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A driver was driving his boss to the airport, the boss noticed that he forgot an important document at home, so he went back home, his wife was bathing with a soap on her face, the husband tip-toed and touches her boobs, the wife responded, you've dropped my stupid husband so fast? Dont rush we've the whole weekend to spend together, am praying for him to have a plane crash so that I can enjoy you till the end of my life! She notice the person was quite, she washed her face and saw her husband standing in front of her. IF U WERE DE HUSBAND WHAT ARE U GOING 2 DO? AND IF U WERE DE WIFE WHAT WOULD B YOUR REACTION. Plz dnt spoil de fun, foward dis message 2 all yr friends

dual citizenship


The guy has Plan B when violence starts!

Why divide his loyality btw Biafra and another country?

Here we see French soccer coach Arsene Wenger, who runs Arsenal Football Club (you’ve gotta think that his name had sway at the interview stage, haven’t you?). He’s renowned in the game for his attractive style of play, having been in his job unusually long and for his spendthrift ways in the transfer market. But, in England, he’s mostly known for his repeated inability to zip up his coats. Time and time again we see the Frenchman struggling to get zipped up. Red card.

A dude’s butt slip now as we see Richard Berens’s swimming suit split – something’s he’s gone on to be semi-famous for now. The poor guy. He’s an American former competition swimmer, world champion, current world record-holder and two time Olympic gold medalist. Yet all anyone ever wants to talk to him about is the time the back of his special black swimming suit split and we all caught a glimpse of his goods. Like we said – poor guy

Whoever was awarded the job of designing the uniforms for this women’s cycling team is clearly not au fait with the anatomy of the human female. Or they’re just rubbish designers, one of the two. Who would opt for a flesh-colored mid-section that makes it look as though the girls have decided to all expose themselves at the exact time time, unashamedly…? This is one massive sporting clothes fail right here. For shame.
http://www.4allfails.com/the-worst-sporting-clothing-fails-you-have-to-see/2/

The world of women’s 7-on-7 tackle American football has one league. It’s called the ‘LFL’ – the ‘Legends Football League’. But that’s a fairly new name. It’s old moniker? The much more enticing, yet much more sexist, ‘Lingerie Football League’. At least with its old name you kinda knew what to expect. It was a game seemingly designed to encourage wardrobe malfunctions. And not many people complained. Well, okay, some people did. The spoilsports.
http://www.4allfails.com/the-worst-sporting-clothing-fails-you-have-to-see/3/

Here we see Spanish soccer legend and former Barcelona coach Pep Guardiola experiencing a wardrobe malfunction. He’s managing his new side, German champions Bayern Munich in a vital Champion’s League game. Here we see him passing on some invaluable advice to his captain and assistant captain, Philipp Lahm and Thomas Mueller. All while having his tailoring let him down with this massive tear in his suit leg. Let’s hope he kept the receipt.
http://www.4allfails.com/the-worst-sporting-clothing-fails-you-have-to-see/5/

More sporting butt-flaunting action here as we see jockey Blake Shinn in a moment that you just know he’s never going live down withhis pals down at the local bar. Here’s what he said about the incident, with good humor: ‘I was more worried about winning the race. They [the pants] went just after the start and there was nothing I could do. I think a lot of people are going to have a bit of fun with this, but they can’t say I wasn’t focused and went to the line.’
http://www.4allfails.com/the-worst-sporting-clothing-fails-you-have-to-see/7/

The buttock-based sporting revelry just never ceases here at 4AllFails. We can’t get enough accidental butt glimpses. And here’s a belter. Former world champion Gillian Cooke split her pants at a televised event. The British bobsleigh star just wished there wasn’t a camera crew directly behind her beaming out images of her posterior at the time. Her skin-tight Lycra suit annoyingly split as she bent over before jumping. Bah!
http://www.4allfails.com/the-worst-sporting-clothing-fails-you-have-to-see/9/

We told you how the tiny skirt is the bane of every cheerleader’s life. Once their squad gets given the little white shorts to wear, most cheerleaders think that any chance of butt-based embarrassment has gone forever. But as this girl is proving so admirably here – that just ain’t the case. Look, maybe her stain is actually caused by her scratching with a hand that have fake tan on. Or maybe she sat on a bag of Cheetos without realizing. Let’s hope, anyway. For her sake.
http://www.4allfails.com/the-worst-sporting-clothing-fails-you-have-to-see/10/

What drug is she taking? Are these drugs original? What are these drugs side effects?



Op
Check these links. Most time it is SLEEP APNEA. if not treated can lead to more health problems


https://www.google.se/search?q=sleep+apnea&client=ms-android-samsung&hl=sv-SE&prmd=inv&source=lnms&tbm=vid&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiflJf42ZTKAhVLnXIKHannBiwQ_AUICigD

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sleep_apnea

Op
Check these links. Most time it is SLEEP APNEA. if not treated can lead to more health problems


https://www.google.se/search?q=sleep+apnea&client=ms-android-samsung&hl=sv-SE&prmd=inv&source=lnms&tbm=vid&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiflJf42ZTKAhVLnXIKHannBiwQ_AUICigD

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sleep_apnea

What drug is she taking? Are the drugs original? What are these drugs side effects?

Sons and daughters of this generation giving there parents and the world middle finger...left and right!

So you've met the Swede, shall we say at a bar, and things are going well. It's time to get a drink. Our advice: Do not pick up the tab, ever. If there's one way to freak out a Swede it's to pay the bill. This goes for rounds of drinks, dinners, coffees...almost everything. Split the bill right down the middle. Everything is equal here, remember. And why are you paying the bill anyway? Are you inadvertently adhering to old gender roles? Tread very lightly here. This isn't Kansas, Abuja or Lagos any more.

Ladies do you agree to this idea?

http://www.thelocal.se/galleries/Lifestyle/ten-ways-to-pick-up-a-swede-in-time-for-valentines-day/3

The public clinic, which caters to young people up to the age of 23, said the initiative was aimed at turning around declining condom use in Sweden and making sure young men buy the right size condom to prevent sexually-transmitted diseases.The specially-designed measuring tape, which checks circumference and not length, is being handed out free of charge at the clinic
in the suburb of Odenplan, as World Aids Day gets underway. Walk-in patients can then head home with condoms spanning six different sizes, from 49mm to 67mm.


Eddie Sandström, a male nurse at the clinic, told The Local at 10am that no-one had yet turned up to claim their free tape, but said he was convinced the initiative was a way to make sex talk "more open and a bit more fun"."Teenagers are really tired in the morning so I presume they will come after lunch," he laughed."A common reason for a condom slipping off or breaking during sex is that you've bought the wrong size...You have to measure the circumference of the penis when erect, not the length," the nurse added in a podcast on the clinic's website."On our measuring tape you get the measurement in millimetres and a few recommendations for condom types that are suitable," he said.Sandström told The Local that national awareness campaigns were not getting Swedes to use more condoms, with sexually transmitted diseases including gonorrhea rising in the Nordic nation."It's difficult to say why. That's what we are looking at this nationally," he said.


Is Sweden's Christmas Donald Duck fest over?"But alcohol is one thing -- when you are drunk you are not thinking -- and young people don't plan their sexual meetings either." The tape initiative is part of a wider project to promote sexual awareness among young people, run by Stockholm City Council. 





http://www.thelocal.se/20151201/swedish-clinic-launches-penis-measuring-tape

How do people know your are second wife?
Just say here is my husband (if the first wife is around) and here is my madam. Chikina!

Before you leave get a job first!
Meanwhile you need to refund the man his expenses or you are at fault!

Also, What's wrong in your husband asking you to have kids?
Dont allow fake friends to confuse you, where were your friends when u could not pay school fees?

THE HAGUE, Netherlands - (AP) -- Nigerian farmers will have the chance to sue oil multinational Shell in a Dutch court for pollution they blame on leaking pipelines, a Dutch appeals court ruled Friday.Activists said the ruling sets a landmark legal precedent that clears the way for Dutch-based companies to be sued for alleged negligence of their subsidiaries elsewhere in the world."There is now jurisprudence that means victims of human rights violations or pollution can sue Dutch multinationals in the Netherlands," said Geert Ritsema of the Dutch arm of Friends of the Earth, the environmental group that is also involved in the case.The case centers on a charge from four farmers that Shell and its Nigerian unit are liable for damages caused by leaks from two underground oil pipes from 2004-2007. Shell has argued that it has no liability in the case and that Dutch courts did not have jurisdiction."It cannot be established in advance that the parent company is not liable for possible negligence of the Nigerian operating company," The Hague Appeals Court said in a statement.








In a written reaction, Shell's Nigerian subsidiary said it was disappointed in the ruling."We believe allegations concerning Nigerian plaintiffs in dispute with a Nigerian company, over issues which took place within Nigeria, should be heard in Nigeria," the statement said.Friday's decision means the case that centered on pollution in the land and in the water around Nigeria's oil-rich Niger Delta can proceed, likely next year.In 2013, judges rejected most of the case, saying pipeline leaks were caused by saboteurs, not Shell negligence. However, in one case, the judges ordered a subsidiary, Shell Nigeria, to compensate a farmer for breach of duty of care by making it too easy for saboteurs to open an oil well head that leaked on to his land.In another victory for the plaintiffs, the Hague court also ordered Shell to give the farmers and environmental activists supporting their case access to internal documents that the court said could shed more light on the case.Shell's local subsidiary is the top foreign oil producer in the Niger Delta, an oil-rich region of mangroves and swamps about the size of Portugal. Its production forms the backbone of crude production in Nigeria.Shell, which discovered and started tapping the country's oil reserves in the late 1950s, has been heavily criticized by activists and local communities over oil spills and close ties to government security forces.




http://www.newsday.com/news/world/dutch-court-has-jurqisdiction-in-shell-pollution-case-1.11242217

The former official is suspected of selling between 70 and 75 visas from the Swedish Embassy in Abuja, Nigeria and was detained by police in Sweden on Friday, according to media reports.

"The suspect was employed by the Swedish Migration Agency and was on a fixed-term contact with the embassy in Nigeria where the alleged crime took place," said foreign ministry spokesman Gabriel Wernstedt.

"The suspect's contract was terminated after it emerged the person had deviated from the routine for visa services," he said.

The reports did not say whether the visas were fake or if they were genuine but illegally issued.

http://www.thelocal.se/20151212/swedish-official-remanded-in-custody-for-selling-visas

An Edmonton mother of three is facing life in prison after tying her estranged husband to a bed under the guise of sexual activity and then stabbing him 40 times.


Court heard the woman also used the Internet to look up various ways to kill somebody and dispose of the body and she used a red crayon to write "Murder #3 - This is not over pigs" on a wall at the scene of the brutal slaying in an attempt to mislead any police investigation.

Amanda Michelle McInnes, 30, pleaded guilty to second-degree murder in Court of Queen's Bench on Friday for the September 2012 killing of Tye Kaye, 27.

McInnes - who is also known as Kaye - will receive an automatic life sentence, however a three-day hearing, likely in March, will be used to determine how long she must serve before being eligible to apply for parole.

According to agreed facts, McInnes and Kaye attended L.Y. Cairns, a high school for students with mild cognitive learning needs, and they began a romantic relationship in 2009. They were married in 2011, but they broke up shortly after. They had two children together and McInnes also had another child from a previous relationship.

They began to reconcile in the spring of 2012 and, by September 2012, Kaye, an apprentice mechanic, was making plans to live again with McInnes and the children.

On Friday, Sept. 21, 2012, Kaye asked his roommates to leave their south-side apartment so McInnes and the children could stay with him for the weekend and McInnes told the couple she was living with that she was going to be away for the weekend at her friend Jessica's home.

http://cnews.canoe.com/CNEWS/Crime/2015/12/14/22583387.html

The wording of your reply puts you at risk. A better reply would have been to apologise, that it was human error and promise it will never happen again.

Like someone said send in another letter indicating you are sorry and it will never happen again. Do not accept responsiblilty for the consequence in writing.

More important. .. when you make mistake be humble.... it helps alot

The wording of your reply puts you at risk. A better reply would have been to apologise, that it was human error and promise it will never happen again.

Like someone said send in another letter indicating you are sorry and it will never happen again. Do not accept responsiblilty for the consequence in writing

9. Sandane Airport

This regional airport is situated on a peninsula in Norway and has just one asphalt runway. In fact, Travel + Leisure magazine named it one of the world´s scariest runways. Nestled between two fjords, strong winds and severe turbulence make this one of the most challenging airports in Europe.

10. Tufi Airport

One of the smallest airports on this list, Tufi Airport is located in Papua New Guinea and serves the coastal town of Tufi. It’s plain to see why this airport could be considered daunting – the runway is nothing more than a dirt track. However the airport does hope to become an international airport with connections to Cairns, Australia.

11. São Paulo/Congonhas Airport

Congonhas Airport is named after the neighbourhood of Sao Paulo where it is located. It is one of three commercial airports serving the Brazilian city. Situated in a downtown city area, it was constructed back in the 1930’s. The increasing urban sprawl surrounding the airport has significantly reduced landing space over time.

12. Ice Runway

If you’re looking for extreme, look no further than Ice Runway in Antarctica. Used by the US Antarctic Program, the runway is constructed each year before the start of the Antarctic field season. It’s discontinued when the ice begins to break in December. The main danger of Ice Runway is apparent – the harsh Antarctic weather!

13. Kai Tak Airport

Considering Kai Tak Airport sat in the midst of Hong Kong’s skyscrapers and mountains, its no wonder it was closed in 1998. Its single runway was on Victoria Harbour – such a short and narrow stretch made landings particularly difficult. Needless to say Kai Tak experienced its fair share of accidents before it was replaced by the Hong Kong International Airport.

More than 200 years ago, British economist Thomas Robert Malthus famously suggested that the earth would run out of food resources to feed a burgeoning global population. Now, thanks to advances in synthetic biology and genetic engineering, we could soon be talking about exponential increases in the earth’s food supply rather than the “arithmetical” increases predicted by Malthus.

China, for example, is taking steps to genetically engineer its own food supply rather than growing it the boring old traditional way. In 2016, Boyalife Group plans to open a new commercial cloning facility in the northern China city of Tianjin to “manufacture” up to 1 million head of cattle each year by 2020. The logic is simple: Chinese cattle farmers are unable to keep up with the nation’s beef demand and are turning to new biotechnologies for the solution.

The commercial cloning project is a joint venture between Sinica (a subsidiary of Boyalife Group), Peking University’s Institute of Molecular Medicine, the Tianjin International Joint Academy of Biomedicine, and South Korea’s Sooam Biotech Research Foundation. The plan is to finish completion of the $31 million commercial cloning facility in the first half of 2016, and then start production of 100,000 cattle per year. Within five years, the facility plans to ramp up to 1 million cattle a year.

That’s what exponential growth of the food supply looks like: 0 to 100,000 to 1 million in five years.

The math here is fascinating because the Chinese are obviously trying to get their hands on as much beef as possible, to the point where you can now fire up your laptop in China and order chilled, ready-to-eat beef online from Australia. And in July, the Chinese entered into a live cattle export agreement with Australia to meet its rapidly growing beef demand. Starting in 2016, China plans to spend as much as $1.5 billion per year to import 1 million head of livestock cattle annually from the Aussies. The first cattle were shipped off to China earlier this month in huge crates.

You do the math – 1 million cattle is exactly the same amount Boyalife Group is hoping to produce in its new commercial cloning facility by 2020. So you can view this as a bit of a technological hedge – why buy your food from someone else for $1.5 billion a year (and fly cows in planes!) if you can reverse engineer your own more easily and more cheaply?

And it’s not just in China where new biotechnology innovations are taking off as a potential solution to food shortages. While Europe remains a staunch supporter of commercial cloning bans on animals, the door is starting to open in the United States, where the U.S. FDA finally (after 19 years!) approved the introduction of genetically engineered salmon. In doing so, the AquaAdvantage Salmon became the first genetically engineered animal to win U.S. approval for human consumption.

Again, do the math and you can see why new synthetic biology innovations create the possibility for exponential food supply growth rather than arithmetic food supply growth. The genetically engineered salmon grows faster than other salmon, thanks to an inserted gene, meaning that you can get more salmon, faster, than if you waited around for fish to grow the old-fashioned way. Considering that the U.S. must import more than 95 percent of its salmon from far-away locales such as Chile and Norway, this is actually a big deal. And the company making this possible — AquaBounty — is not some huge multinational, it’s a small company with 21 employees.

However, there are a number of thorny philosophical, moral and ethical questions to answer. Is meat from a test tube the same as meat from a real cow? Is eating a genetically engineered “Frankenfish” as safe as eating a regular fish?

Without the right controls in place, of course, we’re talking about potentially opening up a Pandora’s box with all these synthetic biology and genetic engineering innovations. The reason is the following: Once you start cloning cattle for beef consumption, why not start cloning other animals?

Glad you asked, because the Chinese have already thought of that. At their new commercial cloning facility in Tianjin, they also plan to clone racehorses, sniffer dogs and pet dogs. Because, well, they can. The Chinese have been experimenting with cloning cattle, sheep and pigs since 2000. In 2014, as a proof of concept of what’s possible with commercial cloning, Boyalife cloned three pure-blooded Tibetan mastiff puppies. Oh, and one of the partners in the cloning facility — Sooam Biotech — is also working on cloning a wooly mammoth.

According to Boyalife’s chief executive, Xu Xiaochun, the plan is to move on from cloning cattle for food purposes to cloning primates for research purposes. And from primates, guess what the next step would be? Yep, humans. “The technology is already there,” Xu says. “If this is allowed, I don’t think there are other companies better than Boyalife that make better technology.” Right now, the company is just being “self-restrained” about cloning humans until all those bothersome moral and ethical questions go away.

Which brings us back to Malthus. Back in 1798, he hit on an issue that’s still relevant today: the need for a geometrical solution to an arithmetical problem. In this case, the “problem” is population growth. If population grows geometrically, but food grows arithmetically, maybe the solution is an exponential technology capable of keeping up with this growth. (Especially if we start adding cloned humans to the population mix…)

Consider that the first cloned mammal – Dolly the Sheep– was “born” in 1996. Almost exactly 10 years later, in 2005, we had Snuppy, the first cloned dog. Ten years later, in 2016, we could get our first big batch of cloned cattle. Then, ten years later, we could be talking about millions of cloned sheep and millions of cloned dogs. That sounds like exponential growth to me.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/innovations/wp/2015/12/03/what-happens-when-chinese-supermarkets-start-selling-beef-from-a-test-tube/

14. Wellington International

Flying into the capital of New Zealand can be a somewhat daunting experience. Strong winds and a funnelling effect from the Cook Strait result in some particularly turbulent landings. Furthermore, Wellington International Airport’s runway is particularly short and bordered by the ocean. Despite these hazards, there have thankfully been few incidents of note.

15. Gibraltar International

Handling just a few hundred thousand passengers per year, Gibraltar International Airport intersects one of Gibraltar’s main roads. As a result, the section of road has to be closed off every time a plan lands or takes off. Though this sounds particularly dangerous, the few accidents at this airport were unrelated to this.