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luminouz:
Definitely not ME! I prefer them perfectly oiled n ready to ROAR!!!!

Why won't you prefer them oiled? Is it not that work you like doing without getting tired?

Her pant is as dried as her brain. What has she proofed? That her V is dry? Who wants to straff a dry old engine that has refused to even bring oil to clean itself for 6days.

luminouz:
Lol!

luminouz:
Lmaoooooooooooo! This geh u won't kuku kill me! U won't kee meeee ooooo! Haba!!
Babe I wasn't kissing anybody na.....come hia joor! *pressed lips together,tilts them forward n closes his eyes*

If I swear for u now they will say I'm wicked.

*Just look atstew*

luminouz:
Ginaz Darling!!!! It was a long time ago na.....consider as part of my memoirs from d past!!!!
U know I got u on my MIND babe * smiles dreamily*
No worries aiit Drop dat bottle n give Dada a kisser!!!

Which kiss? That same mouth you have used to kiss all your girlfriends? You think I don't know?

luminouz:
Lmaooooo! Jeez ain't u organz? Y are u talking bro....organ no dey talk...now lemme SKUL u bro in d alpha male game
There are 3 types of gehs.....good,bad n ugly.....
A good geh won't bring her friends n of course won't look like an EBINA...
A bad geh will ask for tfare to d venue n ask for d most expensive item on d menu....n eat hungry like dat day is her last on earth......EBINA 1
D ugly ones are d crass n razz gehs who exist only to eat..n eat..n eat anyway,anyhow without any shame whatsoever n believe men only exist to serve them coz they got a hole between their legs.....they bring in 2 or 3 of their friends for a cookout their generation can't pay for n just grabs everything in sight....classless n shameless...n in d process embarrassing d guy who was unfortunate enough to ask them out..they always look chick on d outside so its on a date u get to see their true colours....EBINA 2
Now to DAT fateful day.....ur wrong to think I had no cash with me....had 20k straight from d ATM with me before going to d rendezvous....since its on first date I came prepared....imagine my surprise n anger when d geh turned out with 2 odas all to play me for a fool...wasn't even bothered bro till they just looked me over n said hi n ordered for d menu straight away like they own d place....d geh I invited exchanged pleasantries with me like 2mins n joined her friends haggling n huffing over d menu like diarrheic hyenas.....they clearly meant to chop me n go...I had no problems standing up right there n then n cancelling the date bro but I wanted to teach them a lesson they won't forget in a hurry because they have obviously been doing that to other guys( a geh once told me this same scenario of how she n her friends wreck gehs when on a date n one time like dat d guy won cry coz him money don finish n he only took BOTTLED water...imagine) n getting away with it.....
For d plan to work I had to make em relaxed so I told em to be free n eat up....watching as d EBINAs crowed n cooed as soft drinks were served them while they placed orders.... They didn't even bother looking at me twice when I excused myself to go to d restroom....for d plan to work I had to involve d guard n tipped him too( very eager after dat) with a promise to come back some days after to hear d full gist..
So bro...it wasn't d fear to confront them or lack of machismo o but the urge to make sure those gehs won't ever do dat to another guy without thinking twice

For this detailed lesson.....u owe me a BOW!!!

So you are going to dates with women? . Ha!!! u die here today. After you have deceive me say u love me ,u will marry me, buy me gold and silver.. Chaii.

*breaks bottle*

I won't dare. I won't see you months at end, won't play and laugh with you, can touch you to give you small small playful slaps on your cheeks

Then all those small small girls will be giving me heart attack.
Hell no.

O.p not go and look for a wife when the sun is shining brighter for you. Be looking for how to eat her kpekus. If you don't eat kpekus and break up with her to concentrate on more important things will you die?

Somebody told you she has two boyfriends already but cos of your greed for kpekus you accepted the crown to be a third mugu.

Now tell me, since you knew this lady, has your feelings ran deeply for her? Sincerely ask yourself, if you love her or just a lust thing.

All I see are signs of lust. May kpekus not destroy your life. Stay there o, be looking for green light till it lands you in trouble.

This is how you look when she refuses you to chop kpekus.
She has your mugu and mumu button.
*disorganized and pathetic *

Now take for an experiment, you place two bananas in front of a two monkey. One decided he doesn't need it and walked away while the other jumped, ate, moan while eating it.

Who is to be blamed for the offense? The banana or the monkey?

Girls are the bananas while married men stands for the monkeys. It all boils down to self control and it's not right to blame the girls if the married men fall into their trap.

Cos they didn't put guns on their head, didn't hold them hostage, didn't gum their brain to the ground rather they acted on their selfish interest. They were trapped by their insatiable need of lust despite married.

Every man will carry their own load. if you look carefully at men who commits adultery with relish and with great abandon, they don't always live a fulfilled life, their lives comes wayward at the end, with nothing to show for their handwork. Cos God has already degree "do not commit adultery" and it's a curse and who ever that commits adultery commits great sin.

Some people do not know the deadly repercussions of adultery. You took a blood covenant the day you take a wife/husband and stand before God to say "till death do us apart" "in the name of the Father, son and holy Spirit. You have swore before God that only she/he you will have till death.

Then you go outside to sleep with another man, sleep with big breast and big yansh lady enjoying yourself. You think you are enjoying life but rather you have used the name of the lord in vain, Broken a blood covenant and oath you swore before God.

God does not take his name in a worthless way. As you sow you shall reap.

If you are one of those men that commits adultery, or woman that goes outside to sleep with another man, change o. You are committing a serious sin.

And those single men sleeping with married women cos they tell you their husbands doesn't Fucck them well, you have rubbed your hands in a blood covenant. Ask God for forgiveness.

I went to her page, such a beautiful and smart girl. But such is life, it has ups and downs but may Jehovah keep protecting us.

Be consoled.

I don't like short men, but that doesn't mean I might not marry one if I love him so much. Short but not a dawrf o, I go pick my shoe run if he short pass me.

Go and chop your masters. Mtchewwwwwwwww.

BiafraBushBoy:
I am a sales person and I am also an introvert too.

But when I see opportunity to make money, I feel this adrenalin pump pushing me.

Like they tell us when we wana approach any girl, they say "Just do it".

My fav shoe makers is NIKE. you know why?

Because I know ThT their products are expensive, and thinking about the price can be pretty discouraging.

but when I see their logo, it keeps telling me "Just Do it".

So Ginaz, I am telling you.... "Just do it"

The fear of rejection is killing, but "Just approach them"

We have only two outcomes...

1) Either they accept you

2) The politely reject you, then you move on to the next parent.

Sorry the post is long... I am a passionate sales Man.

Need tutorials, I can help out.

Thanks.

Oh thanks. I won't hesitate to call on you. Sure, I'm gonna head out.

soberdrunk:
I was just reminiscing the things i did with my 'nanny' as a teenager , what i need is a "cook" but i reckon its cheaper to get a girlfriend

Don't pollute my thread. Thank you.

BiafraBushBoy:
hey Ginaz listen. it is gonna be pretty difficult developing relationships with parents online.

You have to meet them physically and convince them that you can handle their children with care.

Start from your church, mosque, neighbours , colleagues.

When they love your service, referrals will flood in.

Before you know it, you have opened a Day Care center.

#Business.

I'm an introvert (my pain in the ass right now) but if they want I can meet with them physically to develop a relationship and let them see for themselves how efficient I am with my work.

I want to make an honest living and do a job I like too. I'm just me and I don't know how to go about it again, but my work will speak for me. Well, I've asked a few people around my area. All I'm waiting for are response.

Thanks for your advise, I appreciate it a lot. I really do.

Soberdrunk do you need a nanny? You have been here since morning

Check my mail.

I'm honest, truthful, God fearing and do my job thoroughly. If you're in need of a nanny or knows someone who is in need of a nanny, you can Dm me via my gmail in my profile.

Serious people only please. No joke.

Try me to see how efficient I will be. Thanks people. God bless!

If you stay far off in lagos, we can negotiate.

She got lovely voice too.

She looks desperate, if I were a guy and a girl I invited to my house is doing all this on the first day I will run.

Who send you madam?

Life na WA o. English can be taught, he should enroll her in an English class or find a house teacher to teach her figures of speech till she knows how to use English to a certain level that won't cause embarrassment.

If she can't speak it, what about pigin and her native tongue? Did English originated from Nigeria?

Who has English given scholarship to heaven?

My dear, there is not a perfect human on this earth. If he likes he should leave her and marry a slay mama that can spoke and broke English like a pro but he will still complain for one shortcomings or another.

Another man out there will take her and love her like she is, her English not withstanding.

He should be wise.

saintfizzo:
that's my sis in law and she died the night after the birth... U can correct it pls

Sorry o

hill67:
you too can smash it even bigger today

You don't know what to type please gi and jump inside the lagoon. Someone died and you're talking rubbish nairabet.

janefarms2015:
@Ginaz, ive been sending u pms, no reply, we share the same views with most of ur comments, the issue with most Jws is what you are saying, I was born nd bred as one,reply me may be we can introduce reforms, Jehovah sees all our hearts and I hate hypocrisy, I wont say more than this, as for the OP, I will pm u now, I will attend ur wedding, Im in lagos but will come, may Jehovah bless your union

I'm gonna check

iamloyalty:
I refuse to communicate or reply with u.

Who wants to communicate with you?

iamloyalty:
This guy is an apostate I've encountered him before. Let them because is turning sour.

What made him an apostate? Cos he questioned his religion made him one? Did Jesus ever call anyone who disagreed with him an apostate? Wow, I'm speechless by your reasoning.

Seeking answers to the foundation of your faith, beliefs, doctrines that doesn't go well with you makes you an apostate. May God help you.

luminouz:
Mid twenties?
*puts a call through to China Qingdao district* Chai chin ma qin la sa Wong? ( is my container not yet approved)
* puts a call through to his hommies* Get ur tailors ready boiz we are going to d East/SS to take our WIFE!!!!!
* puts a call through to mummy* Get ready mamushka..will soon bring her o..U will be happy mama she is even a JW! Ain't DAT cool

Have I not warned you not to be taking IGbo at night? You see the repercussion?

StuntingBlack:
Despite having a dad who loathed my decision for despising the organization, I still love that great man. You may hate what I did dad, but I know deep down inside, you love your son. And I will forever be grateful for your rare understanding.
It ain't easy growing up with a JWee to d core you know, especially one appointed elder at that. But nonetheless, my destiny was not to be a JWee.... and that ends d story.

Great pics you got dude. And wish ya a happy married life.!!!

Awww, this is touching. I understand brother, I do. Religion was meant to unite but it's breaking families apart. I totally understand what you passed through cos I was there. Your dad will come around and deep in his heart he feels the pain of losing a son too. I wish you the best.

rottennaija:
Please, let me correct one impression.
I don't appreciate your insult.

You are a JWs and definitely, if you are by my door or my field service partner, you wouldn't insult me. You would season your utterances with salt. I actually don't see those attitudes online by most JWs have come in contact with. They are so insulting and rude. So, Please, keep your peace.

Secondly, you can always have your point of views or pov. However, it should not make you think you know all or are too skilled. I have had conversation with many like you and it's only questions that can reveal the depth of your knowledge. But it's something you can't do over the net.

Thirdly, I'm more worried about your attitude. Like the pharisee of Jesus days, your clearly seem to be too proud of yourself. You think you know much that "you will not pamper me, you will hit me hard." maybe you know, maybe you don't. I will not be the judge of that. But I can only advise you, watch your attitude, because like Jesus said, it is those that appears to be babes, the unwise ones that will enter God's Kingdom, not those with the I too know pharisaic attitudes like you.

Finally, I have been neck deep in the organisation. It was only after I started serious Bible study and research that I realise the emptiness of the reasoning that led to my earlier believe. I didn't waste time throwing away those believe and changing my biblical views. So, believe me when I say, I know what you will say before you say it. And I can only use questions to reveal the emptiness of your organisational based reasoning.

I'm too tired. I have had a really busy day. Good night and may God show us all his ways and favour.

May Jehovah in his mercy reveal to us the truth not what men throw at us. Jesus was questioned by the pharisees about his source of his power and he never called them apostates rather he felt pity for them. But in J.W the moment you begin to question the truth you become an apostate and would be treated like an outcast, someone who is going astray.

Don't bother to exchange words with her, you will be wasting valuable time. You see how rude she is, how "know it all" she feels.

I want to know Jehovah and serve him not a religion group. May him strengthens us and give us wisdom to understand his words. Have a good night sleep, I'm too tired as well to give her a reply. People like her will go out in the field ministry tomorrow and preach to people with all smiles, but just take a look at her conducts here.

Rude, disrespectful, boisterous, lack of understanding and using words that were humiliating. Between us all, who was the true Christian?

The Bible didn't lie when it said Jehovah searches the heart. Things like this makes me appreciate him more and do my best to please him not people.

Goodnight