₦airaland Forum

@damsol

Where and when did this happen ? And do you trust your friend for
telling the truth ?

hey biola, its been nice chatting with you.

Have fun in the phillippines and good luck with the new major.

got to go now

it's your nickname, not your real last name

Any wayz, what are you doing from being too bored over your break ?

Adenez is your nick name (in lieu of your last name)

I even told biola that i do this to joke around a lot and she realizes it, so she's
playing along.

what paparazzi work ? What on God's earth are you talking about?

Do you actually think i take this blog thing serious.

My man - this na past time for me. I do this to relieve stress. You are taking this
way too serious.

na waa ooh. Well next time we go catch.

I think the girl name be Adenez ---

@must

for real ? damn. I dey for college park men.

I thought you had gone to bed or something.

See oooh, I don go store go buy flower for you.

Just for you biola. just for you. For being so special

@ so what's going on for the break now ? You no go travel or
something ? Go to sydney now, it's not that far ke

Or money is tight ? I understand sha  

I no be aje ooo, I be witch cousin _{(there is quite a difference btw the two. check wikipedia)}

You keep evading this name. Okay, what would it take for you to tell me ?

I know the Biola part, I know the Ade part, den kuku finish am now. Haba fine naija/philip girl

Where is @must ? You don go to bed ? Omo New Yorker

Biola, why are you being so mean to me ? You like seeing me suffer while
guessing your name ? I am not eni buruku now. Haba can't you see I dey
suffer ?

Interesting. I majored in Business (finance concentration) while pursuing my undergrad. Which
one you dey do for accounting now - principles, intermediate, cost, tax etc ?

What is the difference between debit and credit <sub>(i no think say she you dey study accounting sef)

may be i should be nicer to her, that way she go tell me her name.</sub>

SARS ke ?

Please don't joke around. I heared that's the only disease you can contract from the internet

Ade---, Alright thanks for the clue. We are getting some where

Where is @must ?

How life for NY ? I dey here for MD oooh. Just dey chiil

@aloib

So Bawoni ile iwe ? Are you grad or undergrad ? You wan become doctor/lawyer/or you
are majoring in "undecided" studies (very popular major world wide & the most rewarding)

Give us a little preview of the picture so I can see the lady I'm chatting with (and take it
off right away)

_{So fine girl, what would it take for you to tell me your last name ?}

Yahoo as in IM ? I no get IM ooh.

Too much of this go kill me. I can't have YIM, NL etc at the sametime. It's
just too much.

@biola

May be you no dey for manila. The village guys no get guts.

Aaaaaaaahhhh all that nice ikebe going to waste. Is there anyway you could
please show us your picture (the one you showed bhola) ?

You can put it here for a couple of minutes and remove it. Hearing the ikebe got me a
little curious.

So, you said you are mixed. What's the other half ? I must admit, you sound like a very nice
lady. I joke around a lbit as a past time - to relieve stress- you know ?

@must

Really ? Na waa oooh. So they love black nubian princess over there like that  

Dem go dey swamp over biola, because she get nice figure as i dey hear.

@must

My mouth dey water as you are describing the food. That is very thoughtful of you.

We can't just let her keep eating rice/noodles 24/7 Haba not omo kabiyesi

You see this is one thing I love about Nairaland - You
meet nigerians from all works of life here.

Wow Phillipines huh ? Very interesting.

I know you will miss our food, but I think you dey way betta off pass naija. Do the
guys over there try to get "some" from you over there in Manila ? Bhola said
you have a nice figure, so the phillippine guys must be wondering what it's
like to be with a fine black sister (especially omo oduduwa, ewedu loving lady)  

@must

Thanks jare.

@aloib

South East Asia. Haba, but all those people eat is rice/noodles
and fish. How you dey survive without amala and egusi, yoruba
man's favourite dish  

oooh my bad. You must be in Europe .

Well its still early in the am there too. "Omo ile iwe" huh ?

How do you like schooling in Europe (is it the UK ?)

You and I (but we'll keep it our little secret)

So are you in school ? Working ? Or Omo olowo (living off papa and mama ) ?

Biola, I was saying it's like 6.30 am in naija and you are
already up. You must really love corn flakes to be up
so early.

Where is everyone else, Haba, have we driven them away.

_{Kai, Seun go ban us ooo}

Biola, it is almost 6.30 am for naija. You must really love corn flakes
to be up so early.

It is a common rule. The minute you stop peeing in the mattress, that's
when you get to stay up as long as you can

Men, you don't know how happy I was last year when I finally got to stay up
as late as I want to

Yes, but grown ups can sleep whenever.

Abi you don't realise that as from last year I don't pee in the mattress anymore ?

_{Yes, 'cos our discussion is off topic}

@aloib

I remember that song too (a lion has a tail, )

Emi ? Emi ? We go see now. I will get your last name.

Yes, your name reminded me of hers. And what makes you say I'm supposed
to be in bed?

_{Seun go ban me for off topic ooo, too much wahala sef}

biola biola. nice name

And by god's grace (NSHA ALLAH) i will know your last name

oooooh aloib is biola spelt backwards ----

omo yoruba --how things ?

_{Now I have to work on getting the last name}  

i am going to seek a refund from my kindagarden school for not
teaching me science back then. No wonder I no sabi science for
elemenatary school and had to drop out in primary 8  

Uche2nna:
Men!I do not know what you do for a living.But if you are ever thinking of a career switch i hope you do consider comedy

@ uche

Good advise. Comedians make lots of money these days don't they ? You are very good at spotting talent