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na wa oh, this na application for wife or girlfriend. interesting!

hahahahaha, lmao

@ all guys

some people say i look like Genevieve Nnaji, funny but thats what they call me now.

ban ke? the husband should go and apologise to his wife instead of going to bring in third parties. The woman no be stone, she will forgive him, she just wants a little begging.

am sooooooo disgusted by what happened btw those three although i won't judge anyone because they were drunk and all that but i must say Richard is a pervert! Anyhow, whoever deserves the money should take it because am not really proud of ofunne anymore.

please what happened to cause such a change of heart in you guys? Please let us know what happened in the BB house.

meeehn, thats bad. and funny too

hey, have i reached the end of this thread? i can't believe it. i joined this thread very late, u guys were already at the 36th page when i started reading up, thought i would never reach the end but here i am. So sad i couldn't make comments at some strategic points . Anyway i must give kudos to all of you that have made this thread interesting and worth reading. To oga Law and him madam Ndi, Tampico and makin _{this thread is beginning to look like BBA II, those of us who are not couples will soon be evicted oh} , tommyex, kikice, kaydee, mamus2010, spora and everyone else, u have all been wonderful. Thanks for keeping me updated cos i don't watch the show but i know pass people wey dey watch. Thanks spora for all the fun_{but u go atleast reduce the yoruba for those of us that don't understand}.

Y'all keep doing your thing jare.

Glogirl.

capricorn, 8th January

some years ago,when i was younger and my dad was very strict to the point of harshness. it was my boyfriends birthday and i decided to take him out. He was'nt too keen on the idea because he knew my dad but i persuaded him to go. We just got served and were about to start eating when lo and behold daddy appeared and you can imagine the scene. He yelled and yelled to d extent that everybody in that fast food joint were looking at us and we were at the furthest corner of the room. We had to walk towards the door, a task i preferred dying to. If not for my boyfriend who calmed my dad down and encouraged me to walk to the door i would have just slept under one of the tables that night.

mine was one day i was walkng to Mr biggs, looking sweet and all and some guys began to whistle at me to stop but i felt too fine to answer them. That was when one of them tapped me and said, 'no be say na becos u too fine na him everybody dey call you, na your money fall for ground'. Ah, i felt like entering the ground because i had to go back and pick the money amidst laughter from all quarters.

nice words of encouragement there, thanks.

ndi igbo kwenu, a wum onye Okigwe na Imo state. Mmam wu onye Enugu state so e were ike kpom "half caste".

Chukwu gozie unu nile.

unu e melam ihe ojoo, anohom ya imbe unu bidoro thread ah. E miss gom nnukute ihe.

hahaha, nairalanders don chop orishirishi. kai, na wa to una oh.pls i need the recipe for the cockroach stew dis one wey tomatoes dey cost now.

the program is also shown on PRTV in Jos here. I have never watched it though people say it is very interesting.

i don't think it is worth the risk except you know that you really love that person if not it would only spoil the friendship and trust.

betrayal esp. by a friend.

Seun:
Our mothers, sisters and wives did not eat the forbidden fruit either. Adam and Eve "did".
A just God would not punish the unborn for the supposedly bad deeds of two dead people!

. hmm, pls be careful oh.

Thank God the center problem is now over.

@babson, u didn't say if it was the timetable you wanted or what?

please the centres for waec is not yet out and its less than 2 weeks to the exam. Please if anyone has been successful in checking, let me know. Thanks.

udeme is the most stupid ad i have ever seen, it makes no sense at all.

u could get her a nice set of jewelry, some clothes that you think she could like, a romantic cd with her fav songs, an mp4, her pic framed with beautiful words added to it, wine or take her out for a special dinner. Any of those depending on what she likes.

i can see why the whole of nairaland is raving about this song, its real hot. Nice beat.

oh oh yahooze, oh oh yahooze

vescucci:
What the hell do you guys have to say on this site anyway?

QUESTION!!

chrisoml:
Hey guy have any one tried Indomie Noodles With 'Bitter' Leaf yet? it wasn't bad after all. It was really nice and
it soothes throat u know?
Make sure u add like say just two leaves of 'Bitter leaf' I didn't say a whole bunch, with your sliced fresh paper and onion with other things u might want in it too. allow it to simmer 4 like 2minutes then its ready to b served.
After d meal take a very nice chilled water and see how it goes down on u.
yummy yummy just give it a try.

Are u sure you are not trying to ruin someone's indomie? i sha no trust this recipe. Abeg, indomie and dogonyaro is a joke before someone will say i am the one that gave him/her the recipe.

lmao, ha, this is real comedy. the way you guys analyze this show ehn is real comedy. I have not watched this years GUS because i lost all interest since Anthony (_{God rest his soul}) died. But i think i might begin to watch now cos i love comedy, lol.

lol, thats terrible. i once saw a dead bug inside my pot of soup.

congratulations, have a happy home.

mishoo:
A young man went to his father one day to tell him that he wanted to get married. His father was happy for him. He asked his son who the girl was, and he told him that it was Samantha a girl from the neighborhood. With a sad face the old man said to his son, "I'm sorry to say this son but I have to. The girl you want to marry is your sister, but please don't tell your mother." The young man again brought 3 more names to his father but ended up frustrated cause the response was still the same. So he decides to go to his mother. "Mama I want to get married but all the girls that I love, dad said they are my sisters and I mustn't tell you." His mother smiling said to him," Don't worry my son, you can marry any of those girls. You're not his son anyway, but please don't tell your father!

hahahaha. these jokes are quite hilarious, now concerning these old people, who is fooling who?

poet