Jokes Etc › Re: Memes: List Of People That Think That They Have Made It In Life by Glaswegian: 11:22pm On Aug 11, 2020 |
People that call “cab” instead of “taxi”. |
Sports › Re: Aiyegbeni: Oliseh Greater Than Mikel As Defensive Midfielder by Glaswegian: 3:38pm On Aug 11, 2020 |
uvie66: This man still get mouth talk... the goal whey my grandma fit score e no fit. One of Nigerian worst striker. He is your 3rd best striker in history going by goals for national team. And 3rd best African striker in EPL history going by goals in EPL. Missing one goal does not detract from this record. And he even later scored in that game sef. |
Career › Re: The #nairalife Of A Finance Man In The Civil Service by Glaswegian: 3:24pm On Aug 11, 2020 |
doctuw: Interesting! I like the interview format. Very interesting. |
Career › Re: The #nairalife Of A Finance Man In The Civil Service by Glaswegian: 3:24pm On Aug 11, 2020 |
Entertaining. |
Sports › Re: Aiyegbeni: Oliseh Greater Than Mikel As Defensive Midfielder by Glaswegian: 2:28pm On Aug 11, 2020 |
TheGoodJoe: Mikel any day when you compare ths calibre of matches and playees he played with and against. Coupled with the fact he played in numerous successful finals.
Played against the likes of Scholes, Xabi Alonso, Xavi etc.
Also being a star performer in our AFCON success. Oliseh also won AFCON. And even made another final. Oliseh also played against Maradina, Caniggia, Batistuta, Baggio, Raul, Rijkaard etc. |
Sports › Re: Aiyegbeni: Oliseh Greater Than Mikel As Defensive Midfielder by Glaswegian: 2:22pm On Aug 11, 2020 |
Mikel rarely played as a DM for Nigeria |
Sports › Re: Juventus Appoint Andrea Pirlo As New Manager by Glaswegian: 7:18pm On Aug 08, 2020 |
Hmmnnn
What’s his experience? Didn’t know he had starting coaching aha |
Politics › Re: Senator Buruji Kashamu Dies Of COVID-19 Disease by Glaswegian: 7:16pm On Aug 08, 2020 |
fabuloz1: Kyari, Ajimobi and now Kashamu died in this same hospital Add Senator Osinowo Pepperito |
Travel › Re: Air India Plane Crashes In Kerala After Skidding Off The Runway by Glaswegian: 8:22am On Aug 08, 2020 |
J111333: Lol. On the contrary my dear, flying isn't stressful. Do you know what a Danfo driver or we the K0eke drivers see everyday on roads. From maneuvering potholes to avoiding bad drivers, not to to talk of police checkpoints and gear selection. Up there, every pilot is a professional so you don't have to worry about unlicensed drivers hitting you from behind and the sky is big to accommodate everyone unlike our tiny roads. AP basically does all the maneuvers and fly the planes while pilots drink coffee and chat.  Not all stress is physical. There is mental stress. Piloting has way more mental input, mental requirement. |
Travel › Re: Air India Plane Crashes In Kerala After Skidding Off The Runway by Glaswegian: 8:09am On Aug 08, 2020 |
rerhji: the plane overshoots it's runway....probably coz when he was about to land, he was given a pressure value higher than the pressure at the ground level. Since they used the pressure level to know when they areach the ground level. In this case, he was given a lower height below the runway thus, hitting the ground with full force. From the voiceover in that video, it was a short runway and acknowledged as notoriously dangerous. There were plans by Indian government to expand it. Always took high level of experience to land in it. And raining that day, another contributor. |
Sports › Re: Chukwueze To Join Osimhen At Napoli by Glaswegian: 6:52pm On Aug 07, 2020*. Modified: 3:11pm On Aug 08, 2020 |
nerorex01: No enough playing time ... The more reason he cannot cost anywhere close to Osimhen. |
Sports › Re: Chukwueze To Join Osimhen At Napoli by Glaswegian: 6:49pm On Aug 07, 2020 |
Dpharisee: Those pair made Ajax to become World acclaimed team that year. They were on fire They were great players but they were not the ones that made Ajax to be “world acclaimed team” that year. If I reel out the players that were playing for Ajax at the time, you will know that Ajax team was beyond both. Kluivert Seedorf Edgar Davies De Boer twins Van der Saar Kiki Musampa Litmanen Rijkaard Etc No doubt Kanu and Finidi were great members of this and as important as these guys but to say only both of them made that Ajax team “world acclaimed” is taken Nigerian patriotism too far. |
Sports › Re: Chukwueze To Join Osimhen At Napoli by Glaswegian: 6:43pm On Aug 07, 2020 |
Advocate500: If osimeni can cost that much , chukwueze should cost much more., my opinion any way. Let him score 18 goals in a season first and become a super regular for his team like Osimhen. This thing is not by leg-over o |
Sports › Re: Chukwueze To Join Osimhen At Napoli by Glaswegian: 6:42pm On Aug 07, 2020 |
kolafolabi: Chukwueze, 21, netted four goals and provided six assists in 41 appearances for the Yellow Submarines in the last LaLiga campaign
He still needs to improve Exactly. He has more to do with his finishing. |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Department Of Petroleum Resources - 2016 Graduate Trainee &experienced Hire Job by Glaswegian: 11:25am On Aug 07, 2020 |
Xtruzz: There is 2nd batch, the notification text message that will eventually hit your phone towards end of this year will clearly indicate it.
When i say there's 2nd batch, then there's 2nd batch. Call it replacement or any name you wish to but not new recruitment because of the Presidential embargo on recruitment.
Keep doing what you are doing. You will be called if you where shortlisted before they exit of Sharkur and Ladan. That list is seen as the authentic list waiting to be called. He is even lucky he can only add.
There's 2nd phase, be patient. I can't mislead any one. You may wish to remain focuse,and thankful to God. Good luck. |
Politics › Re: Court Restrains EFCC From Tampering, Marking Trademore's Properties In Abia by Glaswegian: 8:24am On Aug 07, 2020 |
Why is Mike Ozekhome almost always the lawyer representing thieves? |
Education › Re: Some Commonly Confused Animals: Can You Tell Them Apart? by Glaswegian: 7:52am On Aug 07, 2020 |
Educative. Thanks. |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Department Of Petroleum Resources - 2016 Graduate Trainee &experienced Hire Job by Glaswegian: 7:47am On Aug 07, 2020*. Modified: 8:25am On Aug 07, 2020 |
Xtruzz: There is 2nd batch, the notification text message that will eventually hit your phone towards end of the year will clearly indicate it.
When i say there's 2nd batch, then there's 2nd batch. Call it replacement or any name you wish to but not new recruitment because of the Presidential embargo on recruitment.
Keep doing what you are doing. You will be called if you where shortlisted before they exit of Sharkur and Ladan. That list is seen as the authentic list waiting to be called. He is even lucky he can only add.
There's 2nd phase, be patient. I can't mislead any one. Please remain focuse. Stop deceiving people, babe. I only pity those who have sat here for 4 years being fed by these tales by moonlight. |
Sports › Re: Top 5 Nigerian Footballers In Serie A History by Glaswegian: 10:08pm On Aug 06, 2020 |
paulolee: obagoal ruled the seria A world for African players...he is still the reason why Italian clubs do stick with african players because martins made them believe that Africans are strong, gat speed and goal techniques too.. i can say obagoal spell in inter paved way for other African strikers in seria A... Fable. Before Martins, there was George Weah that ruled Serie A. |
Sports › Re: Top 5 Nigerian Footballers In Serie A History by Glaswegian: 9:56pm On Aug 06, 2020 |
Remove Kanu. Serie A not the highlight of Kanu’s career. |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Department Of Petroleum Resources - 2016 Graduate Trainee &experienced Hire Job by Glaswegian: 9:42pm On Aug 06, 2020 |
nasiest: Look at this frustrated unchained mad dog. What are you looking for here? Nonsense and ingredients. FOOL! You insult people without knowing who they are. You are not even sure whether I am a manager in DPR. |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Department Of Petroleum Resources - 2016 Graduate Trainee &experienced Hire Job by Glaswegian: 3:10pm On Aug 06, 2020 |
I really dont know what people gain in deceiving people.
Only a dumb person will believe there is still a second batch anything since over 4 years.
The level of stupidity I see here is dumbfounding. |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: My Near Death Experience While Working As A Mason by Glaswegian: 4:03pm On Aug 04, 2020 |
MrOjay1: Last friday evening, my friend in the hood called me on phone to inform me of a job opening in an ongoing construction site somewhere around Agbara (Lagos).
He told me the pay is 2,300 per day depending on if you were able to finish the day's job.
I told him i was interested (no choice for a broke man) and asked him when we are to leave for the place. He said we'll leave for Agbara the next day early in the morning to get there on time and start with others.
'No wahala', I said.
We set off the next morning and got there before 7 or thereabouts. When the supervisor saw me said, 'oboy as you dey lenge lenge (slim) like this, you sure say you go fit do this kind work so??'
I told him i could. Shey no be my mates dey do am?
I started the work which was carrying mixed concrete and sand up into the second floor of the building.
The work no easy o. I wan die true to God but i just chinned up and continued. I worked like this till afternoon.
My body was telling me to stop but i continued being that i wanted my full pay for the day then something happened.
As i was climbing up the scaffolded stairs, my limbs had become weak and my eyes dazed, i had no energy left again to climb up to the second floor so while trying to muster up energy as i climbed, I mis-stepped my footings and was about falling off the stairs down to the ground laden with bamboo, nails, stones and co far below but was saved by the hand of another worker coming up the stairs behind me. He had already noticed my fatigue and signs of faint feeling.
My headpan had already crashed down the ground.
I wonder what would have happened to me. Probably would have died.
The supervisor heard of it and was furious, lambasting me saying,' shebi i tell you say you no fit do this work? Na so you for put me for trouble.Oya dey go house now now, he said as he put his hands in his pocket and brought out 1400 as my payment.
I protested and demanded my full payment but he wasn't listening and was threatening to call the police.
I left the place, went home and used half the money to treat the sprain and pains i was feeling all over my body. For you to be able to type this means you probably had at least ND or NCE. Or at least a school leaver that was above average in secondary school. I’m impressed you did not look down on this job to make money rather than give excuse to go into illegal activities like crime. Kudos. |
Sports › Re: Samuel Chukwueze Visits Orji Kalu’s Home (Photos) by Glaswegian: 9:22am On Aug 04, 2020 |
I thought international flights remain banned in Nigeria due to corona? How did he return from Spain after end of season? |
Family › Re: Need Your Advice On What To Do About My Late Sister Children by Glaswegian: 12:39pm On Aug 02, 2020 |
bestmutiu2019: please don't mind my bad English,please I need you to help me or advice me on what to do before I kill someone. My name is ade second to last born in a family of 5,my mum first and second born were male follow by a girl then me and my jnr bro that is ma mum last born The only girl of my family that is my sister married a guy this guy is so rude and mannerless I don't know maybe it was because of the little money he has,fast forward they had their first born a boy,then two years later my sister gave birth to twins she deliver the first one by herself then CS for the second one,as Almighty Allah pleases my sister died the 3rd day she gave birth to her twins that is November 2017. Although my late sister husband lost both his parents so those little girls are with my mum she has been taking care of them since then,so one issue arise when one prophet told my mum that they should do this 1,1. tribal marks for those little girls to prevent their late mother from disturbing them in which my late sister husband decline,he came back the 3rd day September 29 2019 that he has come to claim these little girls that he has already paid for their boarding school that they are going to boarding school,twins that is not up to 2 years, meanwhile their first born is not staying with him a boy of 4 years old he says that he should go and be staying with one of his street uncle. We accept these little twins started their boarding school in the neighboring state, like two months after then when mum go and visit the twins at the boarding school,they says my mum did not have any right to visit these twins because of the instructions their father gave them,my mum cried like say tomorrow no dey.
Meanwhile the first born that is staying with his street uncle he also order that man not to let any of us to see him. PLEASE I NEED YOUR ADVICE ON WHAT TO DO,I TOLD MY SENIOR BROTHER TO TAKE ACTION THEY COME UP WITH NOTHING,PLEASE I NEED YOUR ADVICE,COS I CAN KILL THIS MAN Mentioning Allah in your post suggests you are a Muslim. Your mum is possibly one. Visiting a soothsayer - whether prophet or alfa - is not good. If I were in the husband’s shoes, I also wont allow anyone put any mark on my kids for “protection”. And I will keep my kids away from anyone that suggested or attempted that. |
Travel › Re: Traveling To Turkey And National ID Card by Glaswegian: 10:36am On Aug 02, 2020 |
micfoley: You need to register with NIMC and they will issue you a slip. The slip contains the NIN number. Moreover once you complete your registration you can always check your NIN number on your phone and save it just like your BVN.
If you dont want to do all that , there is another way of getting a visa to Turkey , and guess Howewhat? u dont even need to apply at the embassy with all their strict requirements. However, u must meet the following conditions
You must have a valid US, UK , Australian or Schengen visa You must have a return ticket booked only on Turkish airlines Your stay must be less than 30 days
If you meet the above conditions. just go online and apply for e-tourist visa to Turkey and you will get it in 24hrs True With my UK visa, I got my Turkey visa in less than 1 hour. |
Christianity Etc › Re: I Killed This Bat The Enemy Sent To My House At Night by Glaswegian: 9:24am On Aug 02, 2020 |
Miracle7998: Brethren this is the reason I always tell people to always be on alert and be vigilant so that you will know what kind of things the enemy brings to your house, this is a bat that the enemy sent to my home this night around 10:40 pm and glory be to God we killed it.
You have to stand and fight your enemies we are in the last days You must be Dangote to have such a big enemy. |
Business › Re: Nigeria’s Top 10 Highest-earning Ceos Received N3.5bn In 2019 by Glaswegian: 11:35am On Jul 31, 2020 |
ucheuzor1: Jesus. See money. So all these Bottling companies have money like this. Even oyel company CEO's are no where to be found. Oil companies are not on the stock exchange. Their information not public knowledge. |
Business › Re: Nigeria’s Top 10 Highest-earning Ceos Received N3.5bn In 2019 by Glaswegian: 11:32am On Jul 31, 2020 |
These are for listed companies that submit their accounts to SEC.
So earnings of CEOs of NLNG, Chevron, Shell, ExxonMobil etc are not here. |
Islam › Re: Share Your Eid Pictures by Glaswegian: 10:40am On Jul 31, 2020*. Modified: 8:18pm On Jul 31, 2020 |
eid mubarak from Kwara |
Travel › Re: Two Airplanes Collide At Lagos Airport by Glaswegian: 5:03am On Jul 30, 2020 |
OkhaiAsein: funny things must happen in Africa Sha . meanwhile I'll design a brand logo and flyers for your business for 2k This happens all over the world. The private jet of the global CEO of TOTAL collided with - wait for it - a snow plough in Moscow airport in 2014. He died. |
Travel › Re: Two Airplanes Collide At Lagos Airport by Glaswegian: 5:00am On Jul 30, 2020 |
Abohboy: Pictures or it’s fake, if two planes collided on a runway there would have either been a fire, explosion or both the planes would have massiv evolves inside of them A slight kiss is still a collision. |