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falconey:
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please dont get fat and kill yourself o

PunkyVeer:
I dance but the most interesting part is, outside of my four walls, I'd never be caught dancing even if a gun was put up against my head, "dance for charity" or even for a trillion dollars. Inside the house though- when this chic's in da crib ma, she drops it like it's hot, drops it like it's hot

hehehhehehhe me too.

CUM4WHAT:
beech u started well and made my soldier salute buh u became xtraordinarily disgustn at d end... NONSENSE.. BUH IF IMAY ASK? HOW DEEP IS D WELL UNDA U?

we are all humans, I form for nobody cos at the end nobody gonna be there for you. sorry to disgust you, but our digestive system functions the "disgust" like you said for our well being.

I see nothing disgusting about it, tell that to my middle finger. and besides, it was just for a little bit of humour. dont you do ''disgusting'' things yourself? life is too hard right now to start behaving like a kid. gosh, you need your sense of humour resurrected!

I fart and so what? should I be ashamed to talk about it again?

having a good man is by prayer and wisdom, what makes you think that the other man would have been better for her?

you can suffer and die with a guy with little money but end up living a horrible life. what makes a man is PRINCIPLE! its not and never is the financial background of the guy.

your friend married a man with no principles, I believed the man was good at some aspect of their marriage. money should not be generalized as a means of knowing a man's character or personality.

your friend ended with a wrong man, what has money got to do with it? or are all poor men good? are all rich men bad? the answer is no!

leave your friend alone and focus on yourself, you are a bad friend belittling her self worth. what would people think? won't they think it was cos of money she made the choice? if I were her, I would skin you alive. things like this makes me hate friends. APROKO house wife! over sabi! bad friend! go and marry let's see, you think its easy?

ok

ok

being alone is kinda fun for me sometimes, when am alone I walk butt naked around the house, my little lady likes it so much .

when am alone, I pretend to be dancing skelewu with davido.

when am alone, I like eating food straight from the pot and scraping it with my spoon. I like the sound of the "krukrukru"

I like sleeping under the fan butt naked, with my legs spread like butter.

I like reading and browsing about yoga exercise.
I close my eyes and pretend I'm all over the world, making money and having fun, going on vacations and being happy.

I like farting when alone . it sounds like bomb( boom) ,won't wanna do it in public cos someone gonna die.


lastly, I just love being at home .........relaxing with cool love music playing.


what's yours

yea, beautiful love story but I wanna hear wonderful marriage life story cos love story and marriage story are different.


but women sha, I tire for we o

I smell lies

watch this drama.....

a guy is driving his latest Ferrari car along the road on a cold evening, he stops to ask pretty fair lady walking down the busy street to ask for direction , he lowered the window's glass down and pushes his head forward to whistle the lady but before he could do that ,the lady looked at him, then smiled stupidly as she cat walked to him.

''hello sir'' she said smiling
''hmmm hello dear'' the guy said, obviously seeing the greedy expression on the girl's face as she stared at his car.
''sir, do you need a hand wash?''
the guy looked up from his window, surprised but before he could say jack, the lady got into his car.
''sir, how a fine guy like you dont know hand wash?, I will give you here now now, and you pay me in kind.''
she unzip his trouser, and bent down and started abusing his erection with her mouth.

he was on cloud 9, hmmmm, ''I love Nigeria'' he said in his mind. he ejaculated, his chest moving, all his senses gone.
'' oga, na DAT 1 be hand wash. oya find small thing for me na''. she said hopefully.

just then his phone rang, the noise of it could bomb a building.
''hello sir'' he said to the phone, panic written on his face.
''Johnny, where my motto?'' a harsh voice vibrated over the loud speaker
''sir, I don repair am o, I don lost for ur street, I dey do hand wash 4 d engine, I go soon bring am''.
''u better bring am now now or else, na leg wash u go do.''
''chaiiii, so u be ordinary driver'' the girl shouted, not believing her bad luck.
''u dey mad'' he retaliated back. ''see this hand washer o''.
I wan ask u 4 direction b4 u come give me hand wash, oya comot from my oga car make I dey go''
''na God go punish u'' the Lady said, stepping out of the car
''foolish man, na hand wash go kill ur papa.''




......written by ginaz....
guys,I'll be writing a novel very soon in the literature's section. please, support me by reading and commenting.

who no like enjoyment ?

its caused by eating too much money

eww, so disgusting

it is a wa o, so you can't no mess or do stuff like this in your husband's presence?
no wonder marriage of this days dont last! my late grandparents did those but never lost the love they had for each other.


carry ur yeye list go put 4 dustbin ........

love is free

OK now that you've lied can you shut up and sit down? dont you see politicians? after lying, they sit and spread their pot belly stomach.

pastors that can't keep their family but can pray for other people's own.
he went to church to preach, just say what happened and stopped beating about the bush Mr pastor.

take very good care of your skin by bathing and never skip your moisturizer. try this e45 cream, its very good. the amount is 3500 or 3055 depending on the area, it treats skin conditions like eczema, dry skin, itchy skin e.t.c.

if it doesn't work for you then you need to see a doctor to see it, it might be signs of others things.

same teeth

'' you say ur love no dey lie, u say ur feelings no go die see me I don dey cry eh yaa o no. u say ur love no dey die o, see me I don dey cry, tell me which kind love be this.............''

I love you wizzy

''love o love o, make you give love baby o
I go give u love o, and I promise to give you many o baby o
I fit die on top your matter eh baby o''

there was one day eh, I was going to the market to get food stuff. I went to my customer's shop to get meat, we started pricing, I told him that his meat looked dull, hope the meat will be sweet.

he said " ah customer I don Bleep you up b4?
I said '' no o, but no Bleep me up o, put me for down.''
the other meat seller, a man then said
'' he sabi Bleep o, he dey Bleep up and down''

everybody started laughing

there was one day eh, I was going to the market to get food stuff. I went to my customer's shop to get meat, we started pricing, I told him that his meat today looks dull, hope the meat will be sweet.

he said " ah customer I don Bleep you up b4?
I said '' no o, but no Bleep me up o, put me for down.''
the other meat seller, a man then said
'' he sabi Bleep o, he dey Bleep up and down''

everybody started laughing

let God be the judge

no, I haven't been slapped or slapped anyone! my boyfriend loves me too much to do such, (awww) I love you too boo

this man, ur destiny doesn't want you to have lips. is that an old scar too in the upper lip?

this is serious o, dem no want you to kiss woman.

GodMode:
You're welcome.

you're still a small child , Learn to talk maturely and act like an adult.

poor baby

GodMode:
Coward....

thank you