₦airaland Forum

Onegai:
Innovestor, today is Thursday, send your wife a message right now, ask her what she's doing, if there's light etc. Come home earlier than usual and play with the kids. Buy cake for your wife and everybody eat. When I say play, I mean PLAY. Dance like an egun masquerade. During this play, you guys should make a paper ball, recreate the NIG-GERs be Germany ) and stylishly throw it at Mum. Let her pass it back, infact,rush her if she holds the ball long. Feel free to smack her bum during the play, no red card given. Don't ask for sex.

Tomorrow, come home and watch whatever she wants to watch, discuss it with her animatedly. What hairdo is she wearing? Bet you don't know offhand tell her to bring her nailpolish, you want to practise painting because the economy has crashed and manipedis ain't cheap. Ask her what's going with life. Just listen. Gist freely.

Saturday, you and her go to the mall. Go watch a movie together (no kids allowed). In the car home, hold her hand. When you get home, don't sit in your usual seat (the one you use as your personal space), sit with her. Tell her "I've missed us having fun, I've missed you". See how the evening goes.

Chai. Men don suffer so after I toast babe she agree, I pay thousands for marriage right and other things, now I go work finish come house start they toast my wife or even pay b4 we Bleep Haba are men made to just suffer,why are women so self centred? Now check out maybe b4 you marry her she don friend another guy the guy go don lash shit comot for her yansh but you go get mind dey deprive your husband him matrimonial right you dey here dey yan dust

EricMason:
me still waiting for a pet to be call AISHA BUHARI

am buying my own dog male and female for the sake of this naming ceremony. The male will be DINO while the female be please help me in completing the name

ojnnaco:
Who no go deny am I dey reason this broom people issues with one eye

ghost really slap that guy, the media aid no sabi lie sef

seunny4lif:
Just passing thru
Na dem
Booking space is now against the law

Chukwue Meka, 35
Developing people Land is their hobby
Ibadan brauch office
OYO State
Odua Republic

you get mind to think of become a republic of your own?

Padreo:
i am Damian a student of Federal polytechnic Oko, HND2 computer science. After the lecture, a piece of paper was passed to students for attendance that's when i faced him. i was to write mine then he tapped my arms for me to give him the attendance sheet, i got angry coz i hate being bullied, i declined giving him then we dragged the attendance sheet, he then told me he's going to deal with me, foolishly of me i told he he cant do nothing. After he went i was told he's a Cultist and one of the top. Am scared as hell here...please my fellow nairalanders what should i do? should i go ask him to pardon me??

my man find out the family he belongs, join another family that is strong as they are. If you have the mind ooo and watch him respect you like his follow man. there Is no man that is not afraid the only edge he might have over you is just his cartel men and nothing more. If you can't join any just have it that you have priced and you most pay no two way cause they will come for you. No man is an island nor do any soldier stand alone he will only use number to intimidate you. But if you can't do what I typed there just meet him when he is alone take him to a beer parlour he will no refuse buy him some bottle then tell him not to reason the issue(matter) don't tell him sorry he is not your father.

karryn:
I no fine but I get hope pass some people

you fine no worry

karryn:
When is my birthday sef? Make I begin snap pishure wey I go upload for NL

hope say you fine

eistien:
An oduduwa

she is a genius. How I wish people with sharp brains like this to solve problems are the once we place over there as our leaders we will have lesser problem in this country. We celebrate good brains but at the end we will still vote for a dull leader. What a shame

fiizznation:
You know this is a foolish statement right? Who is the vulture here and who is the dying man?

boy you are the vulture just want to help since you don't know your self

chie8:
It is official.Exploration of oil has started in North East Nigeria.

Details later

Image credit:Sallau

Source: http://www.trezzyblog.com/2016/08/exploration-begins-north-east.html

please which part of the north east

donseeker8:
This is a nice movement from Ekiti government.. what baffles me a lot in this country is how some people are treated special... because out of no money in the state, the government must look for money to build cattle ranches for fulani in there own State just to prevent havoc by fulanis....

My question now is "WHY ARE THE FULANIS TREATED SPECIAL IN THIS COUNTRY?

because they are violent and that is the language the government of this country understand. Just kill people and keep killing the government will list to you. All hail the zoo where bush animals are care for more than the human.

yarimo:
good to no you speak for yourself, here in MINNA 2 hours every day

no be lie I never see the light 2day sef

Kolenda:
I thank God for my younger sister o! In fact we are rejoicing at home o!

dat piece of shit over there, that's what a whole 74yrs old president of a country can not show us. And a 16yrs is displaying this shit when no body is asking for it. How I wish buhari can display his and shame us the waillers here

Sharon6:
You mean to tell me that's a woman in that video? I don't believe it!!! Please where's her boobs??





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Hadez:
How does this affect my signature?

see ur small yansh

cynthia123:
This your question can be rephrased in different versions...

****Is it right to pray before going for robbery?

****Is it right to pray before commiting abortion?

***Is it right to pray before commiting exam malpractice?

Well, you now have the answers

one holy fucker seen

RRoyaId:
How does your ranting underscore my comment and it's genuineness?


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sure your foolishness is genuine. And no statement can underscore it

Fugazi:
[size=13pt]Children of hate and anger Ipod division won't like this. Dem go still abuse Buhari on belly filled with Northerner rice.

They hate any success and progress from other parts of Nigeria.

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if your village Is producing rice that will feed them is it a new thing? If you produce your rice we bring oil then we can have fried rice,but when you want to drink oil alone you go poudge na.

Sweetlemon:
O ma se o!

It's high time Niger Deltans stood up to this madness. May thunder fire any SE bigot that cone here to praise this. Leave ND matters to us damn it!

chill this is new month . no need to give ur self high BP about the SE. We the SE people wish you and the rest of the nairalanders A HAPPY new month cheers .

mamaafrik:
Whenever you see any cute lady finding it hard to tether a guy for marriage check HER ATTITUDE,whenever you see any cute guy finding it hard to get a lady check HIS POCKET. #QOUTEMEANYWHERE.

ma nigga you rock.

diegwu01:
Many lazy Nigerians would expect to sit down and expect the Government to provide them with food on their table,
yet every night they dream to be Dangote or bill Gates..

lazy leader will be embezzling your future and the future of your generation unborn and will expect you to think for solution to their lies during campaign. If they can't think they should better resign or they want us to be busy with our work and be doing theirs @ the same time? If I should say they don't have sense it will look as if one is insulting the presidency.

usba:
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Leave lying to the devil... the govt in kano has built school of various level of education. Only that it seems CAN has hidden such information from you. To make you subservient to manipulation and control.

is can a media house?

cruzita:
And this one was also created in the image of God

tor na so we see am oo

Ashawo's will flood this post and be shouting thank you jesus

TheArchangel:
The patient denied all the questions posed to her. It was when her stomach was opened up that we saw uterus bulging. Nobody thought of pregnancy. Her parents were worried about her because nobody knew what was wrong. Unfortunately, they didn’t do pregnancy test.




This report above doesn't make sense nor corelate with the body of the piece of sh!t 'journalism' report I just read. We delivered the baby at home by neighbours then midwives... then cleaned by two doctors at General Hospital ..questioning where? Then stomach opened up and the uterus was bulging horseshit....


Somebody should please explain this. Thanks

the Doctor was relating the incidence to what happened when he was a student saying it's

joborskill:
Most people on that screenshots are frustrated IPOB yoots who are obviously pained by the defeat of their corrupt hero GEJ. Since they can't seem to get their deluded biafra after so many suicidal attempts, they have returned to their vomit of praise singing GEJ for every success of this administration and blaming Buhari for every failure. The one's with yoruba names are cloned account from aba branch of IPOB


If a plastic of gaari becomes 200 naira tomorrow it is the hand work of GEJ


If it becomes 500 the next day, it is Buhari's fault.

It sucks to be in their shoes

I see pain clearly in your post, I see you escaped from your chains, I see running to the market naked, I know you never going back to your sane, got to say sorry to your mama. THANKyouGEJ wat more can I say.

ogorwyne:
All men are not the same!!! My dad is a good example

na 2day you remember you have a dad abi?

pweetylivia:
Yes sir. Ah don hear

Hmmm you are teachable character of wife material, numb 1

pweetylivia:
Why? He wants to *gbensh her?

as you fine like this no dey talk dis kind tin again hm you are 4given

constance500:
Op is a goat

truth is a raw bitter leave

paschal47:
all i see is baby mamas

soon she go realize say that boy na her Bleep boy