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Business / Re: Lagos Female Christmas Shoppers Hide Money In Undies To Beat Pickpockets by GMbuharii: 4:22pm On Dec 24, 2019
Beware of coneheaded structures pickpockets grin
Politics / Re: Obasanjo: I Ran Away From Arabic Qur’anic School Over Fear Of The Cane by GMbuharii: 2:40pm On Dec 24, 2019
immhotep:

BMC spotted grin


Cc lzaa gmbuharii

Lolsssssss!!!!! grin grin

A full grown man bearing JahSHARON!!!!
BMC chop-money can do wonders...
BAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAA....
grin grin grin grin

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Music/Radio / Re: 2019: Your Best Local And International Artistes/Songs? by GMbuharii: 2:19pm On Dec 24, 2019
Any good rockstar, Nickelback, Coldplay,3doors down,.... maroon5 (Memories is so good,you J st can't hold back the tears....)I see you @ yemike
then locally,Burna boy..


Happy Christmas lzaa immhotep and y'all...

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Celebrities / Re: Bobrisky Sprays Tacha Money At Her 24th Birthday Party by GMbuharii: 2:11pm On Dec 24, 2019
helinues:
Dollar just drop to 120 what a great news


Says a BMC dependant grin grin grin

Lzaa immhotep

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Romance / Re: Hddkkkdssjkfdssa by GMbuharii: 1:36pm On Dec 24, 2019
Mrluv:
i am not in your shoe bro


Ojuelegba thunda,where art thou? angry
Romance / Re: Hddkkkdssjkfdssa by GMbuharii: 1:36pm On Dec 24, 2019
Grabs popcorn. grin

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Politics / Re: Judith Amaechi 49th Birthday: Rotimi Amaechi Surprises Wife With Wake-up Song by GMbuharii: 1:33pm On Dec 24, 2019
post=85181063:
Happy Birthday Madam Lioness of Ubima

Mental, happy Christmas

grin
Politics / Re: Judith Amaechi 49th Birthday: Rotimi Amaechi Surprises Wife With Wake-up Song by GMbuharii: 1:32pm On Dec 24, 2019
Mirror head mofo.

Well happy Christmas
Crime / Re: Faith Aluko Goes Missing In MFM Church, Akure During Service by GMbuharii: 1:20pm On Dec 24, 2019
In Akure!!!!!

Ahhhhh Lord please,save her, protect her from miners...
Return her,with her head intact,to her family,ameeena.

Lzaa immhotep Biko pray o


grin

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Crime / Re: 2 Nigerians Arrested In India For ATM Cloning. 37 Cloned Cards, Laptop Recovered by GMbuharii: 1:16pm On Dec 24, 2019
Finnese001:
I didn't come early though but I will still leave this one here for my brother from the waste side

Lzaa immhotep ooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Crime / Re: 2 Nigerians Arrested In India For ATM Cloning. 37 Cloned Cards, Laptop Recovered by GMbuharii: 1:09pm On Dec 24, 2019
OLUWATOYIN ADEWALE
TONY LAVANI (LAWANI)...


Coneheaded structures on the beat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sophisticated moraans not disappointing even on Christmas grin grin

Lzaa immhotep

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Politics / Re: Nnamdi Kanu: Adeyanju Deji Regrets All He Said About IPOB Leader - FFK by GMbuharii: 12:49pm On Dec 24, 2019
PapaBaby:

Between you and the dead meat seller, I don't know who is less intelligent.

OJIGBIJIGBIJIGBI!!!!!

Lzaa immhotep bastardmod greenback see how someone just finished helinues!!!!!!!

grin grin grin grin

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Politics / Re: Nnamdi Kanu: Adeyanju Deji Regrets All He Said About IPOB Leader - FFK by GMbuharii: 12:45pm On Dec 24, 2019
immhotep:

Helinues will not like this topic.

Cc lzaa gmbuharii

They scarcely ever learn from history and they don't know that whatever happens to the south east or south south will certainly affect them south west in the long run. Happy Christmas jare...
grin

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Celebrities / Re: Fans Gift Tacha A Mercedes Benz On Her 24th Birthday by GMbuharii: 11:06am On Dec 24, 2019
Watch!

And yorubaking and his wheelbarrow ko ti ri call, OJIGBIJIGBIJIGBI!!!!!

grin grin
Politics / Re: 2023: Nigerians Blast Tinubu Says He Will Never Become The Next President by GMbuharii: 8:58pm On Dec 23, 2019
OoniOfIfe:
angry







Jagaban is a cat with 9 lives
He has never fought nd lost any battle

He fought Obasanjo nd won.
He fought GEJ nd won
He fought Ambode nd won.

He will surely win again in 2023

Tinubu2023

Please receive sense before 2020, PLEASE

Naija is really hopeless with people like you around
lzaa immhotep

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Car Talk / Re: Igor Moroz Destroys His Mercedes-AMG G63 SUV By Dropping It From Helicopter by GMbuharii: 8:51pm On Dec 23, 2019
YorubaKing:


@bolded. He didn't destroy his Mercedes-AMG G63. He destroyed his money! angry

If he's really angry as noted, he could have dashed it out!

Shut up and mind your mono

wheel-drive WHEELBARROW grin grin grin

lzaa immhotep

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Car Talk / Re: When Did You Buy Your First Car And How Much Was It? by GMbuharii: 9:37am On Dec 23, 2019
helinues:
Never bought one though had so many chances.. Priced more than 3 when I had the money but changed my mind. My first priced Wheelbarrow was around 1.2 million KOBO

Why buying one when you don't stay in one place
Why buying one when you have access to enough cars( friends and Family)

Receive deliverance from attachee,thank you grin grin grin

Lzaa immhotep

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NYSC / Re: My Service Year In Anambra - Corper Peter Omoniyi Gidado by GMbuharii: 10:03pm On Dec 22, 2019
TheFacelessMan:

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MENTALus tantalus. grin

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Politics / Re: Lawan Is Just A ‘rubber’ Waiting To Stamp Anything by GMbuharii: 9:36pm On Dec 22, 2019
rusher14:


Ok.

The nation newspaper that's the journal version of lying Mohammed grin
Politics / Re: Lawan Is Just A ‘rubber’ Waiting To Stamp Anything by GMbuharii: 9:32pm On Dec 22, 2019
During gej era,they were all barking and we're very active like attack dogs. But now, they've suddenly turned into tiny puppies with their tails tucked under their silly arsses, including those noise making sophisticated coneheaded moraans grin
Travel / Re: African Migrants Hiding Inside Dashboard And Engine by GMbuharii: 9:27pm On Dec 22, 2019
And acursed coneheaded structures keep bringing failures to power...
Health / Re: Dr. Obinna Igwilo Performs Robotic Surgery In US by GMbuharii: 9:22pm On Dec 22, 2019
Patrioticman007:
.

You too much. IGBO AMAKA .

Oshe!!!!

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Phones / Re: USA Used Unlocked Samsung Galaxy S8 For 28,000 Naira by GMbuharii: 4:21pm On Dec 22, 2019
TheFacelessMan:


See a psychiatrist. IvarTheBoneless is my friend... don't know the others.

Didnt know yeebos too smoke Igbo

Mental in Hotoro grin

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Crime / Re: Police Arrest Man For Killing Wife In Anambra (Photo) by GMbuharii: 1:38pm On Dec 22, 2019
MartinCorridon:


OK. My regards to the pitiful soul embarassed

Keep enjoying your beans there lolsssssss

Thefacelessman

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Car Talk / Re: How To Survive If Your Vehicle Is Sinking Into A River Or Sea by GMbuharii: 1:37pm On Dec 22, 2019
MartinCorridon:
Happened to me once in Bayelsa.

It was raining and the road was slippery, i was rushing home after work. My car went into the river and i felt the icy darkness of the water engulf me...


I broke the window with my elbow (was wearing a suit)

Swam to the back tyre and removed the top of the tyre tubing, i took 2-5 puffs of the tyre air and then trying not to panick, i swam to the surface.

Luckily i was rescued shivering with my teeth chattering, by some nearby fishermen who saw the car plunge under.

It was a CLOSE SHAVE

Thefacelessman lying Mohammed

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Phones / Re: USA Used Unlocked Samsung Galaxy S8 For 28,000 Naira by GMbuharii: 11:19am On Dec 22, 2019
TheFacelessMan:


Who is this? Why stalking me?

Shut up, Martincorridon....

UsmandanLexingtonsteele Mental

grin

Ivartheboneless ivartheboneless ivartheMENTAL BAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAA....

grin grin

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Foreign Affairs / Re: These Russian Eggs Are Worth ₦36 BILLION NAIRA (pictures) by GMbuharii: 9:13am On Dec 22, 2019
James Bond Octopussy.. cool
Phones / Re: USA Used Unlocked Samsung Galaxy S8 For 28,000 Naira by GMbuharii: 8:58am On Dec 22, 2019
TheFacelessMan:


This happened to me... cost 80k to fix.

Unfortunately bought the phone outside the country in Niger republic,a couple of hours from Hotoro and couldn't redeem the warranty.

Lessons learnt.
grin

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: NDLEA Aptitude Test 2019: Candidates Climb Buildings, Struggle In Kano, Abuja by GMbuharii: 3:06am On Dec 22, 2019
TheFacelessMan:

cry.. I would have written a super action story from the short clip on this article but man never chop since morning... BMC chop-money never show embarassed

Sorry guys, alarm dey tear belle!. NEVER GIVE UP Sha!

Someone help me with job o


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Politics / Re: Burial Poster Of ACP Oliver Abbey, Killed By Suspected IPOB Members In Anambra by GMbuharii: 9:29am On Dec 20, 2019
PearlStreet:
Can you see how Igbos on this thread are dancing on the grave of a South South son? They killed him and are still insulting him, spitting on his corpse.

South South people, Niger Deltans, hope you can see clearly what these animals did to your son?

Niger delta sons are notoriously low and very very few in the Police and yet, Igbos killed one of the stars of the Niger Delta.

Tomorrow, when you hear Igbos saying "we SE/SS," just remember this.

I pity your life.
Because when you search the living Word of God,you will see that setting brothers against each other is one of the sins God hates the most.

Just see how shameless and shameful you are, sweating profusely just cos you wanna cause acrimony between the SS and SE!

Disgusting to say the least,twehhhh

Lzaa immhotep

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Politics / Re: Burial Poster Of ACP Oliver Abbey, Killed By Suspected IPOB Members In Anambra by GMbuharii: 9:25am On Dec 20, 2019
Patrioticman007:
Ipob killed Rivers state man, if Mujahedeen Asari Dokubo strike them now, they will start apologizing on National News papers.
That Hausa government wants to join them.
May Karma avenge the Acp death soonest on his killers. Amen

Receive sense, thank you

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Politics / Re: Burial Poster Of ACP Oliver Abbey, Killed By Suspected IPOB Members In Anambra by GMbuharii: 9:22am On Dec 20, 2019
helinues:
Rip ACP Abbey

Mtcheeeeww

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