₦airaland Forum

AfroBeatDiary:
Baba, I don see am and I really appreciate but how I go take send you 100 card cos i know say you big pass nah....

Lols. God bless our Hussle. Am into ceremonial video editing...

Rapmoney:
Transformer blow and light nor dey for 6 months...nothing consign vulture with barbing salon!

Oga oooo. E affect ya area too

englishmart:
Fuvvk

Yeah bro. Fvck fvckkkkkk!

Babatunde40:
As the important Yoruba proverb says

"Omo ati babaleyi, ma lo titi ni mo wa ranti?
Agalagba je agbalumo"

If you are yoruba, you will notice I just typed nonsense. Drops pen.

Guy you no well ooooo. Lols

Old text deleted .. someone cannot come and blackmail me

OneCorner:
Stop eating fish eye. Especially Crocker, panla and kote

Lolsssss bro. Like seriously ?

ursullalinda:
Hmmmm I no dey like this show breast stuff....she would have been finer if she covered up a little.....

Na your breasts exposed? ... If you gat it, flaunting it would be fine

And the admin here, won't push this to front page if na snake and the rest, e go enter front page

tyup:
As a full blooded igbo guy I'll sincerely suggest our igbo women, wives and wives to be should be sent to either Saudi Arabia or Iran to know what it means to respect husbands as head of everything they can think of. they should be panel beated, dragged n trained brutally cause almost 70% of our igbo women are whores n I can't really phantom why they wount just be like our Yoruba counterpart whose Women are just so good and respectful

I'm still saying it that Yoruba needs to colonize us and really teach us a better way of life

I disagree sir

RockyEyo:
Y
Baba I’m Married o
And I’m taking wifey to a quiet resort for some nice time hopefully we come back with a set of twin boys

Lolss...

RockyEyo:
H
Never said I was hungry though just can’t spend that kinda amount on talk time when I’m not calling Mr. President

Bro,stop pretending.. call ya chikitoes then

RockyEyo:
I guess you just had to comment........
Learn to recognize a joke when you see one
Anyway if u were a daddy u would appreciate what I’m saying....

That was a joke bro... God provide for you. Peace

RockyEyo:
Osheee baba,


Hello people, had a funny experience on Sunday noon, was trying to do an online transaction when I mistakenly choose the option to recharge my MTN line to the tune of 9,120 naira.
I thought about what to do and now opted to sell off the recharge at a discount instead of loosing it all to talk time.

NB I am in Lagos Ikeja Oregun area, transaction will be done in Ikeja o, I cannot shout. Interested buyer please DM me ASAP I need money for my baby food..... I can sell for 7500naira....

At the end of every of ya story, you dey always use you need money for your baby food. Na every year you dey both. Use another strategy jareee.

tianshie:
Person wey dem wan initiate no dey wear regalia, Baba. You don done for the game. You and chief priest.

Abeg wetin bẹ regalia?... I didn't see any special stuff there. Him wear red cloth, dem kan use paint write regalia. As in? Nothing....

sylve11:
Eedris you don hit my car, oyibo repete

What are you saying

GboyegaD:
He isn't worth her life but I'm not sure she knows that. To those recording the video, they could have at least rushed her to the hospital rather than leave her like that.

Enn enn. You don forget say na naija we dey abi? Make person kan dey write statement him no know about...

If na me, I go video too.. taking snipper or snippet na her decision and from the video she is grown up. I wish her save journey to Baba God. When the angels wan throw her inside fire, make she drink snippet or snipper there too

Omo ti o gbon. Unwise girl...

SifonAbasi:
This is how people invite marine spirit into their homes. Trouble de sleep yanga de wake am.

Is there anything thing like Marine spirit in oyinbo land?


Marine spirit no get land reach there

Lurkin:
me when I dey watching porn with earpics inside lecture hall without knowing the thing dey sound out

Earpics loud outside? na lie jareee..

LOGOBELT:
Jesus! meanwhile Nokia 106 Dual Sim is available for sale @ 3k, check signature for contact

1k

The story is already long, yet some of you will still go ahead and quote it Olagbaraooo.

It would have been better to just reply, than quoting the whole story

pocohantas:
Learn to tolerate your horseband's family.

Keep tolerating and be at PEACE with them. Shebi it is just food. His brother's house for that matter.

Naija women and pseudo-humility. Don't get tired yet. You started it, finish it.

She should finish it ? I support that too! When una dey bleep, you tell us here... Madam face it jaree... I suggest your confront the stubborn brother in-law and tell him to his face. If he misbehave land am heavy slap.

He go dey fear you. okare omo dada.

sonofanarchy:
be nice to him, suprise him with gift if possible take him out that way you can tell him in a playful way

Bro, what are you saying. She is complaining of ordinary food and you are talking about her buying him gift? Such attitude will appear strange to the guy. When someone is making you uncomfortable, tell him politely. Worse worse una go fight, but you don voice out. If na normal human being, him go readjust for you..

Na your husband house, okay? No let anyone dey do anyhow.

ireneidiva:
Tell him not to dish food by himself. Tell him you will dish it for him. After cooking, store some in the fridge and keep your husbands own aside and give him his. If you are going out, make sure you keep food for him to eat when he is hungry and tell him. Example: I kept beans for you, you can eat it if you are hungry. Remind him to wash his dishes after eating. Wash your own yourself because it is your duty not his except he offers. Also try to be more tolerant and stop reporting him, he wont be there forever.

Fridge? You know maybe they have fridge?

Jman06:
But wait o, is this really Adeboye Or an impersonator

I doubt Adeboye would say such in public even if he actually did ask his son to sack the secretary.

He's too intelligent to make that tweet!

Guy you dey reason as I dey reason...

CArt:
Don't mind those people condemning the G.O. Must the 'son' in the context wait to be disgrace like Samson,Fatoyinbo & co before doing the right thing?
Some ladies are Lucifer's agent. Man needs to be careful. Heaven is real.

Hypocisy would kill some Nairalanders very soon.

Bro, who's fatoyinbo? I know of Samson. Fatoyinbo nko? Taani jebe?

Osanoghodua1:
Thanks but some phones and chargers automatically stop charging or taking in more energy once fully 100%. But power bank will keep charging your battery until it destroys it, it has no limitation to stop charging a full battery. Avoid power bank by all means

Some power bank stop charging when your phone is full. This fil power bank does that

berbs:
Nah, this one is a deep snorer. He only wakes up when the mosque is calling Muslim faithfuls to come and pray.

Lolsssss, unless him be deep snorer true true. Funny guy

GRADEXP2:
Cockroaches give those marks.
Try to eradicate cockroaches in your room and you wont find those marks again.

Cockroaches ke? No matter how far asleep you are, anything crawling on your face will trigger an instant awareness, meaning you go wake up immediately

Xisnin:
Then wrap your hands in cloths for a night and see how it goes.

The only other possibility is a skin/parasite infection but the OP's description
clearly matched self-inflicted marks.

If the above doesn't apply, then install a camera in your room to catch the "culprit".

Lols,. Culprit.... You wan use camera catch witches?

exnovio:
I had same experience for some years,i even wokeup one morning and found a side of my hair shaved.its a spiritual attack.
What you will do is to be very prayerful,even if its persist while praying ignore it,dont complain continue in prayers.l will personally join u in prayers.Na only GOD pass dem

Guy, mind your business. You are in 2020... You went through your own yourself. Join only if you are spiritual strong,

Mrnakeina:
My guy,
I'm going to get bashed by ignorant 'smart', 'exposed' and 'logical thinkers'.

You're in an environment with strange powers.
Pray, pray, and pray more, especially before you sleep

That could be true