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Poems For Review / Write, Comment And Paste Your Poem Now! by gloatkenf(m): 4:58pm On Mar 29, 2012
[b]WALL GECKOS.

Now, the wee way is wailing exclaimingly
Aye, when the right folks should be set to lie
After the intake of may be mince pie
I got knocked up
By the bit of manifold tse-tse beings
Jabbed up by was my short neck and...,
Hey! Look at the repulsive sons and daughters of the wall;
Their papas plus their missus
clinged.
Wall Geckos,
Aye, interetingly disgusting
You would see, in this warm side of the world
Exchanging guards
From the Lizards
Those with serrated skins
Here, the messanger of witches and wizards
Aye, the ones that always nod yes
Even when things mean nay
Lizard, handing over the manual of the pouncing paths
When the ray starts shining
And the geckos, rolling majestically and evasively retorting
'Don't worry.'
Hence, swaggering without shoes
But, meta-tarsals that cleaves roughest cliffs
Cleaving, that hold their gigantic tails inspite
Tails that are ugly
Ugly indeed that made me vomit
Vomit that turned to a deluge.
Deluge, in the morny, that need being purged.
Now, it's high-time for their fashion parade in our facade
Via the itchy-bitchy
Corely, with their repulsive bulgy behinds
The tail that stores hilarious fats
They don't know hunger
So, to the drain with starvation even famine
They, out, now
Aye, their world have stolen away my sweet sleep
No choice, hence, with my spectacle
No lie, see them
Fisting-feeding furiously on winged and wingless termites
Aye, with void permission,
Without caring about their spartan-like epoch
They ingest them without cleaning
Infact, with my touch
Aye, without a touch
I could sight the going in of the caught termites
Aye, stealthily, into their transparent saddles
Now, on my seat,
Ruminating
Is this not a new building?
Fortnight afore
This abode was
without a roof
Then, with my meticulous gazes
I percieved zero geckos
Where do they come from?
O heaven, where!
Where's my broom
Patcher-patcher , pitter-patter, peter-bitter with it with them
The broom cut their behinds as an ugly thunder does to an impedeing tree
Dangling and dancing.
So so, fleshy
When felt with hand of compassion
By me,
Head up again
They've disappeared,
Looking at me from their titchy-itchy holes as if I am a god
I mean, hauling a quizzical glare
As if from them, an hulaballoo is about to parade out
For my inspection.
Bluntly, their gnashing glance, chased my feet and me back to my mat.
Geckos,
To me,
Disgusting
But to heaven and them over there,
Suitable
Affirmatively,
My food is another man's poison
Vis-a-vis
Life is diverse
Full of meanings and incoherencies
I hate Geckos
But, just now, see them playing on my best photos.
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Education / Re: UTME Use Of English by gloatkenf(m): 10:18pm On Mar 18, 2012
May God make each and everyone of us sale through in peace and not in pieces. I wish us, best of luck in Jesus' name-AMEN.
Education / Re: UTME Use Of English by gloatkenf(m): 8:24pm On Mar 16, 2012
I had read the two novels.
Please nice fellas and gentle damsels, incase of any necessity, Know this that the writers(d potters wheel and d successor) are written in omniscient point of view or third person singular point of view, ok
And make sure you know off-hand the name of the authors: d potter's wheel- Chukwuemeka Ike and d successor- Jerry Agada. D duo are Nigerians!!! Best of luck in Jesus' name- Amen!
Education / Re: 2012/2013 Utme And Admission Issues by gloatkenf(m): 8:11pm On Mar 16, 2012
Who's the best friend of Obu and what are the 2 prefered cognomes or nick-names Mazi Lazar/Baba Obu and Mama Obu love to call Obu
Oya, oya, reply.
Education / Re: <<strictly For Oau 2012/2013 Aspirants>> by gloatkenf(m): 7:56am On Mar 03, 2012
We shall make it, but we have to read day n night and pray fervently to Jesus.
Education / Re: Uniben 2012/2013 Session Admission Thread by gloatkenf(m): 5:23pm On Mar 02, 2012
Thanks belle and best of luck!

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Education / Re: <<strictly For Oau 2012/2013 Aspirants>> by gloatkenf(m): 5:18pm On Mar 02, 2012
does oau admit second choice choosers/candidates?
And, is there anythn like negative mark at oau's post jamb?
Education / Re: The Polytechnic, Ibadan 2011/2012 Admission by gloatkenf(m): 12:48pm On Mar 02, 2012
The 3rd list not yet released from their stinking shackles?
That school is so funny ! Can you imagine!!!
Education / Re: <<strictly For Oau 2012/2013 Aspirants>> by gloatkenf(m): 12:40pm On Mar 02, 2012
I hate 2go may be facebook will do@TOBEX,
U just click http://www.facebook.com/gloatkenf
Education / Re: Uniben 2012/2013 Session Admission Thread by gloatkenf(m): 12:30pm On Mar 02, 2012
Aha! I have a current affairs book with me, I purchased it last season. Uhum! I shall try and gather a bit information on or about fine art before D-day, but I should go and tackle the first goliat, and with Jesus Christ beside me, I am vivid that I shall beat him mercilessly, as I had done twice, Thanks, u've been helpful a lot. If my last year's informant was more informative as you are, may be I would've been admitted, Thanks!
Education / Re: Uniben 2012/2013 Session Admission Thread by gloatkenf(m): 2:07pm On Mar 01, 2012
Ok, thanks pretty much. Let me first go and deal with jamb. Hey! Did u mean, history or current affairs? The two subjects deffers from each other and may God helps on that fine art, we weren't thourght at all while at school, cry
Education / Re: <<strictly For Oau 2012/2013 Aspirants>> by gloatkenf(m): 8:28am On Mar 01, 2012
I had sat for OAU post utme twice and had failed twice. I had 198 in 2010 cos I didn't prepare well but had 192 when I prepared madly. So, what's happening? It pains me a lot, infact, the traces of the pain is still readable on my countenance till date. So, I will love to urge you people/oauites to please be on the same sheet, cos for me o enough is enough to eating OAU's shits. I love the school and extremely love to be her student but, people like me needs thorough assisstance from God and mind you, God will never descend to come and help me or us, he's going to send beings like us and you arguing guys may be the ones.
Now, I learnt that oau uses negative marks, is it true of false?
Education / Re: Uniben 2012/2013 Session Admission Thread by gloatkenf(m): 7:59am On Mar 01, 2012
How many questions am I expected to answer, 50, 100, 20
etc?
Secondly, are the questions going to be on the 4 different subjects we are going to sit for in Jamb/utme?
Lastly, how many hours are we going to be given?
Thanks, I need @DONAZE! undecided
Education / Please, When Will Ibadan Polytechnic Release Their 3rd/last List/batch For 2011/2012 Session Ooo? by gloatkenf(m): 7:46am On Mar 01, 2012
I sat for the recent jamb/utme and scored 243. Afterwards, I left for Ibadan to sit for their examination and I was lucky to come out with 27. My mark is very low because, majority of their candidate preparing for the schools post utme were preparing for the subjects they sat for in Jamb but on getting to the campus on the examination day, things alterated, we're were made to know that it's going to be an impromptu examination. I am an art student, what I sat for in Jamb was English, Crs, Lit in eng. and Govt. and which was what I was preparing to go and sit for in IBADAN, on getting there, then, hard mathematics and funny current affairs sets in with easy english language.
Their ways of calculating scores or cut off marks of or of candidates they are going to offer a gainful admission is just as that of the UNIBEN'S.
243 (jamb)/8 + 27(cbt/post utme)/4=42.9.
Their highest cut off is 50 and and that's for mass communication while public administration cut off mark is 45, local government studies is 25, building and surveying is 10 etc. I chose public administration, but it remains little to reach its cut off. But, it's wildly known to every educated heads in this country that it's the policy of all polytechnics in her to consider another courses for candidates that couldn't make it saftely to there desired courses.
Now, last season, towards the tail end of it, the school authority opined that they shall consider those that couldn't score up to the cut off mark for the course they chose in their 3rd list but till today, March/1/2012, nothing yet, and their website looks drab[center][/center][color=#006600][/color] undecided
Education / Re: Uniben 2012/2013 Session Admission Thread by gloatkenf(m): 7:02am On Mar 01, 2012
About uniben's post utme, am I going to sit for the 4 subjects I am going to sit for in Jamb/utme or the exam is going be an impromptu examination, as in miscellaneous?
And, does the school makes for the availability of past questions for candidate to study afore the examination day? Some school don't. If positive, then, where can I purchase this post utme past questions from when the time is right?
Education / Re: Uniben 2012/2013 Session Admission Thread by gloatkenf(m): 6:58am On Mar 01, 2012
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