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Crime / Re: Hausa Youths Go On Rampage, Set Lagos LG Office Ablaze by GMbuharii: 2:40pm On Jan 12, 2020
wristbangle:
Fashola remains the best governor of Lagos. Standing ovation to him for eradicating bike menace on Lagos roads.

Sanwo Olu should do the same. We have Gokada, Opay, Max and Keke napep enough to cater Lagos populace.


Shattap!!!!

Why don't you suggest same for agberoes and touts? Of course not,your demi god tinubu is their grand patron. grin
Car Talk / Re: Porsche Owner Pays ₦14 M Fine To Get Back His Impounded Car by GMbuharii: 2:26pm On Jan 12, 2020
APC in India.

Thunda Faya all Coneheads sophisticated moraans in India. grin
Car Talk / Re: 2007 Honda Accord (eod) Give Away With Pictures by GMbuharii: 2:21pm On Jan 12, 2020
jdsage:
Only serious and genuine things needed

Specifications/attributes;

2007 honda Accord (end of discussion).
First body ( just need a painting job).
Leather seat (minor back seat tear).
Sound/ great interior.
Sound engine.
Working AC unit.
Complete auto.
6 disc loader./radio and channel selector.

N650,000 (give away price).
Wouldn't wait forever. I need an upgrade in a way.

Call 08032710771

Does it have any issues?
Autos / Re: Registered 2008 Toyota Sienna LIMITED Edition _____SOLD_____ by GMbuharii: 1:42pm On Jan 12, 2020
Wao!!!! This car is cool.
Help a student,800.
Religion / Re: Spirit Of Lesbianism Exposed By Prophet TB Joshua by GMbuharii: 1:04pm On Jan 12, 2020
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked



This is some acute fvckery.
Lesbianism isn't caused by any evil spirits.

It is strictly a chromosomal misinformation and that's why a lesbian is a lesbian.
Homosexualism is genetically ingrained, it could also be a nurtured preference.

I've seen female toddlers walk like boys, talk like boy and grow up seeing themselves as boys. Many a times, they are lesbians.
If they grow up in permissive countries, they are open about their sexual preferences.

But if they are in Nigeria, they get married to a man just to save face but stay up at night licking the househelp's kpekus.
This is genetical.

I've seen straight ladies who became lesbians after staying in an all-girl hostel or attending an only female school.
This is nurtured.

But for anyone to say it is spiritual tops the ridiculous of the most ridiculouses because all ladies are naturally bisexual.
Society even encourages them to because it is okay to see a girl touch a fellow girl's boobs in public, hold hands while walking or call themselves pet-names but very absurd for a man to.

God makes all things perfect and the Bible says that after creating man, he was happy because he created him with no mistakes.

For people who are genetically homosexual, God won't see it as a sin because it is beyond them.
There is a difference between morality and sin.
Like masturbating may be immoral but masturbating is not a sin; so some of our preferences could just be immoral and no sins.

The truth is, God's ways are not man's ways.
So if God loves the lesbians and the misfits, who am I not to?
If it were another person and not NwaAmaikpe,I would've said,
Ogogoro
Mental

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Religion / Re: 300 Workers Resign From Pastor Paul Adefarasin’s House On The Rock Church by GMbuharii: 12:59pm On Jan 12, 2020
Adefaresin is married to IFEANYI!!!!!

Lzaa immhotep see as they be rushing your ladies grin

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Protests In Tehran After Iran Admits Shooting Down Plane by GMbuharii: 9:17am On Jan 12, 2020
Meanwhile zombies, coneheaded structures, BMC chop-money mentals mallams are still protesting in the north

angry

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Politics / Re: Garba Shehu: Buhari’s Children Have Right To Use Presidential Jet by GMbuharii: 7:43am On Jan 12, 2020
simple2500:
The only fool I can see are the yorubas ass LICKERS..

Helinues afamed yorubahero12 statusquoante (lzaa immhotep bastardmod)

grin

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Politics / Re: Garba Shehu: Buhari’s Children Have Right To Use Presidential Jet by GMbuharii: 7:41am On Jan 12, 2020
LOGBELT:
Useless Government
Useless Administration
Useless APC
Useless Party Chairman
Useless Presidential Candidate
Useless President
Useless Muhammad Buhari
Useless Presidential Family
Useless Hanan
Useless Presidential Spokesman
Useless Garba Shehu
Useless Bauchi
Useless Jet
Useless Nigeria
Useless Cameraman
Useless Swift Network
Useless coneheaded structures: AKA BMC chop-money mentals
Helinues afamed itsme0


Useless Nairaland
Useless OP grin
Useless Post
Useless Readers
Useless Commenters
Useless Quoters

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Lzaa immhotep bia o

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Politics / Re: Anthony Sani: Choose Between Biafra & Igbo Presidency: Arewa Group To Southeast by GMbuharii: 9:23pm On Jan 11, 2020
LZAA:

Self appointed minister of igbo affairs
Shatap
Thankio
Cc immhotep GMBuharii greenback

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Travel / Re: Things You Must Know Before Traveling To Lagos by GMbuharii: 9:20pm On Jan 11, 2020
HoDareU:
let me explain this in pidgin english: when you reach oshodi, abeg shine your eye wellu wellu oh. 1. One dirty agbero like helinues afamed yorubahero12 statusquoante go do as if he dey stroll for ur front. Before you u look left and right, ur phone, moni and purge don jakpa . . .

grin grin lzaa immhotep

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Travel / Re: Things You Must Know Before Traveling To Lagos by GMbuharii: 9:18pm On Jan 11, 2020
Afamed:

God bless Glo borrow data and pay later
Says the number one on the queue and list of BMC chop-money mentals

Lolsssssss

grin grin grin
Lzaa immhotep

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Travel / Re: Things You Must Know Before Traveling To Lagos by GMbuharii: 9:15pm On Jan 11, 2020
Ile Ogbon Lagos the great city,No man's land cool grin

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Politics / Re: Hanan Buhari Arrives Bauchi For A Photoshoot In A Presidential Jet by GMbuharii: 11:46am On Jan 11, 2020
DominusPrime:

So you don't see anything wrong with it? At least try to defend this

Who daHell is this? come on,vamoose and quit misquoting me angry
Politics / Re: Hanan Buhari Arrives Bauchi For A Photoshoot In A Presidential Jet by GMbuharii: 11:44am On Jan 11, 2020
yarimo:
As long as it's not an offence in the constitution, HANAN please carry on.

grin grin lzaa immhotep

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Romance / Re: Jojo, Saudi Lady Marries American Christian, Sparks Outrage by GMbuharii: 11:31am On Jan 11, 2020
LZAA:

Cc immhotep sarrki GMBuharii Afamed

Who no like better thing
BAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAA!!!!!!!

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Politics / Re: Hanan Buhari Arrives Bauchi For A Photoshoot In A Presidential Jet by GMbuharii: 11:29am On Jan 11, 2020
itsme01:
cool



First class degree in Photography?? wetin rich man pikin no fit study...

Flying her in a Country Owned Private Jet and wasting aviation fuel on private visit is a big NO NO, even Dangote's children dont waste money on such stupidity,

Two of Dangote's daughter came to ibadan to commission structures donated by Dangote Foundation to University of Ibadan school of post graduate studies, both girls rode in the same SUV, no escort, no Private Jet, they were freindly and open.. they wouldnt had used more than 30 litters for the important journey, no wasting of money

Flying a Jet that cost over $3000 an hour to fly just to take some pictures is the height of wastefulness and abuse of office previledge, what is the cormercial value of the photograph to Nigerian economy or even to the economy of Buhari's household

..

Lzaa immhotep bastardmod greenback see hungry induced confession of lamentations or is it lamentations of confession now lolsssssss grin grin grin


Buh jokes apart,you see how folks appreciated your post with about 75 likes? Before you 4kn get puffed up,it means it's good to always makes sense!!!!!


grin grin grin grin


Lzaa immhotep

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Politics / Re: Hanan Buhari Arrives Bauchi For A Photoshoot In A Presidential Jet by GMbuharii: 11:20am On Jan 11, 2020
itsme01:


The Hungry is real.. grin even mama piss wey no go school wont throw this kin bomb, i yam in sifia pains

Lolsssssss!!!!

Real Mallam BAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAA!!!!!!!!

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Politics / Re: Hanan Buhari Arrives Bauchi For A Photoshoot In A Presidential Jet by GMbuharii: 11:19am On Jan 11, 2020
itsme01:



Anyways Oga Jonathan is now in our party APC so we forgive him, he is now our bloda

GEJ for President!!!
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Politics / Re: Hanan Buhari Arrives Bauchi For A Photoshoot In A Presidential Jet by GMbuharii: 11:11am On Jan 11, 2020
itsme01:



shatap there... everybody knows its Jonadunce fault for using our money to buy countless Presidential Jet so that mama Piss can be using it to ferry stolen money abroad

fvck Jonathan, its his fault!! i spit on his head and that of his supporters

Painment o lolsssssss
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Lzaa immhotep wetin una do baba nah?BMC chop-money never land o.... grin
The hungry is real grin grin

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Iran Says It ‘unintentionally’ Shot Down Ukrainian Jetliner by GMbuharii: 9:29am On Jan 11, 2020
If Iran wanna avenge the death of that terrorist Suleiman,then the deaths of those 176 people they bombed to death must also be avenged.
Infact,they should send Amotekun coneheaded warriors to Iran ASAP to avenge their deaths grin grin grin

Lzaa immhotep bastardmod

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Russian Warship 'aggressively Approached' US Destroyer In Arabian Sea by GMbuharii: 3:35am On Jan 11, 2020
post=85688088:

Damn it! shocked

USA versus the WORLD!

May the best team win.....
But, At the end of it all, there won't be a winner or a loser!

Peace is all we want in the WORLD.



USA 2.55 DRAW 5.OO WORLD 7.20

A true zomB. grin

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Car Talk / Re: Volkswagen Unveils An Electric Version Of The Popular Danfo Bus by GMbuharii: 9:41pm On Jan 10, 2020
Delight of coneheaded structures/agberoes. grin grin

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Crime / Re: Chloe Davison Commits Suicide Because She Wasn’t Getting Enough Likes Online by GMbuharii: 9:30pm On Jan 10, 2020
Kingsytex:
Just because of some useless and worthless instagram likes.

What on earth is she gonna tell her creator?

Some coneheaded structures and mining industrialists on Nairaland like helinues afamed yorubahero12 yorubaking can do same, judging by the way they have appointed themselves as deeply concerned ministers of Igbo affairs, busying their lives about Kanu this,Kanu that....


Ndi ara na ata guava!!!! Biko,keikwanu, lzaa?


grin grin

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Celebrities / Re: Samuel Ajibola And Sandra Mskaseay Traditional Wedding Photos by GMbuharii: 9:21pm On Jan 10, 2020
Lovely.

Hope no coneheaded structure picking pockets were allowed in there!! grin grin grin

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Car Talk / Re: 2020 Mercedes Benz AVTR Unveiled: Breaks Car Record With Its Looks by GMbuharii: 9:13pm On Jan 10, 2020
AngryIgboMan:
Chaii... Meanwhile somewhere in a dark part of the universe....

Mr Kolapo Kehinde manufactured this in Ibadan last year

Inside life brothers

grin Lzaa immhotep

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Iran Hoists The Red Flag Which Is A Traditional Symbol For War by GMbuharii: 3:07pm On Jan 10, 2020
statusquoante:
Iya lema banbe... smiley

Gbenue soun,AUNTYstatusquo....your Fulani masters won't like this o. grin
Politics / Re: Jonathan: We Didn’t Completely Plug The Loopholes In Fight Against Corruption by GMbuharii: 3:03pm On Jan 10, 2020
statusquoante:
True

Shut up and enjoy your buhari/APC/change
StatusquoAUNTY grin

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Manchester City: EFL Cup (1 - 3) On 7th January 2020 by GMbuharii: 10:58pm On Jan 07, 2020
Ft already o grin
Politics / Re: Operation Àmọ̀tẹ́kùn In Southwest: Vans And Motorcycles Of New Security Outfit by GMbuharii: 10:56pm On Jan 07, 2020
Kennyswag:
To the mod who banned my other account, may it not be well with you this year, and may whatever you lay your hands upon not prosper...gringrin
You banned me because I replied a troll

BAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAA........ grin grin grin grin

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Nairaland / General / Re: Report The Porn Spammers, Don't Quote Them, Please by GMbuharii: 10:45pm On Jan 07, 2020
Ebenezar2020:
and you too u deserve to be banned.
always tagging your ipob politics gossip mates on every thread.
Gmbuharii Immhotep Lzaa

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Phones / Re: Memory Card Problem... by GMbuharii: 10:44pm On Jan 07, 2020
Kennyswag:
Edo state
Where in Edo state?

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