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Christianity Etc › Re: Don't Let Anyone Lick Your Private, It's Demonic - Rev. Bernard Achiuior by GistFullGround: 7:02pm On Dec 20, 2022



He must have tried to lick one of his choristers but the smell oozing from her cunt was too much, hence he is warning the "brothers" to be mindful!


Foreign Affairs › Re: Russia Blasted Ukraine Capital, Kyiv With Waves Of Kamakaze Drones by GistFullGround: 6:49pm On Dec 20, 2022
Wainey:
Nato was just an assistance to Ukraine, its ukraine that is fighting the war.
A war with Nato will be more devastating.

USA, Italy, Spain, UK, North mercedonia, france, Germany, Greece, Netherland, Portugal and all 30 Nato countries against Russia will make the Ukraine war look cute in comparison.

Ukraine isnt attacking in this war, they are only defending, Nato will attack too.
Ukraine should attack Russia; they should not stop them. Russia must fail!
Business › Re: How To Identify A Fake Naira Note (Video) by GistFullGround: 6:03pm On Dec 20, 2022



The N1000 note has no serial number; very easy to duplicate!


Politics › Re: Buni Orders Release Of Detained Teenager In Yobe by GistFullGround: 4:31pm On Dec 20, 2022
Stupid & overzealous Nigerian Police!...

Catch Armed Robbers dem no sabi; mumus

Politics › Re: 2023: Peter Obi Vows To Dismantle Political Structure That Impoverished Nigeria by GistFullGround: 11:57am On Dec 20, 2022
"Ms Enefiok said Mr Obi was only saying he was going to pull people out of poverty without telling the people how he was going to achieve it."




Where have you been since? You've not been following him, yet you claim to be a Journalist!
Foreign Affairs › Re: Russia Blasted Ukraine Capital, Kyiv With Waves Of Kamakaze Drones by GistFullGround: 10:05am On Dec 20, 2022



Ukraine should try to hit Russia too!


Family › Re: Family Members Of Asoma Banda Clash Over His Wealth In Hospital by GistFullGround: 5:51pm On Dec 19, 2022


Is he richer than Dangote?

Politics › Re: Reno Omokri Likens Peter Obi and Okupe To Anini And Monday Osunbor by GistFullGround: 5:46pm On Dec 19, 2022



When someone threatens him now, he will start crying!


Celebrities › Re: Paul Okoye Goes Savage, Shares Photos Of Ladies Who Called His Girlfriend Ugly by GistFullGround: 2:49pm On Dec 19, 2022
Na wa o!

Health › China's Bogus Vaccines: How China Fooled The World by GistFullGround(op): 2:14pm On Dec 18, 2022
Sports › Re: Jeremiah Johnson: '12-Year-Old' Football Player's Look Shocks Social Media Users by GistFullGround: 7:57pm On Dec 15, 2022



Uzoho's brother...


Crime › Re: Indian Police Arrest Fake Nigerian Doctor For Duping Woman Of N15m by GistFullGround: 6:49pm On Dec 15, 2022


Why are these guys tarnishing Nigeria's image abroad?

Pets › Re: US Police Shoot 18ft Pet Snake As It Strangled Its Owner To Death (Pics) by GistFullGround: 5:43pm On Dec 15, 2022


"Mr Senseman" without sense!

Politics › Re: Man Vows Two Months Vacation To Celebrate If Oshiomhole Emerges As Senator by GistFullGround: 5:40pm On Dec 15, 2022


Please tell us, "how will it better his/your life?"

Politics › Re: Three Men Rape Male Commercial Tricycle Operator In Awka by GistFullGround: 7:05pm On Dec 14, 2022


From the shit hole?
Stupid & dirty people!

Politics › Re: Taraba LP Suspends Chair For Alleged Misappropriation Of N21m, Others by GistFullGround: 7:03pm On Dec 14, 2022


LP people have no experience in stealing funds that's why they got caught easily; trust APC & PDP, you can NEVER catch them even when they steal N2Billion!

Politics › Re: Show Your PVC If You Are 18 yrs & Older! by GistFullGround(op): 6:59pm On Dec 14, 2022
Na wa o, so all the NL people no get PVC?
Only 3 people get mouth for this election thing.
Sports › Re: Tani Adewumi: 12-year-old Nigerian Chess Prodigy Granted Asylum In The US by GistFullGround: 5:26pm On Dec 14, 2022
silvoclaira:
cheesy

Tanitoluwa Adewumi

Yoruba Amaka
Make una dey do "Amaka" there, talents are being stolen from Naija

Politics › Show Your PVC If You Are 18 yrs & Older! by GistFullGround(op):


Most NL who live in Nigeria cannot boast of having their PVCs.

I dare you; if you live in Naija, show your PVC.

Just as Alhaji Gumi has shown his, show us your own.

#PVCChallenge



NB: Moderator, could you push this to the front?

Foreign Affairs › Re: South Sudan President Peeing In His Trousers (Video) by GistFullGround: 2:25pm On Dec 14, 2022



Old age; I can't blame him. Donald Trump uses Diapers. But he should have used one. Maybe it was not expected!

He should have formed dizziness and fall down so people will have pity on him. His security guys would have rushed him to the hospital after falling. He only knows what is going on.


Politics › Re: We Are Not Responsible For Attack On INEC Facilities — IPOB by GistFullGround: 1:01pm On Dec 14, 2022


It's BAT people!

Politics › Re: Norway Prime Minister Described As ‘Nigeria Government Official’ By Twitter by GistFullGround: 7:04pm On Dec 13, 2022
Elon Musk has killed Twitter.
Thank God I left as soon as he displayed his toilet moving into his office.

I think Kanye West & Elon Musk are "brothers in-psycho"

Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Yemi Davids Shares How He Abandoned Uk-based Girlfriend To Marry His Wife by GistFullGround: 6:51pm On Dec 13, 2022
meobizy:
He still misses her.
That's why he still talks about her.
Maybe the old chick busted him self.
I am sure the old chick will soon expose him.
Yeye dey smell
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Yemi Davids Shares How He Abandoned Uk-based Girlfriend To Marry His Wife by GistFullGround: 6:47pm On Dec 13, 2022
No Boy pikin & you think say you be man?

Food › Re: Agbado (Roasted Corn) In Brazil (Pictures) by GistFullGround: 6:42pm On Dec 13, 2022
Look at the packaging.
Nigerian women will litter the whole place like its a dustbin. They can't even clean up.
Even in houses, rooms, street, dressing, etc

WHY ARE NIGERIANS SO DIRTY?

Food › Re: Agbado (Roasted Corn) In Brazil (Pictures) by GistFullGround: 6:32pm On Dec 13, 2022
So you thought Nigeria is the what?

That is how some ignoramus would think on Nigeria wears Agbada & Headgear.

You guys need to be exposed!

Family › Re: Lost His Wife About A Year Ago, Planning To Go Into Relationship Again by GistFullGround: 5:23pm On Dec 13, 2022



"The best the dead can do for the dead, is to keep on living" - I heard it long time ago from the great Larry Echiejile, who is now known as Larry Izamogbe (Brila FM)


Sports › Re: Super Eagles Of Nigeria Can Do Better Than Morocco – NFF by GistFullGround: 2:34pm On Dec 13, 2022



If I slap you...


Car Talk › Re: As An Experienced Driver, When Slowing Down, Is It Clutch Or Break? by GistFullGround: 1:05pm On Dec 13, 2022
Driving lessons on Nairaland?
Family › Re: 25 Years Old And I Still Don’t Know My Dad by GistFullGround: 9:14pm On Dec 12, 2022
Prechgold1180:
Good evening house

Sorry to bore you with my issues


My mum and dad separated 24 years ago

Reason for separation
My only biological bro died from malaria
My dad was unable to come up with money for treatment

My mum moved out took me with her
She remarried 2 years after
Gave birth to 4 leaving me with 4 step sibling
Some years back I heard my mum saying my dad has other children ( I don’t even know them ) I don’t even know my dad

I am a graduate now

So comfortable in life
Got lands houses and cars to my name

My problem now is I feel empty whenever I think of my dad
More like I don’t know my root

I plan on visiting mums home for Christmas
The problem is she hates my dad so much
any thing about that topic gets her angry

I don’t know how to convince to go show me my dads house

I don’t know possible ways to get her to show me my dad hus

Don’t even know if my dad is good
Don’t even know his family
Don’t even know my village
Everything I call family is just from my mother side

Zero from my dad side
I wish I can know them
She has to tell you where you come from, abi she be witch? It doesn't matter what she went through; Papa na Papa!

You yourself said it that your father was not buoyant... You have to be forceful because if your mom dies anytime, you can be lost forever.

She has to tell you or show you your origin. By the way, is she an illiterate?

I just dey vex, did she not remarry? Your siblings know their root, while you don't, when you are not a bastard.

Abegi change am for her. I believe she go fear!

Properties › Re: My Landlady And Her Daughter Want To Finish Me! by GistFullGround: 5:32pm On Dec 12, 2022


A "whole" landlady!
You need to bang both of them, then you move out of the house!

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