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Politics / Re: Nnamdi Kanu List States Thet Will Make Up Biafra In 2020 - screenshots. by GMbuharii: 8:34am On Dec 27, 2019
tsdarkside:


after buhari,do what you want....

i dont care no more about nigeria....


and i give lesser fvcks about biafra....

Lzaa immhotep bastardmod see grand confession with style lolsssssss!!!!!

See subtle lamentations BAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAA!!!!!!!

grin grin

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Politics / Re: Nnamdi Kanu List States Thet Will Make Up Biafra In 2020 - screenshots. by GMbuharii: 8:29am On Dec 27, 2019
tsdarkside:


look at you....your people are from cameroon....not me....

am bini....

Tufiakwa!!!!!!!!

Anakhina?!!!!! Uwe? Bini?!
Aawaabuwaaa!!!!!!!! You can't be, seriously!!!!

Lzaa immhotep this one is an impostor!
undecided undecided

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Politics / Re: Garba Shehu: Buhari’s Cabal Aren’t Hungry People, They Are Respectable Nigerians by GMbuharii: 8:24am On Dec 27, 2019
rusher14:


What is this wailing zombie saying?

embarassed

E pain am gaskiya grin lolsssssss BAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAA...
grin grin

Lzaa immhotep bastardmod adaibeku greenback

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Religion / Re: Indigenous Hausa Christians Of Kano Mark Christmas by GMbuharii: 9:04pm On Dec 26, 2019
Hardeybohwarley:

I thought you're educated.

Eru grin
Religion / Re: Indigenous Hausa Christians Of Kano Mark Christmas by GMbuharii: 9:01pm On Dec 26, 2019
God bless them
Nairaland / General / Re: What Is The Meaning Of Boxing Day? by GMbuharii: 8:50pm On Dec 26, 2019
Box up your gifts,that's what it means... however,if you see a coneheaded structure,give it a good Anthony Joshua box,thank you...


grin

Lzaa immhotep

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Health / Re: Many People Are Using Paracetamol To Cook Meat! by GMbuharii: 2:44pm On Dec 26, 2019
Well,a coneheaded structure is more dangerous to mankind than paracetamol overdose!!!!

Lzaa immhotep

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Crime / Re: Siblings Bravely Fight Off Carjacker Who Stole Their Father's SUV by GMbuharii: 2:38pm On Dec 26, 2019
Bravery..

If she were a coneheaded structure,na mowe Ibafo IDP camp straight. grin
Crime / Re: Video: Nigerian Woman Who Slammed Her Househelp Arrested Pleading For Forgivenes by GMbuharii: 2:28pm On Dec 26, 2019
This monster should be given speedy trial and jailed at once.
See crocodile tears!!!

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Crime / Re: Police Brutalities In America by GMbuharii: 2:22pm On Dec 26, 2019
Well most times, resisting arrest leads to police brutality
Politics / Re: 20years After The Death Of Victor Okafor, Eze Ego 1 Of Ihiala by GMbuharii: 1:43pm On Dec 26, 2019
BuhariAdvocate:
Please your new year Resolution should be wisdom. This year has gone already i pray you get sense next year.

grin
Lzaa immhotep

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Politics / Re: Imagine If It Was The Igbo's That Beat Up Adeyanju by GMbuharii: 10:05am On Dec 26, 2019
helinues:
Was/Is Deji fighting for the interests of Yoruba's?

@ op, were you at the scene? Cos me wondering how you got to know Deji was beaten by Hausa.. Abuja is a metropolitan city for Christ sake

Shut up.
Is Lagos not a metropolitan city also? Didn't you mouth foamers attack the igbos when one ballot snatching coneheaded structure snatched ballot box during Last elections and was almost lynched? Why did you people blame only the Igbos?

Lzaa

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Crime / Re: Photos Of Anthony Oluseye Akinyemi Who Died In US Immigration Detention Centre by GMbuharii: 11:00pm On Dec 25, 2019
IpobAntidote:


I'm here to reset the brains of retarded brainwashed and confused IPOB terrorist fools. You sound and reason like one. Better register for brain resetting class 101, class is filling up fast. You sure need the class.

The wonders of BMC chop-money!!!!!
grin grin
Lzaa immhotep

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Politics / Re: Ahmad Abdulrahman Rescues Peace Goewam After Being Maltreated By Madam by GMbuharii: 10:06pm On Dec 25, 2019
Good news,thank God.
I saw that video and was like,wtf!!!!!!!!
She could've killed that child with that slam. Infact,that girl should be taken to hospital for checkup.

That woman is a monster and a liar and her kids should be taken away from her.
She should be jailed!!!!! Jailed!!!!!!
Her husband should be jailed too cos I'm sure he ain't pure.
As for that uncle,if he's found to have been involved in fowl play,walai,jail straight!!!!!!

But that woman,lick her up for ten years with hard labour for attempted murder!!!

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Crime / Re: US Police Officer Reacts As Nigerian Police Profile Him Because Of His Braids by GMbuharii: 9:44pm On Dec 25, 2019
IpobAntidote:
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Hey son, like I said before GROW UP. When you get older and your eye don clear, you will get that shithole out of your head.

That's the problem with people like you that just left your villages recently, you think the moment you land for Oyinbo land you have to lose all your senses and start calling your fatherland shithole. You are what you are, a product of your environment- SHITHOLE.

Speaking like a gang thug member is not the life you want to live. Again, grow up and grow some balls.

grin grin

Lzaa immhotep

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Crime / Re: Photos Of Anthony Oluseye Akinyemi Who Died In US Immigration Detention Centre by GMbuharii: 9:35pm On Dec 25, 2019
IpobAntidote:

Are you even capable of facing your reality not to talk of the topic. I seriously doubt that.

Says a mental who registered on the 23 Dec!!! really yaff been dealing seriously with your arsse,that's very clear lolsssssss grin grin grin grin

Lzaa immhotep

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Religion / Re: When A Neighbour Rejects That Christmas Chicken by GMbuharii: 12:42pm On Dec 25, 2019
LegendaryLover:
some years back, that's how a neighbor gave my aunt fried rice and meat on a christmas day. My aunt threw the food away. The neighbor later found it in the bin and took offence. Lol...
This is someone that the children will come to our house then and play with us ooo. But fear no allow my aunt eat the food.

OP no vex. I'm sure it's nothing personal. It's just the times we're living in.

Just learn say that one no dey accept gifts. Then next time don't give am, unless she change towards u.

We are in real horrible time in naija, everyone seem to be a suspect.....

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Politics / Re: Pictures Of Sambo Dasuki With Family Members After His Release From Detention by GMbuharii: 8:54am On Dec 25, 2019
4601CE:

The rest of Nigerians . Lmao .
Biafrans you mean.
Sorry I don’t engage Assholes .
Deji Adeyanju said more than this.
In your wrapped up mentality , there are Buhari supporters, and the rest are Nnamdi Kanu supporters.
Arindin

We know your condition now. grin

Politics / Re: Pictures Of Sambo Dasuki With Family Members After His Release From Detention by GMbuharii: 8:52am On Dec 25, 2019
4601CE:

Answer the question and stop crying

grin

Religion / Re: Four Brain Teasers As We Celebrate Christmas by GMbuharii: 8:48am On Dec 25, 2019
helinues:
1. Magi

2. 3 wise men

3. 3 gifts

4. 0 years


Op, please, award the above the chop-money prize..BMCs have been on que for chop-money for the past one month. grin

lzaa immhotep

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Religion / Re: Merry Christmas Nairalanders by GMbuharii: 8:42am On Dec 25, 2019
Merry Christmas to Lzaa immhotep bastardmod greenback farahaideed adaibeku......and to chief BMC chop-money, helinues/afamed

It is well grin

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Sports / Re: Chioma Ajunwa Celebrates Her 49th Birthday Today by GMbuharii: 8:36am On Dec 25, 2019
teebarbie:
0232293713

If I call you Mufutau na grin

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Sports / Re: Chioma Ajunwa Celebrates Her 49th Birthday Today by GMbuharii: 8:36am On Dec 25, 2019
Heroes and statesmen/women like this are relegated to the background in the xoo...
God bless this woman

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Politics / Re: Pictures Of Sambo Dasuki With Family Members After His Release From Detention by GMbuharii: 8:30am On Dec 25, 2019
4601CE:

Which court convicted Tinubu of stealing?
What did he steal?

Also which court convicted Diezani and Stella Oduah that you people always foam in the mouth about?

Lzaa immhotep

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Politics / Re: Pictures Of Sambo Dasuki With Family Members After His Release From Detention by GMbuharii: 8:24am On Dec 25, 2019
jahsharon:
There is only one C-in--C in Nigeria, his name us Major General Muhammadu Buhari. He is the Law.

If you steal our country's money like Col. Dasuki did, you will vomit it. If you commit Treason, Felony or Treasonable Felony like Sowore did, you will pay dearly no matter what the Courts say.

Where were the Courts when Col Dasuki was looting our treasury? Where were the Courts when Sowore was campaigning for overthrow of a democratic government?

Anybody that does anyhow will see anyhow.

grin

Lzaa immhotep

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Religion / Re: Christmas Vs Easter: Which One Is More Significant? by GMbuharii: 8:13am On Dec 25, 2019
nairalee:
Oga eat rice, show love and stop over analyzing everything. Both are equally significant.

EoD

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Jokes Etc / Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by GMbuharii: 8:11am On Dec 25, 2019
Gracias amigos and talking about those blokes up there who wanna jet outta the shtthol,it still smells and tastes good for zmbs like helinues cos of BMC chop-money









(lzaa immhotep)

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Politics / Re: Osinbajo Presents Christmas Card To Muhammadu Buhari (Pictures) by GMbuharii: 3:43am On Dec 25, 2019
In his dark heart,you are a bloody infidel who be beheaded!!!!
Travel / Re: For Those Traveling For Christmas, How Much Is Your Transport Fare? by GMbuharii: 3:19am On Dec 25, 2019
MetaPhysical:


Immhotep and Lzaa singing ogene to raise money for xmas. grin



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uvh2rLBTvJA

Says a senior BMC waiting on the BMC queue for december chop money for the past one week grin grin

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Politics / Re: Nnamdi Kanu & Deji: The Start Of A Much Needed Embrace Between Igbo & Yoruba by GMbuharii: 7:26pm On Dec 24, 2019
NkemChukwudi:
I'm Yoruba and I despise them especially Lzaa and immhotep!!!!

Come and arrest me...

Ayam yoruba lolsssssss.....

A Yoruba who is ashamed of his tribe he had to go by an Igbo name! cheesy grin

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Nairaland / General / Re: Lagos Children Beat Father Christmas That Showed Up Without Gifts (Video) by GMbuharii: 4:29pm On Dec 24, 2019
BAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAA.... grin

That definitely is one of those coneheaded structures waiting desparately for BMC chop-money lolsssssss grin

That must bethat heliMENTAL grin grin

lzaa immhotep

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Celebrities / Re: Tiwa Savage And Yemi Alade Hug As They Perform Together At Tiwa's Concert by GMbuharii: 4:24pm On Dec 24, 2019
Rencent:
Good

That Yemi Sha!!!! I really wanna.....abeg appy Christmas,biko!

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