used with your body cream maintain skin balance and use moisturizing soaps to bath and not harsh antiseptic saops and be patient with your skin. see a dermatologist as well very necessary. goodluck.

just get Shea butter, also called ori or mankade to start rehabilitating your already damage skin. it's everywhere and more than affordable even with the bad economy 20naira can get u one. But it's like you believe in product with fine names and high price tags so another advice is you can go for Palmers coco butter fade cream or lotion though there are locally made and nice coco butter creams too, use moisturizing soaps to bath and not harsh antiseptic saops and be patient with your skin. see a dermatologist as well very necessary. goodluck.

Cooldeejay:
:-XThere is time for everything! see how this thread is silent. May God answer our prayers!

AMEN.

mimzy007:
hello dear, good morning. You don't mean it?! Thank God you completed everything successfully, I will email you.

Thanks a million.

mimzy007:
Hi, they do that to check for, any form type Hepatitis, Kidney function, STI's, HIV, blood sugar, pregnancy for ladies, and a bunch of other things we might not know about.

Mimzy dear, good morning. I was at Naf training wing command KD on Sunday as I told you and got screened successfully under same day even before 12noon. I couldn't connect to you for the sake of misplacing my phone that same day. Please can you email me your contact if convinient for you? chinyerehappy@gmail.com Thank you and remain blessed.

mimzy007:
Hello dear, hope you are good. We will get to meet by Gods grace, hope you've seen the schedule. God bless you too!

mimzy007:
Hello dear, hope you are good. We will get to meet by Gods grace, hope you've seen the schedule. God bless you too!

mimzy007:
Hello dear, hope you are good. We will get to meet by Gods grace, hope you've seen the schedule. God bless you too!

Amen. I have seen the schedule, looking forward to..Thanks a million.