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Literature / Re: TheFacelessMan Moves On... by GMbuharii: 12:11pm On Jan 01, 2020
TheFacelessMan:
01 / 01/ 2020 is the day.

I never planned it this early but MODs deleting my stories helped to accelerate the process.

Today, I would open a blog for my stories.

Link would be provided shortly....

MENTALus tantalus on the beat.......

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Nairaland / General / Re: Where Did You Spend Your 2019 Cross Over Night? by GMbuharii: 11:22am On Jan 01, 2020
Onboard ship, with my fellow sailors


Happy new year lzaa immhotep cheesy

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Politics / Re: Kayode Ogundamisi Names Goodluck Jonathan As His Man Of The Decade by GMbuharii: 2:49pm On Dec 31, 2019
Thegoodone13:
No. I love GEJ more than you do but he Bleep up in one area. He neglect Yoruba and focus on Hausa and his tribe. Yoruba only show him that in Nigeria politics, you can't do without Yoruba. I still believed that GEJ will still rule this country. I don't know how it will happen.

I don't know how and what you yorubas mean by saying gej neglected the yorubas!!!?

Didn't your demi god tinubu play the political mathematics that ensured tambuwal emerged HoR speaker 2011 in place of that PDP woman from the west?
Did PDP not zone that position to the west!

Didn't obj and gej try to rectify things later at the house but were told that they should be forgiven?
Didn't that selfish move lead to the end of zoning at the nass!



Tinubu connived with the north and traded away your speakership position to the north for whatever political calculation and gain and yet you people still blame Gej for sidelining you yorubas!!!!!!

What about what you did to Bukola Saraki? Your same demi god,tinubu along with Lai Mohammed and co orchestrated the "otoge" movement and got Saraki booted away from being the senate President and also from the senate!!! But the big question now is,WHO OCCUPIES THE SENATE PRESIDENCY AND FROM WHICH REGIN IS HE FROM?
Like you did in 2011,the same otoge people succeeded, ignorantly,in trading away their rights to a north eaterner,Lawan!!!!!!!!!


When some people say the south west is some sort of abomination to the south,you gotta think about it. Happy new year.

Lzaa immhotep

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Politics / Re: Kayode Ogundamisi Names Goodluck Jonathan As His Man Of The Decade by GMbuharii: 2:29pm On Dec 31, 2019
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itsme01:



Jonathan would call DSS to use their masked opreative to arrest Jega and seize the election results.. any APC chieftain would be arrested and Buhari would be forced to make reckless statement.. then booom Niger delta militants would blow up oil facilities and Northerners would kill southerners... Angry southeasterners who are hungry for Biafra would count score on Northerners in the east.. Buhari's loyalist in the Army would attempt a coup and Ihejirika and Jonathan Boys would retailate [/s]

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Politics / Re: Kayode Ogundamisi Names Goodluck Jonathan As His Man Of The Decade by GMbuharii: 2:27pm On Dec 31, 2019
itsme01:


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see the flatness of the head in this pics


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E pain am ooo!!!
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Politics / Re: Kayode Ogundamisi Names Goodluck Jonathan As His Man Of The Decade by GMbuharii: 2:13pm On Dec 31, 2019
Coneheaded structures and zombies now grin grin

This news yaff spoil their amala shinkafa owambe grin grin

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Politics / Re: Kayode Ogundamisi Names Goodluck Jonathan As His Man Of The Decade by GMbuharii: 1:59pm On Dec 31, 2019
LZAA:

U that is a smart zombie who loves sai babarism
Wetin u gain
Cc immhotep GMBuharii Afamed

They are just horrible!!!! See how pained he is over someone else's celebration grin grin grin

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Politics / Re: Anthony Ayine: Revenue Agencies failed to remit N1.6trn into Federation Account by GMbuharii: 9:00am On Dec 31, 2019
Just two pages, only two pages!!! And some are saying "market have closed!"


Mention GEJ PEJ Diezani Iweala Oduah Asari Dokuboh Nnamdi Kanu now, Aaaahhhhhhhh!!!!!

All Mufutaus mumunis Rahmanis Nurudeen Tajudeen Kabiru ganiyu Ajanaku Lagbaja taofeek all coneheaded structures and algorithmic sophisticated coneheaded moraans will fill the entire atmosphere with nitrogenous ewedu and sulphuric acid gbegiri amonia gas!!!!!!!!


So happy new year in advance jare, lzaa immhotep bastardmod adaibeku greenback
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Politics / Re: Anthony Ayine: Revenue Agencies failed to remit N1.6trn into Federation Account by GMbuharii: 8:53am On Dec 31, 2019
Oshin56:
Augf Since 2017 you don't say anything when we are about to enter 2020 you are now talking this campaign after election.

Says the ones who still foam profusely in the mouth over Gej, Diezani, Iweala Oduah Asari Dokuboh..... undecided

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Religion / Re: I Keep Seeing My Dead Nephew In My Dreams! by GMbuharii: 9:12pm On Dec 30, 2019
TheFacelessMan:
I had a close encounter with a ghost in 1984.

Yes, my hands were stained with blood but I never had any insomnia because of that.

I had a mission to assassinate Rodrigo Santoro, a diplomatic attache who was secretly a spy.

ivartheMENTAL. grin grin

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Sports / Re: Amir Khan And Family's Christmas Picture Gets Him Slammed By Muslims, He Replies by GMbuharii: 9:07pm On Dec 30, 2019
TheFacelessMan:
Amir Khan has fast hands...BUT

I was able to knock him down last year.

It was during Ramadan though

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Politics / Re: Obasanjo Visits Emeka Anyaoku At His Residence In Anambra (Photos) by GMbuharii: 6:49pm On Dec 30, 2019
Great man......the type that should be president.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Mass Evacuation In Australia As Heat Risk Rises by GMbuharii: 3:32pm On Dec 30, 2019
MRAKBEE:
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Read to understand na. The guy is arguing that more efforts should be made with

regards to tackling global warming

By waiting for rain to fall during forest fires and in the middle of heat season,huh?!?! Yea right..

Esseite's response also applies to you, definitely LOLs
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Foreign Affairs / Re: Mass Evacuation In Australia As Heat Risk Rises by GMbuharii: 3:29pm On Dec 30, 2019
Esseite:


The previous wildfires in the US, was it not firefighters that eventually quenched the fire?..

So they should rather leave the fire unattended while waiting for raining season?...

Please try this 2020, add more effort to be logical.


BAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAA........ lolsssssss

Lzaa immhotep see as dem finish helinues!!!!!

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Food / Re: Restaurant Gets License To Sell Human Flesh by GMbuharii: 2:59pm On Dec 30, 2019
moshoodn:


Thanks for the clarification.

The op,dehvhelop = kestolove5 and his agenda, target is the Igbos.
But he scarcely know that no one can curse who God have blessed grin
Business / Re: If 3k Is Not Too Small For You Daily, Then Get Here Then!!! by GMbuharii: 2:34pm On Dec 30, 2019
DEHVEHLOP:
Interested


Just look at the "human being" foaming against and about the blessed Igbos day and night!!!!


One thing will keep eluding your likes and that is, "who God have blessed,no one can ever curse".
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Lzaa immhotep

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Education / Re: FG Approves 6 New Federal Colleges Of Education by GMbuharii: 2:22pm On Dec 30, 2019
DEHVEHLOP:
Good one from our prestigious Federal government...


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Shildrens of h8, coman have some headache cheesy

Crime / Re: Texas Church Shooting: One Killed Before Gunman Shot Dead By Churchgoer by GMbuharii: 1:08pm On Dec 30, 2019
CaptainMeks:
USA lied in their propaganda that Christians were being targeted by Muslims in Nigeria but just today here is an attack against Christians in USA and it is not the first.

Mass shootings in USA has become a daily occurrence yet same USA claims Africa is not safe.

Records show that USA has the highest number of mass killings but it is Nigeria or Africa that is not safe.

Okay o

It is high time Africa countries began issuing travel warnings to her citizens against going to USA


Mental nla nl

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Romance / Re: My Opinion On Broke Guys by GMbuharii: 1:02pm On Dec 30, 2019
itsme01:
cool



youlose money chasing women , but you can never lose women chasing money


set your prioritise right

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Shattap and go get a job lolsssssss...
Set your PRIORITISE right!!!

Nepa bill degree certificate holder!!!!! grin grin grin grin grin grin


Biko,Lzaa,is that gateman job still available?

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Romance / Re: My Opinion On Broke Guys by GMbuharii: 12:57pm On Dec 30, 2019
itsme01:
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youlose money chasing women , but you can never lose women chasing money


set your prioritise right

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Shattap and go get a job lolsssssss...

Lzaa,is that gateman job still available?

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Sports / Re: Footballer Sani Abacha: Hunger Almost Killed Me In Hungary by GMbuharii: 9:32am On Dec 30, 2019
itsme01:



yen yen yen says a wailer

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Sports / Re: Footballer Sani Abacha: Hunger Almost Killed Me In Hungary by GMbuharii: 9:17am On Dec 30, 2019
Hungary is still far better than BMC chop-money and it's long line of alarm blow zombies and structures de la coneheads grin grin grin grin

Lzaa immhotep

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Family / Re: He Got My Sister Pregnant, Rejected It, Now He Wants The Child 16 Years After by GMbuharii: 9:14am On Dec 30, 2019
Biafrareform:
Good evening all. I need your honest opinion on this .

My elder sister was put in a family way 16 years ago. The guy responsible, his family rejected the pregnancy Infront of my family .

We took her in, cared for her and she gave birth to a lovable baby girl . Dam, she is so pretty and was well loved.

She grew to become my pet . I loved her with all my heart. Infact we all loved her .

My elder sister is married . She has told her daughter that her present husband is her father when she start asking questions.

She is done with her secondary school and currently running a fashion design program . I planned on sending her to the Uni once she is done with her program .

Just got on phone with my sister now and she is telling me that , the dude that got her pregnant family has been disturbing her to allow them access to the girl . That they are ready to train her to any level .

And she is considering telling her daughter the truth about her birth .

Can you imagine the nonsense. I have warned her not to do that not to talk of giving them access and I am currently furious right now . After 16 years of loving this girl, someone is now claiming father .

Please how do I handle this .

Nairalanders have given you more than enough good advice.

The only punishment you can mete on that erring father is telling him to give you and your sister some time to think it out and till then he should stay and steer clear of the girl and her mum and you but at the end,he should be allowed to see and cater for his daughter. If he and his family are now responsible,then she should be allowed to visit and spend time with them and her mum's family,that two families hehe. She go enjoy life Wella.

The girl is of age now so you and her mum can reveal everything to her.


All the best
Politics / Re: Iwuanyanwu: 2023 President Must Come From South-East by GMbuharii: 7:54am On Dec 30, 2019
Afamed:
Confused set of element . Biafra today, referudum tomorrow, Restructuring on Eke market day, Igbo Presidency on Sunday evening.
Somebody with substance should please rise up not this below...vvv

Lzaa immhotep

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Crime / Re: Nigerian Mother Gangs Up With Friend And Prophet To Kill And Eat Daughter by GMbuharii: 2:38pm On Dec 29, 2019
After they stupidly bunched together and voted for their beloved jihadist master who have now unleashed so much hardship on them,they are now resorting to mining and head harvesting activities!!!!!
Imagine, eating a while human being to escape hardship!!!!

Thunda Faya all Coneheads and humpty dumbty sophisticated moraans angry

lzaa immhotep Biko bia o

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Politics / Re: Goodluck Jonathan Wants Those Who Attacked His House Exposed by GMbuharii: 2:22pm On Dec 29, 2019
LZAA:

Fadomero wants to be a BMC goon

That's the wonders of BMC chop-money for you grin

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Politics / Re: Obaseki In Trouble As INEC Declares Only Oshiomhole Can Submit Candidates’ Names by GMbuharii: 1:34pm On Dec 29, 2019
itsme01:



isnt it obvious that your support for Obaseki is about to cause him political doom

You can decide to be part of the defeated bunch,the sold out bunch with no future,no destination, rights sold for a plate of amala, it's your life..
Politics / Re: Obaseki In Trouble As INEC Declares Only Oshiomhole Can Submit Candidates’ Names by GMbuharii: 1:28pm On Dec 29, 2019
BuhariAdvocate:
I have never see useless politician like Obaseki.
Why do you call him useless?
Politics / Re: Obasanjo Says Nigeria Faces Impending Bankruptcy by GMbuharii: 1:25pm On Dec 29, 2019
Kuginzi:

E be like say u hear this word for radio station, na why u dey repeat am well well be that!!
Thanks

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Politics / Re: Goodluck Jonathan Wants Those Who Attacked His House Exposed by GMbuharii: 1:23pm On Dec 29, 2019
Fadomero:
Abeg make we hear word nobody attack you oga
Receive brains nah!!!! What about the soldier that lost his life?!

Please receive sense before 2020, thank you..

Lzaa immhotep

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