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Crime / Re: Boko Haram: Vigilantes Threaten To Withdraw From War Front In Borno by GMbuharii: 9:47pm On Jan 07, 2020
Happening in far away Borno buh meanwhile,coneheads right now vvvv. grin grin grin

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Politics / Re: How US Embassy Portrays Nigeria On Its Website by GMbuharii: 9:37pm On Jan 07, 2020
joepepsy:
Our problem is not bad politicians but foolish citizens.

(Lzaa immhotep bastardmod) helinues afamed yorubahero12 yorubaking...







I does not talk am for anything o!!!!!

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Politics / Re: How US Embassy Portrays Nigeria On Its Website by GMbuharii: 9:35pm On Jan 07, 2020
Buh the wonders and magic of BMC chop-money will always make zombies, coneheaded structures, sophisticated moraans,grass eaters to call for the head of the U.S. embassy to be mined and again,since their beloved jihadist is the CnC. grin grin grin

Lzaa immhotep bastardmod adaibeku greenback

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Politics / Re: APC Factions Clash Over Obaseki’s Endorsement by GMbuharii: 7:18pm On Jan 07, 2020
This are the mallams of Edo state mzlm auchi people.... uhundan n'okhua n'edo
Politics / Re: Operation Àmọ̀tẹ́kùn In Southwest: Vans And Motorcycles Of New Security Outfit by GMbuharii: 7:08pm On Jan 07, 2020
Kennyswagzz:
everybody always hate them.. they don't hate anybody.. you will see them opening threads everyday to insult other tribes and their fellow people will be laughing and they will tell you it is not hatred..
Just go to the politics and see. cry cry cry cry cry cry
Mtcheeewww

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Celebrities / Re: Chioma B Or Cadijat? - Cardi B Asks Nigerians To Decide On Her by GMbuharii: 7:06pm On Jan 07, 2020
Kennyswagzz:
who is this cursed fellow?

Painment o lolsssssss grin grin grin grin

Politics / Re: Operation Àmọ̀tẹ́kùn In Southwest: Vans And Motorcycles Of New Security Outfit by GMbuharii: 7:05pm On Jan 07, 2020

Literature / Re: The 10 Books You Should Read In 2020 To Have A Productive Year by GMbuharii: 5:13pm On Jan 07, 2020
SarakiBukola:
The Memoirs of a MENTALus tantalus man by

TheFacelessMan.

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BAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAA!!!!!!!

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Politics / Re: Army Detains Charles Nengite Over $16 Million Found In Wife’s Account by GMbuharii: 3:47pm On Jan 07, 2020
naijaguy123456:
Am sure the money has its history with Jonathan. Jonathan stole it and kept it with the wife .

God punish hunger. grin
Celebrities / Re: Chioma B Or Cadijat? - Cardi B Asks Nigerians To Decide On Her by GMbuharii: 3:40pm On Jan 07, 2020
Kennyswagzz:
bro i can't wait to get out of this shithole for good angrysadcry

Shattap....naija is your beloved home ruled by your beloved fulani masters. grin grin

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Politics / Re: Operation Àmọ̀tẹ́kùn In Southwest: Vans And Motorcycles Of New Security Outfit by GMbuharii: 3:35pm On Jan 07, 2020
Kennyswagzz:
useless people who wouldn't face their red mud regionangry
They will open a thread, they will mention afonja angry
They will achieve something in the diaspora, they will mention afonjaangry
Their govnrs will commision one useless project, they will mention afonjaangry
Nonsense peoplegringrin

Sifia pains lolsssssss

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Politics / Re: Major Patrick Chukwuma Kaduna Nzeogwu by GMbuharii: 3:34pm On Jan 07, 2020
LZAA:

Cc Afamed helinues immhotep GMBuhariiwink

They are listening with very keen interest and paying rapt attention grin grin

They even have the speech at home lolsssssss

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Politics / Re: Operation Àmọ̀tẹ́kùn In Southwest: Vans And Motorcycles Of New Security Outfit by GMbuharii: 3:32pm On Jan 07, 2020
LZAA:
Afamed and helinues haff signed upgrin
Cc immhotep GMBuharii yarimo

Their BMC chop-money never come and the hungry is real grin

Awon Alarm blow BMC chop-money mentals grin grin grin

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Politics / Re: FG Charges Joseph Olorunjuwon Agbenla With Abuse Of Office by GMbuharii: 3:29pm On Jan 07, 2020
seunmsg:
ICPC is a useless and corrupt agency. The immediate past surveyor general of the federation committed worse crimes and stole billions of Naira with incontrovertible evidences before the commission. Instead of taking him to court, they took bribe and buried the case. They should be prosecuting the bigger thieves instead of pursuing people that stole chicken change.

Shattap there if you cannot mention the name.

I am sure if it were an Igbo person you would be with loud speaker. grin grin grin
Politics / Re: FG Charges Joseph Olorunjuwon Agbenla With Abuse Of Office by GMbuharii: 3:27pm On Jan 07, 2020
Another coneheaded structure about to be replaced by a Fulani... grin
Crime / Re: Onitsha Barber Beheads Boy In Ebonyi And Drinks His Blood, Blames Prophetess by GMbuharii: 2:44pm On Jan 06, 2020
tribalmall:
Are these not the jester that label other skull miners ?!

Miner alert!!!!!! grin
Religion / Re: Leke Adeboye Speaks About First Fruit, Daddy Freeze And His Followers React by GMbuharii: 2:29pm On Jan 06, 2020
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked




As a practicing Christian I have always adhered to the principle of first fruits.

That is why it is a tradition for me to enter the New Year copulating.

Instead of sowing my financial seed to a pastor with nothing to show for it and watch him live lavish, I'd rather sow a biological one in a fertile woman and luckily reap the fruits of my labour 9months after.

Imagine I am listening to "this life I can't kee myself,I can't kee myself,o..I can't kee myself, allow me to flex,o" on cool FM this very moment!!!

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Iran Sets $80m Bounty On Trump’s Head, Eyes White House As Target by GMbuharii: 2:22pm On Jan 06, 2020
[s]
KingAzubuike:
The USA just created problems for their puppets like israel. Thats one country that will suffer from iran the most. And by the time Iran is done with them, Netanyahu will know whatsup.

And for Donald Trump, he's proven over and over again to be a dictator, a schizophrenic patient and a poor thinker.. Killing a top dog of another country is more than enough to spark war even in the stone ages. His silly excuses with mike pompeo was that the innocent man was planning an imminent attack and has been behind the death of thousands of americans lol. America has sown the wind and they might just rip the whirlwind who knows
[/s]

Kindly shut up, thank you..

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Politics / Re: Operation Amotekun: Don't Blame Aare Ona Kakanfo If It Fails - Gani Adams by GMbuharii: 10:47am On Jan 06, 2020
Sheuns:


Go check history. Aare ona kakanfo isn’t in control of the entire Yoruba, but the old oyo empire.

Typical!!! If they don't betray themselves,who will?


Buhari is in control of the entire Yoruba ,we know grin
Politics / Re: Operation Amotekun: Don't Blame Aare Ona Kakanfo If It Fails - Gani Adams by GMbuharii: 10:43am On Jan 06, 2020
what is an Amotekun?

Someone said it is a coneheaded structure.



Let me ask lzaa or no,let me Google....

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Pets / Re: Parrot Screams For 'Help', Neighbor Called 911 And Cops Show Up In The U.S(Pics) by GMbuharii: 10:26am On Jan 06, 2020
Afamed:
Same scenario in Nigeria
That is if those at the police desk picks the call o
Or if those police have fuel in their vans
When they eventually arrive.
Arrest parrot owner
Arrest neighbor
Arrest parrot.
Parrot disappears from custody... . it's head most likely mined and body likely featured in a deliciously made ewedu soup with amala and fish to quench hunger for alarm blow BMC chop-money mentals like helinues.
Parrot owner released on bail. 10k
Neighbor released for disturbing them. .. 10k


One day I believe we will get it right.
Btw happy new year to my good friend, lzaa, who returned my senses.

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Religion / Re: Owl Found In A Church In Ahoada, Rivers State by GMbuharii: 10:14am On Jan 06, 2020
Erediauwa:
That's a beautiful pregnant Owl,


The only strange birds I know are currently in Edo state.

Uhundan n'okhua. angry

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Politics / Re: Border Closure: Many Nigerians Now Have Jobs, Buhari’s Aide Insists by GMbuharii: 10:11am On Jan 06, 2020
Sirjamo:
This is just stating the fact. Nigeria is gradually moving from a dumping ground to a manufacturing hub.

The Container economists would not agree, they'd rather Nigeria remain the dustbin of expired products imported or smuggled by their kinsmen!!

Yes,by their kinsmen.....to be consumed by scratched faced lovers of tramadol and ewedu android

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Mourners Attend Qasem Soleimani's Funeral Ceremony. Iraq Asks US Forces To Leave by GMbuharii: 10:09pm On Jan 05, 2020
Sirjamo:
You don't correct people with insult, you just threw away a chance to get a thanks!!

Shattap!!!!
Foreign Affairs / Re: Mourners Attend Qasem Soleimani's Funeral Ceremony. Iraq Asks US Forces To Leave by GMbuharii: 6:21pm On Jan 05, 2020
Sirjamo:
The Americans are in every single Muslim country either directly or indirectly. Wherever there are Muslims including Nigeria, they meddle in their affairs. If not for Russia and China, America would have nuked some Islamic countries since a very long time ago.

And we would all have heaved a huge sigh of relief and do thanksgiving for a whole year.

sirjamo post:
This is the type of injustice and forceful occupation of Muslim countries that BREEDED
Al - Qaeda and ISIS !!!


Nepa bill degree holder,it is BRED not BREEDED

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Lzaa immhotep Biko bia o!!!!

Miners o!!!!!!

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Religion / Re: Funeral Service For Reinhard Bonke In Florida Draws Thousands by GMbuharii: 3:39pm On Jan 05, 2020
SarakiBukola:


If only we could channel the religious fervour and zealousness into more productive activities.

I am a Muslim and if i become President today, I would first stop Government sponsored pilgrimages to Mecca and Jerusalem.

God said you should only go when you have the means, why would taxpayers some of who are atheists pay for people to go and develop the economy of Middle Eastern countries?



I believe in there is no bla bla bla but bla bla bla, and bla bla bla is his minister of information in naija!! grin
Foreign Affairs / Re: Inmate Escaped U.S. Prison In 1979, Recaptured On New Year's Eve by GMbuharii: 3:37pm On Jan 05, 2020
SarakiBukola:
A friend has a similar experience....


MENTALus tantalus grin grin grin grin
2020 MENTALus tantalus lolsssssss

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Inmate Escaped U.S. Prison In 1979, Recaptured On New Year's Eve by GMbuharii: 3:33pm On Jan 05, 2020
SarakiBukola:


Check TheFacelessMan.

He is my pal. Writes well.

CHAI!!!!!!! A MENTALus tantalus talking about a fellow MENTALus tantalus who happens to be "itself"!!!!!!

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Politics / Re: There Is Nothing Called The North — Abaribe by GMbuharii: 2:35pm On Jan 05, 2020
visijo:
Tall girls are naturally friendly,they apologize when they go wrong,But u see those hi malt bottle ? They are very stubborn�

Buh very shapy, sexxie,thick ikebe,.... grin

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Politics / Re: Nigerian Tribal War - Finger Pointing Game by GMbuharii: 12:44pm On Jan 05, 2020
[s]
hotwax:
I hope this post will not degenerate into a tribal clash against which was created.

There is total ethnic/tribal/religion discord in the country. We have never been more disunited as a country. It is safe to say we have never been united since independence. But its at a critical level now.

I wouldnt want to do a chronological revisit of events since independence, but I will touch on recent happenings.

During Jonathan era, he alienated the Yoruba race. He even insulted Yoruba elders publicly (the egbero elders saga). Do not forget the same Yorubas emotionally supported him when he was been undermined by northern cabals. Note worthy was Obasanjo and Tinubu (although money/transactions exchanged hands) who stood with him. He won thanks to votes from South (remember Buhari (ANPP) was strong in the north.

Yorubas are also humans. Humans like other animals react to stimulus. Who would blame them for embracing Buhari who came to dobale (Prostrate) for Tinubu and OBJ. Buhari was a golden opportunity for Yorubas to give GEJ the middle finger. He was the best selling name due to his anti-corruption bragados (ref: Alison Madueke, Minister of defence looting e.t.c). Average Nigerians were pissed off.

Yorubas support led to this shiiiithole we are in right now. From economic figures it is obvious Nigeria was doing well until Buhari came. Dont also forget OBJ said Buhari is not sound economically except he assembles a brilliant economy technorats (Remember OBJ Ngozie Eweala).

But Buhari is known for his bigotry, disdain for other tribes. Assembled the wrong team (Although favoured Yorubas to some extent). Everything spiraled down. Inflation/recession/hunger sets in. Boko haram became more rampant...Fulanis herdsmen became bolder because their brother is at the helm of affairs...(na we get the military, police, airforce mentality), selected corruption prosecution, we have now out borrowed PDP 16 years of governance..we are now a borrowing economy, fuel subsidy higher than that of Jonathan e.t.c

All Nigerians saw these problems and inconsistencies. Some Buhari fans like myself retreated when second election came. Some Youbas muslims who are still religiously motivated are still holding on to Buhari. They don't care where the country leads, they dont care if Fulani herdsmen burn down their family houses. A muslim president is what matters to them. I even know of a friend whom fulani herdsmen attacked his home town (kisi). He was even siding fulani herdsmen against his blood brothers. He said "Why will farmers spray their corn with dangerous chemicals killing cows..They deserve what they got" This is how dangerous religion is.

Am I blaming anyone? Muslims? Christians? Igbos, Fulanis, Hausas? Hellllll NOOOO

We are all at fault...Its time we stop the finger pointing and be sincere...

When it comes to governance, we should kill tribalism. Lets have two political systems. Lets swear allegiance to Nigeria...

We have been swearing allegiance to tribe and religion...

See Dubai, Qatar, Saudi, they didnt allow religion get in the way of governance... Which way Nigeria?

PLS NO BLAMING or Pointing Fingers PLS enough is enough

PS: No tribe is superior. We have achieved so many things together..we have heroes from different tribes...

Lets be humans for once.

Helinues afamed yorubahero12 yorubaking
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Pdp/Gej betrayed the yorubas by selecting that PDP woman to be house of representatives speaker 2011 and tinubu,in connivance with the north did their mathematics and brought in Tambuwal,a northerner,as speaker in place of the Yoruba woman,and you still have the shameless gut to accuse gej of betrayal!!!!!!
Did PDP not zone the speakership to the west?
Didn't that show of shame lead to rascality at the Nass today where the north is president,senate President, speaker of house and CJN?

Isn't the north in charge of virtually everything today?

Not a single word for the now evil genius,tinubu,how honorable of you!

Same stupidity you people displayed with your "Otoge" movement in Kwara state and foolishly got Bukola Saraki out of the system,out of the senate,out of being senate President!
Today,Lawan,a north easterner,is senate president! How foolish can a people be! Will you blame GEJ or the Igbos for that loss too?


All of you blaming and mentioning Gej till today,good luck to you ooooooo!!!!!!!!

EKU ODUN OOOOO

EKU BUHARI paa pa.... Finally,EKU NEXT LEVEL OF CHANGE OOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!



Lzaa immhotep bia o... ComanCee lamentations of confession or is it confession of lamentations now. grin grin grin




Just to let you know, gej and obj took the house of representatives sw loss matter up but were told to forgive?!

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Soleimani's Last Seconds On Earth Were Bright And Loud by GMbuharii: 12:25pm On Jan 05, 2020
OZAOEKPE:
He died like an animal that he is

Happy new year bro,long time...pls,stay safe, zombies are everywhere cheesy

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