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plavic:
Oh! Accept my condolence.
I wish you success.

Thanks

omoniyin:
Still looking for people interested in this arrangement

Check your e-mail please. I am interested

plavic:
Pls adopt if you can. There are a lot of surrogate children and babies out there looking for natural mothers.

Thanks for your advice. I adopted a boy about 2 years ago after I lost the only baby boy I had but my hubby wants his "flesh & blood " and am not too keen about getting pregnant again after 5 kids (including my adopted son) I am willing to adopt another son but he remains adamant, that's the reason for the quest for a surrogate mum. At least to help carry the fertilized egg to term.

SammieLowkey:
Lol.. Double wahala 4 deadi body


Meanwhile, read what happened to me yesterday


Hmmn. I was eating Rice at a Restaurant and enjoying
my goat meat, a man entered the joint with a
brief case. I guess he is a big politician because
his dressing and pot belly portrays it. He walked
and sat down as everybody looked at him.
Suddenly a woman came to him and started
crying. The woman knelt down and told him dat
her children and her wan die of hunger since her
husband died. This man opened the brief case
and gave this woman five hundred thousand
naira. D woman jumped up and left d scene in
happiness. I was still watching when another
man started crying and came
to him. He knelt down and beggged him dat he
needed money to establish a bizness. This man
brought out ten million naira cheque and gave
this man. This time, i started murmuring and
practicing on the lie i will blow to have my own
national cake. I started crying and came to the
man. Immediately i knelt down, I heard
"cut!! Cut!! Cut!!".
I turned and saw the director of the movie. He
laughed and said " o boy na movie we dey shoot
here" oo .
Hahahahahah shame wan kill me. Chaii!!
Economy no go kill person

lmao

It is called baby race competition

zeribe4real:
The best thing to do to this country is to evaluate the gross mistakes of the colonial masters that were all driven by their personal interests when Almagamating Nigeria, by splitting Nigeria into their respective ethno religious inclination, Bc the North will be far of better under Emirate status n Sharia law, While d East will be Better under the British Law, The West can decide for themselves, that z what I guess will solve all this our persistence hate for one another.

South Nko? RIP to the dead

The services of a surrogate mother is needed. * Age: 20-28 * Must be HIV negative * Lagos resident or willing to relocate to Lagos * Must have given birth to at least a baby without complications. * Must be willing to comply with the agreement of the surrogacy. * Having done a previous surrogacy is an added advantage.
Please if you are interested or know any interested lady, kindly pm me.

amuijiji:
Force fed kwa

They should come to Nigeria nd see how our women force down Akamu down the throat of their babies..

Some even use hand moulded funnel to feed their babies..

It's quite unfortunate the kid died, she had no intention of killing the baby.

Yelloba women are experts in force feeding babies with soured ogi. She meant no harm to the child, na devil join hand for the matter.

Sotenna:
So, I blame the 8-month-old's parents.

So after looking at that her monstrous face, they handed her their baby?

If the kid didn't die due to the forceful feeding that kid would have eventually died of genuine fear.

You are funny ghan

I want my hubby to propose again by kneeling down. He didn't go down on his knees than

Professional cleaner niyen

NIGHTMAREOO7:
U are not igbo my dear!. Or u are one of those "my dad said im igbo" So u know nothing about igbo pple

Are you the one to decide who is Igbo or not?

Paperwhite:
Buhari should be ashamed of himself. "Abacha never stole"yet he is going to shamelessly retrieve funds he claimed never existed.

Only GEJ stole.

Justdulla:
Big Lie...Some of these ladies in eastern universities are so corrupt mehn....I remember ma times in Umuahia

What happened in Umuahia?

Every where except live in lovers

RIP

That's why keeping quiet for too long is not good

Hammefeez:
someone even made it a topic on her television programme today........... She repeated severaly that the boy was 7years old

Maybe she has his birth certificate or na she born am

PaperLace:
If these armed robbers handle you, you'll kill them all at sight.
Before a particular incident, I was vehemently against jungle justice but right now_ as long as it's meted out on the right person(no juvenile ...), I am game.

The memory of how his ilk tortured my darling husband remains fresh in my head. Chai! I cried that night...
I thought it was kidnap, I waited for ransom call_ I tire!
Even after collecting the money, they still held him hostage and tortured him till he bled from every point, even broke his skull.

I saw my husband in the state they left him,with all the agu nwanyi I am known for, I started crying. I was just wondering where I would start from as a widow and single mum <25.

They can take all the money, we would make double. Why kill? Why put an end to a life you can't create?

Is jungle justice good? No.
'but you just need to have an encounter with these guys.

If I get the modafuckers that tortured my husband that day, I will roast their body and soul!!!

Surprisingly, when my husband opened his eyes and saw me. He said "my fine wife, so another man for just carry you_ shey you will remarry na?"...lols.

Hmmm. You remind me of the day I was called by 5am that my younger brother, a father of 4 was attacked by armed robbers in his house. They stole valuables without a single resistance, attempted to rape his wife, a nursing mother, only for them to return to the and broke his skull with a bar. He almost bled to death! A struggling man who has been taking care of his family legitimately. We almost lost him but we thank God for His mercies.

I had no pity on that maga, even if dem like make them say na 3 years old, I watched the video to the end. They are wicked. Why not collect the valuable and move on, rather than kill their victims. If the victims are left alive, they will make another money for the lazy thieves to steal again if they have the opportunity

richidinho:
Op why did you cut out this part from the article?

The committee noted that aside birth certificate, “there were only copies of court affidavit and police extract dated the same day, strangely after he had been nominated, claiming loss of his credentials.”

It said that “Interestingly also, his highest academic qualification was a one-year “Diploma in Computer” from Abubakar Tafawa Balewa University, Bauchi of-which the attached statement of result was dated 23rd September 2016, still after he had been nominated by President Muhammadu Buhari.”

The report said, “When requested to throw more light on why he chose to present documents that were prepared shortly after his nomination and also why he believed that he was qualified to function as a National Commissioner in such a critical agency as NCC given the rigours, challenges and required expertise for efficiency of the commission, he revealed that he ‘did not bother to go for the credentials’ because according to him he “only went to school merely for knowledge having self-employed prior to the nomination”.

Like father (Bubu ), like son

lonelydora:
After 20 years? I remembered how everybody was talking about it then in Owerri. There's one guy called 'Larry' too.

Yes with plate numbers, Larry 1, Larry 2, Larry 3

Those fighting him.....




SHAME SHAME SHAME

US Unveils 16 Richest Politicians From Nigeria And Names Of US Banks They Starch Away Public Funds.
NAME*******BANK ***************AMOUNT
1. Okorocha JP Morgan chase/ New York. $1.4 billion
2. Kwankwaso. American express/New York $1.15 billion
3. Shettima. Wells Fargo/ San Francisco. $1.1 billion
4. Nyako. Citi group/ New York city. $805 million
5. Ibrahim. Citi group/ New York city. $798 million
7. Amaechi. US Bancorp/ Minnesota. $757 million
8. Abdulaziz. Ally financial/ Detroit. $626 million
9. Oshiomole BB&T/ North Carolina. $625 million
10. Aregbesola. Citi group/ new York. $513 million
11. Al-makura. State street corporation & $510 million
12. Wamakko. Wells Fargo/ San Francisco. $476 million
13. Fashola. Citi group/ New York $448 million
14. Amosun Bank of America. $442 million
15. Ahmed. US Bancorp. $437 million
16. Ajimobi. Ally financial. $422 million--what a shame. And some of them are in President Buhari government of war against corruption. See net for confirmation.

Taryur3:
The most painful aspect of this girl death is that her father transfer one of his kidney to her to revive her life 2years ago...Chai..

huh? shuoo

Yes, part of the lectures, Dayoset is raising 5k from ex LASUMBA for.
I thought I will be there but.....

we've not eaten, we blame GEJ

sarrki:
Why did you take it personal

Just saying the obvious

Over hatred worry you. See confirmation of his opinion below;

Jokerman:
The colour of the wrapper would define the ethnicity of these people.... . ...

Awon iya osogbo...

comradespade:
ordinary 1.6 billion go learn work for Lastma hand

Don't mind them.

Xano:
MMM is more like shuffling/transferring money from one account to the other. No investment, just random money transfers. After a month, 30% increase of another person's money; another instruction to transfer to another. 7% commission for referral.
Funny scheme

Exactly!

mechanic workshop ni

,,,.

ordained:
My brother I no know o. Sometimes I feel like crying for d type of leaders we have.

Is it not an opportunity for d govts(federal & state) to engage in large-scale mechanised farming in dat regard so as to boost our revenue?

I just taya.

Don't mind them, they saw what illiterate Joseph saw in the land of Egypt millions of years ago and managed it successfully, they are here ranting upandan like he goats. mtcheww