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chrisxxx:
Nigeria Population is no where close to 200 million. I can give you a prove. Check the population of Mali, Chad and Niger, going by population distribution as taught in elementary Geography you will know the population distribution particularly in the North is false. North West alone has a population more than Niger Republic. There is no geographical explanation to this. North West population is also more than Chad. There is no way this can be true. I am not only picking on North West, this analysis also affects other part of Nigeria. In the South there is no country below I would have used that to compare as well. So it is not only a northern bogus population it is all over the country.

Agreeable.

Most LGs and states bribe NPC officials to inflate their numbers during census for revenue allocation and other political purposes.

The result is overall aggregated inflated population for the country.

Census in Nigeria is rigged. We may not be more than 150m

helinues:


206 million officially??

Who conducted the censor? When and where?

There is something called projection. No country does census every year.

OSADNA009:
Accountant

How Much Do Accountants Earn?

Accountants in Nigeria earn between N140,000 – N1,500,000 each month.

What is the Role of an Accountant?

An accountant prepares and reviews financial records. It is your duty as an accountant to audit an establishment’s books and records in order to ensure accuracy. They also make sure that taxes are filed appropriately and that the company is in compliance with appropriate financial regulations so as to ensure a smooth running of business.

How to Become an Accountant

If you want to become an accountant, you would study accountant at any accredited institution. Universities in Nigeria usually run a four-year accounting programme, after which it highly recommend you acquire professional certification. Without being certified by any of the recognized bodies (ICAN, ANAN, CIMA and ACCS), you would not be able to practice accounting professionally or at the very least, you would not be able to practice at a reputable company.

It is by industry/company, hardly by role.

A cleaner or driver in an upstream oil company (say Shell or Seplat) earns more than an accountant in a small company like these Asaaje and Cos.

I assume you mean entry level. Because for experienced hires, there are accountants earning up to N4m per annum in upstream oil companies.

TriCee:
If you live along Lekki/Chevron axis, you'll find it so normal seeing them. No goosebumps here

Gbam!

Beninore? How about Ondo-Ore?

Flown them at least 15 times in the past 18 months. Easily Nigeria’s best at the moment.

I believe the story.

Jinn can take the form of a dead person and do this.

Not strange to anyone familiar with Jinn activities as explained in Islam.

Charleys:
When you meet a doctor and explain your ailments, the doctor already knows what your problem is and the only thing is to run test.

Now I realized that when you wrote this, someone had already said it's schizophrenia.
Now without evidence you insist that it is jinn.

Well I only pity your daughter for not having a thinking father, someone who claims he's well trained.

Lmao

Stop taking panadol for another man’s headache pls.

I know a medical condition when I see one and I know Jinn effect when I see one.

Even Cambridge study recognizes Jinn activities as different from Schizophrenia


https://www.cambridge.org/core/journals/the-psychiatrist/article/jinn-and-mental-health-looking-at-jinn-possession-in-modern-psychiatric-practice/0012DFF288FA8958C7A52CAB2F29B679

And you are here forming exposed, dismissing it. You deserve pity.

NeoWanZaeed:
Adkar doesnt guarante that jinns wont possess you IF ALLAH wills. WHOEVER TAKES RUQYAH AS JOB OR IS KNOWN FOR DOING RUQYAH IS A KAFIR. WHOEVER ADDS TO THE ADDS TO THE SUNNAH RUQYAH IS ALSO A KAFIR.e.g ISA AKINDELE

Extremely harsh and ignorant. I know Alhaji Isa Akindele very well. He is a goof follower of sunnah. An Allah fearing man. He doesn’t mix anything with the sunnah approach to ruqya. He doesn’t do ruqya full time sef. He is an Islamic teacher and a lecturer. He only helps Muslims that have jinn issues - most times even for free. Fear Allah. This is a wicked allegation against such a good servant of Allah that has helped may Muslims that would otherwise have gone into shirk with their challenges.

Charleys:
Your previous post doesn't sound like a UK graduate to me.

Why did you even bring up the UK graduate thing shows that you are suffering from inferiority complex. How you didn't notice your own daughter is suffering from schizophrenia makes me wonder who trained you and in what aspect.

I don't believe you. You lie.

Lol

I’m not here to convince you about Jinn pls. Pls don’t believe it.

Charleys:
I don't have anything to say to you.

It's your daughter, click here

https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/schizophrenia/symptoms-causes/syc-20354443

If you finish reading it, you decide whether to take her to a hospital or to keep believing it's a jinj that's causing it.

But the way I see it, that decision you refuse to make will come back to haunt you.

Remember this message.

Lol. You aint talking to an illiterate. You are talking to a UK trained first class graduate.

One of the popular names in the Babangida era

Charleys:
That's the symptoms of schizophrenia.
Take you child to a hospital.

Don’t worry, I know Schizophrenia and I know jinn activities.

fabsyl:
my friend ur child needs to see a psychiatrist for mental evaluation. She is suffering from schizophrenia. Time will come when she wl beat u up and tore ur quran or use it to wipe her menses.

Don't worry. You wont understand.

It will sound like fairy tale to you.

Local chinese man is tired

My 8 year old daughter was recently disturbed by a Jinn (not possession, but seeing it and scaring her, while invisible to everyone else).

By Allah's mercy, after she started reciting La ilaha illallahu wahdahu la sharika lahu lahul mulku wa lahul hamdu wa huwa ala kulli shay in qadeer 10 times in the morning after subhi prayer and 10 times in the evening after maghrib, she stopped experiencing it.

We also played Qur'an (especially ruqya verses - suratul Jinn, the 3 quls, baqarah etc) in the household.

This happened September this year.

She had been experiencing it for a year but I didn't know until one midnight when she screamed that she was seeeing something scary and we thought it was a nightmare and asked her to go and bath and she entered the toilet and screamed again, saying she saw that thing again.

I sat her down the next morning and she told me what she had been experiencing for at least a year - this object (usually dark - but sometimes comes as white ) appeared to her almost everyday - in school, at home, within the compound, even at her ile kewu (Arabic school), during the day and at night. I asked her why she didn't tell anyone and she said nobody believed her because she is always the only one seeing it. Her mum had actually noticed she screams occasionally when alone but she thought it was a prank and she insults her. I knew the symptoms of Jinn more than my Islamically less knowledgeable wife so from that midnight incident and the long interview we had with the girl in the morning, I knew it was jinn disturbing the girl.

From my interview with her, part of what the girl had experienced, apart from scaring her, is the object telling her "I am more powerful than Allah", "See, your Dad is watching football" etc

We got a small phone for her, always playing Qur'an etc. We got her to be doing all the adhkar I said earlier, including reciting kursiyyu before going to bed, the 3 Quls, etc.

Initially, before we started the protective, after the interview with her that morning, I told her that if she ever saw it again, she should say A`udhu billahi minash-Shaitan nir-rajim. [Meaning: I seek refuge with Allah from Satan, the accursed]. She did see it again for the next few days and everytime she said it, the thing screams and disappears.

Since that was only reactive and she was still seeing it, we went preventive and taught her those adhkars I earlier stated up there. The prophet actually said more than 1400 years ago that anyone that says La ilaha illallahu wahdahu la sharika lahu lahul mulku wa lahul hamdu wa huwa ala kulli shay in qadeer 10/1000 times every morning and evening will be protected from Jinn. I swear by Allah, this worked. From that time, she had never seen it again. This is the 3rd month.

Other prophetic teaching for protection from Jinn that I taught her include, entering toilet with left leg first and coming out with right first, saying Bismillaah, Allaahumma inni a'oodhu bika min al-khubthi wa'l-khabaa'ith (In the name of Allaah, O Allaah, I seek refuge with You from evil and from the male and female devils) before entering toilet etc. I also don't display pictures in my household.

This is real life story. May Allah punish me if this is a fabricated story.

One good thing about knowing the right thing in Islam is that you did not need to see any alfa, these adhkars are on the internet.

DonMekino:
Nigeria faced argentina four times in a fifa senior world cup and lost
2-1
1-0
3-2
2-1

they seem to have that slight edge always at the biggest stage

Actually 5 times. There were two 1-0 losses in 2002 and 2010.

We lost by one goal margin in all 5 losses.

I share this view. Messi doesn't get emotional - passionate - like CR7 on the field or after a game.

He hardly cries after losing important matches, he hardly "gingers" other players on the field, he hardly gets annoyed after losing ball or missing ball - Ronaldo will be kicking himself, will be murmuring to himself, will even ginger fans to stand up and make noise to encourage the team. Messi not as hungry as Ronaldo, but he is slightly more talented.

Councillors don't really make money, even today.

Chikwe10:
Glaswegian thank you for your response, I forgot to include that the house has been decked already.

Great. N5m still unlikely to finish it based on what you described but just start. If you look at money, you will keep procrastinating and not do anything. In 2009, I once told a bricklayer that I wanted to do a small 3 bedroom for 2.5m in my hometown. He said I should just start. I ended up spending N13m over 4 years to finish that house. I would have been scared at the beginning if I knew it was going to cost me N13m

From what you described, N5m is highly unlikely.

From bungalow to one-storey building, you need to do decking/casting, that alone should cost up to N1.5m.

Nelito1472:
is this house still available?

Yes

Harmony Estate Ajah

Owner moving to a new house and wanting to rent this

3 bedroom apart
Harmony estate, Langbasa, Ajah
N800,000 per annum

amNIGERIA:
Xmas meat arrives as a gaint crocodile killed in Umunze community, and taking home on a bike.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czgBxYZ4EUw

The cameraman deserved to be flogged.

Two pictures and a video and none shows the croc in full. What kind of report is that?

wiggle:
It's because of orderliness the buses are able to manoeuvre.. No jumping queues in traffic, no honking, no tauts drivers on the road.

It shows where there's order life is much easier.

My amazement is actually from the narrow roads

I did the test in April. It wasn't this painful.

It was just a single, fleeting insertion into the nose. Not this digging in and out for three times.

With a single entry, the sample to test can be extracted.

There are better ways to do it than this. I doubt this person was well trained.

One thing that surprises me when I travel abroad, especially in the UK, is how those very big buses manoeuvre in these small streets.

EVILFOREST:
CAMERON and MUSCLE...
Always bringing weightlifters & Shotputters to AFCON

Like this

I was contacted by PwC who was headhunting for a position for Netherlands Consulate in Nigeria.

Shikena:
Yes local league is different from international matches.

Since all these years at the topmost level:

C Ronaldo - 102 goals for Portugal (168 matches) - 60.7%
Messi - 71 goals for Argentina (140 matches) - 50.7%
Yekini - 37 goals for Nigerian (58 matches) - 63.8%

Countries in Europe & South America play more matches than those in Africa and it was even worse during the days of Yekini. They played very few matches a year.

Eto’o and Drogba have more than 50 national team goals each.

I thought Obama mentioned in one of his earlier books that he had quit smoking.